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What do you consider a 'culchie' to be?

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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,758 ✭✭✭el diablo


    You're a culchie if you eat ham sandwiches and drink tea from a flask out of the boot of your car after a GAA game.

    The idea of someone from Cork calling someone from Roscommon a "culchie" sounds ridiculous to me. If you're from outside Dublin you're a culchie. It doesn't matter if you're from a large town (eg. Cork) or from a pig farm in Leitrim. :)

    We're all in this psy-op together.🤨



  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 453 ✭✭war_child


    Marcusm wrote: »
    Including the populations of Blackrock, Stillorgan, Monkstown abs Dun Laoghaire.


    Oh god now their a special crowd all to themselves they dont fall under the Dubs / culchies category...There the SOCO crowd wer dawdy drives a beemer , and omg they wouldnt be cawght dead anywer but lillies on sawturday night , remember my omg, permatan,big hair georgia salpa crowd NO CARBS BEFORE MARBS lmao


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,019 ✭✭✭carlmango11


    'London Town' -a particular suburb of London. The town, or London Town, is also a nickname used for the city of London.

    Not sure that's right. If "London Town" does refer to the City of London then it's wrong to call it a suburb - it's far from it.

    From the Wikipedia page for "Town":
    For example, Greater London is sometimes referred to colloquially as "London town". (The "City of London" is the historical nucleus, informally known as the "Square Mile", and is administratively separate from the rest of Greater London, while the City of Westminster is also technically a city and is also a London borough)
    Because it depends entirely on your definition of what qualifies as a "city". We are, as you said, a small country of 4.5 million people, therefore any large urban area (100,000+ people) could reasonable be called a city by our standards. Depending on the comparative population of other, larger nations however Dublin could be categorised similarly to how you categorise Cork and Limerick, hence my comparison of Dublin to Melbourne. I thought it was a fairly obvious point but I guess I wasn't clear enough the first time round.

    I confess I also find Dublin-centric attitudes amusing having lived abroad in much larger cities.

    I think most people don't view of city as a political or administrative status. Most (including myself) would use "city" as a term for a place where it's very busy, big old buildings, lots going on, has its own motorways, its own public transport system/companies, loads of different businesses and corporations operating from it, loads of different suburbs with different characteristics, always-busy central areas, large well-known universities etc etc.

    It's hard to pinpoint what exactly it is but it's just that vibe you get off a city as opposed to a town. Personally I find Dublin has it and the likes of Galway and Cork don't.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,148 ✭✭✭mr_edge_to_you


    a culchie should be defined as:

    person from rural ireland who goes to mcdonalds and cannot grasp the concept that they don't sell snack boxes.

    worked in mcdonalds - it has to been to be beleived.

    do ya have chicken?
    yes, we have a mcchicken sandwich or chicken nuggets
    can i have a snack box with a breast?
    sorry, i'm afraid we don't do snackboxes.
    what?
    we don't sell snackboxes
    would you like a mcchicken sandwich?
    ah....sure....is there onions on that?
    no, there's no onions on it.
    ah, i'll just get a quarter pounder so.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 618 ✭✭✭Carter P Fly


    There's dubs and Cultchies and its got nothing to do with living in a town or city.


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  • Registered Users Posts: 5 Mayo1980


    Im very sick of this ****e talk from soft dublin lads. They are so stuck up themselves and really need a reality check . They think every person who has even seen the countryside is as thick but having being educated in the west . I understand there is a small number of lads who arent the brightest spark s but after witnessing firsthand the Townies of dublin : They were as thick as **** and really i questioned had they are a pair of balls they walked around like 4 queers gossiped about events of the day when they bumped into a few girls from there school I heard screams of omg your hair is amazing i was embarrased to have been a distant relation . When they got home i tried to avoid them for the next day but unfortunatley this was proving to be a diffucult task . When they began to pose in the mirror and upload these self portraits to facebook . my blood boiled inside me . i would loved to have brought them to the bog to foot turf or enjoy the solitude of fencing . as i gladly made my way home from the big capital i Realised that there is little hope for our future . about 6 months later i had almost forgot about the incidents the famous clann arrived as they longed to see these 20 acres which were my pride and joy or as they described the land has the lawn ... the two young lads managed to climb over the gate . the sight of the two of them was appauling they were wearing jeans so tight they would tear your mickey . as they dodged the puddles and ran away from the mountain ewes which they described as ugly lambs .. anyway enough ranting but if i ever here these queers talking ****e about boggers and culchies ill crack up . and this illuision that were unsanitised and smelly is a load a ****e . anyway im proud to be a cultchie but not in a condesending way :D From the other 4 million outside of dublin


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 4,033 ✭✭✭mauzo


    I love any accent that's not a dublin one. I go bat shìt crazy for a nice culchie accent.. I grew up in dublin and I am in love with the city.
    I lived in cork for a few months and think its a lovely place. The bloody hills would kill you though!


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,868 ✭✭✭djflawless


    I thank me stars i can look out any window of my house any time of year and see countryside.and proud not to be from the softer side of ireland, "the pale".where the girls are girly and the lads are worse.and to think most dubs dont believe theres any pub outside the city centre that plays everything along with trad.gob****es!


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 3,298 ✭✭✭Duggys Housemate


    This whole argument is provincial bollocks.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,029 ✭✭✭Rhys Essien


    'London Town' -a particular suburb of London. The town, or London Town, is also a nickname used for the city of London.

    Not sure that's right. If "London Town" does refer to the City of London then it's wrong to call it a suburb - it's far from it.

    From the Wikipedia page for "Town":





    I think most people don't view of city as a political or administrative status. Most (including myself) would use "city" as a term for a place where it's very busy, big old buildings, lots going on, has its own motorways, its own public transport system/companies, loads of different businesses and corporations operating from it, loads of different suburbs with different characteristics, always-busy central areas, large well-known universities etc etc.

    It's hard to pinpoint what exactly it is but it's just that vibe you get off a city as opposed to a town. Personally I find Dublin has it and the likes of Galway and Cork don't.

    Considering you would fit County Dublin in to East Cork,I can safely say that Cork City has its own 'feel' and is very much seperated from the County.You are either from Cork or Cork City.
    Granted its a fairly small city with a Pop.of 200,000(then thats a pretty big town)


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,477 ✭✭✭grenache


    el diablo wrote: »
    The idea of someone from Cork calling someone from Roscommon a "culchie" sounds ridiculous to me. If you're from outside Dublin you're a culchie. It doesn't matter if you're from a large town (eg. Cork) or from a pig farm in Leitrim. :)
    ridiculous. Someone who grows up in an urban environment of a large town or city has little in common with someone who grows up on a farm. Culchie is not a word that has exclusive use and designation by Dubliners.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 12,395 ✭✭✭✭mikemac1


    Doesn't a curry chip, a single, a wan n' wan or a spice burger

    Doesn't appreciate good quality heroin

    Doesn't call national radio stations, name a street and just expect everyone in Ireland where it is.
    RTÉ take blame here also, pure Dub centric. It hasn't snowed in Ireland unless its in Dublin

    Doesn't eat greasy slop such as coddle

    Will travel faithfully to GAA games until the Dubs who think of a trip to Longford as the end of the world. And then bitch and moan why can't all counties come to them, why should Dublin travel!

    Doesn't force the gardaí top brass to delay matches in Croke Park as the Dubs are incapable of leaving the pub and getting there in good time. And then blame public transport???
    People from Mayo and Kerry don't cause delays yet the Dubs manage it :rolleyes:


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 11,906 ✭✭✭✭PhlegmyMoses


    Mayo1980 wrote: »
    Im very sick of this ****e talk from soft dublin lads. They are so stuck up themselves and really need a reality check . They think every person who has even seen the countryside is as thick but having being educated in the west . I understand there is a small number of lads who arent the brightest spark s but after witnessing firsthand the Townies of dublin : They were as thick as **** and really i questioned had they are a pair of balls they walked around like 4 queers gossiped about events of the day when they bumped into a few girls from there school I heard screams of omg your hair is amazing i was embarrased to have been a distant relation . When they got home i tried to avoid them for the next day but unfortunatley this was proving to be a diffucult task . When they began to pose in the mirror and upload these self portraits to facebook . my blood boiled inside me . i would loved to have brought them to the bog to foot turf or enjoy the solitude of fencing . as i gladly made my way home from the big capital i Realised that there is little hope for our future . about 6 months later i had almost forgot about the incidents the famous clann arrived as they longed to see these 20 acres which were my pride and joy or as they described the land has the lawn ... the two young lads managed to climb over the gate . the sight of the two of them was appauling they were wearing jeans so tight they would tear your mickey . as they dodged the puddles and ran away from the mountain ewes which they described as ugly lambs .. anyway enough ranting but if i ever here these queers talking ****e about boggers and culchies ill crack up . and this illuision that were unsanitised and smelly is a load a ****e . anyway im proud to be a cultchie but not in a condesending way :D From the other 4 million outside of dublin
    You're just jealous that you can't wear skinny jeans because you have fat legs.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 40,899 ✭✭✭✭Xavi6


    Mayo1980 wrote: »
    Im very sick of this ****e talk from soft dublin lads. They are so stuck up themselves and really need a reality check . They think every person who has even seen the countryside is as thick but having being educated in the west . I understand there is a small number of lads who arent the brightest spark s but after witnessing firsthand the Townies of dublin : They were as thick as **** and really i questioned had they are a pair of balls they walked around like 4 queers gossiped about events of the day when they bumped into a few girls from there school I heard screams of omg your hair is amazing i was embarrased to have been a distant relation . When they got home i tried to avoid them for the next day but unfortunatley this was proving to be a diffucult task . When they began to pose in the mirror and upload these self portraits to facebook . my blood boiled inside me . i would loved to have brought them to the bog to foot turf or enjoy the solitude of fencing . as i gladly made my way home from the big capital i Realised that there is little hope for our future . about 6 months later i had almost forgot about the incidents the famous clann arrived as they longed to see these 20 acres which were my pride and joy or as they described the land has the lawn ... the two young lads managed to climb over the gate . the sight of the two of them was appauling they were wearing jeans so tight they would tear your mickey . as they dodged the puddles and ran away from the mountain ewes which they described as ugly lambs .. anyway enough ranting but if i ever here these queers talking ****e about boggers and culchies ill crack up . and this illuision that were unsanitised and smelly is a load a ****e . anyway im proud to be a cultchie but not in a condesending way :D From the other 4 million outside of dublin

    Wound up culchies are even funnier than the normal kind.

    Sit back, relax and chew on a turnip buddy.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,733 ✭✭✭Duckworth_Luas


    I live in Dublin and recently had an old British college friend over to visit.

    His overall impression was that it's not unlike a small British city, Bristol for example. Basically a large UK provincial town.

    So more or less Dubliners are British culchies!


  • Registered Users Posts: 155 ✭✭DonnaMarieAva


    I always thought it was someone who had a 'bog' accent. You know, someone who can't pronounce their 'th'. Eg, for this they say dis and for the they say de. I would imagine these people to be born and raised on a farm. I went to school with this girl. I always thought of her as a culchie. She knew of every back road in Tipperary. She knew the names of every roundabout you would meet on your way to Galway!
    Medusa22 wrote: »
    I was born and raised in the city of Cork and I don't consider myself a culchie because I've always lived in a city.

    I've been living in Dublin for a year and it seems that I am considered to be someone who came from the middle of a bog because I am not from Dublin.

    I would also consider Limerick, Waterford and Galway to be cities. I think of the word ''culchie'' as applying to someone who lives in the countryside or a very small village. So, is it just Dubliners who think that all of us outside of Dublin are culchies regardless of where we're from? Let the slagging about Cork begin ;)


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 6,408 ✭✭✭studiorat


    cork is not a ****ing city :/

    there's one city in the republic and it's Dublin. It's also a kip.

    Surely however, you can recognize how somebody growing up in Cork city centre has more in common with somebody from Dublin than with somebody like me who grew up in the countryside?

    I live in Cork. It's full of culchies.

    Culchie = not from Dublin

    Barrack Obama = Culchie.

    Saddam Hussein = ex-Culchie.

    Tallaght = Culchies

    Castleknock = Boarderline Culchies.

    And since the last thread was closed by a suspected Culchie.

    Things Culchies know nothing about redux:

    2. De Flats.

    3. Auld fellas in your local called Cyril.

    4. A one and one.

    5. The long ray.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,758 ✭✭✭el diablo


    studiorat wrote: »
    I live in Cork. It's full of culchies.

    Culchie = not from Dublin

    Barrack Obama = Culchie.

    Saddam Hussein = ex-Culchie.

    Tallaght = Culchies

    Castleknock = Boarderline Culchies.

    And since the last thread was closed by a suspected Culchie.

    Things Culchies know nothing about redux:

    2. De Flats.

    3. Auld fellas in your local called Cyril.

    4. A one and one.

    5. The long ray.


    What the fook is this all about? :confused:

    We're all in this psy-op together.🤨



  • Closed Accounts Posts: 3,528 ✭✭✭foxyboxer


    A culchie is someone who can name a minimum of 10 players from both of their GAA football and hurling teams.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,146 ✭✭✭StephenHendry


    what do londonders call people who live outside london


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,255 ✭✭✭getz


    what do londonders call people who live outside london
    english


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 27,252 ✭✭✭✭stovelid


    foxyboxer wrote: »
    A culchie is someone who has blown s minimum of 10 players from both of their GAA football and hurling teams.

    Fixed.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,146 ✭✭✭StephenHendry


    getz wrote: »
    english

    lol


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 81,220 ✭✭✭✭biko


    what do londonders call people who live outside london
    Actually, I've never heard of a country where the people from the capital have a commonly used word for everyone outside the capital.
    Probably one of those "only in Ireland" things.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 9,875 ✭✭✭John_Rambo


    biko wrote: »
    Actually, I've never heard of a country where the people from the capital have a commonly used word for everyone outside the capital.
    Probably one of those "only in Ireland" things.

    You have been corrected on this before by Homberclog biko.
    Quote:
    Originally Posted by biko viewpost.gif
    I didn't say other countries don't have slagging between city/country (cities everywhere will regard the countryside merely as a supply line of food and workers) - I said HERE it's between Dubs and everyone else, there's even a word for "everyone else" that other countries do not have. Do you understand?

    Nevermind, I don't want to derail thread further.


    Hicks, Bumpkins, redneck (USA). Bazi(I think china), Worzils and lots more(England), Parisians have some word that essentially means paedophile for anyone beyond Paris. Lot's of (every?) country has them.
    I think it's quite the opposite Biko. I get far more grief in rural areas for being a Dub than I've witnessed people from beyond the pale getting stick from Dubs. There'll always be a bit of light hearted argie-bargie however I have witnessed the divide being created with much more menace in rural areas against Dubs than the other way around.
    I've heard people from urban areas outside Dublin calling people culchies. They do it in Cork, well that's where I've come across it. And eh...Jackeen wouldn't be derogatory?


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 4,791 ✭✭✭ash23


    Personally I use Culchie for anyone brought up in a tiny village or in an isolated rural setting, like a farm. Somewhere that has one shop and takes a trek to get there.

    Then I use townies for someone like myself who grew up in a town where there are shops, pubs and houses galore.

    And then there are the city folk which is just self explanatory.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,198 ✭✭✭du Maurier


    what do londonders call people who live outside london

    Cants.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,461 ✭✭✭--Kaiser--


    I hate the term 'culchie', it's so demeaning, I prefer to be called a 'muck savage'


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 81,220 ✭✭✭✭biko


    John_Rambo wrote: »
    You have been corrected on this before by Homberclog biko.
    Quote:
    Originally Posted by biko viewpost.gif
    I didn't say other countries don't have slagging between city/country (cities everywhere will regard the countryside merely as a supply line of food and workers) - I said HERE it's between Dubs and everyone else, there's even a word for "everyone else" that other countries do not have. Do you understand?

    Nevermind, I don't want to derail thread further.


    Hicks, Bumpkins, redneck (USA). Bazi(I think china), Worzils and lots more(England), Parisians have some word that essentially means paedophile for anyone beyond Paris. Lot's of (every?) country has them.
    I think it's quite the opposite Biko. I get far more grief in rural areas for being a Dub than I've witnessed people from beyond the pale getting stick from Dubs. There'll always be a bit of light hearted argie-bargie however I have witnessed the divide being created with much more menace in rural areas against Dubs than the other way around.
    I've heard people from urban areas outside Dublin calling people culchies. They do it in Cork, well that's where I've come across it. And eh...Jackeen wouldn't be derogatory?
    Thanks, the quote is a bit messed up so I can' find the actual post you're referring to.

    Rednecks, hicks and similar in US are only for rural farmers whereas culchie seems to mean essentially "non Dub" including people from smaller cities too.
    Interesting about the French similarity but they use a few words:
    A "paysan" is someone who basically works with the land (or cattle). People who simply live in the countryside ("la campagne") could be called "campagnards", but more generally, as you say, they are part of "la Province" (= not Paris+suburbs), and therefore would be called "des provinciaux".


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 2,117 ✭✭✭Defiler Of The Coffin


    Read the following in the Mayo News. Do ye think these boys count as culchies?
    A FEW years back an entourage from this region went on a loose enough sightseeing mission to New York. There was little by way of pre-planning put into the trip and their interest in The Big Apple was confined mainly to the Irish bars around Queens and The Bronx.

    Down Bainbridge Avenue one evening the pangs of hunger necessitated a visit to a local deli. After some to-ing and fro-ing they eventually ordered. “Mayo?” the lady preparing the food shouted to one of the more adventurous diners in their midst who had ordered a panini. “Yeah, Claremorris. How did ya’ know,” he replied.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 3,298 ✭✭✭Duggys Housemate


    sounds like a mis-communication


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,043 ✭✭✭SocSocPol


    Someone from Cavan who thinks Sean Quinn is the second coming of christ:D


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 6,327 ✭✭✭Madam_X


    Way more to it than simply coming from the country.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,758 ✭✭✭el diablo


    SocSocPol wrote: »
    Someone from Cavan who thinks Sean Quinn is the second coming of christ:D

    What a bunch of simpletons. :)

    We're all in this psy-op together.🤨



  • Site Banned Posts: 2,037 ✭✭✭paddyandy


    I'm highly Culchured and can recite milton and shakespeare .


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 3,296 ✭✭✭EdenHazard


    summerskin wrote: »
    Manchester, London, Geneva, New York, Lyon and Miami.

    Lyon and Manchester are absolute dumps, Dublin far superior.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,043 ✭✭✭SocSocPol


    Someone who votes for Michael lowrey/the Healy Rae's , or the muppet fidelma Healy-Eames. You know thye type of gombeen I mean!


  • Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 1,869 ✭✭✭asherbassad


    One who calls the real football, 'soccer'.

    WTF is this problem with "soccer"??
    Do you even know where the term comes from?

    Back in the day there was football. Then some bloke at some public school picked up the ball and ran with it...and a new form of football was born.

    You now had

    1. "Rugby" football, where the ball can be handled, and

    2. "Association" football, where it cannot be handled.

    Kids nicknamed Rugby football "Rugger" and Association football "Soccer".

    What is your damn problem with that?
    Do you have a problem with people referring to Rugby as "rugger", or football as "footy" or Gaelic Games as "the gaaah" ?

    And anyone with a non-Dublin accent is a culchie. Period!
    D4s don't qualify. They're just ****. Also exempt are feckers from Norn Iron. They're just Nordy bollixes.

    QED


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,255 ✭✭✭getz


    EdenHazard wrote: »
    Lyon and Manchester are absolute dumps, Dublin far superior.
    manchester is a lovely city,its also the most important UK city outside london,even the BBC moved its headquarters to it earlier this year,but like every city it has its dark side


  • Registered Users Posts: 1,576 ✭✭✭IrishAm


    Onixx wrote: »
    Way more to it than simply coming from the country.

    No there is not. Its a term for an Irish person not from Dublin. Sin e.


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  • Registered Users Posts: 40 Nux


    If you see a road sign that says 'loose chippings' and instinctively place your thumb on the windscreen, you're a culchie :pac:


  • Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 460 ✭✭four18


    100+ Things Culchies Love
    1. A nice bit of ham
    2. Buttered biscuits
    3. Diggin Houles
    4. Saying it’s too cold to snow
    5. Pretending to know about The Ra
    6. Tayto Cheese & Onion
    7. Pretending they’re in The Ra
    8. A stretch in the evenings
    9. Lucozade
    10. Accordions
    11. Pretending to like Holy Week
    12. A dinner dance
    13. Gettin clattered in muck
    14. Shania Twain
    15. Hefers
    16. Spittin in their hands before doing anything manual
    17. Steel toe caps
    18. A big bowl of carrots & parsnips
    19. Eating sangwiches out of the boot of a car at GAA
    20. Saying someones ’Opened a Book’ on something.
    21. The smell of fresh dung
    22. Slice-Your-Own Loaf
    23. Work Clothes
    24. A bottle of mineral
    25. Fightin’
    26. Puttin on a ganzee to stop them from bein foundered
    27. ’The’ Hurling/Football
    28. Being overweight.
    29. Weemin wha resemble Hefers
    30. Saying "Aaah" after taking their first sup of tae.
    31. Drink driving
    32. Red diesel
    33. The Fear of Change
    34. A nice bit of Barnbrac
    35. Lying
    36. Building walls
    37. Being starved with the cold rather than with a lack of food
    38. Pretending to like mass
    39. Talking about ***** like Flax and the Corncrake.
    40. A good blackthorn walkin stick
    41. Shouting ’Yeeeeeoooo’ when something good happens.
    42. Mohammed Ali
    43. Machinery
    44. Strange uppy-downy walks
    45. A good ****** read of Irelands Own
    46 Saying "Boy" at the end of every sentence
    47 Saying "you know what I mean Like" all the time !!!
    48 Downing pints of Guinness when ever you get a chance
    49 Wearing crappy jumpers that belong to your aul fella to a night club
    50 Wearing any ancient clothes to a night club once it looks clean
    51 Wearing your wellies out shopping in the town
    52 Garret Brooks
    53 Wearing your nirvana T-Shirts between the ages of 12 untill your 18
    54 The Saw Doctors "N17" in particular
    55 Signing Bang on the Ear by the "WaterBoys"
    56 Copper (Slapper) Face Jacks on Hardcourt Street
    57 Having a shower with Lynx instead of using water
    58 Line Dancing
    59 Singing " I would walk 500 miles" when your locked
    60 Lumber Jack shirts
    61 Walking around the town with hurlies
    62 Burning Rubbish
    63 Drinking unpasturised milk
    64 Thinking the Dumb Believables are the funniest comedy duo act EVER !!!
    65 Understanding what the hell the Dumb Believables are saying !!!
    66 Taping songs off the Wireless
    67 Using string instead of the belt to keep your pants up
    68 Smoking pipes
    69 Having a cup of tea every hour on the hour
    70 A Country Practice
    71 The Farmers Journal
    72 Anything that Kills Liver Fluke !!!
    73 Priests
    74 Nuns
    75 Christian Brothers
    76 Anyone Holy !!!
    77 Drinking Holy Water
    78 Putting sheep into the back seat of the car
    79 Keeping your family car for about 30 years using the scrap yard for spare parts
    80 Brown Bread
    81 Hunting for your dinner
    82 Finally Getting Married at age 70 to a Mail Order Bride
    83 Going shopping once a year to the BIG SMOKE OOOhh be god !!!
    84 Cabbage everyday for dinner
    85 Talking about generators for hours
    86 Sticking your hands up cows
    87 Daniel O’Donnel
    88 Standing against a gate for hours
    89 Chrisy Moore
    90 Def Leopard "pour some SIUCRA on meeeee boy"
    91 saying Feckthat at Funerals
    92 Buying anything second hand once it’s Cheaaaaapp !!!
    93 Collecting useless stuff in your attics for generations
    94 Keeping your life savings under the floor boards, mattress or buried down the field
    95 Watching and buying movies on the awl cassette tape. (Dve, d .. you say what boy ... sure who need tat fecking ting) !!!!
    96 Black and White TV’s
    97 Boiling water before you drink it
    98 A fine bit of manure
    99 Having 12 kids
    100 Collecting old car tires
    Oh I nearly forgot....Talking outside when Mass is over.


  • Moderators, Business & Finance Moderators, Regional South Moderators Posts: 6,854 Mod ✭✭✭✭mp22


    What! no scon's, boy?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,000 ✭✭✭mitosis


    Culchie: Buys his footwear in the agri-store :D


  • Registered Users Posts: 1,576 ✭✭✭IrishAm


    Its just banter. Once we leave this island the rest of the world view us as Paddies.



    This sums it up perfectly.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 17,853 ✭✭✭✭Idbatterim


    From wikipedia...
    Among the best known examples of primate cities are alpha world cities are Paris, Dublin and by most measures London.[6] Budapest[7] and Vienna[8] have also been described as primate cities. Bangkok has been called "the most primate city on earth", being forty times larger than Thailand's second city.[9]

    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_primate_cities


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 3,298 ✭✭✭Duggys Housemate


    Idbatterim wrote: »

    This is all relative. I notice that many very successful countries dont have primate cities.


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