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The 'Funny (ha, ha)' side of religion

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    #3452
    robindch
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    seamus wrote: »
    - Holding hands during the Our Father (WTF)
    Yes, it happened in some happy-clappy places - people would hold hands while reciting the our-father. Not sure, but I'd imagine that's now deprecated behaviour :)
    seamus wrote: »
    - Counting the number of people in line so you knew who you'd be sitting beside. Were you split up entering the pews or something? I.e. if there are 3 pews, every 3rd person is sitting beside eachother?
    Haven't seen any church seat people by ones so I imagine it's more likely twenty people in the queue up the middle with eight people per bench, means you could figure out who'd be sitting in front of you and therefore, who'd be most likely to sit on the thumbtack currently resting in one's blazer pocket.


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    #3453
    Nodin
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    seamus wrote: »
    Funny some of the things people were talking about that I never encountered;

    - Holding hands during the Our Father (WTF)
    - Counting the number of people in line so you knew who you'd be sitting beside. Were you split up entering the pews or something? I.e. if there are 3 pews, every 3rd person is sitting beside eachother?


    Wtf x 2. Never seen or heard of it.


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    Lucifer MorningStar
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    #3455
    Hotblack Desiato
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    Post 1250 ring any bells? :cool:

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    Worztron
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    Mitch Hedberg: "Rice is great if you're really hungry and want to eat two thousand of something."



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    Timberrrrrrrr
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    #3458
    Worztron
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    #3459
    Worztron
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    #3460
    smokingman
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    I find the "targeted" ad here quite hilarious tbh...


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    #3461
    Worztron
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    #3462
    Worztron
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    smokingman wrote: »
    I find the "targeted" ad here quite hilarious tbh...

    Kudos to Denmark.

    Mitch Hedberg: "Rice is great if you're really hungry and want to eat two thousand of something."



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    Worztron
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    bnt
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    From out there on the moon, international politics look so petty. You want to grab a politician by the scruff of the neck and drag him a quarter of a million miles out and say, ‘Look at that, you son of a bitch’.

    — Edgar Mitchell, Apollo 14 Astronaut



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    #3465
    Worztron
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    Timberrrrrrrr
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    Worztron
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    Fred Swanson
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    silverharp
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    A belief in gender identity involves a level of faith as there is nothing tangible to prove its existence which, as something divorced from the physical body, is similar to the idea of a soul. - Colette Colfer



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    Worztron
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    M5
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    Timberrrrrrrr
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    Worztron
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    Worztron
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    Cabaal
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    #3479
    Worztron
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    #3480
    Cabaal
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    Worztron wrote: »
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    #3481
    Calibos
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    I'd only contemplate a bumper/window decal like that if I drove a banger. Asking for trouble from a Strident Militant God Botherer. Heck, when I first started doing a blade one all over on my head and found 3 little bald spot chicken pox scars close together in a little triangle, I thought it might be a laugh to write the number 6 in each of them a la Damien. Then I realised I didn't want to risk giving a Paranoid Schizophrenic ideas that I was the devils voice that was in his head and end up with a 6 inch Kitchen knife in my back. :D


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