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Do you Flush?

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  • 08-07-2009 4:39am
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    darkman2
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 8,633 ✭✭✭


    So do you flush the shtuff down the tube? :pac: Some people don't - I mean, seriously, I don't want to see, If I go into Connolly station for relief, a big turd from someone else - yet I have no choice cause that is what there is.

    Do you flush? 48 votes

    Yes - I make sure the turd ain't visible
    0% 0 votes
    Sometimes
    97% 47 votes
    No - they must see the King's work
    2% 1 vote
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    cson
    Registered Users Posts: 14,413 ✭✭✭✭cson


    That's a bit shitty man :(


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    #3
    TriceMarie
    Closed Accounts Posts: 645 ✭✭✭TriceMarie


    Lol!Perhaps it WOULDN'T flush away :eek:


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    sitout
    Closed Accounts Posts: 423 ✭✭sitout


    darkman2 wrote: »
    So do you flush the shtuff down the tube? :pac: Some people don't - I mean, seriously, I don't want to see, If I go into Connolly station for relief, a big turd from someone else - yet I have no choice cause that is what there is.

    A phantom SIHT


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    Rented Mule
    Registered Users Posts: 5,153 ✭✭✭Rented Mule


    TriceMarie wrote: »
    Lol!Perhaps it WOULDN'T flush away :eek:

    I keep a baseball bat handy in the jacks. Sometimes, you have to sneak up behind it and give it an auld whack with the bat when it isn't looking.

    If you temporarily stun it, it flushes easier.


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    FlutterinBantam
    Closed Accounts Posts: 14,576 ✭✭✭✭FlutterinBantam


    If you happen to leave "meatloaf's daughter" wallowing in the bottom of the pan and you cannot encourage her to head "out to sea" a good idea is to stick a little US flag on her.

    That way some corpulent US tourist will be blamed.

    Looks well too.


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    #7
    chin_grin
    Closed Accounts Posts: 10,808 ✭✭✭✭chin_grin


    I knew there was a sh!te smell off this thread.


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    minxie
    Registered Users Posts: 4,064 ✭✭✭minxie


    Its a bit of a stinker


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    #9
    Joey the lips
    Registered Users Posts: 10,262 ✭✭✭✭Joey the lips


    Some people dont I would say cause they dont want to put there hands on disese ridden toilet bowls and seats. Thats prob why


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    ejmaztec
    Registered Users Posts: 23,982 ✭✭✭✭ejmaztec


    Probably mutant Mars Bars trying to make their escape from the sewers after years of toxic captivity, only to be thwarted by a slippery-sided bog.:(


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    Aidric
    Registered Users Posts: 13,589 ✭✭✭✭Aidric


    It's a big bugbear of mine, people who don't attempt to flush, pure ignorance really.


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    #12
    Wazdakka
    Registered Users Posts: 4,467 ✭✭✭Wazdakka


    Sh1t Thread


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    greyed
    Registered Users Posts: 324 ✭✭greyed


    darkman2 wrote: »
    So do you flush the shtuff down the tube? :pac: Some people don't - I mean, seriously, I don't want to see, If I go into Connolly station for relief, a big turd from someone else - yet I have no choice cause that is what there is.

    Isnt "the tube" TV? I wouldnt try that :pac:


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    ejmaztec
    Registered Users Posts: 23,982 ✭✭✭✭ejmaztec


    Yep, complete crap.


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    #15
    Pop's Diner
    Closed Accounts Posts: 423 ✭✭Pop's Diner


    If it's brown flush it down. If it's yellow leave it fellow.


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    #16
    FlutterinBantam
    Closed Accounts Posts: 14,576 ✭✭✭✭FlutterinBantam


    Dropped a log of impressive girth and definition in Larry Murphy's Baggot St. about 1240 today.
    She swamped the bottom of the pot like a fcukin' adult Nile croc. after eating an impala.
    Had to leave her lurking as I knew she wouldnt flush.

    Like a bull walrus basking on a rock.


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    javaboy
    Registered Users Posts: 15,094 ✭✭✭✭javaboy


    No toilet threads.


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