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Anyone read Urban Dictionary ?

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  • 11-07-2012 11:04pm
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    Ally Dick
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    I swear to god, it's the funniest site on the net. A bit rude, but incredibly funny. Some of the definitions are a scream


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    admiralofthefleet
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    rogers profanasauraus in viz does me


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    actuallylike
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    I love how absolutely everything has some sort of sexual reference no matter how unsexual. If I remember correctly, 'walkie talkie' seemingly is the act of walking with one's ball sack in your mouth.


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    amacca
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    actuallylike wrote: »
    If I remember correctly, 'walkie talkie' seemingly is the act of walking with one's ball sack in your mouth.

    seems difficult or at very least highly unfeasible

    even walking with someone elses ball sack in your mouth would be quite a feat, unless of course you were to detach it from them first

    hmmmm


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    El Weirdo
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    admiralofthefleet wrote: »
    rogers profanasauraus in viz does me
    Quite possibly the finest book of all time.


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    Ally Dick
    Registered Users Posts: 12,665 ✭✭✭✭Ally Dick


    The definition of "burgle" is enlightening


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    LH Pathe
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    I had to check teh definition of Motherfùcker, to see if it meant stepdad


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    Dead Man Walking
    Closed Accounts Posts: 179 ✭✭Dead Man Walking


    Lol :pac:

    http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=boards.ie


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    Scruffles
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    actuallylike wrote: »
    I love how absolutely everything has some sort of sexual reference no matter how unsexual. If I remember correctly, 'walkie talkie' seemingly is the act of walking with one's ball sack in your mouth.
    its also an insult used by some physicaly disabled people towards non disabled people.:pac:
    thats not on UD,used to see it in the disability community from some rather millitant disabled folks.

    as for UD,yep,have used it probably around since it started,it used to be a lot better for making admissions that were total bollox or an insult towards a family member/other,its a lot better moderated now days-thats both good and bad. :P


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    admiralofthefleet
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    El Weirdo wrote: »
    Quite possibly the finest book of all time.

    the magazine is great too, drunken bakers are class


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    mauzo
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    Love urban dictionary....

    My kinda humour!!


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    Ally Dick
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    Anyone ever do a "felch bottom boat" ?


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    admiralofthefleet
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    look up boston pancake


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    Duggy747
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    This one cracks me up:
    scat farming

    when someone goes to bathrooms and such places looking for feces that wasnt flushed. when such treasure is found then proceed to play with it and other activities.

    Dave is a sick bastard, he enjoys scat farming.

    Though the fact fellas actually do it isn't so fun :(


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    kessler182
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    Hours of fun to be had!


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    Washington Irving
    Registered Users Posts: 7,066 ✭✭✭Washington Irving


    Mung. That is all


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    southcentralts
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    Dead Man Walking wrote: »
    Lol :pac:

    http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=boards.ie
    lol yore ma's an atari jaguar

    so funny I blasted myself with piss!

    and for the trifecta 'cool story bro'.


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