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Fake Tan on de Wimminz

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  • #102
    Ryan!
    Closed Accounts Posts: 156 ✭✭Ryan!


    It looks rotten, and it smells like shíte.

    The end.


  • #103
    Abi
    Closed Accounts Posts: 22,058 ✭✭✭✭Abi


    I'm not a fan of fake tan, and certainly wouldn't wear it on nights out. I've seen girls out wearing it and they go so far away from their own skin colour it just looks ridiculous. It looks really tacky when its patchy.

    The only time I've ever worn it was to attend weddings etc., and I had it done professionally and as close to my own skin colour as possible.


  • #104
    sam34
    Closed Accounts Posts: 8,073 ✭✭✭sam34


    i've never used it and never will

    i think it looks dirty and skanky, and whenever i see women wearing it i want to tell them to go for a shower and get clean


  • #105
    MickShamrock
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,442 ✭✭✭MickShamrock


    Horrible.


  • #106
    Dravokivich
    Moderators, Category Moderators, Music Moderators, Politics Moderators, Society & Culture Moderators Posts: 22,360 CMod ✭✭✭✭Dravokivich


    starbelgrade wrote: »
    What's your opinion on it.. does it make the Irish lassies look more attractive on a night out, or just look like Oompa-loompas?

    Was in donnington over the weekend and all the young'uns that had fake tan on looked like they shat themselves bad...


  • #107
    HalloweenJack
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,259 ✭✭✭HalloweenJack


    It looks terrible. I hate it.

    I make it a point of mine to slag girls who wear the Tango/Oompa Loompa style fake tans. What is their reasoning for wearing it?

    What I find is the worst is when girls go out in the middle of December with the fake tan caked onto themselves.

    Two reasons why:
    1. It looks terrible.
    2. Even if the tan looked anyway near real, FFS, it's December! Nobody in Ireland get's a tan in December!


  • #108
    GirlOfGlass
    Registered Users Posts: 550 ✭✭✭GirlOfGlass


    It's always girls like this. So no!

    And the type that wear leggings as trousers too.


  • #109
    Barna77
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,272 ✭✭✭Barna77


    Picture it. I walking up Grafton St with my mates a few weeks ago. We were talking, some sh1te I guess, and suddenly I was speechless when i saw this girl walking down the street. The first thing that came to my mind was this...

    http://www.comicbookmovie.com/images/uploads/bastard.jpg

    :D

    The colour of her skin ffs... :eek:

    I saw once a girl with 3 different skin colours :D


  • #110
    Tail Wagger
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 670 ✭✭✭Tail Wagger


    Capt'n Midnight wrote: »
    I'm finding it hard to decide between options 2 and 4

    Fake Tan on Women...

    - Looks good (I'm a man)
    - Oompa Loompa Lumpedy Doo (I'm a man)
    - Looks good (I'm a woman)
    - Oompa Loompa Lumpedy Doo (I'm a man)
    - Atari Jaffa Cakes


    No 4, I'm a friend of the other man? in no 2?


  • #111
    Thomas828
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,492 ✭✭✭Thomas828


    In London we've got people of just about every hue, from white as a ghost to black as the ace of spades. Maybe I'm just not as observant as most people but I don't get bothered when I meet a woman with fake tan. In fact I hardly ever notice.


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  • #112
    Genrikh Yagoda
    Closed Accounts Posts: 56 ✭✭Genrikh Yagoda


    No offence to any woman who use fake tan but it looks ridiculous, you can always tell and you have to wonder why a girl wants to alter her skin colour in the first place by artificial means, go all natural with a little bit of make up, it's the best:cool:

    What really gets guys is perfume imo, when you get that hint of perfume standing next to a woman on a night out or whatever it instantly draws you in, you soon come to associate the scent with the girl, it's hard to explain but that's what I like most:pac::pac::p


  • #113
    Dudess
    Closed Accounts Posts: 37,214 ✭✭✭✭Dudess


    Genrikh Yagoda wrote: »
    No offence to any woman who use fake tan but it looks ridiculous, you can always tell
    No ya can't! :pac:


  • #114
    ham_n_mustard
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 641 ✭✭✭ham_n_mustard


    Girls, ye look way better looking like this rather than looking like this

    honestly, wearing the orange doesnt make you look healthy, it makes ye look like a walking dirty protest. and dont believe the "if its done right" thing, even if its evenly applied its still looks fake and glaringly so.

    Ladies of Boards, enjoy your pale blue hue, celebrate those freckles.

    Be pale, be proud


  • #115
    [Deleted User]
    Posts: 0 ✭ [Deleted User]


    I can always tell when someone's wearing fake tan. It looks like you've smeared a #7 on the Bristol Stool Scale all over yourself, with the most congealed and streaky bits near your extremities and over your hands. The mere sight of it makes me want to vomit. I cannot believe people who wear it truly believe it enhances how they look. :pac:


  • #116
    Butch Cassidy
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,409 ✭✭✭Butch Cassidy


    I hate it too myself. It's very very unnatractive along with the overkill of makeup.

    I actually like Irish-looking women. Either pale-ish skin with some colour or freckles- there's a difference between tan and having a bit of colour in you. It'd be great if so many women would stop trying to look like this fake American look like the one GirlOfGlass linked to.


  • #117
    Sharpshooter
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 31,859 ✭✭✭✭Sharpshooter


    Abigayle wrote: »
    The only time I've ever worn it was to attend weddings etc., and I had it done professionally and as close to my own skin colour as possible.

    That's when it looks well on someone, it's fake but it looks natural.


  • #118
    rossie1977
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 11,365 ✭✭✭✭rossie1977


    Dravokivich wrote: »
    Was in donnington over the weekend and all the young'uns that had fake tan on looked like they shat themselves bad...

    the funniest thing was on the sunday about 4pm when the rain started, everywhere you looked the fake tan was washing off them, lol, wouldn't mind had they gone without they would have got a good tan on the friday/saturday as those two days had plenty of sun, i nearly boiled in the pit during the megadeth set


  • #119
    _MadRa_
    Registered Users Posts: 81 ✭✭_MadRa_


    "Is It Cuz I Is Black?"


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