embarressing problem

newbie123 · 06-07-2008 11:58pm #1

ok here we go
i might of....accidentally...ended up having sex in my car in the passinger seat,
and now theres a bit of a smell lol
does anyone know how to get rid of it?
thanks in advance

feylya · 07-07-2008 12:00am

Fabreeze?

newbie123 · 07-07-2008 12:05am

nope tried it, still there

mollydolly271 · 07-07-2008 12:06am

did u check for any stray under garments that might b left????????????????????????????????????????????????

drunkmonkey · 07-07-2008 12:07am

:D:D:D:DBrilliant:D:D:D:D:D

Marcus.Aurelius · 07-07-2008 12:08am

burn it all.

But seriously, get it valeted if you want to really get rid of the smell. Not cheap though.

Weirdest thread I've come across in ages, wondering if it belongs in AH?

landydef · 07-07-2008 12:19am

how do you "accidentally" have sex???
was it with another person?

L1011 · 07-07-2008 12:29am

You 'might have' had sex with someone? Are you able to confirm with the other party if you did or not or did they vanish in to the night?

caesar · 07-07-2008 12:39am

Lol thought I was reading a PI for a min.

Anyway by accidentally do you mean that you were suppose to have sex on the back seat? but you just got carried away:D

Either get it valeted, leave the doors open for a few hours if its a nice day - provided your in an area where can do this.

If none of the above work......try ebay for a replacement seat!

newbie123 · 07-07-2008 12:45am

landydef wrote: »

how do you "accidentally" have sex???
was it with another person?

haha well you know one minute your talking bout work and stuff nxt minute your going oh crap my car seat haha
i tried airing it out but when sumone sits on it the smell comes out,
would valeting get it out?

the_syco · 07-07-2008 12:47am

My bet is that some liquid got squirted into an odd place. That, plus enclosed car space + sun = smell.

unkel · 07-07-2008 12:51am

newbie123 wrote: »

nxt minute your going oh crap

Brown sex? :eek:

I can't deal with that sorta thing here on motors. Moved to AH. Mods feel free to bounce it to PI

Sparky · 07-07-2008 12:57am

Pick up some Guinness drinkers at the end of the night.
No doubt they will mask the smell you currently have.

Cool_CM · 07-07-2008 12:57am

Shake n' Vac will put the freshness back.

Steve · 07-07-2008 12:59am

unkel wrote: »

Brown sex? :eek:

I can't deal with that sorta thing here on motors. Moved to AH. Mods feel free to bounce it to PI

Shoulda been feedback:D

Hanley · 07-07-2008 2:02am

the_syco wrote: »

My bet is that some liquid got squirted into an odd place. That, plus enclosed car space + sun = smell.

I bet this is all an elaborate recital to disguise what ACTUALLY happened.

The OP got way drunk. Fell asleep in the passenger seat of his car cos he couldn't drive it home. P!ssed his pants in his sleep. And is now trying to kid us all into believing he's a total casanova who can make women squirt on command!

randylonghorn · 07-07-2008 2:13am

Cruel! :mad:

C'mon, just because he shot a bit early, there's no need to make it out to be worse than it is ...

newbie123 · 07-07-2008 2:13am

haha belive what u want all i need is sum help getting rid of....oders

newbie123 · 07-07-2008 2:14am

randylonghorn wrote: »

Cruel! :mad:

C'mon, just because he shot a bit early, there's no need to make it out to be worse than it is ...

hes right accually

randylonghorn · 07-07-2008 2:16am

Lol! Someone suggested Shake'n'vac ... or maybe Neutradol?

Odour is probably more in your mind than real anyway ...

EDIT: If Hanley IS right, you may have more of a problem after all ...

Agent Smith · 07-07-2008 2:19am

newbie123 wrote: »

ok here we go
i might of....accidentally...ended up having sex in my car in the passinger seat,
and now theres a bit of a smell lol
does anyone know how to get rid of it?
thanks in advance

so... whens your wife back from her trip?

eVeNtInE · 07-07-2008 2:20am

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newbie123 · 07-07-2008 2:27am

hahaha not married
imagine if i was ..id reaaaly be in d **** then
people hve said it to me so there is a smell

kmart6 · 07-07-2008 2:27am

newbie123 wrote: »

when sumone sits on it the smell comes out

Ehhhh how much could of soaked in that it'd come out when someone sits on it?!

newbie123 · 07-07-2008 2:41am

i dunno but when sum1 heavey sits in d front seat after like a minute u smell it straight away and im like....ehh oops

kmart6 · 07-07-2008 2:42am

Just blame them for it...look at them by just turning your head and then open down the window on they're side!

Pride Fighter · 07-07-2008 2:43am

Yore ma can fix it.

Fringe · 07-07-2008 2:59am

newbie123 wrote: »

..id reaaaly be in d **** then

Yeah.. sure.

eVeNtInE · 07-07-2008 3:09am

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cuppa · 07-07-2008 3:23am

http://www.yahind.com/classifieds/index.php?ct=job5&md=details&id=784

Sorted

kmart6 · 07-07-2008 3:46am

:eek:

5 year's experience required to be a Cum cleaner....must be a highly technical job...lol!

eVeNtInE · 07-07-2008 3:50am

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randylonghorn · 07-07-2008 3:50am

kmart6 wrote: »

:eek:

5 year's experience required to be a Cum cleaner....must be a highly technical job...lol!

Well, you have to start from the bottom up ... >_>

Dave! · 07-07-2008 6:41am

I dont think it qualifies as sex if it's with your hand......

Anywho, try smearing the car with dogsh*t. Nobody will even notice the smell of c*ck then.

Sherifu · 07-07-2008 9:05am

newbie123 wrote: »

ok here we go
i might of....accidentally...ended up having sex in my car in the passinger seat,
and now theres a bit of a smell lol
does anyone know how to get rid of it?
thanks in advance

Burn it, it's the only way to be sure.

L1011 · 07-07-2008 9:13am

Scrapyard, new seat, sorted.

Steve_o · 07-07-2008 9:23am

lol at some of the posts.:D

OP. I don't even know where to start man.... I can't figure out what you were doing to yourself that would leave that much of a smell...

listermint · 07-07-2008 12:55pm

Id be inclined to take the seat out of the car all together. Clean the seat itself with a couple of upolstery cleaners leave to dry. Then go and clean all the brackets that hold the seat in place, both on the seat and on the floor of the car. Also clean the carpet under the seat while it is out. Very easy to take the seat out of the car. Couple of nuts. You could even higher a steam cleaner they are reasonable enough 20-30 from hire shops.

landydef · 07-07-2008 2:26pm

Mr Crystal wrote: »

Dettol and elbowgrease

it was elbowgrease that got him here in the first place!

bantee · 07-07-2008 2:33pm

Dave! wrote: »

I dont think it qualifies as sex if it's with your hand......

Anywho, try smearing the car with dogsh*t. Nobody will even notice the smell of c*ck then.

LOL! Dunno if its the smell of c*ck or women´s juice he is tryin to get rid of! I´d say its the latter though.

Captain Darling · 07-07-2008 2:38pm

listermint wrote: »

Id be inclined to take the seat out of the car all together. Clean the seat itself with a couple of upolstery cleaners leave to dry. Then go and clean all the brackets that hold the seat in place, both on the seat and on the floor of the car. Also clean the carpet under the seat while it is out. Very easy to take the seat out of the car. Couple of nuts. You could even higher a steam cleaner they are reasonable enough 20-30 from hire shops.

Obviously you've had this problem before.:D

Dord · 07-07-2008 2:44pm

Get a new seat.

javaboy · 07-07-2008 3:33pm

Yet another post to tell us that the OP had sex. :rolleyes: I see these types all the time.

OP posted in the motors forum about cleaning their car but it could just have easily been one of the Computer forums:

So I was having vigourous sex and knocked my laptop off the desk by accident. Now it won't turn on after I inadvertently knocked it over while having sex.

Can anyone help me solve my problem which was caused while I was having sex?

P.S. I had sex.

Steve · 07-07-2008 3:36pm

javaboy wrote: »

So I was having vigourous sex and knocked my laptop off the desk by accident. Now it won't turn on after I inadvertently knocked it over while having sex.

Can anyone help me solve my problem which was caused while I was having sex?

Does it smell funny or will it just not turn on?

Dord · 07-07-2008 3:42pm

javaboy wrote: »

Yet another post to tell us that the OP had coffee. :rolleyes: I see these types all the time.

OP posted in the motors forum about cleaning their car but it could just have easily been one of the Computer forums:

So I was having vigourous coffee and knocked my laptop off the desk by accident. Now it won't turn on after I inadvertently knocked it over while having coffee.

Can anyone help me solve my problem which was caused while I was having coffee?

P.S. I had coffee.

Whats funnier is if you replace the words.

/wanders off to get coffee

javaboy · 07-07-2008 3:42pm

SteveC wrote: »

Does it smell funny or will it just not turn on?

Both. I didn't use a firewall and now I'm worried I might be.... Hey wait this was a hypothetical situation. I've said too much.

Steve · 07-07-2008 3:49pm

javaboy wrote: »

Both. I didn't use a firewall and now I'm worried I might be.... Hey wait this was a hypothetical situation. I've said too much.

Hope the anti virus was up to date on it

Bluetonic · 07-07-2008 3:50pm

Dord wrote: »

Get a new seat.

Ibiza?

Leon?

javaboy · 07-07-2008 3:52pm

Bluetonic wrote: »

Ibiza?

Leon?

Why swap one embarrassing problem for another?

Dord · 07-07-2008 3:56pm

Bluetonic wrote: »

Ibiza?

Leon?

Eww no... it'll probably smell worse!

javaboy · 07-07-2008 3:58pm

Dord wrote: »

Eww no... it'll probably smell worse!

Yeah but at least he won't have to worry about wimmin having sex with him again if he gets a Leon.

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