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Tide detergent is great for washing your gee.

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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 10,357 ✭✭✭✭Birneybau


    Tide, fish.

    All adds up.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 2,072 ✭✭✭le la rat


    Bruce Gee Fist of Fury


  • Registered Users Posts: 567 ✭✭✭.Henry Sellers.


    le la rat wrote: »
    Bruce Gee Fist of Fury

    Bruce Lee Enter the Gee


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 8,061 ✭✭✭keith16


    What a fabulous thread title!


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 20,450 ✭✭✭✭kneemos


    Highlarious.


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 18,299 ✭✭✭✭The Backwards Man


    People who don't speak the same as me and use the same slang words as me and laugh at the things I like laughing at are stupid.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 680 ✭✭✭MS.ing


    in related news, I hate the word gee, fanny much better






    no I dont mean arse


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 2,440 ✭✭✭Stavros Murphy


    Do lads use Omo?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,055 ✭✭✭Red Nissan


    I must not be Irish after all, it went over my head! :o


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 14,380 ✭✭✭✭Banjo String


    Ulick would be so proud.


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 680 ✭✭✭MS.ing


    Bruce Lee Enter the Gee

    a fist full of gees


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 14,380 ✭✭✭✭Banjo String


    keith16 wrote: »
    What a fabulous thread title!

    Factually incorrect though.

    It should say "Tide detergent is great for washing your daughters gee"


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 226 ✭✭Hoof_Hearted


    Well gee whizz!


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 2,207 ✭✭✭longhalloween


    Hockey is for Canadians, but Karate is for Americans?

    WTF!?!!


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 680 ✭✭✭MS.ing


    @MuffDiving Now available


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 16,391 ✭✭✭✭mikom


    Ladies, if your Gee is dirty then even the Tide won't take you out.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,055 ✭✭✭Red Nissan


    OK, I get it now, never heard of it before this though. I'm out.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 4,512 ✭✭✭Muise...


    MS.ing wrote: »
    in related news, I hate the word gee, fanny much better






    no I dont mean arse

    I favour 'snatch' or 'quim'. Mostly because they are never used by dribbling men rubbing their thighs in hopeless want.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,443 ✭✭✭MonstaMash


    I like 'punani' :D


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,584 ✭✭✭ahnowbrowncow


    MonstaMash wrote: »
    I like 'punani' :D

    What about front bottom?


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 4,916 ✭✭✭shopaholic01


    What about front bottom?
    Oh sweet Jesus.

    That's not what I call it now, it's just my default reaction to someone using that term.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 653 ✭✭✭Aphex


    So, what does Gee mean in America? :confused:


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,659 ✭✭✭ollaetta


    There's a stain remover in Germany called DiDi Seven. Between that and Tide you'd be all sorted.
    I'd be wary of this stuff though!


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 653 ✭✭✭Aphex


    Muise... wrote: »
    I favour 'snatch' or 'quim'. Mostly because they are never used by dribbling men rubbing their thighs in hopeless want.

    Ewww!! They are disgusting words to describe your cum bucket! :pac:

    Sorry :o


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 9,034 ✭✭✭Ficheall


    What about front bottom?
    I was out in Dublin for dinner with a friend over Christmas, and there were a group of old women at the table next to ours, and I don't know where they heard the term, but they were discussing whether or not they had "front bums".
    Put me right off my dinner.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 4,916 ✭✭✭shopaholic01


    Aphex wrote: »
    So, what does Gee mean in America? :confused:
    I think it's the karate oufit - sorry I don't know what it's called here.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 653 ✭✭✭Aphex


    I think it's the karate oufit - sorry I don't know what it's called here.

    I see, thanks :) She did have a dingy gee in fairness.


  • Registered Users Posts: 2,129 ✭✭✭LenaClaire


    It is actually Gi. For Karate, you wear a karategi and for Judo, you wear a judogi.

    It is the formal Japanese name for the uniform.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 653 ✭✭✭Aphex


    LenaClaire wrote: »
    It is actually Gi. For Karate, you wear a karategi and for Judo, you wear a judogi.

    It is the formal Japanese name for the uniform.

    I know :)


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 4,916 ✭✭✭shopaholic01


    Ficheall wrote: »
    I was out in Dublin for dinner with a friend over Christmas, and there were a group of old women at the table next to ours, and I don't know where they heard the term, but they were discussing whether or not they had "front bums".
    Put me right off my dinner.
    A gentleman would have offered to check for the poor dears.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 9,622 ✭✭✭Ruu


    4GEE is superfast. Strap in. I'd love to be strapped in 4GEE!


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 5,628 ✭✭✭Femme_Fatale


    I like to call it my cooch, in a southern gentleman kinda accent.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 9,034 ✭✭✭Ficheall


    I like to call it my cooch, in a southern gentleman kinda accent.

    I read that as Scottish and found it more entertaining.
    "Hamish, where did you put the tv remote??"


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 10,046 ✭✭✭✭cena




  • Closed Accounts Posts: 5,628 ✭✭✭Femme_Fatale


    Ficheall wrote: »
    I read that as Scottish and found it more entertaining.
    "Hamish, where did you put the tv remote??"
    The furry pouch they wear is called a sporran apparently.


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,443 ✭✭✭MonstaMash


    Aphex wrote: »
    So, what does Gee mean in America? :confused:
    The 'gi' referred to in the add is an abbreviation of 'uwagi', 'uwa' means upper & 'gi' means clothes/dress.

    It refers to 'Keikogi' which is the uniform used for training in martial arts derived from Japan.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 4,986 ✭✭✭Ihatecuddles


    I looked so immature watching UFC1. 'He's grabbed him by the gi!! His gi is open'

    I could not stop laughing!


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,079 ✭✭✭Reindeer


    I'd wash her gee with my tide(ETA - the mother's, that is - you sick bastards)


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 4,512 ✭✭✭Muise...


    I once met a French fellow called Guy. "Enchanté, je suis gee," said he. I managed to keep a straight face as he kissed both cheeks, as it's Dublin slang so I didn't grow up giggling at it.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 653 ✭✭✭Aphex


    Muise... wrote: »
    I once met a French fellow called Guy. "Enchanté, je suis gee," said he. I managed to keep a straight face as he kissed both cheeks, as it's Dublin slang so I didn't grow up giggling at it.

    I bet that's not all that he kissed the dirty little fecker!!


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 4,512 ✭✭✭Muise...


    Aphex wrote: »
    I bet that's not all that he kissed the dirty little fecker!!

    Why would you bet about something I did/didn't do? Je n'avais pas besoin de Tide. Pay up!


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 653 ✭✭✭Aphex


    Muise... wrote: »
    Why would you bet about something I did/didn't do? Je n'avais pas besoin de Tide. Pay up!

    What's French for "I'll sort you out next Tuesday"?


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 4,512 ✭✭✭Muise...


    Aphex wrote: »
    What's French for "I'll sort you out next Tuesday"?

    Je vous compenserai mardi prochain. Bet you didn't really want to know that though. :p


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,443 ✭✭✭MonstaMash


    Aphex wrote: »
    What's French for "I'll sort you out next Tuesday"?
    Je vous compenserai Mardi prochain ;)


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 653 ✭✭✭Aphex


    Muise... wrote: »
    Je vous compenserai mardi prochain. Bet you didn't really want to know that though. :p

    I did want to know. We are officially quits :cool:


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 653 ✭✭✭Aphex


    MonstaMash wrote: »
    Je vous compenserai Mardi prochain ;)

    How many languages do you know? :eek:


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,443 ✭✭✭MonstaMash


    Aphex wrote: »
    How many languages do you know? :eek:
    Three so far ;)


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,829 ✭✭✭Nemeses


    Aphex wrote: »
    How many languages do you know? :eek:

    I know as many as Google will translate them for me..


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 653 ✭✭✭Aphex


    MonstaMash wrote: »
    Three so far ;)

    Impressive ;)


  • Posts: 31,118 ✭✭✭✭ [Deleted User]


    Do lads use Omo?
    Back in the day, the unfaithful wife used to put a packet of OMO on the window sill to alert the lover that the "Old Man was Out".


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