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What was your favourite car you ever owned.

Lockstep wrote: »

I've never owned a car. I have a Yamaha virago motorbike though.

How old were you when you got the shift first?

12

how old were u when u lost ur viginity?

beks101 wrote: »

My toes are perfectly formed, thanks.

Would you rather have no arms or no legs?

no arms, I retain my height but no masturbation


My net has been gone all weekend, how much would you be panicking in my situation?

LizzieJones wrote: »

Peaches.

What is your favourite time of day?

Dinner Time.

Savile or Glitter?

Autonomous Cowherd wrote: »

Peaches. Hard to get a ripe melon these days.

Who do you shout at to unblock the toilet?

Whichever sister blocked it.

Have you ever made slept with someone behind your gf's or bf's back?

CJC999 wrote: »

No. They were facing me at this time.

If you could travel to one place in time and remain there forever, what year would you travel to and why?

Roman Times (as a roman, preferably wealthy) because of the education i would hold over most of the worlds population and my ability to roughly predict the future, i could potential take over the empire and expand it drastically

Have you ever felt your dreams of becoming something were slipping away?

eisenberg1 wrote: »

No

If you met strangers in a bar, and attended a party in a hotel room, and when you wake the following morning, you have a condom hanging from your ass, would you tell anyone?

if it was't consensual I might have to tell the guards


do you care about health?

Renegade Mechanic wrote: »

Eh, far less than I should.

Have you ever done over 300kph?

only in games

what's the most interesting thing you saw today?

Renegade Mechanic wrote: »

A bird in the garage roof feeding its young. (Slow day:o)

How much tea do you drink?

5 cups a day

How many faps a day is your record?

Garth Brooks.

You are wearing runners and tracksuit ends to an interview. This establishment frowns upon visible tattoos, is that a vagina on your neck? Do even own a suit? Actually this interview is over, get out of my office you filthy little wretch and take your ugly mewling child with you. Security! !!!

No.

Whats the most evil thing you have ever done?

ewinslet wrote: »

Deliberately wrote down the wrong answers to a test when I knew my dumb ass friend was copying off me.

Do you ever worry that no amount of masturbation/sex will satisfy you completely?

i like to think of it like hunger...you can only ever satisfy it temporarily...

whats your deepest secret?