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Microwave and Time Machine forum

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  • #702
    Sarky
    Closed Accounts Posts: 31,967 ✭✭✭✭Sarky


    Yeah! THAT'S what I'm talkin' about!

    How did you do it? How did you make the Heisenberg Uncertainty manifold compatible with the lasagne? Studies show that there isn't enough pasta in the world to just make a buffer...


  • #703
    Jesus Wept
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 25,243 ✭✭✭✭Jesus Wept


    I GOT IT IN HARVEY NORMAN'S SUPER SALE.


  • #704
    Sarky
    Closed Accounts Posts: 31,967 ✭✭✭✭Sarky


    ZOMG

    Now, if we'd had a forum, you could have posted a thread about it and we'd ALL have one!


  • #705
    2 stroke
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,921 ✭✭✭2 stroke


    Hurry up with this forum, I need to get to 1900 urgently. I recieved this from NCT website tonite.


    This booking occurs in the past. To proceed, a new booking needs to be scheduled.
    Registration ID : ********
    VIN : *********************
    Year : 2000
    Make : TOYOTA
    Model : ******
    Colour : RED
    Registration Date : **/01/2000
    Test Centre : 34 (Nenagh)
    Booking Status : Notification Letter Sent
    Appointment Date : Monday, ** January 1900
    Appointment Time : 12:00 AM
    Appointment Email : **********
    Service Type : Periodic Inspection


  • #706
    Sarky
    Closed Accounts Posts: 31,967 ✭✭✭✭Sarky


    I'm posting this in 1916, from an interwebs time machine powered purely by Padhraic Pearse's smugness.


  • #707
    Malice
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 15,065 ✭✭✭✭Malice


    I'm not sure when I'm posting this from. That could be the result of an unrelated alcohol problem rather than time travel though.


  • #708
    Sarky
    Closed Accounts Posts: 31,967 ✭✭✭✭Sarky


    In the forum we could have a fossil competition, as in who can leave the most interesting object in prehistory and find it again later when it's fossilised.

    Like this Gamecube controller I fossilised earlier!

    fossil_nintendo-769274.jpg


  • #709
    Orion
    Closed Accounts Posts: 12,807 ✭✭✭✭Orion


    Why are we here? Archaeology relates to the past. Time Travel relates to the 'future was', the 'present then' and the 'past will be'.


  • #710
    cyberwolf77
    Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators Posts: 47,825 Mod ✭✭✭✭cyberwolf77


    We are here because time travel is an invaluable tool for archaeologists


  • #711
    Orion
    Closed Accounts Posts: 12,807 ✭✭✭✭Orion


    fair point. What's the opposite of archaeology?


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  • #712
    cyberwolf77
    Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators Posts: 47,825 Mod ✭✭✭✭cyberwolf77


    Macros42 wrote: »
    fair point. What's the opposite of archaeology?
    I believe it's future-prediction


  • #713
    Capt'n Midnight
    Moderators, Recreation & Hobbies Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators, Technology & Internet Moderators Posts: 92,471 Mod ✭✭✭✭Capt'n Midnight


    Creationists say that all the fossils were buried sometime in the last 6,000 years.


    Made a fortune on that scam , selling them trips in time machines to bury dinosaur bones. And the best bit was they never asked where the bones came from. Made a fortune with the dino-hunters too best bit was the kick back from the taxidermists, and they gutted the carcases too.

    Was all going well till the cat food place wanted to know how come the chicken never had any bones. And then I had to do a lot of talking to the temporal police


  • #714
    Sarky
    Closed Accounts Posts: 31,967 ✭✭✭✭Sarky


    Oh my, here we are in Forums again. Hawkings was right, time is circular!


  • #715
    Jesus Wept
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 25,243 ✭✭✭✭Jesus Wept


    I'm not sure how to feel about this.

    Here's a story about Stephen:
    Kayroo wrote: »
    I once saw Steven Hawking in Angels in Dublin. I was bringing a mate there for his birthday and when we got there Hawking was there. He was in Dublin giving a lecture in Trinity and had 2 enormous bouncer types with him. I went to get a lapdance in the Champagne Room and he came in with a black stripper wearing a "Stars and Stripes" american flag bikini and she had the biggest breasts I have ever seen. He proceeds to get a lapdance. It was like a car crash. You know you shouldn't look but you cannot help but stare at it. There was some lovely breasts inches from my face and all I can do is stare, transfixed, at a genius in a wheelchair get ground up on by a stripper as she tries to avoid the controls on his wheelchair in case she makes it shoot forward. When we left my mates wanted to ring the Sun and sell the story but my brother stopped them and, absolutely deadpan just said, "Lads, he's been through enough".


  • #716
    cyberwolf77
    Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators Posts: 47,825 Mod ✭✭✭✭cyberwolf77


    This thread is engaging in a closed temporal loop.


  • #717
    Deki
    Closed Accounts Posts: 44,501 ✭✭✭✭Deki


    time is sort of like a limp spaghetti noodle.


  • #718
    cyberwolf77
    Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators Posts: 47,825 Mod ✭✭✭✭cyberwolf77


    Deki wrote: »
    time is sort of like a limp spaghetti noodle.
    Twisted into a mobius strip, yes.


  • #719
    Deki
    Closed Accounts Posts: 44,501 ✭✭✭✭Deki


    :rolleyes: well. the ends don't join up. It's like being fed thru a giant spaghetti maker and when it hits the bottom it crosses over itself, so that at certain points you can cross from here to there:)


  • #720
    cyberwolf77
    Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators Posts: 47,825 Mod ✭✭✭✭cyberwolf77


    You know that works quite well.


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  • #721
    Deki
    Closed Accounts Posts: 44,501 ✭✭✭✭Deki


    what do you mean? It's always worked well.


  • #722
    cyberwolf77
    Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators Posts: 47,825 Mod ✭✭✭✭cyberwolf77


    I meant it was a good analogy


  • #723
    Deki
    Closed Accounts Posts: 44,501 ✭✭✭✭Deki


    yes. I think so.


  • #724
    Solitaire
    Moderators, Technology & Internet Moderators Posts: 18,377 Mod ✭✭✭✭Solitaire


    Deki wrote: »
    time is sort of like a limp spaghetti noodle.

    Wouldn't it be just so ironic if Time Itself is the Flying Spaghetti Monster?! :eek:

    Would explain a lot, actually...


  • #725
    Sarky
    Closed Accounts Posts: 31,967 ✭✭✭✭Sarky


    Less chatter. More support for the forum.


  • #726
    Deki
    Closed Accounts Posts: 44,501 ✭✭✭✭Deki


    uses jacks to raise and level ceiling. Erects i-beam side supports and ceiling beams. Done.


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  • #727
    Jesus Wept
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 25,243 ✭✭✭✭Jesus Wept


    Sarky wrote: »
    Less chatter. More support for the forum.

    I was looking at the All Things Retro forum whereby they pick a year (2000 at the moment) and everyone posts about things from that year.

    It should be fun for us to do the same thing when we get the forum off the ground.


  • #728
    Sarky
    Closed Accounts Posts: 31,967 ✭✭✭✭Sarky


    Also we could use it to prove that Yorkies really WERE better before they came in plastic wrappers.


  • #729
    Jesus Wept
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 25,243 ✭✭✭✭Jesus Wept


    I'd forgotten that. Must take a spin and stock up on retro yorkies.

    Back when girls were allowed them.


  • #730
    Solitaire
    Moderators, Technology & Internet Moderators Posts: 18,377 Mod ✭✭✭✭Solitaire


    Damn it, we need this forum!

    I can't find any reviews on the Kenwood KEN-KCJS series of combination microwaves anywhere! :(


  • #731
    Capt'n Midnight
    Moderators, Recreation & Hobbies Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators, Technology & Internet Moderators Posts: 92,471 Mod ✭✭✭✭Capt'n Midnight


    Sarky wrote: »
    Also we could use it to prove that Yorkies really WERE better before they came in plastic wrappers.
    Actually that was more to do with Nestlé changing the chocolate when they took over Rowantree Mackintosh

    yes we tried to change that but it caused an odd time line problem the pivotal point was the pet ferret of one of the workers


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  • #732
    Solitaire
    Moderators, Technology & Internet Moderators Posts: 18,377 Mod ✭✭✭✭Solitaire


    Damn ferret... :mad:


  • #733
    Orion
    Closed Accounts Posts: 12,807 ✭✭✭✭Orion


    Capt'n Midnight wrote: »
    Actually that was more to do with Nestlé changing the chocolate when they took over Rowantree Mackintosh

    Thankfully Skoda brought back the paper wrappers when they switched from car production to chocolate. It was a great day for Yorkie lovers when the Skoda Octavihover fell flat on it's face - literally.


  • #734
    Jesus Wept
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 25,243 ✭✭✭✭Jesus Wept


    Solitaire wrote: »
    Damn it, we need this forum!

    I can't find any reviews on the Kenwood KEN-KCJS series of combination microwaves anywhere! :(

    I've found a review, but it's back when the internet was 2d so it's a bit weird to look at:
    KENWOOD-KEN-KCJS28-Combination-Microwave-Oven-1245513971.jpg


    The Kenwood KCJS28 is a great microwave for a large family given its generous, 28 litre capacity. It also has a range of auto cook programs to cook, reheat and defrost your food.
    • Capacity - 28 litres
    • Microwave wattage - 1000W
    • Grill wattage - 1100W
    • External dimension (WDH)mm - 530x467x320
    • Power levels - 5

    Source

    1000w, 28 liters?! Sure one person could barely travel anywhere with that, let alone a family! lol.


  • #735
    Jesus Wept
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 25,243 ✭✭✭✭Jesus Wept


    Hot Tub Time Machine

    What were they thinking?


  • #736
    Sarky
    Closed Accounts Posts: 31,967 ✭✭✭✭Sarky


    If only this forum had been created at the time, they could have avoided most of the pitfalls.


  • #737
    Fago!
    Closed Accounts Posts: 16,647 ✭✭✭✭Fago!


    ****


  • #738
    James T Kirk
    Closed Accounts Posts: 5,255 ✭✭✭James T Kirk


    chickenmoustache2.jpg


  • #739
    kerash
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,688 ✭✭✭kerash


    funny-pictures-cat-time-travels.jpg


  • #740
    Orion
    Closed Accounts Posts: 12,807 ✭✭✭✭Orion


    HA HA HA /Dr Evil


  • #741
    leninbenjamin
    Closed Accounts Posts: 8,983 ✭✭✭leninbenjamin


    leninbenjamin wrote: »
    seriously, i needs somewhere where i can find answers to the issues of maintaining molecular stability when travelling through wormholes on my time machine. i don't want my ears falling off. again...

    I never did fix this problem. I miss my ears.


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  • #742
    Orion
    Closed Accounts Posts: 12,807 ✭✭✭✭Orion


    In Soviet Russia Time Machines Want YOU


    a112a.jpg


  • #743
    Deki
    Closed Accounts Posts: 44,501 ✭✭✭✭Deki


    ksmn1134l.jpg


  • #744
    joes girls
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 20,448 ✭✭✭✭joes girls


    Next time you go on your merry little way to the future, can you please bring me back one of the sit-in vacuum cleaners that will be on the market in the year 4297, thanks!!!

    future-technology.jpg


  • #745
    Capt'n Midnight
    Moderators, Recreation & Hobbies Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators, Technology & Internet Moderators Posts: 92,471 Mod ✭✭✭✭Capt'n Midnight


    leninbenjamin wrote: »
    I never did fix this problem. I miss my ears.
    pardon me , but could you repeat that ?


  • #746
    Orion
    Closed Accounts Posts: 12,807 ✭✭✭✭Orion


    I never did fix this problem. I miss my ears.


  • #747
    Jesus Wept
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 25,243 ✭✭✭✭Jesus Wept


    Sorry_No_Ears.jpg


  • #748
    Orion
    Closed Accounts Posts: 12,807 ✭✭✭✭Orion


    aww kitty. I missed you.


  • #749
    FarmerGreen
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,134 ✭✭✭FarmerGreen


    So close. We can do it.
    http://www.boards.ie/vbulletin/showthread.php?threadid=2055802772
    Maybe not.


  • #750
    Sarky
    Closed Accounts Posts: 31,967 ✭✭✭✭Sarky


    Blimey, according to the logs this thread was never in the Physics forum. No wonder it hasn't been approved yet, I was wondering if we'd missed something...


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  • #751
    FarmerGreen
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,134 ✭✭✭FarmerGreen


    It just never happened man.
    Forget it OK.
    Things are starting to unravel.
    Its kinda lookin like the little sh*t may be getting somewhere.


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