embarressing problem

Bluetonic · 07-07-2008 4:01pm

javaboy wrote: »

Why swap one embarrassing problem for another?

mumhaabu · 07-07-2008 5:36pm

Just buy a few fish; trout, salmon etc. throw a fishing rod in the car and say you went fishing. Also remove a few scales and strategically position them and say the bucket of fish flew all over the place when you braked hard.

Either that or one of those Magic Air Freshener Trees.

PurplePrincess · 07-07-2008 6:32pm

mumhaabu wrote: »

Just buy a few fish; trout, salmon etc. throw a fishing rod in the car and say you went fishing. Also remove a few scales and strategically position them and say the bucket of fish flew all over the place when you braked hard.

Either that or one of those Magic Air Freshener Trees.

Thats one very well thought out suggestion, would the op's prediciment be a regular occurance for you:D

brianthebard · 07-07-2008 7:42pm

I'd be inclined to leave it alone as a special air conditioner op.

CtrlSource · 07-07-2008 8:12pm

Hmm nashhty! A friend of mine with a slight medical prob had an 'accident' in the front of my car once *mouth dries at the recollection*. Took weeks for the aroma to go! Tried washing with warm water with a dash of detergent soap and also used a full can of that Neutradol stuff, but could still smell it (in fairness, i have a über sensitive aul' honker on me!). In the end, nature took its course, the Neutradol neutralised the bacteria i guess and after a while, the seat lost its pong

caesar wrote: »

...by accidentally do you mean that you were suppose to have sex on the back seat? but you just got carried away:D

i would just like to vouch for front passenger seat nookie. Coolness. That is all :P

Abi · 07-07-2008 8:46pm

newbie123 wrote: »

ok here we go
i might of....accidentally...ended up having sex in my car in the passinger seat,
and now theres a bit of a smell lol
does anyone know how to get rid of it?
thanks in advance

Pay someone to burn it out at the side of a country road. Women can smell riding like you wouldn't believe. And even if she had a non-functional nose, I'd say you're the sort that would tell on yourself with dodgey eyes and air-freshner overkill. Whats more, we'd know better than to take some story about a rancid fart, or giving a bloke from work with stinking trotters a lift home.

Your done for. Burn the car.

Ghost Train · 07-07-2008 9:41pm

get a cat and make it pee on the seat

that will mask the smell of anything

you'll have to think of some way to get rid of the cat pee smell though

Fulton Crown · 07-07-2008 9:57pm

What sort o car you got - A Hummer ???? heh heh heh

:D

Can't believe a quick ride could leave such a pegg......

listermint · 08-07-2008 10:56pm

Just seen this Vid and remembered this thread.... might help

http://www.videojug.com/film/how-to-remove-cigarette-odor-from-your-car

not just cigarette smells many others too..

MissHoneyBun · 09-07-2008 12:27am

Ya durty dawwwwwg

Try givin it a scrub with bread soda

randylonghorn · 09-07-2008 2:55am

MissHoneyBun wrote: »

Ya durty dawwwwwg
Try givin it a scrub with bread soda

Wouldn't that be a bit of an over-reaction? :eek:

Oh, wait ... you meant the car seat!

admiralofthefleet · 09-07-2008 2:58am

chloroform or a bag of lime always gets rid of a 'problem'

challengemaster · 09-07-2008 3:14am

admiralofthefleet wrote: »

chloroform or a bag of lime always gets rid of a 'problem'

I think that could lead to quite a few more of the same problem!

Jigsaw · 09-07-2008 3:14am

Surely doors open for a bit and an air freshener would suffice? Lots of overkill suggestions.

Empty a bottle of aftershave over the affected area.

darkman2 · 09-07-2008 3:32am

newbie123 wrote: »

ok here we go
i might of....accidentally...ended up having sex in my car in the passinger seat,
and now theres a bit of a smell lol
does anyone know how to get rid of it?
thanks in advance

'theres a bit of a smell'

Now in all fairness why is there a 'smell'? Whether you had sex or not thats what I dont understand. You do know where the shower is? Maybe you could tell us what your car smells like? Maybe its not what you think? And anyway what is a passenger going to say - 'hmmm smells like you had sex on this seat' - thats a bit strange man. Normally a dog cant smell his own sh!t so it must be something else.

Maybe you have a genuine problem but I find it a bit strange. Just leave your car door open for a few hours.

LouOB · 09-07-2008 10:00am

This is one of the best threads EVER
and crying with the laughter

tbh · 09-07-2008 10:50am

I don't understand. You're a bloke, right? So when someone says "whats that smell?" you just say "I shagged someone in here last night" and fix them with your steely stare. Like I said, what's the problem?

Captain Ginger · 09-07-2008 10:56am

Yeah just keep it, and then you can shag more women there and collect more smells

newbie123 · 09-07-2008 4:00pm

javaboy wrote: »

Yet another post to tell us that the OP had sex. :rolleyes: I see these types all the time.

OP posted in the motors forum about cleaning their car but it could just have easily been one of the Computer forums:

So I was having vigourous sex and knocked my laptop off the desk by accident. Now it won't turn on after I inadvertently knocked it over while having sex.

Can anyone help me solve my problem which was caused while I was having sex?

P.S. I had sex.

p.p.s. it was savage... lol

newbie123 · 09-07-2008 4:06pm

thanks listermint ill try that is it just normal vinger or what?
some of the replies im getting here are hilarious im accually laughing so hard at some of them.
theres a bit of a stain too though but im sure thatl come off with water as the seats are grey

nevaeh-2die-4 · 09-07-2008 4:52pm

newbie123 wrote: »

ok here we go
i might of....accidentally...ended up having sex in my car in the passinger seat,
and now theres a bit of a smell lol
does anyone know how to get rid of it?
thanks in advance

How is there a smell?????

A smell mayb for 5 mins..

stop creating a thread like this to get " responses"

the smell of jizz doesnt linger for that long....

Thrust me I have pended the misuses plenty of times in the back seat if u put a uv light u could see my car glow from space.

BloodSugarSex · 09-07-2008 4:53pm

nevaeh-2die-4 wrote: »

How is there a smell?????

A smell mayb for 5 mins..

stop creating a thread like this to get " responses"

the smell of jizz doesnt linger for that long....

Thrust me I have pended the misuses plenty of times in the back seat if u put a uv light u could see my car glow from space.

****ING HILLARIOUS

bantee · 09-07-2008 5:41pm

nevaeh-2die-4 wrote: »

Thrust me

Thats exactly what got him in this awful mess

randylonghorn · 09-07-2008 6:54pm

nevaeh-2die-4 wrote: »

Thrust me, I have pended the misuses plenty of times in the back seat if u put a uv light u could see my car glow from space.

I now have a disturbing mental image of nevaeh as "Lucky Pierre" in the middle of a 3some in a car. I really didn't need that before my dinner!

Could be described as misuse of a back seat all right ...

Scawgeen · 09-07-2008 7:38pm

If you have cloth seats sponge with a weak solution of pine disinfectant, that combined with the complete dash polished with 'Son of a Gun' will put your other have right off the scent ( pardon the pun, pardon the pun on the pun etc)...oh a don't forget a lavender and vanilla carboard air freshener.
Sometimes a little bit of stale fishfinger left in the runner of the seats will get you off the hook.

Kiera · 09-07-2008 8:00pm

I think the story about you getting drunk and peeing on the seat is more believable than you having sex

John Mason · 09-07-2008 9:33pm

MY GOD

what were you having sex with?

i have sex all the time and it my house or furniture never smells of sex :eek:

javaboy · 09-07-2008 9:37pm

irishbird wrote: »

MY GOD

what were you having sex with?

i have sex all the time and it my house or furniture never smells of sex :eek:

Des(GTFO) must be a machine!

btw Did the OP say what ASL/species they bumped uglies with?

Kimbot · 09-07-2008 9:37pm

nevaeh-2die-4 wrote: »

How is there a smell?????

A smell mayb for 5 mins..

stop creating a thread like this to get " responses"

the smell of jizz doesnt linger for that long....

Thrust me I have pended the misuses plenty of times in the back seat if u put a uv light u could see my car glow from space.

Unless he shot his load up his nose and hasn't copped it yet!!

javaboy · 09-07-2008 9:38pm

jonny24ie wrote: »

Unless he shot his load up his nose and hasn't copped it yet!!

I see somebody was watching the There's Something About Mary Director's Cut.

tubey · 09-07-2008 9:52pm

I'm guessing she came all over the place. That stuff can smell after a while......

javaboy · 09-07-2008 10:01pm

tubey wrote: »

I'm guessing she came all over the place. That stuff can smell after a while......

Let's not make assumptions

Nevyn · 09-07-2008 10:35pm

irishbird wrote: »

MY GOD

what were you having sex with?

i have sex all the time and it my house or furniture never smells of sex :eek:

More like the by the sounds of it the whole house reeks of it but you just don't notice...

Yes sex smells and really it's not bad thing but fabreze would be a good bet.

newbie123 · 15-07-2008 6:47am

the smell wasnt bad a while afterwards but its been a while now and it smells disgusting
someone even said it today to me what the **** is that smell???
fabreeze isnt cutting it, might try that vinegar stuff,
does anyone else have any other suggestions?

Jesus Wept · 15-07-2008 7:05am

nevaeh-2die-4 wrote: »

Thrust me I have pended the misuses plenty of times in the back seat if u put a uv light u could see my car glow from space.

Hero.

'Ploughed' would of sounded more impressive than 'pended' though, imo.

irishbird wrote: »

MY GOD

what were you having sex with?

i have sex all the time and it my house or furniture never smells of sex :eek:

Do you live in Finglas by chance?
I always bypass Finglas, the smell of sex off the place would knock ya sideways.

newbie123 wrote: »

the smell wasnt bad a while afterwards but its been a while now and it smells disgusting
someone even said it today to me what the **** is that smell???
fabreeze isnt cutting it, might try that vinegar stuff,
does anyone else have any other suggestions?

Get one of those 'new car smell' air fresheners, that way your car will smell like a new car.

...and not a bum sex car.

Neamhshuntasach · 15-07-2008 9:11am

While you are seeking a rememdy for the odor situation you may also want to consider a visit to your local GP. I think you have a problem. Because if your bodily fluids can stink up a car and not even fabreeze or shak and vac can remove it. There is definitly something wrong. Unless you were fu<king a yeti that squirts.

Hail 2 Da Chimp · 15-07-2008 10:20am

Neamhshuntasach wrote: »

Unless you were fu<king a yeti that squirts.

Maybe he was... Lets not be too quick to judge the man!

Steve_o · 15-07-2008 10:25am

Hail 2 Da Chimp wrote: »

Maybe he was... Lets not be too quick to judge the man!

I say judge him QUICKER!!!....:p

Man this thread has lasted longer than I ever thought it would!!!

cournioni · 15-07-2008 10:56am

Do a poo on the seat and blame it on the dog/cat/pigeon... Problem solved.

Phlann · 15-07-2008 2:05pm

You sure it's not just your catholic guilt that you're smelling?

Steve_o · 15-07-2008 2:39pm

Phlann wrote: »

You sure it's not just your catholic guilt that you're smelling?

heheh, yea, a good ol' pray and maybe a confession is what ya need!!

cournioni · 15-07-2008 3:17pm

Steve_o wrote: »

heheh, yea, a good ol' pray and maybe a confession is what ya need!!

The aul holy water will do the trick. Gets stains and odours out of the toughest fabrics...

Mimikyu · 15-07-2008 4:26pm

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16-07-2008 11:56am

newbie123 wrote: »

thanks listermint ill try that is it just normal vinger or what?
some of the replies im getting here are hilarious im accually laughing so hard at some of them.
theres a bit of a stain too though but im sure thatl come off with water as the seats are grey

Woah woah woah, back up the truck a minute... here you are regailing us of your sexual prowess and how this smell for love nor money cannot be shifted... yet you then make the fatal error of tripping yourself up in your web of lies when you reveal with the above comment that you have not even tried so much as water on it yet.

I call shennannigans on this whole thread, try and find a better way to get believe to believe you had the ol' s.e.x. next time.

k thnx bye xxx

newbie123 · 16-07-2008 4:43pm

haha waters supposed to like make it smell worse for a few days ive been told

drunkmonkey · 16-07-2008 6:33pm

have you tried smoking weed in the car...that should mask the smell...

How big was this girl?, she must have had a pussy like the grand canyon to leave that kind of mess....

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