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NZ pub serves Horse Semen to customers

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  • 03-07-2011 4:53pm
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    Closed Accounts Posts: 590 ✭✭✭


    Forget Shnapps or Jagerbombs, Horse Jizz is where its at in one NZ pub! :D;)
    The pic that accompanies said article is quite amusing!
    A pub in Wellington, New Zealand, has caused quite a stir after it decided to serve apple-flavored horse semen shots to its customers.

    Steven Drummond, co-owner of the Green Man Pub, in Wellington, was looking for a new drink as the entry for the nationwide 14th annual Monteith’s Beer & Wild Food Challenge, when he realized the sperm harvested from a nearby Christchurch stallion farm would make a fine choice. Add some apple flavor and voila, you have the most disgusting shot ever served in a bar. And the weirdest thing is people actually pay big money to try it. If someone paid you to drink horse semen, I’d (kind of) understand, but when you’re the one paying $20 for a shot of the stuff, you have a problem.

    According to Green Man Pub chef, Jason Varley, the horse semen drink known as “Hoihoi tatea” is particularly preferred by the female clientele. Most ladies down the stuff and afterwards make jokes about going home and getting their husbands to eat grass, or about the possibility of their children being born with long faces. Varley admits he tried horse semen himself and claims it tastes “ok”, “like custard”, but says it’s not very popular with men, in general.

    Despite possible health benefits of drinking sperm, like boosted testosterone levels due to the DHEA hormone, none of the customers who tried Hoihoi tatea came back for seconds. The Green Man staff actually advise customers to drink the shot in one gulp, instead of trying to sip it like a delicious cocktail.


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 449 ✭✭Emiko


    I wonder if he'll pull it off.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 4,205 ✭✭✭Benny_Cake


    It probably still tastes better than Budweiser though.


  • Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 406 ✭✭FesterBeatty


    Cum for the shots
    Stay for the beer


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 2,494 ✭✭✭citizen_p


    I would definitly say Nay! to that


  • Registered Users Posts: 5,818 ✭✭✭donvito99


    AH would be nothing without painful puns


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  • Registered Users Posts: 9,233 ✭✭✭sdanseo


    Emiko wrote: »
    I wonder if he'll pull it off.

    Clearly he did, I mean, I don't think there's a machine for milking that stuff ;)


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 17,689 ✭✭✭✭OutlawPete


    It's damn expensive, sure wouldn't like to be with a load of people and get saddled with the bill.


  • Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 406 ✭✭FesterBeatty


    That story is definitely true anyway! Afterall, it did cum from the horses mouth


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 5,813 ✭✭✭themadchef


    "According to Green Man Pub chef, Jason Varley, the horse semen drink known as “Hoihoi tatea” is particularly preferred by the female clientele. Most ladies down the stuff and afterwards make jokes about going home and getting their husbands to eat grass, or about the possibility of their children being born with long faces"

    Yup, mad for the auld semen we are. Why did no one think of this before? Red bull and spunk bar man please. Freshly squeezed mind you :eek:

    \ Licks lips


  • Registered Users Posts: 1,789 ✭✭✭BEASTERLY


    That story is definitely true anyway! Afterall, it did cum from the horses mouth

    Not the best at biology were you?


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 5,813 ✭✭✭themadchef


    BEASTERLY wrote: »
    Not the best at biology were you?

    Hey, maybe there's a bit of kink going on there...

    With a user name like yours i thought you'd have at least imagined all possibilities ;)


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 2,822 ✭✭✭iPlop


    Jesus what next? I don't think drinking spunk would be my cup of tea spunk. Even if I had the balls to try it ,I'd be gagging all over the place.


    It's no different than the barman himself blowing his load in a shot glass and putting some lime cordial into it.


  • Registered Users Posts: 1,789 ✭✭✭BEASTERLY


    themadchef wrote: »
    Hey, maybe there's a bit of kink going on there...

    With a user name like yours i thought you'd have at least imagined all possibilities ;)

    Metaphorical internet awkward silence...


  • Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 406 ✭✭FesterBeatty


    BEASTERLY wrote: »
    That story is definitely true anyway! Afterall, it did cum from the horses mouth

    Not the best at biology were you?

    I saw your sister with a mouthful of it last night - i naturally assumed thats where it comes from ... Excuse the pun!


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 5,813 ✭✭✭themadchef


    Jesus what next? I don't think drinking spunk would be my cup of tea spunk. Even if I had the balls to try it ,I'd be gagging all over the place.


    Imagine the horror of swallowing that stuff :D:p

    That'll teach me to read AH before service, coffee stain on my nice white jacket :D


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 3,439 ✭✭✭Kevin Duffy


    All the slagging of Marc Almond for that rumour, now people are paying for it. 's a funny old world.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 590 ✭✭✭SparkyTech


    Hay! The horse has neeeeeiigggheeed all over itself :D:o


  • Registered Users Posts: 770 ✭✭✭sgb


    Don't think it will catch on over here, Guiness and cum shots, the advertising would be difficult


  • Registered Users Posts: 3,097 ✭✭✭Herb Powell




    It's no different than the barman himself blowing his load in a shot glass and putting some lime cordial into it.
    Yeah it is, cos it's a horse


  • Registered Users Posts: 1,654 ✭✭✭cruiser178


    Jezz I wouldn't kiss herself after iv'e blown my load all over her face never mind drink a shot of horse cum and pay for it, fúckin weirdos.


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 4,094 ✭✭✭jd007


    cruiser178 wrote: »
    Jezz Jizz I wouldn't kiss herself after iv'e blown my load all over her face never mind drink a shot of horse cum and pay for it, fúckin weirdos.

    :pac:


  • Moderators, Recreation & Hobbies Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators, Technology & Internet Moderators Posts: 90,700 Mod ✭✭✭✭Capt'n Midnight


    Who do we know that runs a pub in NZ ?


  • Registered Users Posts: 7,796 ✭✭✭Calibos


    This is disgusting!!

    We should hold a prostate outside the bar with placards that say 'Down it with that sort of thing'


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 2,822 ✭✭✭iPlop


    Yeah it is, cos it's a horse

    No it's not, it's still cum.


  • Registered Users Posts: 12,386 ✭✭✭✭Mr.Crinklewood


    Wonder if you can pour your own like you can with Pints?

    Four horses at your table, you select your favourite and toss it off into the shot glass.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 2,325 ✭✭✭ItsAWindUp


    I bet it tasted w ank.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 753 ✭✭✭Needler


    Fuck your Gin and Tonic I've a Horse outside


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 3,439 ✭✭✭Kevin Duffy


    Wonder if you can pour your own like you can with Pints?

    Four horses at your table, you select your favourite and toss it off into the shot glass.

    It could be turned into a game, with betting and all, a sort of high stakes soggy biscuit.


  • Registered Users Posts: 12,386 ✭✭✭✭Mr.Crinklewood


    It could be turned into a game, with betting and all, a sort of high stakes soggy biscuit.

    Could also incorporate a darts type game.

    Fancy going on Dragons Den to float the idea, failing that Come Dine With Me?


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 3,439 ✭✭✭Kevin Duffy


    Could also incorporate a darts type game.

    Fancy going on Dragons Den to float the idea, failing that Come Dine With Me?

    It involves horse semen. For that reason, I'm out.


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