Best compliment you have ever received?

The King of Moo · 19-02-2012 3:04am

Babybuff wrote: »

took me a while to figure out what they were on about tbf, I thought they meant to physically talk into/at particular body parts or something I was drunk though so maybe that was it

That might work actually, depending on the body part and how many "L" words you used!

Babybuff · 19-02-2012 3:07am

yep, that's where my filthy mind was (is) at anyway

Greentopia · 19-02-2012 3:09am

My greatest compliments: "you have lovely big eyes" what, so you're saying I look fat?? :mad:

:pac:

"Mmm...you're very talented, can you do that again?" :cool:

Ok, fer srs-compliments on my big blue eyes, ma boobs, and my talents at fiber arts.

G_R · 19-02-2012 3:24am

I've been told I was a "well reared young fella" by a lovely old lady before.

More of a compliment to my mam I suppose...

jockeyboard · 19-02-2012 8:53am

Teyla Emmagan wrote: »

A friend of mine was called a fine heifer of a woman once.

Needless to say, we're still laughing.

ouch...

jockeyboard · 19-02-2012 8:56am

Greentopia wrote: »

The greatest compliment you ever had was that your vagina didn't look like as loose as a stuffed chicken's arse? I'd be asking for my money back OP.

euww! no! i ment she had seen me completly naked and not just for a second.

also surley a stuffed chickens arse is stuffed full and tight?

Gummy Panda · 19-02-2012 9:18am

Awww did I miss the boobs?

I can't think of a best compliment. Never been great at taking them

Table Top Joe · 19-02-2012 9:43am

annascott wrote: »

...that I don't look Irish...

Ive gotten that a few times,never fails to put a spring in my step:D

I was told a few years back by woman i was seeing(in eh...somewhat dodgy circumstances)that i made her feel 16 again(i was early 20s,she was late 20s at the time)that always stuck with me:o

Shield · 19-02-2012 9:48am

Arrested a woman for redacted, and she was in the back of the car giving it loads of "ohhh... yes.... handcuffs.... ohhhhhhh.... yes...... trapped..... can't move..... powerless.... yes" and all the while slowly squirming around with her head moving doing the same thing.

The upper arms and shoulders were slowly moving around as far as the cuffs would allow, and all the while she's happily moaning and then the hips started to gyrate.

Apparently I had put the handcuffs on "just right"... and was left to disinfect the back seat of the car on the spot where she really enjoyed it.

How do you write that one in the notebook?!

jockeyboard · 19-02-2012 12:30pm

Gummy Panda wrote: »

Awww did I miss the boobs?

scroll back and check out the photo i posted of them!

jockeyboard · 19-02-2012 12:31pm

Shield wrote: »

Arrested a woman for redacted, and she was in the back of the car giving it loads of "ohhh... yes.... handcuffs.... ohhhhhhh.... yes...... trapped..... can't move..... powerless.... yes" and all the while slowly squirming around with her head moving doing the same thing.

The upper arms and shoulders were slowly moving around as far as the cuffs would allow, and all the while she's happily moaning and then the hips started to gyrate.

Apparently I had put the handcuffs on "just right"... and was left to disinfect the back seat of the car on the spot where she really enjoyed it.

How do you write that one in the notebook?!

involuntary shudder

2 stroke · 19-02-2012 1:28pm

That I looked good in the mirror. The rear view mirror.

senorwipesalot · 19-02-2012 1:54pm

annascott wrote: »

...that I don't look Irish...

Whats wrong with looking Irish ffs?

44leto · 19-02-2012 1:56pm

senorwipesalot wrote: »

Whats wrong with looking Irish ffs?

The inbred look we all naturally inherit.

I always get compliments I really don't know how i do it. I think there is a lot of myopia out there.

Greentopia · 19-02-2012 5:14pm

jockeyboard wrote: »

euww! no! i ment she had seen me completly naked and not just for a second.

also surley a stuffed chickens arse is stuffed full and tight?

I know what you meant, I was just kidding

I was thinking when it's being stuffed and you can get your hand right in the chicken :P

Greentopia · 19-02-2012 5:16pm

44leto wrote: »

The inbred look we all naturally inherit.

Speak for yourself! nothing inbred about me or the way I look tyvm.

BrendaN_f · 19-02-2012 5:24pm

"You're too good looking to be Irish"

has happened twice

John Doe1 · 19-02-2012 5:26pm

A girl once said "wow" when i unzipped, It was either because of size or the fact it had a red mark on it that looked exactly like mao

44leto · 19-02-2012 5:28pm

Greentopia wrote: »

Speak for yourself! nothing inbred about me or the way I look tyvm.

I never said there was, besides all those foreigners are here to deepen the Irish shallow gene pool, so the problem is been sorted.

PS I am joking I am not been serious.

Sindri · 19-02-2012 5:39pm

Walking in to Pennies with my Dad one day when I was 13 and he saw one of students, (he's a teacher) and he said hi to her.

Next day he comes home and tells me she said to him in class the next day, 'Jaysus sir, you're son's gorgeous'.

:):):):):):):):):):):):):):)

df1985 · 19-02-2012 5:53pm

I gave a speech at my mothers funeral. my dad is also deceased and im an only child so a lot of people were very worried for me in general and people said how they wouldnt have expected me to be able to give a speech.

A woman in her 80's stopped me in the post office a few weeks after, I didnt know who she was and still dont. she said that when she dies if her son could get up and spoke the way i did about my mother she would rest happy.

Ill never forget that and it still gets to me.

--LOS-- · 19-02-2012 6:05pm

that I am perfect

/thread

19-02-2012 6:06pm

Some boardsies have told me I'm an inspiration. That's a pretty nice thing to be told

some random drunk · 19-02-2012 6:07pm

A girl called me funny once. Normally they just call me funny looking.

hop2it · 19-02-2012 6:12pm

I was once told that i " didn't sweat much for a fat man "

laugh · 19-02-2012 6:13pm

Complemented a lot recently about speech I made at my fathers funeral.

44leto · 19-02-2012 6:24pm

A girl I slept with told a group of my friends I was good in bed, I feigned insult at her breech of that confidentiality, but i was really chuffed.

Besides its obvious she didn't have much experience because i am crap in bed and proud.

holystungun9 · 19-02-2012 6:25pm

So that's why they call you Tripod!

3hn2givr7mx1sc · 19-02-2012 6:30pm

Been told I'm very mature for my age a good few times. Usually by drunk auld lads in the pub, but sure I'll take it! Especially considering that I'm often labelled the immature one in my groups of friends!

No actually, my Ma's friend told me I have a face like George Clooney. She may also have been pissed, but I'm not one for turning down comparisons to Clooney!

Greentopia · 19-02-2012 7:33pm

44leto wrote: »

I never said there was, besides all those foreigners are here to deepen the Irish shallow gene pool, so the problem is been sorted.
PS I am joking I am not been serious.

I should have added a

to let you know I was only being being faux indignant

Yeah lots of foreigners but lots of them are Poles and while some of the women may be hot the men look like their heads and facial features were hewn from blocks of wood using pick axes so no improvement if they start having kids with Irish women...

Jk!! there are of course lots of gorgeous Irish women. Like Georgia Salpa, Virginia Macari, Rosanna Davidson...all 100% Irish.
Oh no, wait...

Kidding, there are tons of beautiful Irish women. Myself included of course

ihsb · 19-02-2012 8:30pm

That I have lovely porcelain skin... guess this would make me Irish looking though

Rocky_Dennis · 19-02-2012 9:39pm

candy-gal1 wrote: »

that im the nicest person, apparrantly , have the best boobs, and give the best, ahem, something

the best compliments to me anyway!

Candygal, view public profile, statistics, thanked posts, the ladies lounge, most thanked, know your loungers.

Boobies :P

SlinkyKittin · 19-02-2012 9:52pm

That I don't look old enough to have 18 & 16 year old daughters!

hadepsx · 19-02-2012 10:05pm

my latest one was '' you'd make me pregnant just by looking at me''

--LOS-- · 30-03-2012 12:43pm

I need to revise my answer!

my oh said to me the other day that even before he had met me IRL or even knew what I looked like, if I had turned out to be a man he would have still liked me :eek:

AngryBollix · 30-03-2012 12:50pm

Greentopia wrote: »

I should have added a to let you know I was only being being faux indignant

Yeah lots of foreigners but lots of them are Poles and while some of the women may be hot the men look like their heads and facial features were hewn from blocks of wood using pick axes so no improvement if they start having kids with Irish women...

Jk!! there are of course lots of gorgeous Irish women. Like Georgia Salpa, Virginia Macari, Rosanna Davidson...all 100% Irish.
Oh no, wait...

Kidding, there are tons of beautiful Irish women. Myself included of course

Alright love

Borboletinha · 30-03-2012 1:06pm

I was once told by a woman that I was the most beautiful woman shes ever seen... She didnt seem like a lesbian or anything and it was at the dentist's not a pub or place like that... Anyway I said ''thank you'' and she said ''dont thank me, im jealous!'' Obviously it was the best compliment cause it came from another woman who i dont think was trying to sleep with me and had no reason to give me BS...

I had a baby after that so even if it was true, its not anymore...:pac::pac::pac:

rgmmg · 30-03-2012 2:22pm

Borboletinha wrote: »

I was once told by a woman that I was the most beautiful woman shes ever seen... She didnt seem like a lesbian or anything and it was at the dentist's not a pub or place like that... Anyway I said ''thank you'' and she said ''dont thank me, im jealous!'' Obviously it was the best compliment cause it came from another woman who i dont think was trying to sleep with me and had no reason to give me BS...

I had a baby after that so even if it was true, its not anymore...:pac::pac::pac:

Maybe she made you pregnant by looking at you

Fiona · 30-03-2012 2:22pm

The nicest compliment I ever got was when I was told that 'my eyes said what my lips couldn't'

And I have used that to my advantage every day since

SteoL · 30-03-2012 2:27pm

Wow the size of that. I don't think it will fit.

44leto · 30-03-2012 2:28pm

SteoL wrote: »

Wow the size of that. I don't think it will fit.

It must have been a big hat.

stupidusername · 30-03-2012 2:50pm

I've got quite a few that would be the typical ones the girls are saying on here, and so it's naturally hard to believe them because of who they're coming from.

The ones that stand out to me are, my mam telling me of every one she knew I'm the easiest person to be around. The volume of people who've said they love my eyes would make me believe that I suppose. I know my bum is great :cool:

I once had a complete stranger shout at me in the street "you'd want to get a tan love!", but meh, it's what makes me different

foxyboxer · 30-03-2012 2:53pm

"You're from Cork?"
"Yeah"
"But you don't have a Cork accent"

Princess Peach · 30-03-2012 2:57pm

I know the best one I ever gave.

"I think I love you just as much as I love my dog."

oddman2 · 30-03-2012 2:59pm

stupidusername wrote: »

I've got quite a few that would be the typical ones the girls are saying on here, and so it's naturally hard to believe them because of who they're coming from.

The ones that stand out to me are, my mam telling me of every one she knew I'm the easiest person to be around. The volume of people who've said they love my eyes would make me believe that I suppose. I know my bum is great :cool:

I once had a complete stranger shout at me in the street "you'd want to get a tan love!", but meh, it's what makes me different

Only saw this at first. :eek:

stupidusername · 30-03-2012 3:00pm

oddman2 wrote: »

Only saw this at first. :eek:

Nah, she never knew how easy I was :pac:

44leto · 30-03-2012 3:07pm

I was talking to a girl I use to go to school with, she was generally regarded as the most attractive girl in the school. We were reminiscing for a good while then she hit me with, you are still very good looking I always fancied you in school but so did everyone else.

I was totally gobsmacked I had no idea that anyone fancied me, i always regarded myself as average to say the least. For a week afterwards I start to remember instances in school and realising sh!t they were actually making a pass at me. I still mourn the lost fanny I could have had if my self esteem was a little higher and I had known.

MrMojoRisin · 30-03-2012 3:19pm

hairyprincess wrote: »

Best backhand compliment I got was "you have lost soooooo much weight", meanwhile I didn't realise at the time I had 'soooooo much weight' to lose!! :eek:

Yeah, it's like that with a fair few overweight people who have lost a bit of weight. Even after Jonah Hill lost weight, as great as it was for him, I still thought he had a bit more to go. He looked far better, but he wasn't 'finished', if you know what I mean.

Same thing with that woman Dawn French - she's lost a load of weight and she looks great, but she still has a bit to go in order to be a healthy-thin size. But good for her and her doubtlessly-improved health even at this point.

On the negative side, you have that girl Nicole Ritchie, who was a bit 'tubby' (but still pretty, IMO) but somehow ended up looking like a skeleton as time went on. Not good.

I'd say people mostly compliment heavy people who have lost weight to encourage them to keep going.

44leto · 30-03-2012 3:20pm

stupidusername wrote: »

I've got quite a few that would be the typical ones the girls are saying on here, and so it's naturally hard to believe them because of who they're coming from.

The ones that stand out to me are, my mam telling me of every one she knew I'm the easiest person to be around. The volume of people who've said they love my eyes would make me believe that I suppose. I know my bum is great :cool:

I once had a complete stranger shout at me in the street "you'd want to get a tan love!", but meh, it's what makes me different

"Yoreee mahhhh" says that to everyone.

forfuxsake · 30-03-2012 3:21pm

SlinkyKittin wrote: »

That I don't look old enough to have 18 & 16 year old daughters!

Is that because you look young or because you're only 30?

Best compliment you have ever received?

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