What would happen if you just ate crisps?

Renn · 03-08-2010 4:28pm #1

Well, this woman answers Alan Partidge's question

http://www.mirror.co.uk/news/top-stories/2010/07/02/the-woman-who-only-ever-eats-monster-munch-115875-22375682/

Kasabian · 03-08-2010 4:30pm

You get a story in a red top.

kfallon · 03-08-2010 4:30pm

She must have some teeth picking to be doing afterwards, Monster Munch and Chipsticks are the worst for getting caught between them!

CreepingDeath · 03-08-2010 4:30pm

You'd get banned from the cinema.

mojesius · 03-08-2010 4:33pm

Trust the Mirror to make light of an extremely serious health issue.

She has an eating disorder and should have been admitted to a clinic years ago. Her husband is a fool for not doing anything except 'worrying' about her.

AH response: You are what you eat.

OutlawPete · 03-08-2010 4:33pm

She can't imagine life without Monster Munch.

That's about as crazy as saying someone saying they can't imagine their lives without Monster Munch.

Wait ..

smash · 03-08-2010 4:34pm

Why doesn't she look like this?

Renn · 03-08-2010 4:34pm

It was on 'This Morning' yesterday fwiw.

Banned Account · 03-08-2010 4:35pm

I'd say that story is made up to be honest. If it was the Real McCoy she'd be far from Hunky Dory - the potato is the King of hydrogenated fat. She probably had a monster munch on them snakx after she was dumped by her meanie boyfriend who wheelie treated her badly and will now be responsible for ripples of sadness in her emotional life.

Quite the pity really as she was a nice chickatee up to the point where she over indulged.

antodeco · 03-08-2010 4:36pm

How many does she eat a DayThough?

/gets coat

Renn · 03-08-2010 4:37pm

You're missing a letter in your name Fitzcaraldo

Kiera · 03-08-2010 4:37pm

Fitzcaraldo wrote: »

I'd say that story is made up to be honest. If it was the Real McCoy she'd be far from Hunky Dory - the potato is the King of hydrogenated fat. She probably had a monster munch on them snakx after she was dumped by her meanie boyfriend who wheelie treated her badly and will now be responsible for ripples of sadness in her emotional life.

Quite the pity really as she was a nice chickatee up to the point where she over indulged.

Oh dear, so lame

dlofnep · 03-08-2010 4:37pm

My brother pretty much only ever eats crisps. Maybe a bar too.

Wazdakka · 03-08-2010 4:37pm

I call búllshít.
Reeks of a walkers advertising stunt.

Banned Account · 03-08-2010 4:38pm

Renn wrote: »

You're missing a letter in your name Fitzcaraldo

Nope - it's just that my keyboad is boken.

Lando Griffin · 03-08-2010 4:39pm

I wonder does she use a crisp bag as contraception?

Banned Account · 03-08-2010 4:39pm

Kiera wrote: »

Oh dear, so lame

Beeeeeeeatch!:P

pickarooney · 03-08-2010 4:39pm

Funniest thing I read all day

Kiera · 03-08-2010 4:39pm

Fitzcaraldo wrote: »

Beeeeeeeatch!:P

Must try harder :P

starlit · 03-08-2010 4:41pm

ah think I'd want more crisps but then again I'd have to discipline myself well that goes out the window when pringles are concerned they are so addictive!

--Kaiser-- · 03-08-2010 4:46pm

Fitzcaraldo wrote: »

I'd say that story is made up to be honest. If it was the Real McCoy she'd be far from Hunky Dory - the potato is the King of hydrogenated fat. She probably had a monster munch on them snakx after she was dumped by her meanie boyfriend who wheelie treated her badly and will now be responsible for ripples of sadness in her emotional life.

Quite the pity really as she was a nice chickatee up to the point where she over indulged.

She sounds like a bit of a Chipstick tbh

kfallon · 03-08-2010 4:46pm

I'm fond of the ould buffalo Hunky Dorys alright but I wouldn't be eating them morning, noon & night!

Jaysus think about all the nice stuff you'd be missing out on!

bonerm · 03-08-2010 4:46pm

Wazdakka wrote: »

I call búllshít.
Reeks

That'll be the beef flavouring.

mikom · 03-08-2010 5:08pm

Lando Griffin wrote: »

I wonder does she use a crisp bag as contraception?

No need........ she's pringle.

Sykk · 03-08-2010 5:08pm

Bizarre as it sounds, Debbie, 30, has eaten nothing but crisps for 10 years, and for the past two, beef flavour Monster Munch have been every meal.

Read more: http://www.mirror.co.uk/news/top-stories/2010/07/02/the-woman-who-only-ever-eats-monster-munch-115875-22375682/#ixzz0vYlWDx00

Debbie takes crisps to restaurants. And when her boyfriend Gerald Whittington, 55, took Debbie and her son Luke, 10, for a holiday in Spain, he even had to pack a separate suitcase for her
Monster Munch!

Read more: http://www.mirror.co.uk/news/top-stories/2010/07/02/the-woman-who-only-ever-eats-monster-munch-115875-22375682/#ixzz0vYlO1qpt

When you eat nothing but crisps you end up with your father.

SugarHigh · 03-08-2010 5:49pm

After being bullied as a child for being overweight

She gets bullied for being overweight so decides to go on an all crisp diet

03-08-2010 5:53pm

I suppose it must have been embarrassing when we went out to eat in restaurants and I would only have Monster Munch.

Cringe.

orourkeda · 03-08-2010 6:04pm

meanies are way better

karlog · 03-08-2010 6:17pm

orourkeda wrote: »

meanies are way better

They dont have the same nutritional value as a packet of monster munch though;)

Nic'name · 03-08-2010 6:30pm

Once saw a tv show about a skinny fella, only ever ate crisps.

Then one day he ate a meal with his family. Shure gawd help us....they were all crying.

In relation to yer wan, she looks like a monster munch.

mikom · 03-08-2010 6:31pm

She has to get sick of seeing that damn cyclops on the back of every pack though.

jackiebaron · 03-08-2010 7:26pm

This story has to be bullshít. Where does she get her essential vitamins and minerals from? Where does she get her calcium, iron, protein? Where does she get her fibre from?
Without these (for 10 years no less) you'd be a wreck. Your skin would be all shot to shít, you'd be half blind, with serious kidney, liver and circulatory complaints, you'd probably have bloody rickets and osteoporosis and a catalogue of other maladies. Teeth would be falling out. Hair would be lank and lifeless. Eyes would be sunken.

I don't know about any of you but many a time I've gone on a bender for a few days and then had a couple of cans each night during the week and then back on the lash at the weekend. After a couple of weeks of that kind of nonsense and not eating enough fruit and veg I get seriously run down. Itchy skin, hair is thin with no shine to it, joint aches, etc and I have to go off the lager for a week or two and eat plenty of salads and fruit and healthy foods like fish and lots of vegetables and then the sparkle comes back.

If you ate nothing but Monster Munch for 10 years you'd be dead!

lazyQuestions · 03-08-2010 8:29pm

dlofnep wrote: »

My brother pretty much only ever eats crisps. Maybe a bar too.

you should give him some of these...

http://www.craigslist.org/about/best/lax/182862349.html

What would happen if you just ate crisps?

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