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If you could be any animal

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  • #52
    castletownman
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 11,506 ✭✭✭✭castletownman


    Since we're not allowed be extinct there goes the good old velociraptor.

    So I probably pick the animal most reflective of my current laissez faire attitude to exercise and general life. A sloth :D


  • #53
    jester77
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 11,264 ✭✭✭✭jester77


    I'd return with a thirst for blood as a lamprey


  • #54
    aujopimur
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,953 ✭✭✭aujopimur


    I've just recieved a certificate of interest from BoI for 4c. on an acc. I assumed that was closed in 2002.
    What will I do with the 4c., suggestions welcome as to how spend this unexpected windfall.


  • #55
    BUBBLE WRAP
    Closed Accounts Posts: 4,186 ✭✭✭BUBBLE WRAP


    I would be a golf fish:

    Boss "I TOLD YOU TO DO THAT WORK, FOR TODAY!!!"

    Me "What work" ;)

    Boss "Oh yes, the 3 second memory thing"

    Me "What?"


  • #56
    NegativeCreep
    Closed Accounts Posts: 4,351 ✭✭✭NegativeCreep


    Definitely a Slow Loris. YouTube them!


  • #57
    johnny_knoxvile
    Registered Users Posts: 1,022 ✭✭✭johnny_knoxvile


    T-Rex for sure...use the Spire as a tooth-pick and tea-bag Bertie Ahern. And satisfy Sinead O Connor so we don't have to hear about her sex life anymore.


  • #58
    johnny_knoxvile
    Registered Users Posts: 1,022 ✭✭✭johnny_knoxvile


    BUBBLE WRAP wrote: »
    I would be a golf fish:

    Boss "I TOLD YOU TO DO THAT WORK, FOR TODAY!!!"

    Me "What work" ;)

    Boss "Oh yes, the 3 second memory thing"


    Me "What?"


    Golf Fishes are the ones that carry a putter around with them. they have longer memories.


  • #59
    --Kaiser--
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,461 ✭✭✭--Kaiser--


    BUBBLE WRAP wrote: »
    I would be a golf fish:

    Boss "I TOLD YOU TO DO THAT WORK, FOR TODAY!!!"

    Me "What work" ;)

    Boss "Oh yes, the 3 second memory thing"

    Me "What?"

    Except goldfish have memories of at least 3 months


  • #60
    BUBBLE WRAP
    Closed Accounts Posts: 4,186 ✭✭✭BUBBLE WRAP


    johnny_knoxvile wrote: »
    Golf Fishes are the ones that carry a putter around with them. they have longer memories.
    --Kaiser-- wrote: »
    Except goldfish have memories of at least 3 months

    Really? I thought that if you feed them, they have forgotten within three seconds that they eat...


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  • #61
    --Kaiser--
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,461 ✭✭✭--Kaiser--


    BUBBLE WRAP wrote: »
    Really? I thought that if you feed them, they have forgotten within three seconds that they eat...

    No, they have a propensity to overeat but there have been several experiments showing that they can be trained to navigate mazes and such


  • #62
    Topper Harley
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,698 ✭✭✭Topper Harley


    Stinicker wrote: »
    Spider Pig

    How about a Spider Baby. It's got the body of a spider but it's actually a baby.


    Or the "Beast". They say it's as big as four cats, and it's got a retractable leg so as it can leap up at you better. It lights up at night, and it's got four ears. Two of them are for listening and the other two are kind of back-up ears.

    And it's claws are as big as cups and for some reason it's got a tremendous fear of stamps. And it's got magnets on it's tail so if you're made out of metal it can attach itself to you. And instead of a mouth, it's got four arses. :eek:


  • #63
    Tigger
    Closed Accounts Posts: 16,705 ✭✭✭✭Tigger


    Humans are wierd :confused:


  • #64
    Topper Harley
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,698 ✭✭✭Topper Harley


    Tigger wrote: »
    Humans are wierd :confused:

    Well from a dog's point of view, humans are just elongated and abnormally cunning dogs. ;)


  • #65
    pragmatic1
    Registered Users Posts: 5,573 ✭✭✭pragmatic1


    aujopimur wrote: »
    I've just recieved a certificate of interest from BoI for 4c. on an acc. I assumed that was closed in 2002.
    What will I do with the 4c., suggestions welcome as to how spend this unexpected windfall.
    Send them a thank you letter.


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