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Horrible names

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  • Registered Users Posts: 7,231 ✭✭✭Fad


    bluewolf wrote: »
    no people give their children those names too, assumpta and concepta were at my graduation

    :eek: im sure whoever was involved with filling out forms were like: 'are you sure about this?'


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 11,909 ✭✭✭✭Wertz


    By cooincidence, just came across this now whilst reading an amazon review:
    Meredith


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 388 ✭✭Milktrolley


    Dragan wrote: »
    Dymphna always sounded like some kind of vaginal disease to me.

    If you think that sounds like a disease you should have a think aboot Phyllis :D


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 18,239 ✭✭✭✭WindSock


    connundrum wrote: »
    Lorcan

    I like it
    Mordeth wrote: »
    wtf is wrong with siobhan?

    Shuv-on yer knickers!
    LadyJ wrote: »
    Humphrey

    I like humphrey, it sounds cute and old-mannish
    Mr.Micro wrote: »
    Gladys
    Assumpta
    Concepta
    Helen

    Don't like Nuns much?


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 422 ✭✭RAFC


    ejmaztec wrote: »
    Weren't most of the Mary men born in 1953? Poor b*stards!
    My brother-in-law's middle name is Mary - born '54.

    Worst name heard - Meredith (I mean, did that mother make it up :D)


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  • Registered Users Posts: 23,982 ✭✭✭✭ejmaztec


    Went to school with a Timothy Oliver Plunkett


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 11,909 ✭✭✭✭Wertz


    So, semi OT, how long before some boardsie wanders in and takes offence at their name being mentioned...or are most of them likely to just keep it buttoned for fear of more abuse?


  • Registered Users Posts: 7,231 ✭✭✭Fad


    Wertz wrote: »
    By cooincidence, just came across this now whilst reading an amazon review:
    Meredith


    i like meredith, it reminds me of the rather attractive ellen pompeo ;)


  • Registered Users Posts: 23,982 ✭✭✭✭ejmaztec


    RAFC wrote: »
    My brother-in-law's middle name is Mary - born '54.

    Worst name heard - Meredith (I mean, did that mother make it up :D)


    Perhaps I was a year out. It was a Marian Year and the Catholics went wild with the Marys:)


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,475 ✭✭✭Lil' Smiler


    Wendy
    Fintan
    Finbar
    Margaret


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 18,239 ✭✭✭✭WindSock


    My boyfriend went to school with a girl called Theresa Green :)

    I went to school with a Dorcas also. I wonder if she is the same one everyone else knows?
    It's a shame that her name became an American slang term during her childhood.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,506 ✭✭✭Jackz


    Wertz wrote: »
    So, semi OT, how long before some boardsie wanders in and takes offence at their name being mentioned...or are most of them likely to just keep it buttoned for fear of more abuse?

    Considering the high number of Johns in the world and probably on boards too and it has already been mentioned. I'm sure nobody here would get offended because somebody else thinks there name is crap.


  • Registered Users Posts: 26,061 ✭✭✭✭Terry


    Wertz wrote: »
    So, semi OT, how long before some boardsie wanders in and takes offence at their name being mentioned...or are most of them likely to just keep it buttoned for fear of more abuse?
    As long as nobody says my name, all will be well.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 4,368 ✭✭✭thelordofcheese


    LadyJ wrote: »
    Agnes
    Agreed Agnes is absolutely awful.
    Nightwish wrote: »
    Agnes

    I really like the name anges, but thats probably because the only anges i know is hot and french
    Hell, her name could be Anges stalin hitler bin ladin and i'd still be fine with it.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 11,909 ✭✭✭✭Wertz


    Well let's face it, if you've got a problem with the name John, you've got more issues than the people with that name. I was talking more long the lines of the left-of-field ones.

    Terrence is a lovely name BTW...


  • Registered Users Posts: 6,383 ✭✭✭Aisling(",)


    Boys:Ivor
    Ignatius
    Winton
    winston
    Hubert
    Cornelius
    Norman
    Quentin
    Gordon

    Girls:Imelda
    Lynsey
    Lynn
    Gladys
    Norma
    Una
    biddy
    doreen
    noeleen
    gertrude
    hycinth
    petunia
    ruth
    Doris


  • Registered Users Posts: 1,155 ✭✭✭the dee


    Boys:Ivor


    hycinth
    petunia

    Got a problem with the flower names I see?

    Thank god no one's mentioned my name :)

    I also dislike Dominic, Desmond, Edward, Pionsious (sp?), Frances / Francis, Esmerelda, Veronica and Victoria


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 100 ✭✭stardust_dublin


    Diarmuid.....ew

    Grainne..... eww


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 15,515 ✭✭✭✭admiralofthefleet


    a born again christian i used to know named his two sons gideon and nethaniel


  • Registered Users Posts: 3,625 ✭✭✭Sofaspud


    I went to school with a guy who had the middle name Pius.

    That's my dad's middle name!


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  • Registered Users Posts: 7,231 ✭✭✭Fad


    theres a guy in the year below me called diamond, i dislike him, there was also a family whoes, names are royce, aston, and there sister (in a seperate school) called mercedes, their parents must be sadists :)


  • Registered Users Posts: 9,029 ✭✭✭Lockstep


    Women names:
    Agnes
    Doris
    Brenda
    Hortense
    Helga
    Bertha
    Gertrude
    All sound like the names of Butch German Lesbians IMHO

    Also:Christabel
    Greta
    Henrietta
    Crystal

    Any name based on a virtue (Charity,Patience etc)

    Guys:
    Norman
    Tarquin
    Ivor
    Quentin
    Julian
    Cornelius
    Augustus
    Gabriel (the one thats prononced Gabrielle)
    Vladimir
    Courtney (yes I knew a boy called Courtney)
    Norbert
    Humphrey



    Anything double-barreled.
    Pretentious tosspots.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 129 ✭✭Spades


    Denise for a girl
    Denephew for a boy.

    I aint got kids.:D


  • Registered Users Posts: 7,469 ✭✭✭Pythia


    Ercus.


  • Registered Users Posts: 26,061 ✭✭✭✭Terry


    Pythia wrote: »
    Ercus.
    You just made that up.


  • Registered Users Posts: 7,231 ✭✭✭Fad


    Terry wrote: »
    You just made that up.

    he didnt!
    i know i guy called ercus, but as with most people i know with unusual names he is unlikeable in sooooo many ways


  • Administrators, Business & Finance Moderators, Society & Culture Moderators Posts: 16,905 Admin ✭✭✭✭✭Toots


    Cytric
    Cyrill
    Fianan
    Princess
    Brooklyn
    Romeo
    Apple
    Bluebell
    Anything car related


  • Registered Users Posts: 23,982 ✭✭✭✭ejmaztec


    I see that Gaybo's middle name is supposed to be Mary. He didn't grow up with any issues though, did he?:rolleyes:


  • Registered Users Posts: 10,976 ✭✭✭✭chopperbyrne


    I know a guy named Storm.

    His sisters name is Rainbow.

    I'm fairly certain their parents were hippies!


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  • Moderators, Category Moderators, Computer Games Moderators, Society & Culture Moderators Posts: 8,464 CMod ✭✭✭✭Sierra Oscar


    Gaysford


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