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Man chops off his own manhood

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  • 23-10-2014 9:47pm
    #1
    MonsterCookie
    Registered Users Posts: 957 ✭✭✭


    From the Mirrror...

    http://www.irishmirror.ie/news/weird-news/man-cut-manhood-threw-bin-4493116

    "A Macedonian man chopped off his penis and threw it in the bin after he was dumped by his girlfriend for his lack of bedroom skills.

    The man told medics he felt his small-sized penis was to blame for the split.

    And, he said, as it was useless he decided to cut it off.

    Oliver Ilic, 22, had called medics after he could not stop the bleeding.

    And the jilted lover was taken on a stretcher in bloodstained jeans to hospital in the eastern town of Kocani.

    Police searched his house and discovered the severed organ in a bin after it had been cut off with a single swipe from a razor blade."

    Jaysus, the poor fecker. According to the article, surgeons were able to reattach it but it's too early to say whether the penis would function again.

    What would drive someone to do this!?


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    #2
    Faith+1
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    Ouch!


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    One eyed Jack
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    MonsterCookie wrote: »
    What would drive someone to do this!?


    This, I suppose -

    The man told medics he felt his small-sized penis was to blame for the split.

    And, he said, as it was useless he decided to cut it off.


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    MonsterCookie
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    One eyed Jack wrote: »
    This, I suppose -

    Yeah, I read the article too...but it doesn't really explain to me. Loads of men have hang ups about their manhood...


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    #5
    Talib Fiasco
    Closed Accounts Posts: 6,428 ✭✭✭Talib Fiasco


    Wanna know how I got an 8 inch penis?

    I cut it in half.


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    degsie
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    He could have fed it to the dog instead of just throwing it in the bin ffs, d1ckless tw4t...


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    wretcheddomain
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    What a d*ckhead!


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    [Deleted User]
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    This isn't about that guy from the Bored thread that was closed?

    Guess he really was bored!


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    One eyed Jack
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    MonsterCookie wrote: »
    Yeah, I read the article too...but it doesn't really explain to me. Loads of men have hang ups about their manhood...


    Not any more! :pac:

    Ah no, genuine answer - frustration, pure and simple, utter frustration. It can make you do things in the heat of the moment that of course you can come to regret later, but by then it may be too late to undo the damage.


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    Talib Fiasco
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    degsie wrote: »
    He could have fed it to the dog instead of just throwing it in the bin.

    Probably a bad source of protein considering his ex girlfriend said it was crap


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    Slicemeister
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    Can you not bleed to death at that craic?


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    wazky
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    Slicemeister wrote: »
    Can you not bleed to death at that craic?

    I thought he cut his lad off, not his arsehole.


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    The Diabolical Monocle
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 2,618 ✭✭✭The Diabolical Monocle


    Cutting off the cock to spite the balls.


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    MetalDog
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    I guess he wasn't able to take it any longer.


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    Slicemeister
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    wazky wrote: »
    I thought he cut his lad off, not his arsehole.

    That's crack you're thinking of. As in arse-crack.


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    Laois6556
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    Deleted User wrote: »
    This isn't about that guy from the Bored thread that was closed?

    Guess he really was bored!

    No, I put mine in a blender, was sore but it tastes good.


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    gerard_65
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    wretcheddomain wrote: »
    What a d*ckhead!
    Not anymore:pac:


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    K4t
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    I've considered doing it myself recently but not for the same reasons. Obviously it's something you'd regret immediately but sometimes our thoughts can overwhelm us. He probably needs some counselling.


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    cloud493
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    K4t wrote: »
    I've considered doing it myself recently but not for the same reasons. Obviously it's something you'd regret immediately but sometimes our thoughts can overwhelm us. He probably needs some counselling.

    You considered cutting your dick off? :confused:


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    K4t
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    cloud493 wrote: »
    You considered cutting your dick off? :confused:
    Briefly.


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    MonsterCookie
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    K4t wrote: »
    I've considered doing it myself recently but not for the same reasons. Obviously it's something you'd regret immediately but sometimes our thoughts can overwhelm us. He probably needs some counselling.


    I'm sure you're right about the counselling...if he didn't need it before the incident, he most certainly will now.

    Hope you're doing ok K4t.


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    Reggie.
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    Well that escalated quickly :rolleyes:




    Idiot


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    #23
    vicwatson
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    Why the hell didn't he just respond to that "need a bigger penis" email ffs?


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    AMKC
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    Ms


    Well if it was no good before its not gona be any better now. Cutting it of was just stupid he should have just left her and found a women who would appreciate what he had. Its not all just about whats between your legs and size. How you are as a person matters too and how you use what you have also matters.
    Of course if his re-attached penis turns out not too function and so be useless he could always consider having a sex change lol. He is still young and has basically started the op himself lol.

    Live long and Prosper

    Peace and long life.



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    vicwatson
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    Reggie. wrote: »
    Well that escalated quickly :rolleyes:


    Pity his mickey didn't then he wouldn't have lost his girlfriend and had to cut it off when she dumped him:p


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    dmc17
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    MetalDog wrote: »
    I guess he wasn't able to take it any longer.

    And she was!


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    mackg
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    Come to think of it , I heard of this girl who slit her wrists after her boyfriend dumped her. It was just as hilarious as this.


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    #28
    MonsterCookie
    Registered Users Posts: 957 ✭✭✭MonsterCookie


    mackg wrote: »
    Come to think of it , I heard of this girl who slit her wrists after her boyfriend dumped her. It was just as hilarious as this.

    Thank you...just what I was thinking. Self harm is not something to joke about IMO...


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    #29
    Larianne
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    I was watching a programme today where they were discussing penis sizes, what the average size is etc.

    The doctor was saying how when guys get glimpses of other men's penises/penii(?) say when at the urinals, that looking at them sideways looks bigger than looking down at it from above.
    The doctor said the average size is 5-6 inches, and added that anything over 3 inches is normal.

    She also stated that men were way more hung up about the size of the penis than women were.

    The guy who cut off his penis was probably shíte at foreplay and had nothing to do with the penis size. What a stupid thing to do!!


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    Cupcake_Crisis
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    Bit dramatic really. He should have just upped his.....other skills and the gf would have been a happy lady.


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    Shakespeare's Sister
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    I feel sorry for the guy - he obviously has psychological issues to resort to something as horrific as that.
    Why is it that being bad in bed is only blamed on one person? There's a pair of them in it, it shouldn't just be one party's responsibility.


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