True, but ridiculously hard to believe.

sinjin_smythe · 06-07-2009 11:02pm

PeterLT wrote: »

I have one story there.

Where?

scop · 06-07-2009 11:14pm

I once attended a party where an man with an axe arrived at the door to complain about the noise.

galwayrush · 06-07-2009 11:18pm

This is fecking weird but apparently true, didn't know where better to post it.

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galwayrush · 06-07-2009 11:19pm

scop wrote: »

I once attended a party where an man with an axe arrived at the door to complain about the noise.

wasn't me, i use a lump hammer.:D

Sleipnir · 06-07-2009 11:20pm

At 16, friend was driving a car underage, with no license and no insurance at 3 in the morning (I was a passenger) and we pulled into a 24 hour garage to get cigarettes only to see a squad car parked up.

Friend stupidly swung the car around and was about to leave until I told him we had no choice but to stop.
Got out, bought cigarettes and we were walking back to the car when one of the Gardai called out to us. Came over to the car and asked for my friends license.

Cue friend searching for a license that wasn't there in the glove compartment. Garda A is taking out his notebook when Garda B who was still by the squad car hops in, starts the engine, squeals over to us and tell the other Garda to get in.
On go the blue's and two's, Garda A says, smiling knowingly "see ya on the road lads"

Found out the next day that Elvis saved us.
(A man called Elvis was breaking into a pub the next town over)

Armin_Tamzarian · 06-07-2009 11:45pm

PeterLT wrote: »

Once my friend asked me for help, one lad owned him some money and he was very reluctant to give it back. Friend found out where he was (it was in some forest, celebrating something with his friends). So we arrived at the party, couple of other people joined us. There were no intentions to hurt someone or act criminal, but everything sliped out...

Friend start to talk and eventually it evolved into fight. Debtors friends fled and he was left outnumbered. He was beaten until I intervened and stoped everything, but he didn't want to give up. He went to his car and grabed an axe and contra attacked. Now my friend's help were giving legs, so I decided to stop that nonsence. I pulled up my gun (I was carying it legally with permission) and asked him to drop the axe. He didn't comply and attacked me, so I had to use my gun. Unfortunatelly semi-automatics have a huge disadvantage - they usually jam... This what happened that time. When I saw what happened I had to run vey fast. He threw the axe, missed (I was running REALLY fast), I fixed the gun, turned to him and asked to stop this nonsence again. I remember him coming closer to me with axe in his hand and blood over his face. I was pointing the gun at him and asking to comply. Eventually he listened to me, droped the axe I lowered the gun and this crap was finally over. I don't know did he give money back to my friend I was trying not to help him any more .

If you ever need a job you should contact this guy.
Sounds like you'd fit right in.

Ostrom · 06-07-2009 11:56pm

galwayrush wrote: »

I saw Rush live 7 times in 07, believe it or not.

Seriously??

You lucky bastid, was the the North American tour?

JustAddWater · 07-07-2009 12:08am

I was watching a programme last week bout a tribe from africa

The guy went out hunting for boar. he saw one but it attacked him. The boar bit off his penis guard, he chased it but ended up being attacked again, this time losing part of his nose.

He chased again and this time fell off a 100ft cliff. He was badly mangled but survived

Or also (gotta love the discovery channel) a pilot who took off his seatbelt after hitting cruising altitude. Mins later the front windshield blew off and he got sucked out, except the force pinned him down onto the front of the plane just above the window. The temperature was -17C and he was thousands of feet in the air. The co-pilot landed and they got him down. Had a broken arm and frostbite. He went back to work a few years later

Madness i tells ya

PeterLT · 07-07-2009 8:38am

Armin_Tamzarian wrote: »

If you ever need a job you should contact this guy.
Sounds like you'd fit right in.

No thanks, I'm on the right side of the law. We just couldn't be friends with him and you know, working for a man you don't like, makes your work really hard.

Professey Chin · 07-07-2009 9:03am

pikachucheeks wrote: »

A Snorlax.

I thought you become a Raicheeks?

pikachucheeks · 07-07-2009 9:49am

Ultimate Chin wrote: »

I thought you become a Raicheeks?

Ehhh. I wouldn't diss me, I have huge claws and weigh hundreds of pounds.
:pac:

Professey Chin · 07-07-2009 9:55am

pikachucheeks wrote: »

Ehhh. I wouldn't diss me, I have huge claws and weigh hundreds of pounds.
:pac:

Yes miss
Ill just stick with being a chinpokomon myself
I am Shoe :pac:

Wurly · 07-07-2009 11:45am

Wazdakka wrote: »

Whenever I start feeling sick,
I just stop being sick and be awesome instead. True story..

He he - I don't doubt you. It actually works!:pac:

Soul Cake Duck · 07-07-2009 12:41pm

My cousin and I were born on the same day and both had dark brown moles on the backs of our necks. Exact same shape, colour and place! The years go by and mine starts to change colour and look suspicious. I go to the doctor and he says it has to be removed because it could possibly have turned cancerous. I get the surgery (and a fear of needles while I was at it... on seeing the needle I jump up off the bed, scream at my poor mother and start running around the bed holding the back of the gown to cover me butt!! They wrestled my mother out of the room, caught me and pinned me down. I believe I cried solidly during the entire operation, hissing at any nurse that tried to console me! Fun times!!) Anyway the mole was removed (no cancer!) and a week later my cousin's had disappeared completely...like it was never there. Kind of weird.

Penn · 07-07-2009 12:53pm

When my mother was younger she had to have an operation. They brought her into hospital the night before, and she was going to have the operation the next morning. During the night, when the nurse was doing her round or whatever, my mother had gone sleepwalking (which she used to do when she was younger). They spent ages trying to find her. They eventually found her lying on the floor of the operating room she was scheduled to her her operation in. She hadn't even been shown where it was or anything

anti chris-t · 07-07-2009 2:51pm

i was going out with a midget stripper around christmas time for about 2 months. at the time i was living in a house in tallaght with 3 other lads and we had a huge christmas tree that we had cut down ourselves one drunken sunday morning.

So every christmas tree needs a fairy and one of the girls had a fairy dress, so we got the midget stripper to climb the tree in a fairy dress. It took her easily 10 mins to do as she kept falling off it. we got it on video but the phone has been lost in the meantime and none of my other mates believe me now

johnny_knoxvile · 07-07-2009 3:02pm

anti chris-t wrote: »

i was going out with a midget stripper around christmas time for about 2 months. at the time i was living in a house in tallaght with 3 other lads and we had a huge christmas tree that we had cut down ourselves one drunken sunday morning.

So every christmas tree needs a fairy and one of the girls had a fairy dress, so we got the midget stripper to climb the tree in a fairy dress. It took her easily 10 mins to do as she kept falling off it. we got it on video but the phone has been lost in the meantime and none of my other mates believe me now

surely the midget stripper will back you up?

Can you suggest any good midget strip clubs? The Naked Hobbit? The Erotic Elf? The Dirty Dwarf?

anti chris-t · 07-07-2009 3:06pm

johnny_knoxvile wrote: »

surely the midget stripper will back you up?

Can you suggest any good midget strip clubs? The Naked Hobbit? The Erotic Elf? The Dirty Dwarf?

believe it or not were not actually on good terms anymore.

would'nt know any good midget stripper clubs as i had private performances anytime i wanted

johnny_knoxvile · 07-07-2009 3:32pm

anti chris-t wrote: »

believe it or not were not actually on good terms anymore.

would'nt know any good midget stripper clubs as i had private performances anytime i wanted

you must have felt short changed (excuse the pun) with a midget striptease?

Shacklebolt · 07-07-2009 3:58pm

Averi Faint Smallpox wrote: »

Does anyone remember that kids show "News2day" that was on RTE2 about five years ago? Well, when I was sixteen I emailed that show pretending to be an avid five-year-old viewer named "Mike Hunt." You couldn't imagine my glee when the female presenter of the show read it out a couple of days afterwards.

I know two people called Mike Hunt... I don't know why its so common round here

07-07-2009 6:07pm

anti chris-t wrote: »

would'nt know any good midget stripper clubs as i had private performances anytime i wanted

How could anyone stoop so low?

TomCo · 07-07-2009 8:10pm

This one time, I saw a ghost!

cornbb · 07-07-2009 8:13pm

I bought a yorkie once and there was a wispa inside the wrapper. I swear to jesus. I wouldn't have believed it myself only I had a witness who confirmed it. They're not even made by the same company :eek:

Poor Uncle Tom · 07-07-2009 8:15pm

cornbb wrote: »

I bought a yorkie once and there was a wispa inside the wrapper. I swear to jesus. I wouldn't have believed it myself only I had a witness who confirmed it. They're not even made by the same company :eek:

Stuff like that can warp you forever....:eek:

I knew it..! Chocolate bars have sex with each other at night...I bet the Yorkie put on the Wispa wrapper as well....:D

ze4400 · 07-07-2009 10:35pm

scop wrote: »

I once attended a party where an man with an axe arrived at the door to complain about the noise.

Was that in Stillorgan beside the library by any chance?

True, but ridiculously hard to believe.

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