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Father Ted Trivia Quiz

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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,973 ✭✭✭ShagNastii


    costacurta and roberto baggio?


    How much does Buzz Cagney wipe his ass with?


  • Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators, Society & Culture Moderators Posts: 10,571 Mod ✭✭✭✭Robbo


    mental07 wrote: »
    Name two Italian footballers Dougal mentioned while trying to give Fr. Jack his last rites
    Costacurta and Baggio.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,973 ✭✭✭ShagNastii


    How much does Buzz Cagney wipe his ass with


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,234 ✭✭✭vincenzolorenzo


    ShagNastii wrote: »
    How much does Buzz Cagney wipe his ass with

    $400. I wonder can that still be used as legal tender?!

    What were the names of Fargo Boyle's two henchmen in Chirpy Burpy Cheap Sheep?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,973 ✭✭✭ShagNastii


    Giiiiiiant Reid and Hud Hastings

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    F*cking Hell!!!!!



    What computor game were Dougal and Damo playing, when Fr.Frost called the parochial house?


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,234 ✭✭✭vincenzolorenzo


    ShagNastii wrote: »
    Giiiiiiant Reid and Hud Hastings


    What computor game were Dougal and Damo playing, when Fr.Frost called the parochial house?

    Street fighter.

    What did Giant and Hud buy with the money Fargo gave them?


  • Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators, Society & Culture Moderators Posts: 10,571 Mod ✭✭✭✭Robbo


    Street fighter.

    What did Giant and Hud buy with the money Fargo gave them?
    A crown and a fur coat.

    My question about the winner of the Lovely Girls Competition still stands.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,973 ✭✭✭ShagNastii


    A crown and a fur coat.


    Dougal goes to the Learys shop on his know in one episode what does he buy?


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 994 ✭✭✭mental07


    Robbo wrote: »
    My question about the winner of the Lovely Girls Competition still stands.
    Imelda

    Who did attendees of said competition mistake Jack for?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,973 ✭✭✭ShagNastii


    mental07 wrote: »
    Imelda

    Who did attendees of said competition mistake Jack for?

    Sir Bob Geldof

    Who goes to dinner with Imelda


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,234 ✭✭✭vincenzolorenzo


    ShagNastii wrote: »
    Who goes to dinner with Imelda

    Mrs Doyle and Niamh Connolly. it was the only way she would let Ted have the house back.

    What priest 'looked like a cup'?


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 994 ✭✭✭mental07


    What priest 'looked like a cup'?
    Fr. Fitzgibbon, he had ears like handles

    Who did Dougal compare Fr. Fintan Stack to?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,234 ✭✭✭vincenzolorenzo


    mental07 wrote: »
    Who did Dougal compare Fr. Fintan Stack to?

    Hitler, or one of them mad fellas.

    Why did ted say he was worse than Hitler?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,973 ✭✭✭ShagNastii


    He was playing jungle music a night and drilling holes in the wall?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 666 ✭✭✭pigeonbutler


    You wouldn't find hitler playing jungle music at 3 in the morning.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,973 ✭✭✭ShagNastii


    When writing their Eurovision song what two rappers did Ted tell Dougal to forget about?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 25,243 ✭✭✭✭Jesus Wept


    icey tea... and snoop...doggy dog, he said it messed up though? :p


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,336 ✭✭✭jasonb


    I think it was Icy Tea and Scoopy Scoopy Dog Dog?

    Why do Sheep travel north?

    J.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 994 ✭✭✭mental07


    jasonb wrote: »
    I think it was Icy Tea and Scoopy Scoopy Dog Dog?

    Why do Sheep travel north?

    J.

    It's less stuffy

    How many records does Dougal have in his collection?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,336 ✭✭✭jasonb


    1?

    What makes Fr. Jack become a nice old man?

    J.


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,973 ✭✭✭ShagNastii


    Spring?


    There is no damand for this cause its ****e?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,336 ✭✭✭jasonb


    Actually, I'll change that to 2, The 'My Lovely Horse' record, and the BBC Sound Effects Album...

    J.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,336 ✭✭✭jasonb


    ShagNastii wrote: »
    Spring?


    There is no damand for this cause its ****e?

    Nope, not Spring... And UHT Milk is ****e...

    J.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 994 ✭✭✭mental07


    ShagNastii wrote: »


    There is no damand for this cause its ****e?
    UHT milk

    Name one housewife that Dougal sees in the nip


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,973 ✭✭✭ShagNastii


    Hello mrs. Gleeson


    Who's Ted one and only love interest?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,336 ✭✭✭jasonb


    Apart from himself? Polly Clarke...

    Still waiting for an answer on what makes Fr. Jack turn into a nice old man...

    J.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,973 ✭✭✭ShagNastii


    clue?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,336 ✭✭✭jasonb


    It's not the time of year, it's the year itself...

    J.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,234 ✭✭✭vincenzolorenzo


    jasonb wrote: »
    What makes Fr. Jack turn into a nice old man?

    Leap years!

    What was the name of the priest who had a hit single ine England but released it under a different name so people wouldn't know he was a priest?


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,336 ✭✭✭jasonb


    The name he released the song under was Midge Ure ( or at least that's hinted at ). The Priest was Fr Benny Cake...

    J.


  • Registered Users Posts: 1,041 ✭✭✭José Alaninho


    No question? I'll have a go so :)

    What incident led to Dougal's 'incarceration' (of sorts) on Craggy Island?


  • Registered Users Posts: 8,711 ✭✭✭keano_afc


    The Blackrock incident?

    Who has Ted got framed on his mantlepiece, besides the Pope?


  • Registered Users Posts: 1,041 ✭✭✭José Alaninho


    keano_afc wrote: »
    The Blackrock incident?

    Who has Ted got framed on his mantlepiece, besides the Pope?

    Correctimundo!

    Tough one.... em, he has himself framed dressed as Mother Teresa anyway... and there was Dougal's holiday snaps (the sunburnt ones :) ) Close?


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 994 ✭✭✭mental07


    keano_afc wrote: »

    Who has Ted got framed on his mantlepiece, besides the Pope?
    Jack Charlton

    What was the blind priest on the plane listening to during the flight ("Flight Into Terror")?


  • Registered Users Posts: 1,041 ✭✭✭José Alaninho


    mental07 wrote: »
    Jack Charlton

    What was the blind priest on the plane listening to during the flight ("Flight Into Terror")?

    Mr. Bean! :D


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 738 ✭✭✭AndyP


    What "exactly" is Eoin McLove's problem?


  • Registered Users Posts: 1,353 ✭✭✭MR NINE


    he has no willy?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 738 ✭✭✭AndyP


    MR NINE wrote: »
    he has no willy?

    Yep.


  • Registered Users Posts: 1,353 ✭✭✭MR NINE


    how much does ted pay to get his fortune told?


  • Registered Users Posts: 1,041 ✭✭✭José Alaninho


    MR NINE wrote: »
    how much does ted pay to get his fortune told?

    "Cross my palm with silver...."

    "Silver? I don't carry big bags of it around with me-"

    "Gimme a pound!"

    :D lol


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  • Registered Users Posts: 1,353 ✭✭✭MR NINE


    "Cross my palm with silver...."

    "Silver? I don't carry big bags of it around with me-"

    "Gimme a pound!"

    :D lol

    yep well answered, now you ask one


  • Registered Users Posts: 1,041 ✭✭✭José Alaninho


    MR NINE wrote: »
    yep well answered, now you ask one

    Hmmmmm.... *thinks for ages*

    Okay -

    In the episode which dealt with Lent, Dougal, Ted and Jack gave up rollerblading, smoking and booze respectively.

    But what did their Rugged Island counterparts claim to have each given up?


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 911 ✭✭✭994


    Hmmmmm.... *thinks for ages*

    Okay -

    In the episode which dealt with Lent, Dougal, Ted and Jack gave up rollerblading, smoking and booze respectively.

    But what did their Rugged Island counterparts claim to have each given up?
    Skateboarding, smoking and booze.

    What is the first line spoken in Father Ted?


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 994 ✭✭✭mental07


    994 wrote: »
    Skateboarding, smoking and booze.

    What is the first line spoken in Father Ted?
    'Right, that's Tuesday dealt with.'

    What's the last line?


  • Registered Users Posts: 1,041 ✭✭✭José Alaninho


    mental07 wrote: »
    'Right, that's Tuesday dealt with.'

    What's the last line?

    Forever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever ........

    EDIT: nearly got me there! :P If you include the credits, it's 'Goodnight Ted' - 'Goodnight Dougal'


  • Registered Users Posts: 373 ✭✭fatherbuzcagney


    what song did 'the hairy bowseys' sing in the eurovision 1996 contest


  • Registered Users Posts: 1,041 ✭✭✭José Alaninho


    what song did 'the hairy bowseys' sing in the eurovision 1996 contest

    You Dirty English Bastards!


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 70 ✭✭The BOFH


    Who made the eye charts used in Fr Jack's eye test in The Mainland?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 40,899 ✭✭✭✭Xavi6


    Feck Arse Industries

    By what name does Polly keep calling Ted?


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 11,148 ✭✭✭✭KnifeWRENCH


    Fr. Curley

    In the episode with all the rabbits, Dougal says that one of them looks like which actor?


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