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Man Arrested for Putting Semen in Co-Worker's Water Bottle

  • 21-08-2010 8:23am
    #1
    Closed Accounts Posts: 8,305 ✭✭✭DOC09UNAM


    http://www.ktla.com/news/landing/ktla-man-arrested-ejaculating-water-bottle,0,2014924.story

    SANTA ANA -- An Orange County man was arrested Tuesday morning, accused of ejaculating into his female co-worker's water bottle on two separate occasions.

    Michael Kevin Lallana, 31, of Fullerton, is charged with two misdemeanor counts each of releasing an offensive material in a public place and assault, with sentencing allegations for committing a crime for sexual gratification.

    If convicted, he faces three months to three years in jail with mandatory sex offender registration.

    Lallana was released on $500 bail and is set to be arraigned September 14, 2010 in Santa Ana.

    The incident happened on January 14, 2010, at the Northwestern Mutual Mortgage Company in Newport Beach, according to the Orange County District Attorney's office.

    Investigators say Lallana entered the victim's office and deposited his semen into a water bottle that was on his co-worker's desk.

    The defendant is accused of leaving the semen-filled water bottle on the victim's desk which she drank when she returned to her office.

    The unidentified victim, who was unaware of the bottle's contents, drank the contaminated water. She threw it away after feeling sick, investigators say.

    Three months later, the victim and six other employees, including the defendant, were transferred to the Northwestern Mutual Mortgage Company's Orange branch. That's where a second incident occurred, according to officials.

    On April 9, 2010, Lallana is accused of assaulting the same victim by depositing his ejaculation into another water bottle that the victim left on her desk. The victim took a sip from the bottle, then felt sick. She decided to send the specimen to a private lab to be tested.

    The lab contacted her and told her the water bottle contained semen, police said.

    The victim then notified the Orange Police Department .

    DNA tests confirmed the semen belonged to Lallana. He was arrested at his Fullerton home by officers with the Orange Police Department.


    What a filthy bast4rd.


Comments

  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,091 ✭✭✭Sarn


    Brings a whole new meaning to H2Ohhhhh.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,379 ✭✭✭Smcgie


    "Releasing an offensive material in public"

    Gotta love the yanks :)


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,221 ✭✭✭BluesBerry


    Felt sick with one sip LOL

    Wonder how they caught him in the end did the whole office have to give a "sample" to test


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 26,061 ✭✭✭✭Terry


    Maybe he was just trying to get her pregnant.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,526 ✭✭✭brendansmith


    DOC09UNAM wrote: »

    oh.....is that kind of thing not cool?


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,593 ✭✭✭Sea Sharp


    Knackery c*nt.
    I'll bet he plays World of Warcraft.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,382 ✭✭✭Motley Crue


    This is interesting for a couple of points

    1. Who admitted to it being semen, unless he was caught in the act, he could have claimed it was mucus or something?

    2. Twice, so does that mean that it's twice they know about, or twice he has admitted too...or twice he was caught, how much of this guys sperm has the women of his workplace drank?

    3. If this was Dublin he'd get a headline on the Sun and secretly be praised as a "legend" and a "mad thing" yet the Americans might lock him up for 3 years and put his name on a sex offenders register. You have to respect that kind of justice?


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 17,918 ✭✭✭✭orourkeda


    what a wanker


  • Posts: 0 CMod ✭✭✭✭ Waylon Long Weirdo


    This is interesting for a couple of points

    1. Who admitted to it being semen, unless he was caught in the act, he could have claimed it was mucus or something?

    lab test


  • Moderators, Category Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators, Society & Culture Moderators Posts: 47,351 CMod ✭✭✭✭Black Swan


    Was he trying to increase productivity?


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,181 ✭✭✭bryaner


    I take it she swallows.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 17,918 ✭✭✭✭orourkeda


    trust an american employee to turn jerking off into a criminal offence


  • Posts: 0 CMod ✭✭✭✭ Waylon Long Weirdo


    bryaner wrote: »
    I take it she swallows.

    Wonder would she not have copped the taste if so


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,104 ✭✭✭Swampy


    That's illegal??

    Damn.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 18,239 ✭✭✭✭WindSock


    Lucky he was caught in time, before it snowballed into something much worse.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 75 ✭✭Prabhu Deva


    But its full of healthy protein! she should be grateful


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 30,394 ✭✭✭✭Ghost Train


    was he just taking the mickey

    wonder was it a dare, if it was at least he can tell them he didn't bottle it


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 46,938 ✭✭✭✭Nodin


    Saw his picture there...don't like the cut of his jib at all....


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 2,487 ✭✭✭aDeener


    This is interesting for a couple of points

    1. Who admitted to it being semen, unless he was caught in the act, he could have claimed it was mucus or something?

    2. Twice, so does that mean that it's twice they know about, or twice he has admitted too...or twice he was caught, how much of this guys sperm has the women of his workplace drank?

    3. If this was Dublin he'd get a headline on the Sun and secretly be praised as a "legend" and a "mad thing" yet the Americans might lock him up for 3 years and put his name on a sex offenders register. You have to respect that kind of justice?

    not true.


  • Registered Users Posts: 486 ✭✭mooman


    Nodin wrote: »
    Saw his picture there...don't like the cut of his jib at all....

    It's sickening:pac:


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 46,938 ✭✭✭✭Nodin


    mooman wrote: »
    It's sickening:pac:

    I actually saw this the other week.....
    http://www.myfoxdc.com/dpp/news/maryland/semen-attack-suspect-may-have-struck-before


  • Registered Users, Subscribers, Registered Users 2 Posts: 13,588 ✭✭✭✭antodeco


    Don't you normally find seamen in water?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 11,028 ✭✭✭✭--LOS--


    maybe it was some sort come back


  • Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators, Society & Culture Moderators Posts: 60,104 Mod ✭✭✭✭Tar.Aldarion


    mmmm backwashing.


    People know better not check their conditioner bottles or underwear too closely


  • Registered Users Posts: 276 ✭✭Wade in the Sea


    Hay, Sandy, whatcha drinkin'?


    "Deep River Cock"!!!!!!!!!!!!! :eek:


  • Registered Users Posts: 122 ✭✭WillyWaggler


    I wonder if it was Paris Hilton?

    "Disgusting there's water in this semen!"


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 78 ✭✭Charlie.


    Always find it weird that in stories like this the person who swallowed the semen always 'feels sick'. It's not like someone would feel sick after giving a BJ


  • Posts: 0 CMod ✭✭✭✭ Waylon Long Weirdo


    Charlie. wrote: »
    Always find it weird that in stories like this the person who swallowed the semen always 'feels sick'. It's not like someone would feel sick after giving a BJ

    yeah totally impossible...


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 5,943 ✭✭✭smcgiff


    Charlie. wrote: »
    Always find it weird that in stories like this the person who swallowed the semen always 'feels sick'. It's not like someone would feel sick after giving a BJ

    I'm guessing and have no practical experience :D, but imagine it would have felt slimey as she swallowed it and not knowing what it was could have a sickening feeling.

    Totalling wrong of course, and he should at least have taken her out to dinner first :p


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,606 ✭✭✭Jumpy


    Hay, Sandy, whatcha drinkin'?


    "Deep River Cock"!!!!!!!!!!!!! :eek:

    Willygowan


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,606 ✭✭✭Jumpy


    Oh and dont forget Polevic


  • Registered Users Posts: 276 ✭✭Wade in the Sea


    I wonder did she notice any improvement in her skin. Apparently it is really good for your skin complexion.


  • Registered Users Posts: 276 ✭✭Wade in the Sea


    :cool:


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 167 ✭✭Tender Hoop


    What a Legend.............


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