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"The Origin of Specious Nonsense"

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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,038 ✭✭✭sponsoredwalk


    All we have is JC ignoring mountains of evidence in this thread, hardly an
    example of creationism spewing out all over the place.

    My hope is that John May will eventually sit down and read this thread and
    come across all the evidence, find all of our mentions of his own points and
    their flaws etc... so I'd really hope this thread wouldn't be cut up again,
    especially when the latest posts had so much gold!

    JC has completely shown him/her-self to be afraid of evidence, I mean we
    have the quotes insulting us for not giving evidence then calling evidence
    I gave him/her "speculation". Any impartial reader will see how full of bs
    (s)he was.

    If you read about, or heard, Phil Plait's talk about being nice to people
    you're trying to argue with then you'll see how his theory will not work in
    this case. We have nearly 50 pages of JC ignoring evidence and spouting
    waffle. All we can do is continue to offer up serious evidence every time
    (s)he responds & let it take it's course :D

    I'm still waiting to hear how ID was validated at Pajaro in 1993, let alone
    evidence why the "tree of death" somehow validates Noah's flood.
    It's even stranger to see how this will show the fish transitional
    fossil's to be incorrect destroying the pond-to-man idea JC can't accept.
    Also waiting to hear how ID has anything more to it than this flagella idea
    I went off half-cocked about only to receive a second video spouting
    the exact same nonsense with most of the same people in it :p


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 962 ✭✭✭darjeeling


    Oh dear, this is all getting rather fraught.

    As a diversion, I offer the current spat between creationists over the origins of gorillas and girls, centred on the recently-discovered ~2M year old South African ape fossil Australopithecus sediba.

    Palaeontologists place sediba in the increasingly bushy family tree that evolved after our ancestors split from the proto-chimps. Creationists see things differently, and they're busy trying to decide whether it is human or ape.
    humans are apes!
    :eek:

    Creationist Todd Wood - who forever seems on the verge of seeing the evolutionary light - published a Creation Science (TM) paper that lumped A. sediba in with the humans, whilst grouping the much older A. afarensis (popularly known as 'Lucy') with modern day chimps and gorillas. Lots of other creationists got very upset and denied this, citing various weird and wonderful theological problems they dreamed up. And now Todd's gotten cross right back at them.

    So we have creationists arguing over whether a fossil ape is related to chimps or to humans. But of course, as they insist on telling us, there are no transitional fossils!

    This would all be quite funny were it not that mixed in amongst the Hovinds and Hams are some genuinely talented people who are sadly wasting their careers with this rubbish, and persuading their students to follow them.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,038 ✭✭✭sponsoredwalk


    darjeeling wrote: »
    Oh dear, this is all getting rather fraught.

    As a diversion, I offer the current spat between creationists over the origins of gorillas and girls, centred on the recently-discovered ~2M year old South African ape fossil Australopithecus sediba.

    Palaeontologists place sediba in the increasingly bushy family tree that evolved after our ancestors split from the proto-chimps. Creationists see things differently, and they're busy trying to decide whether it is human or ape.
    humans are apes!
    :eek:

    Creationist Todd Wood - who forever seems on the verge of seeing the evolutionary light - published a Creation Science (TM) paper that lumped A. sediba in with the humans, whilst grouping the much older A. afarensis (popularly known as 'Lucy') with modern day chimps and gorillas. Lots of other creationists got very upset and denied this, citing various weird and wonderful theological problems they dreamed up. And now Todd's gotten cross right back at them.

    So we have creationists arguing over whether a fossil ape is related to chimps or to humans. But of course, as they insist on telling us, there are no transitional fossils!

    This would all be quite funny were it not that mixed in amongst the Hovinds and Hams are some genuinely talented people who are sadly wasting their careers with this rubbish, and persuading their students to follow them.




  • Moderators, Society & Culture Moderators Posts: 24,420 Mod ✭✭✭✭robindch


    darjeeling wrote: »
    This would all be quite funny were it not that mixed in amongst the Hovinds and Hams are some genuinely talented people who are sadly wasting their careers with this rubbish, and persuading their students to follow them.
    In five years or so of observing the creationist movement, I've never come across anybody whom I'd have thought was genuinely talented in biology. Now, there are plenty of people who can bullshit convincingly to the uninformed, the credulous and the well-meaning, but certainly nobody who's made any genuine contribution, no matter how small, to the sum total of human knowledge in their career as a creationist.

    Here's Ken Ham, btw, to explain why being a creationist is a good thing:



    For comparison, here he is from a few years back before his mutton chops went white and before it seems he started developed what seems to have become be a fairly cold and nasty hatred of non-creationists:



  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 962 ✭✭✭darjeeling


    robindch wrote: »
    In five years or so of observing the creationist movement, I've never come across anybody whom I'd have thought was genuinely talented in biology. Now, there are plenty of people who can bullshit convincingly to the uninformed, the credulous and the well-meaning, but certainly nobody who's made any genuine contribution, no matter how small, to the sum total of human knowledge in their career as a creationist.

    I'd agree that creationism is a scientific dead end, but I do think there are some people working in it who have the potential to achieve something if they were to drop it and go into real science instead.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 26,578 ✭✭✭✭Turtwig


    darjeeling wrote: »
    Oh dear, this is all getting rather fraught.

    As a diversion, I offer the current spat between creationists over the origins of gorillas and girls, centred on the recently-discovered ~2M year old South African ape fossil Australopithecus sediba.

    Palaeontologists place sediba in the increasingly bushy family tree that evolved after our ancestors split from the proto-chimps. Creationists see things differently, and they're busy trying to decide whether it is human or ape.
    humans are apes!
    :eek:

    Creationist Todd Wood - who forever seems on the verge of seeing the evolutionary light - published a Creation Science (TM) paper that lumped A. sediba in with the humans, whilst grouping the much older A. afarensis (popularly known as 'Lucy') with modern day chimps and gorillas. Lots of other creationists got very upset and denied this, citing various weird and wonderful theological problems they dreamed up. And now Todd's gotten cross right back at them.

    So we have creationists arguing over whether a fossil ape is related to chimps or to humans. But of course, as they insist on telling us, there are no transitional fossils!

    This would all be quite funny were it not that mixed in amongst the Hovinds and Hams are some genuinely talented people who are sadly wasting their careers with this rubbish, and persuading their students to follow them.

    Yep mass delusion, depressing in all its glory and so easy to fall into too. The tobacco industry practically wrote the book on how to do it. It's really easy too. First, get some "scientist" to publish a journal in a piece of crap journal. Next get some other scientist to write a serious article (usually a review paper) for a prestigious journal and include in that paper citations to paper published in piece of crap [POC] journal. If possible make as many references to a plethora of papers published in POC journals. Next over the course of a few months use the fact that you have pseudoscience referenced in a genuine peer review paper to argue that your pseudoscience is science and you are now ready to begin phase II.

    Inform the Public of the new emerging opinion in science and most importantly be sure to inform them about the motives of those who hold the actual scientific view. Science, has ironically, shown that the majority of public simply trust scientists and the quality of their science on the basis of what they perceive these scientists motives to be. So in the case of the creationism crap, all you have to merely do is point to stuff like nazism being apparently linked to evolution. As we all know, the aforementioned pseudoscience paper will not get published in an genuine journal, this is where we begin phase III.

    By now the proponents of the pseudoscience should have the public significantly confused, in which case, once the pseudoscience paper is rejected they brew up a media **** storm by declaring they are being censored by the traditionalist and closed mind views of those in the scientific community. These pseudoscientists are the new modern day "Galileo's" - They aren't, but they just portray themselves in the public light as being so. Again, such is human nature, that this notion agrees with the lay person's notion that authority is being forceful and unfair. At which point the journal has only two options, publish the paper or reject it.

    Publishing the paper is undoubtedly lowering the quality of science. Rejecting the paper, is seen as censorship in the general eyes of the public and they lose trust in the scientific community. It's a lose, lose situation that preys on the ignorance of everyday people. It's scary because it's true and Climate science has been riddled with it so effectively. Minority dissent in science is so important, it's what helps keep science in check, but when these folks get washed over by an ideological movement then the standard and rate of progress in science undoubtedly drops.

    Also at this point you usually have enough confusion spread across the public that many scientists themselves and potential scientists have been hoodwinked into thinking the pseudoscience is genuine.


  • Registered Users Posts: 2,281 ✭✭✭mackerski


    robindch wrote: »
    Here's Ken Ham, btw, to explain why being a creationist is a good thing:


    "There's incredible answers out there" ;)

    Yup.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,734 ✭✭✭Newaglish


    pH wrote: »
    You know posts like this amaze me, if new people want to debate/argue with J C (or even some old hands try again) why not? It's one thread, if people are interested they'll participate, those that aren't just ignore it (and yes I appreciate that the mods mightn't have this choice.

    These are discussion boards, if new people want to discuss something that has been discussed before who are we to stop them?

    Personally I dropped out of the BCP thread long before the lock. While there was certain fun in backing J C into corners to make him declare that distant galaxies were probably smears on astronomers lenses, or that the chalk of the cliffs of Dover could be laid down in a particularly wet weekend, I personally tired of the triviality and stupidity of the whole thing.

    However, if the next generation want to go at him, why not? Maybe the thread could be appropriately labelled - I suggest "Contains J C"

    You see, the problem is that the thread is supposed to be concerned with the launch of a book and the participation of a Minister of State in said launch. It was quite an interesting thread. Granted, the launch has now passed and discussion of the actual content of the book would perhaps be a logical next step.

    What is has turned into is a series of largely unreadable posts and something which no civilised person would call a debate. It's essentially a bunch of posters responding (ill-advisedly) to what is clearly trolling.

    If people want to have a ridiculous debate that goes nowhere, that's fine, I just wish it wasn't inserted into the middle of a thread I was actually enjoying. At least I could then ignore it.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 962 ✭✭✭darjeeling


    pH wrote: »
    You know posts like this amaze me, if new people want to debate/argue with J C (or even some old hands try again) why not? It's one thread, if people are interested they'll participate, those that aren't just ignore it (and yes I appreciate that the mods mightn't have this choice.

    These are discussion boards, if new people want to discuss something that has been discussed before who are we to stop them?

    ^^ I agree

    It's long been a rite of passage for red-blooded young boardsies to click over to the BC&P thread and have a go at the resident creationists, who have always been game and - one suspects - grateful for the attention. And when the thrill has worn off there's been a constant supply of new recruits to take up the cudgels.

    With this forum going into overdrive, it wouldn't be surprising for it to become the new home of creationism bashing, though this - of course - is in the lap of the mods.
    Newaglish wrote: »
    You see, the problem is that the thread is supposed to be concerned with the launch of a book and the participation of a Minister of State in said launch. It was quite an interesting thread. Granted, the launch has now passed and discussion of the actual content of the book would perhaps be a logical next step.

    I did enjoy the JJ May stuff too (even if Robin's photo never appeared for me), but that may have run its course. I'm not sure you can say that a thread is 'supposed to be' about something, when most of the posters have decided it's about something else. Such is the happy, anarchic nature of message boards. :)


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  • Moderators, Society & Culture Moderators Posts: 25,558 Mod ✭✭✭✭Dades


    Newaglish wrote: »
    If people want to have a ridiculous debate that goes nowhere, that's fine, I just wish it wasn't inserted into the middle of a thread I was actually enjoying. At least I could then ignore it.
    Well, like you say, the subject of the thread is done with. The launch is over and nobody else is going to buy the book. So hence the thread can wander.

    I have a feeling it may be running down an evolutionary dead end, however. And it's never too late for a meteorite strike.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 26,578 ✭✭✭✭Turtwig


    Dades wrote: »
    Well, like you say, the subject of the thread is done with. The launch is over and nobody else is going to buy the book. So hence the thread can wander.

    I have a feeling it may be running down an evolutionary dead end, however. And it's never too late for a meteorite strike.

    What about a climatic shift?;)


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,038 ✭✭✭sponsoredwalk


    I must admit I've never seen this BC&P thread, or if I did I'd forgotten it.
    That may explain why I was toying with JC so much :o

    However, a lot of the posts with JC got posters to provide evidence for
    evolution, there is no loss in doing this, especially in a thread devoted to
    John May & the hope is he'll eventually come across this thread and
    actually read the posts. It's a long shot but at the least the 25,000+ may
    come across these posts :cool:

    I don't see how a thread talking about an evolution denier that had posters
    contantly providing evidence for said theory is off-topic?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 26,578 ✭✭✭✭Turtwig


    I don't see how a thread talking about an evolution denier that had posters
    contantly providing evidence for said theory is off-topic?

    You're bursting my bubble that evolution is my religion and that I accept it on faith.:mad:


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,038 ✭✭✭sponsoredwalk




  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,734 ✭✭✭Newaglish


    Dades wrote: »
    Well, like you say, the subject of the thread is done with. The launch is over and nobody else is going to buy the book. So hence the thread can wander.

    I have a feeling it may be running down an evolutionary dead end, however. And it's never too late for a meteorite strike.

    I suppose in an ideal world what I would prefer is for the John May thread to go stale (and any relevant news that does crop up in future to be posted here) and for a new, completely ridiculous creationist vs evolutionist thread to emerge as a standalone car-crash that I can completely avoid.

    As it stands, I guess I can just completely bow out of this thread forever. If something relevant does turn up though, someone send me a PM ;)

    P.S. I appreciate the irony that my off-topic rambling (and possibly unintentional back-seat modding) is probably as against the charter as what I'm complaining about!


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  • Registered Users Posts: 14,615 ✭✭✭✭J C


    wrote:
    Originally Posted by Dades
    Well, like you say, the subject of the thread is done with. The launch is over and nobody else is going to buy the book. So hence the thread can wander.

    I have a feeling it may be running down an evolutionary dead end, however. And it's never too late for a meteorite strike.


    Malty_T
    What about a climatic shift?;)
    ... would a Worldwide Flood qualify?:pac:


  • Registered Users Posts: 14,615 ✭✭✭✭J C


    Improbable wrote: »

    How about you justify statements like:

    Originally Posted by J C
    the 'fossil record' is obviously a record of burial in Noah's Flood
    ... how about billions of dead things buried in rock layers laid down by water all over the Earth?


  • Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 5,172 ✭✭✭Ghost Buster


    J C wrote: »
    ... how about billions of dead things buried in rock layers laid down by water all over the Earth?
    ................um. JC......About that evidence you want. Please clarify as per my several requests

    Thanks


  • Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 5,172 ✭✭✭Ghost Buster


    ................um. JC......About that evidence you want. Please clarify as per my several requests

    Thanks
    JC.
    I have politely asked a number of times as to what evidence for evolution you would accept and very rudely and unchristian like you have ignored my question.
    Im sure most folk here would love to be able to help you but as I've already said we have a problem:
    If you are going to either swat evidence away with your bible because the evidence conflicts with its contents
    or
    You will dismiss other wise valid scientific evidence as an elaborate hoax/ conspiracy
    Then in what format will you accept evidence?

    Please answer.



    (Edit - Christian like)



    Remember?


  • Registered Users Posts: 14,615 ✭✭✭✭J C


    ................um. JC......About that evidence you want. Please clarify as per my several requests

    Thanks
    Some evidence ... any evidence ... for 'Pondkind to Mankind Evolution' would be nice.


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 7,397 ✭✭✭Paparazzo


    I'm sick of this, I'm sinking down to the creationists level

    If god created us 6000 years ago:
    • Why do we have wisdom teeth?
    • Why are mens balls on the outside? Serious design flaw there!
    • Why do we have an apendix?
    • Why do so many people have heart attacks?
    • Why can't he design a hip? Every old person needs their hip done.
    • Why did he give us a coccyx?
    • How come we don't grow an arm back like a lizard does?
    • Why does he keep inventing diseases?
    • Why do men have nipples?
    • Why are some people born deformed?
    • Why do so many people need glasses?


  • Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 5,172 ✭✭✭Ghost Buster


    J C wrote: »
    Some evidence ... any evidence ... for 'Pondkind to Mankind Evolution' would be nice.

    Jesus H tap dancing Christ JC. Stop dodging and ducking and diving like a demented dingbat (I know you appreciate alliteration)
    You are the only one waffling on about pondslime to mankind like it actually means something.
    I would like one of your epic answers, with or without coloured text and smilies detailing how any rational person is required to present evidence which will fit through your double layered filtration system. You know the one;
    (1) If its not in The Boys Big Book of Boll*x Biblical Fairy Tales' its not getting in.
    or
    (2) If it is actually scientific evidence then its a lie/hoax/conspiracy/discrimination/ (insert paranoid ref' here)

    WHAT DO YOU WANT?.

    Oh and on a side note wasnt Creation Science created in exactly the same way as the science behind the FSM and Pastafarianism. That being that you create the science to accommadate the subject matter?
    Only with less humour?
    BUT PLEASE ANSWER THE BIT ABOUT THE EVIDENCE FIRST PLEASE!!!!


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 26,578 ✭✭✭✭Turtwig


    Paparazzo wrote: »
    I'm sick of this, I'm sinking down to the creationists level

    If god created us 6000 years ago:
    • Why do we have wisdom teeth?
      Because as we get older we get wiser.
    • Why are mens balls on the outside? Serious design flaw there!
      They are PERFECTLY designed to keep sperm at the PERFECT room temperature for fertility and PERFECT sex.
    • Why do we have an apendix?
      The fall.
    • Why do so many people have heart attacks?
      The fall.
    • Why can't he design a hip? Every old person needs their hip done.
      The fall
    • Why did he give us a coccyx?
      The fall.
    • How come we don't grow an arm back like a lizard does?
      The fall.
    • Why does he keep inventing diseases?
      The fall.
    • Why do men have nipples?
      So they can be stimulated and we can enjoy PERFECT sex.
    • Why are some people born deformed?
      The fall.
    • Why do so many people need glasses?
      The fall.
    :eek::D


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,718 ✭✭✭The Mad Hatter


    Ghost Buster: The problem is that the only way for J C to answer your question is by admitting that he has no idea what he's talking about.


  • Registered Users Posts: 14,615 ✭✭✭✭J C


    Paparazzo wrote: »
    I'm sick of this, I'm sinking down to the creationists level

    If god created us 6000 years ago:
    • Why do we have wisdom teeth?
      Originally very good ... now not so good ... because of the Fall.
    • Why are mens balls on the outside? Serious design flaw there!
      There is no design issue ... and women like them that way!!!:)
      Gives Evolutionists something to scratch ... when they are thinking!!! :eek:
    • Why do we have an apendix?
      Provides peri-natal gastro-intestinal protection.
    • Why do so many people have heart attacks?
      Poor lifestyle and diet ... no pump that man could design a 'fist-sized' pump that beats 101,000 times a day. During a lifetime it beats about 3 billion times and pumps about 400 million litres (800 million pints) of blood.
    • Why can't he design a hip? Every old person needs their hip done.
      Not every old person ... but old age and death are a direct result of the Fall.
    • Why did he give us a coccyx?
      Essential for proper bipedalism and as an anchor for essential muscles.
    • How come we don't grow an arm back like a lizard does?
      Proof that we didn't 'evolve' from Lizards.
    • Why does he keep inventing diseases?
      Disease and death are a result of the Fall of Creation.
    • Why do men have nipples?
      Common design.
    • Why are some people born deformed?
      Mutations.
    • Why do so many people need glasses?
      Ocular degeneration from a perfect Creation over time since the Fall.
    .


  • Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 5,172 ✭✭✭Ghost Buster


    Ghost Buster: The problem is that the only way for J C to answer your question is by admitting that he has no idea what he's talking about.

    Shhhhhhhhhhh!;)


  • Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 5,172 ✭✭✭Ghost Buster


    J C wrote: »
    .
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wpWVk3h2SA8

    ?
    The power of music eh!


  • Registered Users Posts: 14,615 ✭✭✭✭J C


    wrote:

    The Evolutionist answers:
    • Why do we have wisdom teeth?
      Evolution
    • Why are mens balls on the outside? Serious design flaw there!
      Evolution
    • Why do we have an apendix?
      Evolution
    • Why do so many people have heart attacks?
      Evolution
    • Why can't he design a hip? Every old person needs their hip done.
      Evolution
    • Why did he give us a coccyx?
      Evolution
    • How come we don't grow an arm back like a lizard does?
      Evolution
    • Why does he keep inventing diseases?
      Theistic Evolution :eek:
    • Why do men have nipples?
      Evolution
    • Why are some people born deformed?
      Evolution
    • Why do so many people need glasses?
      Evolution :pac:
    .


  • Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 5,172 ✭✭✭Ghost Buster


    J C wrote: »
    :pac:

    Why is JC dodging my ernest request as to what form he will accept evidence in?
    He likes the place his head is in and wants to stay there forever?


  • Registered Users Posts: 14,615 ✭✭✭✭J C


    Why is JC dodging my ernest request as to what form he will accept evidence in?
    He likes the place his head is in and wants to stay there forever?
    Touché

    ... show me .... and everyone else da monay!!!

    i.e. some ... any evidence for Evolution.


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  • Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 5,172 ✭✭✭Ghost Buster


    J C wrote: »
    Touché

    ... show me da monay!!!

    What does that mean?
    Will you answer or not?


  • Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 5,172 ✭✭✭Ghost Buster


    Jesus H tap dancing Christ JC. Stop dodging and ducking and diving like a demented dingbat (I know you appreciate alliteration)
    You are the only one waffling on about pondslime to mankind like it actually means something.
    I would like one of your epic answers, with or without coloured text and smilies detailing how any rational person is required to present evidence which will fit through your double layered filtration system. You know the one;
    (1) If its not in The Boys Big Book of Boll*x Biblical Fairy Tales' its not getting in.
    or
    (2) If it is actually scientific evidence then its a lie/hoax/conspiracy/discrimination/ (insert paranoid ref' here)

    WHAT DO YOU WANT?.

    Oh and on a side note wasnt Creation Science created in exactly the same way as the science behind the FSM and Pastafarianism. That being that you create the science to accommadate the subject matter?
    Only with less humour?
    BUT PLEASE ANSWER THE BIT ABOUT THE EVIDENCE FIRST PLEASE!!!!

    This is what i asked just a few posts ago. It was only the most recent of many. You are quite impolite sir.
    And yes I have become impolite but Im not as blessed by Christ as you are :-)


  • Registered Users Posts: 14,615 ✭✭✭✭J C


    This is what i asked just a few posts ago. It was only the most recent of many. You are quite impolite sir.
    And yes I have become impolite but Im not as blessed by Christ as you are :-)
    The Ghost is Busted!!!:)


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 362 ✭✭Fluffybums


    As such an eminent scientist, philosopher and theologian as well a proponent of intelligent design could JC please explain redshift and the presence of introns.

    This is a serious question to which I would appreciate a well constructed and serious answer.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 20,337 ✭✭✭✭monkey9


    robindch wrote: »
    For comparison, here he is from a few years back before his mutton chops went white and before it seems he started developed what seems to have become be a fairly cold and nasty hatred of non-creationists:


    Looking at that looper just reminds me of the Bill Hicks quote

    “You ever noticed how people who believe in Creationism look really unevolved? You ever noticed that? Eyes real close together, eyebrow ridges, big furry hands and feet. "I believe God created me in one day" Yeah, looks like He rushed it.”


  • Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 5,172 ✭✭✭Ghost Buster


    Jesus H tap dancing Christ JC. Stop dodging and ducking and diving like a demented dingbat (I know you appreciate alliteration)
    You are the only one waffling on about pondslime to mankind like it actually means something.
    I would like one of your epic answers, with or without coloured text and smilies detailing how any rational person is required to present evidence which will fit through your double layered filtration system. You know the one;
    (1) If its not in The Boys Big Book of Boll*x Biblical Fairy Tales' its not getting in.
    or
    (2) If it is actually scientific evidence then its a lie/hoax/conspiracy/discrimination/ (insert paranoid ref' here)

    WHAT DO YOU WANT?.

    Oh and on a side note wasnt Creation Science created in exactly the same way as the science behind the FSM and Pastafarianism. That being that you create the science to accommadate the subject matter?
    Only with less humour?
    BUT PLEASE ANSWER THE BIT ABOUT THE EVIDENCE FIRST PLEASE!!!!
    J C wrote: »
    The Ghost is Busted!!!:)
    Pathetic, truly pathetic. You are essentially Bobby Henderson but without the humour or irony. You believe in your spaghetti monster, noodly appendages and beer volcanos.
    http://www.venganza.org/


  • Registered Users Posts: 14,615 ✭✭✭✭J C


    Fluffybums wrote: »
    As such an eminent scientist, philosopher and theologian as well a proponent of intelligent design could JC please explain redshift and the presence of introns.

    This is a serious question to which I would appreciate a well constructed and serious answer.
    The explanation for red Shift (courtesy of AIG) is as follows:-
    The red-shift of starlight is a decrease in the energy of the light. This energy decrease results in a lengthening of the wavelength of the light, measured with an instrument called a spectrometer. Red is the rainbow color with the longest wavelength, hence the name "red-shift." Stars do not actually become red in appearance since the wavelength change is usually slight. Almost every star and galaxy is found to be red-shifted. The following list summarizes some of the alternative explanations for the origin of this stellar red-shift.

    1. Stellar Motion. If a star moves outward from the earth, its light energy will be reduced and its wavelength stretched or red-shifted. Stars and entire galaxies show varying amounts of red-shift, therefore implying a variety of speeds for these objects. Police actually use this same effect with radar to measure the speed of cars. Stellar motion is often taken as evidence in support of the Big Bang theory. Stars are assumed to be speeding outward as a result of the explosion. This is not the only explanation of red-shift, however.

    2. Gravitation. As light leaves a star, the star's gravity may slightly lengthen the wavelength of the light. A gravitational red-shift could also result from starlight passing near a massive object in space, such as a galaxy. As the light escapes from a strong gravity field, it loses energy, similar to what happens to a person struggling to the top of a mountain.

    3. Second-Order Doppler Effect. A light source moving at right angles (tangentially) to an observer will always be red-shifted. This can be observed in the laboratory by using a high-speed turntable. A detector is placed in the center and a gamma radiation source is placed on the outside edge. The gamma energy is seen to decrease, or "red-shift," as the turntable speed increases. This is an intriguing explanation for stellar red-shift. When applied to stars, it implies that the universe may be in circular motion instead of radial expansion.

    4. Photon Interaction. It is possible that light waves exchange energy during their movement across space and lose some energy in the process. A loss of light energy is equivalent to a "reddening" of its light. A theoretical understanding of this proposed "tired light" process has not yet been developed.

    Any of these four explanations, alone or in combination, may be responsible for red-shift. We do not know enough about space to be certain of the source of stellar red-shift.

    ... and there are anomalies which indicates that red-shifts may not be connected with recession velocities and so may not be a reliable index to distances in an expanding universe after all.
    http://www.answersingenesis.org/TJ/v11/i3/quasar.asp


  • Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 5,172 ✭✭✭Ghost Buster


    Fluffybums wrote: »
    As such an eminent scientist, philosopher and theologian as well a proponent of intelligent design could JC please explain redshift and the presence of introns.

    This is a serious question to which I would appreciate a well constructed and serious answer.

    Oi!! Join the cue.:D
    Ive been asking for and answer to a very basic question for pages now. Jc keeps asking for evidence but wont accept evidence in any recognised form.
    He keeps dodging and looking increasingly pathetic and troll like but hey.... I can persist so long as he look dumber and dumber with each dodge.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 7,397 ✭✭✭Paparazzo


    Malty_T wrote: »
    :eek::D

    You weren't far wrong with those answers!


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 362 ✭✭Fluffybums


    J C wrote: »
    The explanation for red Shift (courtesy of AIG) is as follows:-
    The red-shift of starlight is a decrease in the energy of the light. This energy decrease results in a lengthening of the wavelength of the light, measured with an instrument called a spectrometer. Red is the rainbow color with the longest wavelength, hence the name "red-shift." Stars do not actually become red in appearance since the wavelength change is usually slight. Almost every star and galaxy is found to be red-shifted. The following list summarizes some of the alternative explanations for the origin of this stellar red-shift.

    1. Stellar Motion. If a star moves outward from the earth, its light energy will be reduced and its wavelength stretched or red-shifted. Stars and entire galaxies show varying amounts of red-shift, therefore implying a variety of speeds for these objects. Police actually use this same effect with radar to measure the speed of cars. Stellar motion is often taken as evidence in support of the Big Bang theory. Stars are assumed to be speeding outward as a result of the explosion. This is not the only explanation of red-shift, however.

    2. Gravitation. As light leaves a star, the star's gravity may slightly lengthen the wavelength of the light. A gravitational red-shift could also result from starlight passing near a massive object in space, such as a galaxy. As the light escapes from a strong gravity field, it loses energy, similar to what happens to a person struggling to the top of a mountain.

    3. Second-Order Doppler Effect. A light source moving at right angles (tangentially) to an observer will always be red-shifted. This can be observed in the laboratory by using a high-speed turntable. A detector is placed in the center and a gamma radiation source is placed on the outside edge. The gamma energy is seen to decrease, or "red-shift," as the turntable speed increases. This is an intriguing explanation for stellar red-shift. When applied to stars, it implies that the universe may be in circular motion instead of radial expansion.

    4. Photon Interaction. It is possible that light waves exchange energy during their movement across space and lose some energy in the process. A loss of light energy is equivalent to a "reddening" of its light. A theoretical understanding of this proposed "tired light" process has not yet been developed.

    Any of these four explanations, alone or in combination, may be responsible for red-shift. We do not know enough about space to be certain of the source of stellar red-shift.

    ... and there are anomalies which indicates that red-shifts may not be connected with recession velocities and so may not be a reliable index to distances in an expanding universe after all.
    http://www.answersingenesis.org/TJ/v11/i3/quasar.asp

    And introns??


  • Registered Users Posts: 14,615 ✭✭✭✭J C


    Oi!! Join the cue.:D
    Ive been asking for and answer to a very basic question for pages now. Jc keeps asking for evidence but wont accept evidence in any recognised form.
    He keeps dodging and looking increasingly pathetic and troll like but hey.... I can persist so long as he look dumber and dumber with each dodge.
    A new evolutionary tactic ... keep asking what kind of evidence people will accept for Evolution ... while studiously avoiding providing any evidence for Evolution

    ... of course, the reason for all of this 'pussyfooting' is because they have no evidence for Evolution.


  • Registered Users Posts: 14,615 ✭✭✭✭J C


    Fluffybums wrote: »
    And introns??
    Part of so-called 'junk DNA' ... which is believed to be the currently non-functional residue from the speciation 'explosions' after Creation and The Flood.


  • Moderators, Society & Culture Moderators Posts: 24,420 Mod ✭✭✭✭robindch


    He keeps dodging and looking increasingly pathetic and troll like but hey.... I can persist so long as he look dumber and dumber with each dodge.
    I doubt it.

    JC has been looking the way he looks now for over five and half years -- please examine some of the ancient fossil record here.

    You will give up.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 362 ✭✭Fluffybums


    J C wrote: »
    Part of so-called 'junk DNA' ... which is believed to be the currently non-functional residue from the speciation 'explosions' after Creation and The Flood.

    Please explain "speciation 'explosions'" not heard of that before.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 7,397 ✭✭✭Paparazzo


    J C wrote: »
    .
    * Why do we have wisdom teeth?
    Originally very good ... now not so good ... because of the Fall.
    Any link to some proof?
    * Why are mens balls on the outside? Serious design flaw there!
    There is no design issue ... and women like them that way!!!
    Gives Evolutionists something to scratch ... when they are thinking!!!
    It's like putting a a carburetter on the roof of a car. Any real reason they should be there? Put a poll up in the ladies lounge "are balls attractive" and "would you like external overies" and lets see the results
    * Why do we have an apendix?
    Provides peri-natal gastro-intestinal protection.
    link? I can't find one that says that
    * Why do so many people have heart attacks?
    Poor lifestyle and diet ... no pump that man could design a 'fist-sized' pump that beats 101,000 times a day. During a lifetime it beats about 3 billion times and pumps about 400 million litres (800 million pints) of blood.
    My mates dad doesn't drink or smoke. He jogs every day and has done countless maratons. Stroke at 49. Bad design
    * Why can't he design a hip? Every old person needs their hip done.
    Not every old person ... but old age and death are a direct result of the Fall.
    I know 5 people that are perfectly healthy except for their hip. Not that old, (all under 70). the 2 that haven't had their hip done can hardly walk.
    * Why did he give us a coccyx?
    Essential for proper bipedalism and as an anchor for essential muscles.
    no it's not!
    * How come we don't grow an arm back like a lizard does?
    Proof that we didn't 'evolve' from Lizards.
    Didn't answer the question. The only proof is that god prefers starfish to man
    * Why does he keep inventing diseases?
    Disease and death are a result of the Fall of Creation.
    * Why do men have nipples?
    Common design.
    can you explain more? the guy that created the universe in a day, millions of different plants, animals, bacteria etc couldn't design a man without nipples?
    * Why are some people born deformed?
    Mutations.
    Why? oh yeah, the fall. harsh the way it effects some people really bad, but doesn't effect others in the slightest
    * Why do so many people need glasses?
    Ocular degeneration from a perfect Creation over time since the Fall.
    why do some people have perfect sight and some have terrible?
    I realise the pointlessness. The Fall is the answer to everything!


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,001 ✭✭✭ColmDawson


    I don't know who brought up testicles, but they're on the outside to avoid overheating the sperm.


    But then, maybe god should have made sperm able to withstand internal body heat. :P


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 25,323 ✭✭✭✭King Mob


    J C wrote: »
    The explanation for red Shift (courtesy of AIG) is as follows:-
    The red-shift of starlight is a decrease in the energy of the light. This energy decrease results in a lengthening of the wavelength of the light,


  • Registered Users Posts: 644 ✭✭✭FionnMatthew


    Ex-scientist my ass.


  • Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 32,865 ✭✭✭✭MagicMarker


    do-not-feed-the-trolls.jpg


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,038 ✭✭✭sponsoredwalk


    It's hilarious how well this video describes the nonsense we've encountered:



    I may be in love :o


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