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Brandy and Cigars MkII

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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 22,646 ✭✭✭✭Sauve


    I cant believe none of you ever heard beer being referred to as being leg openers.For shame.

    Two beers- yes.
    Skip of pints- snoozey time.
    :D


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 8,289 ✭✭✭parker kent


    I cant believe none of you ever heard beer being referred to as being leg openers.For shame.

    Unsurprisingly given my ear for smut I had heard of it...my favourite is knicker droppers though :P


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 14,404 ✭✭✭✭Pembily


    We're finished at 3:30 today :D whoop!


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 9,925 ✭✭✭Otis Driftwood


    Two beers- yes.
    Skip of pints- snoozey time.
    :D

    I was talkin about my legs!@ Pembily,I haz a jelly,such a nice day outside.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 13,385 ✭✭✭✭D'Agger


    Pembily wrote: »
    We're finished at 3:30 today :D whoop!
    Free food at work again today....job :)


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 14,404 ✭✭✭✭Pembily


    I was talkin about my legs!@ Pembily,I haz a jelly,such a nice day outside.
    Ah now I get you, I have heard that expression before.

    Nanahna :P I'm going to go bike shopping :)


  • Moderators, Business & Finance Moderators, Society & Culture Moderators Posts: 9,763 Mod ✭✭✭✭ToxicPaddy


    Unsurprisingly given my ear for smut I had heard of it...my favourite is knicker droppers though :P

    I must be from a different country, knickers droppers are shots, cocktails are known as leg openers. I wont go on, there are ladies present*





    *dont wanna give away all our secrets :pac:


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,431 ✭✭✭Sky King


    Surely by saying one is having a few leg openers one is implying that it is their own legs that are to be opened.

    And that's rank.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,084 ✭✭✭Hyperbullet


    Pembily wrote: »
    Ah now I get you, I have heard that expression before.

    Nanahna :P I'm going to go bike shopping :)

    I haven't heard of that expression either! Is that something one does in a pub when looking for the ride? :pac:


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 14,824 ✭✭✭✭Panthro


    Shopped a new outfit for tonight for myself, pretty sweet Dracula outfit.
    Fecking starved when I got home, cooked up a massive dinner altogether, and now I feel like a beached whale:o


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 13,385 ✭✭✭✭D'Agger


    Panthro wrote: »
    Shopped a new outfit for tonight for myself, pretty sweet Dracula outfit.
    Fecking starved when I got home, cooked up a massive dinner altogether, and now I feel like a beached whale:o
    Nothing a few pints or "leg openers" wouldn't fix am I right Otis

    UP HIGH!!

    No? :(


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 8,289 ✭✭✭parker kent


    ToxicPaddy wrote: »
    I must be from a different country, knickers droppers are shots, cocktails are known as leg openers. I wont go on, there are ladies present*

    Well I was talking about funny names/sayings I've heard about alcohol in general, not the names of actual specific drinks.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 14,404 ✭✭✭✭Pembily


    Pembily wrote: »
    Ah now I get you, I have heard that expression before.

    Nanahna :P I'm going to go bike shopping :)

    I haven't heard of that expression either! Is that something one does in a pub when looking for the ride? :pac:

    Nope, it simply means I'm going to purchase a bicycle that one cycles on! :P


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,084 ✭✭✭Hyperbullet


    Pembily wrote: »
    Nope, it simply means I'm going to purchase a bicycle that one cycles on! :P

    Phew thank god that's been made clearer! :D


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 14,404 ✭✭✭✭Pembily



    Phew thank god that's been made clearer! :D
    Funny :P

    For the first time in ages I can hear upstairs having sex!


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,043 ✭✭✭KrustyUCC


    better than next door with only paper thin walls in between

    think it's time for some pizza


  • Posts: 0 CMod ✭✭✭✭ Victoria Salty Principal


    yell out running commentaries

    "is that all? surely you can go a bit longer? go on!!" etc

    no more noise problems ever again


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 14,404 ✭✭✭✭Pembily


    bluewolf wrote: »
    yell out running commentaries

    "is that all? surely you can go a bit longer? go on!!" etc

    no more noise problems ever again
    They stopped and to be fair I'm drunk (pathetically after 4 glasses of vino) so I don't really care. It may also have been pay back for last weekend :o:)


  • Posts: 0 CMod ✭✭✭✭ Victoria Salty Principal


    Pembily wrote: »
    They stopped and to be fair I'm drunk (pathetically after 4 glasses of vino) so I don't really care. It may also have been pay back for last weekend :o:)

    oh i'm joking around, sorry i forgot the smiley!!! :D:D

    ohhhh :D fair's fair so!


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 8,289 ✭✭✭parker kent


    Pembily you could always conduct their boning a la Michael J Fox :pac:




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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 14,404 ✭✭✭✭Pembily


    bluewolf wrote: »
    oh i'm joking around, sorry i forgot the smiley!!! :D:D

    ohhhh :D fair's fair so!
    Ohohoh I knew you were joking :)

    PK that means nothing to me :o


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 9,925 ✭✭✭Otis Driftwood


    Pembily wrote: »
    Funny :P

    For the first time in ages I can hear upstairs having sex!

    That can be rather annoying in fairness.Thank the lord its been years since Ive had to put up with it.
    Pembily wrote: »
    It may also have been pay back for last weekend :o:)

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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 8,289 ✭✭✭parker kent


    Pembily wrote: »
    PK that means nothing to me :o

    Check out the clip above from The Secret of My Success. I think everybody at some stage goes through that awkward moment!


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 14,404 ✭✭✭✭Pembily


    ^^ to both - I really shouldn't drunk post :o I'm going to sleep and try regain my dignity!


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 9,925 ✭✭✭Otis Driftwood


    Dignity is over rated.
    :cool:


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 14,404 ✭✭✭✭Pembily


    Dignity is over rated.
    :cool:
    You can say that as you lost yours a looooong time ago :p I'll regain mine :)


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 9,925 ✭✭✭Otis Driftwood


    Ive learned to live without it,so can you.


    :pac:


    Smart ass.

    :P


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 22,646 ✭✭✭✭Sauve


    Ive learned to live without it,so can you.


    :pac:


    Smart ass.

    :P

    A life without dignity or shame is an unburdened, wrinkle-free life. :D


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,031 ✭✭✭Cravez


    Was up at 4:30am as ill be going to the gym for 7am... it's a SATURDAY :o


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 9,925 ✭✭✭Otis Driftwood


    A life without dignity or shame is an unburdened, wrinkle-free life. :D

    My boyish good looks are testament to that.
    :cool:


    :pac:


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 14,404 ✭✭✭✭Pembily


    My boyish good looks are testament to that.
    :cool:


    :pac:
    You're what :P

    Morning all!


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 9,925 ✭✭✭Otis Driftwood


    Pffffftttt,you know what Im talking about lady!
    :P

    Ha ha ha.

    Hows the head?


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 14,762 ✭✭✭✭stupidusername


    Was up at 4:30am as ill be going to the gym for 7am... it's a SATURDAY :o

    oh crap that's early.

    just seen a living social deal for falconry, :D all excited, think i'll buy it for a christmas present for myself and my friend :D eeeeeeeee!


  • Posts: 0 CMod ✭✭✭✭ Victoria Salty Principal


    falconry is awesome, i went before and loved it, it was a birthday pressie some years ago

    half tempted to buy this one although im doing my best to save up for these courses!!


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 14,762 ✭✭✭✭stupidusername


    bluewolf wrote: »
    falconry is awesome, i went before and loved it, it was a birthday pressie some years ago

    half tempted to buy this one although im doing my best to save up for these courses!!

    Do it, DO IT, DO IT! :D


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 14,404 ✭✭✭✭Pembily


    Pffffftttt,you know what Im talking about lady!
    :P

    Ha ha ha.

    Hows the head?
    Head's grand :) Yours? I'm off to purchase a bike I'm possibly going to spend 800euro on it :o


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 9,925 ✭✭✭Otis Driftwood


    Pembily wrote: »
    Head's grand :) Yours? I'm off to purchase a bike I'm possibly going to spend 800euro on it :o

    Not a bother,I was well behaved last night!

    800 bucks on a bike,are you mad woman????
    :pac:

    Will you be able to get some of it covered by that bike to work thingy?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 14,404 ✭✭✭✭Pembily



    Not a bother,I was well behaved last night!
    800 bucks on a bike,are you mad woman????
    :pac:

    Will you be able to get some of it covered by that bike to work thingy?
    If I spend 800 on the bike and 100 on the lock it will cost me 63euro a month for ten months! New I'm looking at the 600euro one first. But yes I'm nuts :D


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 14,824 ✭✭✭✭Panthro


    Jaysus, that bike better be made of gold and sexy things.
    I was out last night and now I feel rough.
    Times a good 'un though!


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,031 ✭✭✭Cravez


    oh crap that's early.

    I knooowww, but I would have been able to get in for 7 and get out early enough as I know one of the guys who works there (Gym isn't normally open until 10am). I didn't get much sleep anyway so thought why not :D

    Always interested in the Falconry, alot of those Social Living/Group On sites always have them on offer occassionally


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 14,404 ✭✭✭✭Pembily


    Panthro wrote: »
    Jaysus, that bike better be made of gold and sexy things.
    I was out last night and now I feel rough.
    Times a good 'un though!
    Nope just aluminium and carbon fiber :D that's sexy to me though :o when's your date papa?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 14,824 ✭✭✭✭Panthro


    Pembily wrote: »
    Nope just aluminium and carbon fiber :D that's sexy to me though :o when's your date papa?

    carbon fibre eh??...
    stans-dad.jpg?w=460&h=343
    :):pac:

    Date supposed to be tomorrow, see online dating thread for predicament!


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 9,925 ✭✭✭Otis Driftwood


    Pembily wrote: »
    Nope just aluminium and carbon fiber :D that's sexy to me though :o when's your date papa?

    You really need to get out more if thats the case Pem!:pac:


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,373 ✭✭✭Dr Galen


    think i'll head back to bed tbh


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 3,879 ✭✭✭Kya1976


    Dr Galen wrote: »
    think i'll head back to bed tbh
    I was thinking the same myself.


    Just back from the tattoo studio:D


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 22,646 ✭✭✭✭Sauve


    Kya1976 wrote: »

    Just back from the tattoo studio:D

    Show us show us!!

    Very sore after a 5k race yesterday, but thanks to my wee brother pacing me I knocked 90 secs off my pb. Well chuffed :)


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 14,762 ✭✭✭✭stupidusername


    I knooowww, but I would have been able to get in for 7 and get out early enough as I know one of the guys who works there (Gym isn't normally open until 10am). I didn't get much sleep anyway so thought why not :D

    Always interested in the Falconry, alot of those Social Living/Group On sites always have them on offer occassionally

    yeah why not, if you've the energy for it of a saturday morning!

    just have to figure out if I can get to that part of wicklow and then i'll buy it :D


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 3,879 ✭✭✭Kya1976


    Show us show us!!

    Very sore after a 5k race yesterday, but thanks to my wee brother pacing me I knocked 90 secs off my pb. Well chuffed :)

    Ah I only did touch ups today on 2 tattoos in my ears:)

    Doing this one next
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    Well done for doing the race!


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 22,646 ✭✭✭✭Sauve


    Kya1976 wrote: »
    Ah I only did touch ups today on 2 tattoos in my ears:)



    Doing this one next
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    Well done for doing the race!

    Thank you!
    That tattoo is so pretty, love it.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 9,925 ✭✭✭Otis Driftwood


    Got myself an awesome bear hat today with the impending ice age!:D


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