Brian May is evil!

allanb49 · 08-09-2010 4:06pm #1

Brian May -

-IS a known Freemason
-BRAINWASHED Freddie Mercury into participating in his music group
-LIED to the public for years
-TRANSFORMED drummer Roger Taylor into a monarch slave to do his bidding
-ACQUIRED the HIV virus from his Illuminati ties.
-INFECTED Freddie Mercury with the super-strain
-PROFITED from his death
-REPLACED the man who brought him fame and fortune
-THREATENED to kill John Deacon - and his whole family - if he ever revealed the truth.

http://wethinkyoushould.blogspot.com/?zx=4a52a515bd0d5910

I don't know if the guy writing this is taking the píss or serious.....

Wolfe Tone · 08-09-2010 4:06pm

Whats wrong with being a freemason?

mikom · 08-09-2010 4:07pm

Brian May -

- has shit hair.

Dozen Wicked Words · 08-09-2010 4:07pm

He likes foxes though, so hes not all bad.

phasers · 08-09-2010 4:08pm

Does Brian May have AIDS?

mike65 · 08-09-2010 4:08pm

He married his twin - thats pretty evil!

allanb49 · 08-09-2010 4:09pm

Sunday, May 2, 2010
BUILD YOUR OWN PSYCHIC SPACE-ELEVATOR

May lounging in the entryway to his secret underground lair -- disguised as a backyard 'observatory'.

The insidious plague upon society known as Brian Harold May is up to no good ---- yet again. Sources are coming to WTYS claiming that the Masonic rocker is working on a Tesla-worthy project at his secret underground lab in Surrey: a "space-elevator" designed specifically to launch the poodle-permed Satanist to the moon.

"A few years ago, May was invited to the alien moon base as a special treat from some of his Illuminati buddies and he loved it so much, he wanted to make it possible for himself to vacation - or escape - to there at the drop of a hat. He thought the hollow moon was a blast to visit."

Speculation has abounded amongst those 'in-the-know' about Permo's evil trickery that the blueprints for the psychic space elevator were stolen from CIA bunkers containing Nikola Tesla's secret documents - likely by the murderous guitarist himself."Yes, I've heard the Tesla rumours and they don't surprise me. May can appear and disappear in a cloud of smoke so it's absolutely feasible."

The moon, an artificial mechanical structure designed and built by extraterrestrial entities is said to contain a monstrous mothership which houses hundreds of thousands of beings inside the hollow moon's core.

haha

Nulty · 08-09-2010 4:09pm

dooferoaks wrote: »

He likes foxes though, so hes not all bad.

EVIL foxes

WindSock · 08-09-2010 4:09pm

He May or May not be, but one things for certain, he would have been a lot better off if he hadn't infected Mercury with his HIV.

easyeason3 · 08-09-2010 4:10pm

He looks like a Cocker Spaniel with his curly hair.

stbrennan · 08-09-2010 4:11pm

Brian May is...

THE LEADER

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Jeboa Safari · 08-09-2010 4:12pm

Pity Freddies dead, would loved to have seen Queen live

mike65 · 08-09-2010 4:12pm

Thats a brilliant read, hopefully May doesn't sue, actually he probably has it bookmarked for the next installment.

allanb49 · 08-09-2010 4:14pm

Another Gem - Just picked it for the title

Saturday, April 4, 2009
MAY RELEASES TINY SLAVES
IN A SHOCKING MOVE, PERMO RELEASED 2 TINY SLAVES INTO THE WILD AFTER SEVERAL YEARS IN CAPTIVITY IN ANTIQUE BIRD CAGES KEPT IN THE BASEMENT OF HIS SOUTHAMPTON ESTATE, NEVERFRED RANCH.
UNFORTUNATELY, SOURCES CLOSE TO PERMO SAY THAT AFTER A DECADE OR MORE AS GUINEA PIGS IN THE BUILD YOUR OWN BOAT GUITARIST'S LAB, THEY MAY STILL BE IMPLANTED WITH HIGHLY-ADVANCED MIND-CONTROL CHIPS OR POSSIBLY UNDER THE INFLUENCE OF MAY'S DARK OCCULT POWERS.

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