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Worst nightmare ever..

  • 27-12-2010 5:42pm
    #1
    Godsentme
    Registered Users Posts: 543 ✭✭✭


    I Dreamed I was having Christmas dinner with Brian Cowan AND George Hook:eek::eek:


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  • #2
    Dr_Phil
    Closed Accounts Posts: 711 ✭✭✭Dr_Phil


    .. and then if Cowen turned into yore ma, we must've been dreaming the same nightmare!


  • #3
    bronte
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 11,331 ✭✭✭✭bronte


    Godsentme wrote: »
    I Dreamed I was having Christmas with Brian Cowan AND George Hook:eek::eek:

    I'm so glad you said Christmas.


  • #4
    Bobeagleburger
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 45,735 ✭✭✭✭Bobeagleburger


    Is Christmas your code word for threesome?


  • #5
    Nevyn
    Closed Accounts Posts: 43,045 ✭✭✭✭Nevyn


    Godsentme wrote: »
    I Dreamed I was having Christmas with Brian Cowan AND George Hook:eek::eek:

    Thats not that bad, I am sure we could make it worse.
    Godsentme wrote: »
    I Dreamed I was having Christmas with bening spit roasted by Brian Cowan AND George Hook:eek::eek:

    :pac:


  • #6
    Bobeagleburger
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 45,735 ✭✭✭✭Bobeagleburger


    Godsentme wrote: »
    I Dreamed I was having Christmas dinner with Brian Cowan AND George Hook put a 15 kg Turkey in my arse:eek::eek:

    Ouch


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  • #7
    Godsentme
    Registered Users Posts: 543 ✭✭✭Godsentme


    ^^

    Ah now:(A 15lb. turkey is pushing it a bit:rolleyes:

    PLUS:

    (You realize that only for me there would be none of these festivities at all???)


  • #8
    Nevyn
    Closed Accounts Posts: 43,045 ✭✭✭✭Nevyn


    ORLY?

    So which god was that then and who/what are you claiming to be?


  • #9
    galwayrush
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 12,815 ✭✭✭✭galwayrush


    The IMF taking over, imagine that....:rolleyes:


  • #10
    Godsentme
    Registered Users Posts: 543 ✭✭✭Godsentme


    Thaedydal wrote: »
    ORLY?

    So which god was that then and who/what are you claiming to be?


    The god who could strike you down,T and I am the one he sent to try and save the likes of you. One word from me and you never type again. hows that for starters?


  • #11
    DS333
    Closed Accounts Posts: 237 ✭✭DS333


    Godsentme wrote: »
    The god who could strike you down,T and I am the one he sent to try and save the likes of you. One word from me and you never type again. hows that for starters?

    Excuse me... Who is this imposter?

    Since when did you usurp My Position?:D:):eek::mad:


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  • #12
    Godsentme
    Registered Users Posts: 543 ✭✭✭Godsentme


    DS333 wrote: »
    Excuse me... Who is this imposter?

    Since when did you usurp My Position?:D:):eek::mad:


    Ok. just for the craic, you go out and check the cigarette lighter in your car.





    That surprised ya i'd say!!:cool:


  • #13
    DS333
    Closed Accounts Posts: 237 ✭✭DS333


    Godsentme wrote: »
    Ok. just for the craic, you go out and check the cigarette lighter in your car.





    That surprised ya i'd say!!:cool:

    What will happen if I do deign to go out and check it?...:confused:

    Are you trying to fool the Almighty?:mad:


  • #14
    AnonoBoy
    Closed Accounts Posts: 22,559 ✭✭✭✭AnonoBoy


    Listening to people's nightmares is only slightly more tolerable than listening to their dreams.

    Because at least when you hear their nightmares you have some ammunition on what freaks the fecker out that you can use to your advantage if you ever have to torture them.


  • #15
    Nolanger
    Closed Accounts Posts: 4,556 ✭✭✭Nolanger


    Stuck in a lift with a bunch of yummie mummies talking posh to their kids!


  • #16
    DS333
    Closed Accounts Posts: 237 ✭✭DS333


    Nolanger wrote: »
    Stuck in a lift with a bunch of yummie mummies talking posh to their kids!

    YOU'RE IN HELLLLLLLLLLLLL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


  • #17
    Nevyn
    Closed Accounts Posts: 43,045 ✭✭✭✭Nevyn


    Godsentme wrote: »
    The god who could strike you down,T and I am the one he sent to try and save the likes of you. One word from me and you never type again. hows that for starters?

    Well to start with it's certainly made me giggle.
    Tell Loki I said hi when your next conversing with him.


  • #18
    Jaafa
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,621 ✭✭✭Jaafa


    Have you ever had a dream of this man?

    http://knowyourmeme.com/memes/this-man-ever-dream-this-man


  • #19
    DS333
    Closed Accounts Posts: 237 ✭✭DS333


    Nolanger wrote: »
    Stuck in a lift with a bunch of yummie mummies talking posh to their kids!

    Have you escaped yet?

    If you haven't, say something obnoxiously snobbish into your phone so they overhear.

    I once had to deal with a "pony girl" who went on and on about fox-hunting. When I could take no more I said in a nonchalant drawl, 'My daddy says that hunting's never been the same since the middle classes were let join in.' Never heard about hunting or horses again. Needless to say, my father never held such sentiments, but it worked at the time.

    Was I right or was I right?


  • #20
    Star Bingo
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,366 ✭✭✭Star Bingo


    i always have this nightmare, i get sucked from my bed out the window n over the walls to noel's dingy workshed at the end of the lane. n i get sucked under the door, n theres this ****in ghost playing old ragtime on a ramshackle piano


  • #21
    DS333
    Closed Accounts Posts: 237 ✭✭DS333


    When I was a kid I had this recurring nightmare that a man came into the house at night with a labrador and a crow on his shoulder. He used to kill all my family and I used to lie among their corpses pretending to be dead, hoping he wouldn't find out that I was alive and kill me.

    Think of the shock and horror when, a few years later, our new music teacher walked into the classroom and was that man, down to the clothes he was wearing - minus the dog and the crow, of course. I can't remember now whether I ever had the dream again after that...


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  • #22
    FreudianSlippers
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 20,397 ✭✭✭✭FreudianSlippers


    DS333 wrote: »
    When I was a kid I had this recurring nightmare that a man came into the house at night with a labrador and a crow on his shoulder. He used to kill all my family and I used to lie among their corpses pretending to be dead, hoping he wouldn't find out that I was alive and kill me.

    Think of the shock and horror when, a few years later, our new music teacher walked into the classroom and was that man, down to the clothes he was wearing - minus the dog and the crow, of course. I can't remember now whether I ever had the dream again after that...
    Mad skills to get a Labrador AND a crow on his shoulder.


  • #23
    DS333
    Closed Accounts Posts: 237 ✭✭DS333


    Godsentme wrote: »
    Ok. just for the craic, you go out and check the cigarette lighter in your car.





    That surprised ya i'd say!!:cool:

    To my undying shame I have to confess that I couldn't stand it any longer and went out to the car! :rolleyes:

    Will I ever live it down?!:eek:

    I even turned the damn thing on!!:confused:

    What was the surprise, though, apart from the fact that you HAVE usurped my position.:o:o:o


  • #24
    DS333
    Closed Accounts Posts: 237 ✭✭DS333


    OisinT wrote: »
    Mad skills to get a Labrador AND a crow on his shoulder.

    :D:D:D

    The lab was on the ground. The nightmare was bad enough as it was.
    Perhaps a comma after the labrador...?...


  • #25
    CDfm
    Closed Accounts Posts: 20,649 ✭✭✭✭CDfm


    This is actually true.

    A few years ago at election time I was living in Lucan. Mary Harney was the Local TD and she was everywhere. TV , radio and newspapers and canvassing everywhere.

    One night I had a dream that I was 16 years old again and Mary Harney was my ma. I woke up. Scary enough having a Mary Harney dream.

    The following evening I come in from work and the phone rings and I answer it. The voice at the other end goes " Hello , this is Mary Harney" .......spooky or what. Real Stephen King territory.

    Was it really an automated telephone thingy ringing local voters and mere coincidence , or was it something far more sinsister.

    Whatever it was, I have never looked at Mary Harney quite the same ever again.


  • #26
    bluecatmorgana
    Registered Users Posts: 447 ✭✭bluecatmorgana


    I often have dreams that I die, it just comes about really quickly, Im lying in bed and bang everything goes black.........and Im like **** Im dead.

    a bit like in the sopranos


  • #27
    corkcomp
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,114 ✭✭✭corkcomp


    bluecatmorgana wrote: »
    I often have dreams that I die, it just comes about really quickly, Im lying in bed and bang everything goes black.........and Im like **** Im dead.

    a bit like in the sopranos

    that happens 2 me every 24 hours.. isnt it called falling asleep?


  • #28
    FreudianSlippers
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 20,397 ✭✭✭✭FreudianSlippers


    DS333 wrote: »
    :D:D:D

    The lab was on the ground. The nightmare was bad enough as it was.
    Perhaps a comma after the labrador...?...
    No, you're right... it's just a quirk of the English language :D


  • #29
    Godsentme
    Registered Users Posts: 543 ✭✭✭Godsentme


    DS333 wrote: »
    To my undying shame I have to confess that I couldn't stand it any longer and went out to the car! :rolleyes:

    Will I ever live it down?!:eek:

    I even turned the damn thing on!!:confused:

    What was the surprise, though, apart from the fact that you HAVE usurped my position.:o:o:o

    I KNEW you would!!:D:D:D

    The surprise? Well your car was supossed to be


  • #30
    Godsentme
    Registered Users Posts: 543 ✭✭✭Godsentme


    Star Bingo wrote: »
    i always have this nightmare, i get sucked from my bed out the window n over the walls to noel's dingy workshed at the end of the lane. n i get sucked under the door, n theres this ****in ghost playing old ragtime on a ramshackle piano


    I got sucked out of my bed once in new orleans. She had lips like a hoover;)

    But how did you get your roger under the door??


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  • #31
    DS333
    Closed Accounts Posts: 237 ✭✭DS333


    Godsentme wrote: »
    I KNEW you would!!:D:D:D

    The surprise? Well your car was supossed to be

    I'm obviously no longer omniscient either, but why was my car supposed to be?


  • #32
    That_Guy
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 51,342 ✭✭✭✭That_Guy


    There's nothing worse than dreaming that you're in work only to get up and actually go to work. :(


  • #33
    Godsentme
    Registered Users Posts: 543 ✭✭✭Godsentme


    That_Guy wrote: »
    There's nothing worse than dreaming that you're in work only to get up and actually go to work. :(


    there is! see OP again!:D


  • #34
    Godsentme
    Registered Users Posts: 543 ✭✭✭Godsentme


    DS333 wrote: »
    I'm obviously no longer omniscient either, but why was my car supposed to be?


    GONE! But i guess dad is busy....:D


  • #35
    derekon
    Registered Users Posts: 836 ✭✭✭derekon


    My worst nightmare consisted of me and the wife having to move in with her mother (a woman who could try the patience of any man). Luckily it was only a nightmare !! :).

    Funnily enough, since that nightmare a couple of years back we have gotten on really well (the mother in law and I that is) ....maybe these nightmare can be a wee bit cathartic? :rolleyes:


  • #36
    chicken fingers
    Closed Accounts Posts: 645 ✭✭✭chicken fingers


    I once had a nightmare where I was being attacked by these people (cant remember), but when I woke up I was strangling my gf... she was like OMG OMG please dont kill me.

    I swear thats how it happened, your honour.


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  • #37
    DS333
    Closed Accounts Posts: 237 ✭✭DS333


    Godsentme wrote: »
    GONE! But i guess dad is busy....:D

    If Dad is busy, he's not who he says he is...

    as he rushes out to check his car is still there.:D:D:D


  • #38
    TeddyTedson
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 10,758 ✭✭✭✭TeddyTedson


    And then I dreamt I was in the jacuzzi
    With that auld whore in no. 10
    And then I knew I'd never ever
    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Vl1NQi_Vit0


  • #39
    Godsentme
    Registered Users Posts: 543 ✭✭✭Godsentme


    DS333 wrote: »
    If Dad is busy, he's not who he says he is...

    as he rushes out to check his car is still there.:D:D:D
    Been away for a while DS. lot of soul searching to do. Not My own, obviously, but the likes of Ivor, Bertie, Benny 16. You know the type. Bad people. There will be blood I'm afraid.


  • #40
    DS333
    Closed Accounts Posts: 237 ✭✭DS333


    Godsentme wrote: »
    Been away for a while DS. lot of soul searching to do. Not My own, obviously, but the likes of Ivor, Bertie, Benny 16. You know the type. Bad people. There will be blood I'm afraid.

    If it isn't his lordship. I hope the soul-searching was successful.

    If things don't change for the better, the French Revolution will look like a tiny spark compared to the conflagration that will ensue. It will go global.

    But... They're asking for it, the fools...


  • #41
    kfallon
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 25,775 ✭✭✭✭kfallon


    Godsentme wrote: »
    I Dreamed I was having Christmas dinner with Brian Cowan AND George Hook:eek::eek:

    I had a worse nightmare, dreamt I was having Christmas dinner with the OP :p


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  • #42
    Godsentme
    Registered Users Posts: 543 ✭✭✭Godsentme


    kfallon wrote: »
    I had a worse nightmare, dreamt I was having Christmas dinner with the OP :p
    You could do a lot worse. i have been known to change water into a decent wine in my day....

    (By the way, just check your left rear indicator......);)


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