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Durex strangehold on Irish market (& my d**k)

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  • #52
    teatreeshamble
    Registered Users Posts: 44 ✭teatreeshamble


    Jacks Smirking Revenge wrote: »
    Its going to be an interesting prison thread when/if the OP gets banned.

    I don't see how. I'm not being inflammatory and there's SFA resources online dealing with this topic.


  • #53
    lkionm
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,407 ✭✭✭lkionm


    Cum on guys, he just needs a hand.
    No need to be so sucky about it.

    He needs to get something off his chest and I'm sure Lucyfur can help.


  • #54
    Boombastic
    Closed Accounts Posts: 6,496 ✭✭✭Boombastic


    dttq wrote: »
    What makes you so cock sure of yourself then?

    Don't be a langer, the guy needs something on the schlanger


  • #55
    dttq
    Closed Accounts Posts: 381 ✭✭dttq


    Brutal Deluxe wrote: »

    If only the little man was hard enough to stand to attention. Even when he is, you still can't notice him.

    If you call him, he will come


  • #56
    Zillah
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 17,371 ✭✭✭✭Zillah


    You might have a large penis but you will always be the kind of person that went onto the internet to brag about it.


  • #57
    dttq
    Closed Accounts Posts: 381 ✭✭dttq


    Boombastic wrote: »

    Don't be a langer, the guy needs something on the schlanger

    Hes a cock of the walk sort alright


  • #58
    Annasopra
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 41,103 ✭✭✭✭Annasopra


    Don't move to Georgia OP

    http://dfwatch.net/georgia-makes-it-illegal-to-sell-condoms-that-enhance-pleasure-28849

    It was so much easier to blame it on Them. It was bleakly depressing to think that They were Us. If it was Them, then nothing was anyone's fault. If it was us, what did that make Me? After all, I'm one of Us. I must be. I've certainly never thought of myself as one of Them. No one ever thinks of themselves as one of Them. We're always one of Us. It's Them that do the bad things.

    Terry Pratchet



  • #59
    teatreeshamble
    Registered Users Posts: 44 ✭teatreeshamble


    Zillah wrote: »
    You might have a large penis but you will always be the kind of person that went onto the internet to brag about it.

    You got me.
    I plan to shows girls this thread in clubs in the hope they'll go home with me.

    Well done Nancy Drew. You've solved the case.


  • #60
    lkionm
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,407 ✭✭✭lkionm


    My willy is probably average.
    What does that make me?


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  • #61
    Boombastic
    Closed Accounts Posts: 6,496 ✭✭✭Boombastic


    dttq wrote: »
    Hes a cock of the walk sort alright

    It must be hard for him


  • #62
    dttq
    Closed Accounts Posts: 381 ✭✭dttq


    Zillah wrote: »
    You might have a large penis but you will always be the kind of person that went onto the internet to brag about it.

    He's just a little cocky, that's all


  • #63
    .Henry Sellers.
    Registered Users Posts: 567 ✭✭✭.Henry Sellers.


    Wow Condoms, What will they think of next!


  • #64
    Hardonraging
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,641 ✭✭✭Hardonraging


    lkionm wrote: »
    My willy is probably average.
    What does that make me?

    When you grow up, awesome !!


  • #65
    dttq
    Closed Accounts Posts: 381 ✭✭dttq


    Boombastic wrote: »

    It must be hard for him

    Ah well, easy come, easy go


  • #66
    Bruthal
    Closed Accounts Posts: 13,422 ✭✭✭✭Bruthal


    teatreeshamble wrote: »
    You got me.
    I plan to shows girls this lad in clubs in the hope they'll go home with me.

    You should show them this thread


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  • #67
    sfwcork
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 1,203 ✭✭✭sfwcork


    Op needs them for a posh w@nk


  • #68
    Boombastic
    Closed Accounts Posts: 6,496 ✭✭✭Boombastic


    dttq wrote: »
    Ah well, easy come, easy go

    If this condom deal looks any way dodgy, I hope he pulls out before he's shafted


  • #69
    teatreeshamble
    Registered Users Posts: 44 ✭teatreeshamble


    robbie7730 wrote: »
    You should show them this thread

    Good job with the copy and paste.
    Very witty.


  • #70
    dttq
    Closed Accounts Posts: 381 ✭✭dttq


    Boombastic wrote: »

    If this condom deal looks any way dodgy, I hope he pulls out before he's shafted

    It's a stiff deal alright


  • #71
    Lucyfur
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 32,513 ✭✭✭✭Lucyfur


    Hardonraging wrote: »
    Infairness i have seen your boobs ... up close ... kinda, and they are quite lovely ...


    This point was going some where ... ummm boobs .. durex hold the market here simply due to the average sizing i'd say...

    Well, they're so big, it doesn't matter where you are, you're always next to them.


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  • #72
    Jacks Smirking Revenge
    Registered Users Posts: 337 ✭✭Jacks Smirking Revenge


    Cum on people these puns are getting reDickulous


  • #73
    Annasopra
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 41,103 ✭✭✭✭Annasopra


    lkionm wrote: »
    My willy is probably average.
    What does that make me?

    14

    It was so much easier to blame it on Them. It was bleakly depressing to think that They were Us. If it was Them, then nothing was anyone's fault. If it was us, what did that make Me? After all, I'm one of Us. I must be. I've certainly never thought of myself as one of Them. No one ever thinks of themselves as one of Them. We're always one of Us. It's Them that do the bad things.

    Terry Pratchet



  • #74
    Aidric
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 13,591 ✭✭✭✭Aidric


    Julianne Moore reacts to the OP.

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jP9IOsdeO2s


  • #75
    dttq
    Closed Accounts Posts: 381 ✭✭dttq


    Lucyfur wrote: »

    Well, they're so big,

    Im so glad u came along


  • #76
    dttq
    Closed Accounts Posts: 381 ✭✭dttq


    Jacks Smirking Revenge wrote: »
    Cum on people these puns are getting reDickulous

    It's all just a bit of stand up comedy


  • #77
    TeddyTedson
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 10,758 ✭✭✭✭TeddyTedson


    Lol, this thread is ridickulous

    Go to PI with this OP. Some of us are biggers dicks than you could possibly fathom.


  • #78
    Jacks Smirking Revenge
    Registered Users Posts: 337 ✭✭Jacks Smirking Revenge


    dttq wrote: »
    It's all just a bit of stand up comedy

    Not sure if you're being sarcastic or if you missed the irony of my post...


  • #79
    Where To
    Closed Accounts Posts: 5,455 ✭✭✭Where To


    Thread is making me feel inadequate.:(


  • #80
    Hardonraging
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,641 ✭✭✭Hardonraging


    TeddyTedson wrote: »
    Lol, this thread is ridickulous


    Teddy, No !! take your waxed pecks and blurred penis out of here immediately, it's way to unsavoury content for you to be near!!


  • #81
    Bruthal
    Closed Accounts Posts: 13,422 ✭✭✭✭Bruthal


    teatreeshamble wrote: »
    Good job with the copy and paste.
    No copy and pasting involved.
    Very witty.
    Gee, thanks


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  • #82
    TeddyTedson
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 10,758 ✭✭✭✭TeddyTedson


    Hardonraging wrote: »
    Teddy, No !! take your waxed pecks and blurred penis out of here immediately, it's way to unsavoury content for you to be near!!
    :p This is one Teddy who unfortunately is follically challenged, well on my body at least.
    Sorry, I just have to make that clear!


  • #83
    pom pom snaz peeler
    Registered Users Posts: 75 ✭✭pom pom snaz peeler


    Lucyfur wrote: »
    Well, they're so big, it doesn't matter where you are, you're always next to them.

    i think im sitting beside them right now..... either that or a pair of Zeppelins!


  • #84
    Boombastic
    Closed Accounts Posts: 6,496 ✭✭✭Boombastic


    It's quite a head to head, it's brought me to my knees


  • #85
    skyfall2012
    Registered Users Posts: 409 ✭✭skyfall2012


    teatreeshamble wrote: »
    So, Durex seems to have a monopoly on condoms in Ireland. Unfortunately, their range sucks if you are bigger than average. Not knowing any better, it's taken me a few years to realise that my mickey shouldn't feel like it's being strangled.

    For anybody else who find regular condoms too tight, this site lets you put in length & girth and find the right condom:
    [Spent hours searching but not even the condom makers will recommend anything]

    http://condomerie.com/condooms-op-maat

    Standard condom width is made for 52mm.
    Bigger sizes go up to 64mm.

    *To those who say "it's one size fits all" - you're wrong.

    I think I might finally have penis envy!


  • #86
    dttq
    Closed Accounts Posts: 381 ✭✭dttq


    skyfall2012 wrote: »

    I think I might finally have penis envy!

    Of a 6mm x 7mm?


  • #87
    teatreeshamble
    Registered Users Posts: 44 ✭teatreeshamble


    dttq wrote: »
    Of a 6mm x 7mm?

    en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Inch?explain inch notation to a ****ing idiot


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