The NOPE Thread Not for the Squeamish

Paddy Cow · 22-03-2015 10:30pm

Duggy747 wrote: »

Period cookies, anyone?

I wonder did she ice them with creamy "cum" icing? :eek:

Duggy747 · 23-03-2015 10:54am

Paddy Cow wrote: »

I wonder did she ice them with creamy "cum" icing? :eek:

Discharge cakes made with extra.............yeast. :eek:

Renegade Mechanic · 23-03-2015 12:41pm

Paddy Cow wrote: »

I wonder did she ice them with creamy "cum" icing? :eek:

Blood pudding with a gash cheese topping..

LEIN · 23-03-2015 8:57pm

Posts removed, a little ott.

gerrybbadd · 23-03-2015 9:46pm

Apologies LEIN

LEIN · 23-03-2015 9:50pm

gerrybbadd wrote: »

Apologies LEIN

No worries.

Neeson · 24-03-2015 10:07pm

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=80YHi-qAhhg

McChubbin · 25-03-2015 1:27am

^^^ NOPENOPENOPE!
Can't stand anything eye-ball related. NOPETYNOPE!

Clareman · 26-03-2015 9:22pm

McChubbin wrote: »

^^^ NOPEN OPEN OPE!
Can't stand anything eye-ball related. NOPETYNOPE!

I read that as Open Open Open, damn you McChubbin

bnt · 27-03-2015 1:23am

I can guess why the doctor filmed this ... because no-one would have believed him/her without evidence.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EZFiBi_S9WE

Renegade Mechanic · 27-03-2015 1:44am

aahhh

aaaahhhhh

AAAAHHHHH

AAAACHOOOO!!!!

Toots · 29-03-2015 4:46am

bnt wrote: »

I can guess why the doctor filmed this ... because no-one would have believed him/her without evidence.

There was a similar one in the news a few days ago when a little girl had a load of maggots in her gums. Barf!!

I think what that dude had was nasopharyngeal myiasis. Seemingly in some cases that can be fatal! Here's an case of it happening to a woman in Nepal; more than 150 maggots removed. Oh and here's how they did it:

In our case, we removed more than 150 maggots from nose and nasopharynx. The patient was managed by irrigating the nasal cavity with turpentine and removing the maggots by suction and forceps.

Sweet baby jesus!!! The cure sounds almost as bad!

snow scorpion · 01-04-2015 10:34pm

Yakuza · 01-04-2015 10:36pm

^^I was coming straight from Reddit to post the above^^
Beaten to it, *shakes fist*

Chucken · 01-04-2015 10:54pm

snow scorpion wrote: »

Just for McChubbin :pac:

Duggy747 · 04-04-2015 3:36am

glynf · 05-04-2015 4:12pm

Definatley nope if you're not a fan of heights, 15 mins before they were rescued.:eek:

Duggy747 · 07-04-2015 12:06am

bnt · 10-04-2015 9:08am

Meanwhile, in India, a newborn baby girl is being hailed as a new Avatar of Lord Ganesh, who is "the Lord of success and destroyer of evils and obstacles. He is also worshipped as the god of education, knowledge, wisdom and wealth". Sounds nice, so what is this story doing in the NOPE thread? This is why:

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BQvYzkm4OlQ

snow scorpion · 10-04-2015 5:39pm

I'd say "Guess who?" but you all know who it is.

glynf · 10-04-2015 5:54pm

Joan Burton?

Doge · 20-04-2015 6:18pm

ArachNOPEphobia

http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=2e0_1429511252

ScrubsfanChris · 24-04-2015 6:50pm

Head infected to the bone *Graphic* - You've been warned

http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=f29_1429839216

Steffano2002 · 25-04-2015 7:50pm

ScrubsfanChris wrote: »

Head infected to the bone *Graphic* - You've been warned

http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=f29_1429839216

You beat me to it!

Duggy747 · 25-04-2015 10:41pm

Those maggots are more than likely what kept the poor bugger alive this long.

Whenever I see something like this where the skull is exposed I always feel like I want to tap my finger on the bone, just to see what it sounds like :pac:

Catxscotch · 27-04-2015 3:37pm

That looks so cool!! I wonder what happened to him?

chops018 · 28-04-2015 10:26pm

Toots · 29-04-2015 3:13am

Duggy747 wrote: »

Whenever I see something like this where the skull is exposed I always feel like I want to tap my finger on the bone, just to see what it sounds like :pac:

Holy jesus! You've seen other stuff like this??? Does anyone know what happened to the guy in the video, ie did he survive?

Also that hematoma video is just the pinnacle of nope for me. I'm useless with blood/needles. I got as far as where he poured on the peroxide, then reached my limit and had to go and lie down.

snow scorpion · 01-05-2015 1:35am

Duggy747 · 04-05-2015 3:23pm

Just a ribbon worm trying to digest a hand...

Skill Magill · 06-05-2015 8:58pm

Yakuza · 07-05-2015 8:43pm

"Martha, bring me my flamethrower".
Better still, nuke the site from orbit. It's the only way to be sure.

GAAman · 08-05-2015 12:37am

It's like something outta Starship Troopers :pac:

DVDM93 · 08-05-2015 3:12am

Yakuza wrote: »

"Martha, bring me my flamethrower".
Better still, nuke the site from orbit. It's the only way to be sure.

On first glance I'd easily mistake that for a nice tasty French baguette and taken a bite out of it after a few pints.

Oh Jesus NOPE

gctest50 · 08-05-2015 4:26am

Capt'n Midnight · 08-05-2015 11:08pm

glynf · 09-05-2015 11:34am

Myrddin · 09-05-2015 11:43am

Capt'n Midnight wrote: »

weird worm thing

Wtf is that???

DirtyBollox · 13-05-2015 3:24pm

Meth addict after picking at a sore on his head for a while.

cocoman · 13-05-2015 7:34pm

DirtyBollox wrote: »

Meth addict after picking at a sore on his head for a while.

JESUS H CHRIST !!!!

swampy353 · 13-05-2015 8:00pm

Blood Clot Pulled Out of My Wife's Nose: https://youtu.be/Q4vy891T1Zk

Toots · 14-05-2015 2:55am

^
Oh jesus, why did I click that?

CobraClan · 14-05-2015 3:05am

Irish Water :eek:

gctest50 · 16-05-2015 12:14am

like heights ?

evosteo · 16-05-2015 4:00pm

bull fighter gets up-ended

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3083284/Horrifying-moment-bullfighter-left-covered-blood-gored-NECK-bullfight-Madrid.html

Spear · 23-05-2015 8:07pm

Woman found pushing her dead 3yr old on a park swing.

Horror movie level nope there.

Yakuza · 02-06-2015 9:54pm

Caving, the sport that just screams "Nope".

This poor bloke died exploring an unknown cave system.

Toots · 03-06-2015 11:59am

That poor man. What a horrible way to go.

Myrddin · 03-06-2015 2:44pm

What a way to go, absolutely horrendous. If you read the article too, it gets all the more worse....they had him more or less saved by a system of rope pulleys, on an iv drip, talking to his wife over police radio etc. The one of the pulleys drilled into the rock gave way, & he slipped back down into where he had been stuck, ultimately dying there. Really, really, horrific.

There's been some caving vids in this thread before, real close quarters stuff, with people having to contort their bodies to get in/around certain passages etc. By far and away, these have been the most NOPE! for me in this thread. Followed closely by the crazy go-pro vids of climbing huge urban heights with no safety gear etc

gctest50 · 07-06-2015 10:11pm

Doctor uses basil leaves to lure out eyeball visitor :

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