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    #32
    Star Lord
    Registered Users Posts: 30,123 ✭✭✭✭Star Lord


    Our corner is special. The deep dark secret that they won't let me tell you about the nest is


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    #33
    southcentralts
    Registered Users Posts: 833 ✭✭✭southcentralts


    To celebrate our new found fame and to keep Damo quiet, drinks are on the house!!!


    Literally on the house, just use the window rope ladder to get yours.


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    #34
    Star Lord
    Registered Users Posts: 30,123 ✭✭✭✭Star Lord


    You know I'm afraid of heights, you big meanie.

    I'll be in the cellar, licking moisture off the floor.

    Again.


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    #35
    C.K Dexter Haven
    Closed Accounts Posts: 9,711 ✭✭✭C.K Dexter Haven


    Chucken wrote: »

    We're beating Politics! Come on people, keep it going!
    *

    It's getting rather violent in here - what have politicians ever done to us, eh?

    Oh, wait, yes. Carry on.


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    #36
    southcentralts
    Registered Users Posts: 833 ✭✭✭southcentralts


    no not the cellar, it is where I keep my private stock of spirit of Louisianan.


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    #37
    EZ24GET
    Registered Users Posts: 6,017 ✭✭✭EZ24GET


    beating ? like in brutality? I thought we were a pacifist state?


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    #38
    C.K Dexter Haven
    Closed Accounts Posts: 9,711 ✭✭✭C.K Dexter Haven


    EZ24GET wrote: »
    beating ? like in brutality? I thought we were a pacifist state?

    We're in a state? I thought it was a principality.:confused:


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    #39
    Chucken
    Registered Users Posts: 9,459 ✭✭✭Chucken


    I thought we were a municipality?

    Or at least multiplicity?

    Or is that just Jimmy? :confused:


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    #40
    EZ24GET
    Registered Users Posts: 6,017 ✭✭✭EZ24GET


    its definitely not a democracy


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    #41
    southcentralts
    Registered Users Posts: 833 ✭✭✭southcentralts


    Sarky has passed into the nether-realms and has become our deity, we give him offerings of jam on Saturday's and must all observe the ritualistic prayers morning noon and night -

    Battery
    Master of Puppets
    The Thing That Should Not Be
    Welcome Home (Sanitarium)
    Heroes
    Leper Messiah
    Orion"
    Damage, Inc."

    That is all - High priest Damo will be able to advise about arranging services.


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    #42
    EZ24GET
    Registered Users Posts: 6,017 ✭✭✭EZ24GET


    Sarky has passed. That means the gates of oppression have lifted ! That or everyone was blaming the wrong guy for it all along.


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    #43
    Star Lord
    Registered Users Posts: 30,123 ✭✭✭✭Star Lord


    EZ24GET wrote: »
    Sarky has passed. That means the gates of oppression have lifted ! That or everyone was blaming the wrong guy for it all along.

    You've bought into my schemes, excellent! :D


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    #44
    Renegade Mechanic
    Registered Users Posts: 7,934 ✭✭✭Renegade Mechanic


    Jaysus... Whod have thought that ban hammer would reach me up in that plane! :eek:
    Bloody flares malfunctioned..


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    #45
    C.K Dexter Haven
    Closed Accounts Posts: 9,711 ✭✭✭C.K Dexter Haven


    EZ24GET wrote: »
    Sarky has passed..

    His bowel movements are not our concern- let's not speak of this again.


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    #46
    Matt Holck
    Registered Users Posts: 9,706 ✭✭✭Matt Holck


    not if my threads are locked


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    #47
    EZ24GET
    Registered Users Posts: 6,017 ✭✭✭EZ24GET


    hey Matt! you could start some more threads


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    #48
    southcentralts
    Registered Users Posts: 833 ✭✭✭southcentralts


    Matt, do you feel like people walk all over you?


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    #49
    EZ24GET
    Registered Users Posts: 6,017 ✭✭✭EZ24GET


    no one walks over Matt


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    #50
    Renegade Mechanic
    Registered Users Posts: 7,934 ✭✭✭Renegade Mechanic


    EZ24GET wrote: »
    no one walks over Matt

    But can they be excused for failing to remember you?


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    #51
    southcentralts
    Registered Users Posts: 833 ✭✭✭southcentralts


    It's friday guys, time for happy hour where today's special is the pessimists dream

    Half measures for half price.


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    #52
    Chucken
    Registered Users Posts: 9,459 ✭✭✭Chucken


    southcentralts wrote: »
    It's friday guys, time for happy hour where today's special is the pessimists dream

    Half measures for half price.


    Ha! You're not going to catch me out with that old trick.

    I'll have a full measure for full price if you don't mind....

    No flies on me boyo :cool:


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    #53
    Star Lord
    Registered Users Posts: 30,123 ✭✭✭✭Star Lord


    tCN special!

    For the next 24 hours* only!

    All drinks are 2 for the price of 3!
    Get 'em while you can!!!





    *By hours we mean years


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    #54
    southcentralts
    Registered Users Posts: 833 ✭✭✭southcentralts


    In order to deal with the overwhelming demand for the latest offer I find my stocks dwindling so I have to revise it - for the next 24 hours I am offering €37.75 for 2 drinks.


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    #55
    EZ24GET
    Registered Users Posts: 6,017 ✭✭✭EZ24GET


    no one could really forget me.


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    #56
    southcentralts
    Registered Users Posts: 833 ✭✭✭southcentralts


    Or your 'I owe U's, which by the way we now use as currency, We have added a picture of our monarch Princess Peach, We trade currently at one 'I owe U' is equal to 5 shots or 213 Bitcoins for 1 'I owe U'.

    This does mean that you are now 'The Mint' so we have taken insurance against your kidnapping, forget you?, you are the very center of our economy now!


    Get To Work!!!


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    #57
    C.K Dexter Haven
    Closed Accounts Posts: 9,711 ✭✭✭C.K Dexter Haven


    Renegade Mechanic wrote: »
    But can they be excused for failing to remember you?

    Ive an old Roll Royce- how much to change the oil in the picnic basket?
    southcentralts wrote: »
    Get To Work!!!

    Get outa here with yer bleddin orders:rolleyes:


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    #58
    Renegade Mechanic
    Registered Users Posts: 7,934 ✭✭✭Renegade Mechanic


    C.K Dexter Haven wrote: »
    Ive an old Roll Royce- how much to change the oil in the picnic basket.

    It depends. If the piston return springs have come into contact with the cross drilled brake pipes, something Bentleys are known for- particularly the Brooklands, them the picnic basket will have been contaminated and will require complete replacement:(


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    #59
    C.K Dexter Haven
    Closed Accounts Posts: 9,711 ✭✭✭C.K Dexter Haven


    Renegade Mechanic wrote: »
    It depends. If the piston return springs have come into contact with the cross drilled brake pipes, something Bentleys are known for- particularly the Brooklands, them the picnic basket will have been contaminated and will require complete replacement:(

    It's a Rolls. No wonder you were struck off the list of "Great Mechanics of the 21st Century".:(


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    #60
    EZ24GET
    Registered Users Posts: 6,017 ✭✭✭EZ24GET


    do you think the21st century is already getting old? Could we just skip to the 22nd?


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    #61
    C.K Dexter Haven
    Closed Accounts Posts: 9,711 ✭✭✭C.K Dexter Haven


    EZ24GET wrote: »
    do you think the21st century is already getting old? Could we just skip to the 22nd?

    Countings not allowed here you know:P


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