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ultimate revenge

  • 12-04-2009 2:29pm
    #1
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,158 ✭✭✭


    Saw this and thought of you.................
    A MARRIED Manchester United fan drove 400 miles for a saucy weekend with a girl he'd met on the internet only to discover it was an elaborate hoax set up by two burly Liverpool supporters he had upset on holiday.Stuart Slann spent nine hours in his car travelling to Aberdeen believing he was about to enjoy his first night of romance with a girl called "Emma", whom he had never talked to but had been sending him suggestive email messages for over a month.

    But when Stuart, 39, from Sheffield, South Yorkshire, finally got to the remote farm in the north of Scotland where "Emma" had told him she lived it was locked up and deserted. He then got a text message saying she was delayed at work and that he would have to wait.

    After sitting in his car growing increasingly cold and frustrated for over three hours, Stuart finally called "Emma" and was horrified to hear a man with a Liverpool accent answer and say: "Hello Stuart, do you remember us? It's them Scouse lads who threw you in the pool. You've been framed."To complete Stuart's misery, his wife Louise, 34, now knows about the "affair" on the Facebook website and has left him.

    Last November Stuart, a lifelong United fan, fell out with the two Liverpool supporters who were staying in the same holiday hotel in Cancun , Mexico , after chatting each day about football.

    During one row beside the pool during his three-week break the two Liverpudlians, who are both professional Cage Fighters, got so fed up with Stuart's claims about how much better Manchester were than Liverpool they threw him into the water, accidentally breaking his ankle and smashing one of his ribs.

    But their revenge didn't stop once they got home to Merseyside. The pair then tricked Stuart into sending emails to "Emma", a fictional girl they had created on the Facebook website.

    The tricksters, under the guise of "Emma", contacted Stuart and claimed to like the look of his photo on the web and share his love of United.

    During the nightly email exchanges that followed, "Emma" told Stuart how she couldn't wait to meet up and make more of their budding relationship.

    To make matters even worse, as Stuart drove to Scotland he was even persuaded in a text message to use his mobile telephone to send a rude photograph of himself to "Emma", who he mistakenly thought was excitedly waiting for him to arrive north of the border.Now the two unnamed Liverpool fans have posted that photo – and a tape of the telephone conversation when Stuart finally discovers who "Emma" really is – on the YouTube website, where it is proving a huge hit. Even websites for supporters of Liverpool, Manchester United and Sheffield Wednesday are now advertising where to find the footage and last week it began appearing on internet pages in Holland , making him a laughing stock with football fans across Europe ..

    Last night, the father-of-one, a building labourer, said: "There's no doubt I've been done good and proper by the lads from Liverpool .

    "It was cruel, but I'll hold my hands up and say they really wound me up."


    They posted the phone message and video on the web and really ripped into him.

    http://www.dailymotion.com/video/k2ez32enUpv0bEWsAo


Comments

  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,689 ✭✭✭Vain


    bahahaha.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,814 ✭✭✭TPD


    Lol thats fecking hilarious. The scouser laughs in the video are great.


  • Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 32,865 ✭✭✭✭MagicMarker


    lol, breaking his ankle and ribs wasn't revenge enough?

    I fúcking hate holiday resort scum.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 3,558 ✭✭✭netwhizkid


    Me thinks a civil lawsuit to them would me more appropriate.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,384 ✭✭✭Highsider


    Oldie but a goodie :)


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,476 ✭✭✭Mr.Lizard


    Just further confirms my beliefs that most football supporters are idiots.

    Manchester Utd supporter
    Stuart, 39, from Sheffield

    This scam was revenge for the indcident where
    they threw him into the water, accidentally breaking his ankle and smashing one of his ribs.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,476 ✭✭✭Mr.Lizard


    BTW, this reminds of the clip fro a few years back where some boards.ie member was tricked into going to maynooth (or somewhere miles out of dublin anyway) for the promise of a ride.

    Classic clip if anyone has heard it.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 15,094 ✭✭✭✭javaboy


    Mr.Lizard wrote: »
    BTW, this reminds of the clip fro a few years back where some boards.ie member was tricked into going to maynooth (or somewhere miles out of dublin anyway) for the promise of a ride.

    Classic clip if anyone has heard it.

    Long time lurker? :rolleyes:


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,476 ✭✭✭Mr.Lizard


    Yeah absolutely. So anyway, does anyone remember the name of the name of the guy in question again?


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 5 Blue Ashes


    Aww the poor fella :p


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 31 Princess Jade


    Armageddon, agamemno or something along those lines?

    Arcamides?
    I read it on that wiki yokeimabob a few days ago.

    :pac:


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 50 ✭✭Rayan


    Mr.Lizard wrote: »
    Just further confirms my beliefs that most football supporters are idiots.

    Manchester Utd supporter

    Yes, "most" football supporters are idiots because one person from Sheffield supports Manchester United. Amazing logic. How does not supporting your home team have anything to do with your level of intelligence anyway?


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 2,837 ✭✭✭S.I.R


    at least he didn't get stuck with a fat chick...


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 22,559 ✭✭✭✭AnonoBoy


    This one time I was going into business with this Nigerian lad on the internet. I was sending him money to help with the legal fees for moving some money out out of Nigeria. Anyways it was all going swimmingly and then he was coming to Ireland to give me my share of the cash.

    How stupid did I feel when what I thought had been an honest Nigerian business man actually turned out to be a gorgeous Swedish underwear model with a slight touch of nymphomania. :(

    Spent the weekend riding her senseless in complete embarrassment at being taken in like that.

    Never again I tells ya.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 10,833 ✭✭✭✭Armin_Tamzarian


    When I first read this thread I lolled and sent the link on to a few people.
    Then later on when I was thinking about it in the gym, I had a change of heart.

    Without knowing all the facts, I'll say this, those two Scouse lads were complete A-holes.

    If the Sheffield lad really had it coming to him (say if he had tricked
    the guys into buying some of his pubes) then it would have really been funny.

    But it looks like there was a bit of soccer banter on holidays,
    these guys turfed yer man into the pool and injured him in the process.
    Then they pulled this stunt resulting in basically destroying the chap.
    Not only has he lost his girfriend (which was his own fault really)
    he's a national joke, and for what?

    I can't see the need for the followup attack, just looks like a case of
    picking on an easy target.
    As I say, if he had it coming, then it's funny, in this case though
    it seems they went ridiculously OTT.

    I'd love to see him get some commupance on the two Liverpool lads.
    Now that would be entertaining.


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