Things I hate about the supermarket

Chewbacca. · 13-06-2010 1:18pm #1

I fcuking hate:

.The frustrated bitchs that run around through the aisles

.The fcukers that stand behind you when you are looking deciding which item you are going to get

.The ignorant gob****es that barge down infront of you and gawk at stuff that they don't even want, I feel like kneeing them in the head

.People that leave their trolley in the middle of floor and walk off, I feel like swinging the trolley 360 degrees and smashing it off their back

.Bag packers, I would love to put a plastic bag over their face until they gasp for air,ripping holes in the bag where their eyes are,thus letting them get O2 and also making their eyes water.

Abi · 13-06-2010 1:23pm

R&R tbh. But I agree with all of it.

The Sparrow · 13-06-2010 1:26pm

Chewbacca. wrote: »

Bag packers

This. Always for some charity that I have never heard of or a local GAA club that I have no interest in supporting. I can pack my own bags quicker and more efficiently.

Plus ppl taking forever to pack their bags and holding the queue up.:mad:

Absurdum · 13-06-2010 1:27pm

worst thread ever

going to the supermarket is merely my cover for going out MILF hunting

Absurdum · 13-06-2010 1:28pm

but yeah bag packers are the work of the divil

chin_grin · 13-06-2010 1:31pm

OP shop online. Actually don't mix with the general population. Ever. That might sort you out.

robbie_998 · 13-06-2010 1:35pm

I hate old hags standing in the isle blocking up the whole place just to talk to each other and don't move out of your way.

Yes i have physically pushed one of those hags out of the way before simply because she was being a stupid stuck up ignorant cow !

Mint Sauce · 13-06-2010 1:36pm

people who just stop dead in the middle of the isle, and those who park up their shopping trolleys right if front of the shelf you want to have a gossip

:mad:

Columbia · 13-06-2010 1:38pm

Even if it's late at night with the store half empty, there will always be someone standing in front of the item I need.

Chewbacca. · 13-06-2010 1:48pm

Absurdum wrote: »

going to the supermarket is merely my cover for going out MILF hunting

Thats one of the few attractions of going to the supermarket

Chewbacca. · 13-06-2010 1:49pm

chin_grin wrote: »

OP shop online. Actually don't mix with the general population. Ever. That might sort you out.

You must be one of them

Mrs Garth Brooks · 13-06-2010 1:49pm

Hate the ****ers walking down an aisle and suddenly turn around with their trolley and hitting me with it. No observation and checking around them first for other shoppers, just turn it around and hits me. Ignorant. How did they get there and how are they getting their shopping home? I hope they're not the ones driving.

Absurdum · 13-06-2010 1:50pm

HardLuckWoman wrote: »

Hate the ****ers walking down an aisle and suddenly turn around with their trolley and hitting me with it. No observation and checking around them first for other shoppers, just turn it around and hits me. Ignorant. How did they get there and how are they getting their shopping home? I hope they're not the ones driving.

who the **** gave them a driving licence is what I wanna know

brummytom · 13-06-2010 1:51pm

Chewbacca. wrote: »

.The fcukers that stand behind you when you are looking deciding which item you are going to get

I hate people who stand in front of me when I'm trying to look for something.

Say, biscuits. I know I want a box of Jaffa Cakes but some ignorant twát has to stand in front of the whole biscuit section with his wife perusing all the different types, having a chat about what they should get while I'm stood behind for 10 minutes waiting.

Chewbacca. · 13-06-2010 2:00pm

brummytom wrote: »

I hate people who stand in front of me when I'm trying to look for something.

.

You shouldn't look for your willy until there is a free space at the urinal

sponsoredwalk · 13-06-2010 2:15pm

I'm all lost in the supermarket

I can no longer shop happily
I came in here for that special offer

A guaranteed personality :cool:

I wasn't born so much as I fell out
Nobody seemed to notice me

We had a hedge back home in the suburbs
Over which I never could see :P

I heard the people who lived on the ceiling
Scream and fight most scarily
Hearing that noise was my first ever feeling

That's how it's been all around me

I'm all tuned in, I see all the programmes
I save coupons from packets of tea :cool:
I've got my giant hit discoteque album
I empty a bottle and I feel a bit free

The kids in the halls and the pipes in the walls
Make me noises for company
Long distance callers make long distance calls
And the silence makes me lonely

And it's not hear
It disappear
I'm all lost

Magenta · 13-06-2010 2:19pm

Chewbacca. wrote: »

I fcuking hate:

.The frustrated bitchs that run around through the aisles

.The fcukers that stand behind you when you are looking deciding which item you are going to get

.The ignorant gob****es that barge down infront of you and gawk at stuff that they don't even want, I feel like kneeing them in the head

.People that leave their trolley in the middle of floor and walk off, I feel like swinging the trolley 360 degrees and smashing it off their back

.Bag packers, I would love to put a plastic bag over their face until they gasp for air,ripping holes in the bag where their eyes are,thus letting them get O2 and also making their eyes water.

You forgot "Screaming children running around while their incompetent parents look on".

stupidusername · 13-06-2010 2:43pm

Strange thing that seems to keep happening me at the supermarket: I'm standing in front of a block of items, I don't mean standing back a couple of metres I mean right in front of something, maybe reading a packet, when someone comes along and moves in in front of me :eek: It's not as if I would've been there ages.

So it's
Shelves of items
<

Ignorant Person
Me

Literally! Serious breach of personal space!!!! It's actually unbelievable when it happens.It's not even like they just go in and grab something, they move in and stand there like reading something, like I was. Crazy.

jigglywoo · 13-06-2010 2:51pm

I hate when the cashier starts having some stupid convo with the person who is paying for their shopping. Suddenly hand movements become super slow and it takes 10 seconds instead of 1 for the money to be handed over and 20 seconds instead of 2 for the receipt to be handed over.

Then you have someone who takes forever to fill their shopping bags after paying and you have to wait for them to finish up and go away before you can fill your own bags. grrr.

Princess Consuela Bananahammock · 13-06-2010 2:56pm

Women who ignore the cashier when she tells them how much they owe, instead insisting on packing all their groceries before looking at the scanner to then rummaging around in their purse for change before finally handing over a fifty euro note.

Pay first, then pack, so the next person can be served quicker.

fonecrusher1 · 13-06-2010 3:07pm

What about the fcukers that stop dead in their tracks right in front of you & then give you a look because you collided ever so slightly with them???! Not a hint of an apology, in fact they look at you like its your fault!!! WTF?

Don't suddenly stop walking down an aisle & expect nobody to bump into you. Blinkered Morons.

Also, women (sorry but it is mostly the ladies!) please stop using your shopping trolleys as bastarding battering rams. Its summer & lots of us are wearing sandals & would like to hang on to all of our toes thanks.

Mike 1972 · 13-06-2010 3:24pm

Then theres the ones who going down the aisle and meet someone they know and block the whole aisle while they have a chat

Absurdum · 13-06-2010 3:24pm

fonecrusher1 wrote: »

lots of us are wearing sandals

you deserve everything you get

fonecrusher1 · 13-06-2010 3:33pm

Absurdum wrote: »

you deserve everything you get

What sort of footwear do have on during the odd sunny day? Knee high doc martins?

Oh i know, ya gots the oul webbed toes is it? Yuk.

Absurdum · 13-06-2010 3:36pm

fonecrusher1 wrote: »

What sort of footwear do have on during the odd sunny day? Knee high doc martins?

Oh i know, ya gots the oul webbed toes is it? Yuk.

Converse usually. I suppose you wear dirty white socks too :pac:

Dull and Boring · 13-06-2010 3:37pm

The people who take ages at the till, finally finish and then remember that they needed phone credit so I have to wait again.

And I don't know about other Dunne Stores but my local one seems to be electrically charged, you can't touch a trolley or freezer door without being shocked:mad:

mariaf24 · 13-06-2010 3:38pm

Am i the only one who loves bag packers? They are always nice and cheerful and pack my shopping much neater than i would.

Max Power1 · 13-06-2010 3:44pm

mariaf24 wrote: »

Am i the only one who loves bag packers? They are always nice and cheerful and pack my shopping much neater than i would.

i bet the windows of your house are really clean :P

fonecrusher1 · 13-06-2010 3:45pm

Absurdum wrote: »

Converse usually. I suppose you wear dirty white socks too :pac:

Nope. No socks of course. Why are you afraid to wear a nice sporty pair of sandals?

Big rotten toe nails is it? Yuk.

Absurdum · 13-06-2010 3:47pm

fonecrusher1 wrote: »

Nope. No socks of course. Why are you afraid to wear a nice sporty pair of sandals?

Big rotten toe nails is it? Yuk.

yes

mariaf24 · 13-06-2010 3:49pm

Max Power1 wrote: »

i bet the windows of your house are really clean :P

Guh?

storm2811 · 13-06-2010 3:55pm

Have to agree with people chatting with the cashier and then take ages to scan everything while I have to listen to all the gossip.."Oh old Maura died the other day" "Oh jaysus that's a holy terror.." and on and on and on..

The kids who run around screaming and messing with everything,then when they fall over and you try to help them up the parents give you such an evil look,like you pushed them,which I wish I could..:mad:

Don't see the big deal about someone standing in front of a shelf or something,just reach in and say excuse me or something.

Bonkers_xOx · 13-06-2010 4:22pm

It's cold:(

Giselle · 13-06-2010 4:46pm

I've never been left disabled by a trolley or let people talking bother me too much. I don't even mind the odd screaming tot. I don't mind old people taking sixteen years to pay for the three discounted out of date food items the pension allows them every month.

What I really hate is the Robohag at the self-checkout. I hate the voice, I hate her demanding I swipe my non-existant clubcard, I hate her telling me to please take my items and most of all, I really, really, really, really, really hate her telling me there's an unknown item in the bagging area.

I'd kick her in the bagging area, if I knew where it was.

Mr Benevolent · 13-06-2010 5:00pm

Where do you people shop? I've never experienced any of that.

M&S ftw.

Wade in the Sea · 13-06-2010 5:08pm

People who walk away from the till because they forgot to get something. No no seriously we will all wait for you, your time is far more valuable than ours.

Seriously though other than that I love supermarkets. They are full of food and women.

thetonynator · 13-06-2010 5:12pm

Fúcking unexpected item in the fúcking bagging area.

:mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad:

yoyo · 13-06-2010 5:16pm

Hate the bag packers aswell, do they not understand I dont need help?! I even ask them not to pack and they do it anyways? I always use my laser card to pay so I say to them sorry I have no change, even though I do.
I dont use those self service machines because they annoy me so much, approval needed, unexpected item in baggage area, please dont pug your bags in baggage area :mad:, unless I was only buying 1 or 2 items, I avoid those machines like the plague! Its funny how there meant to be faster and more convenient but there neither!

Nick

Paparazzo · 13-06-2010 5:17pm

Bag packers are the scum of the earth.

Confab wrote: »

Where do you people shop? I've never experienced any of that.

M&S ftw.

I hate M&S, the food always looks great on the pics on the labels but is usually bland as fúck

AgileMyth · 13-06-2010 5:21pm

Right I've just finished work, in a shop, and I can confirm that the annoying thing about shops is customers...all of them...crowd of w*nkers. Who needs 'em anyways?

Fart · 13-06-2010 5:36pm

AgileMyth wrote: »

Right I've just finished work, in a shop, and I can confirm that the annoying thing about shops is customers...all of them...crowd of w*nkers. Who needs 'em anyways?

Your payslip.

But yes, they can be a shower of cnuts.

ananas · 13-06-2010 6:02pm

Chewbacca. wrote: »

I fcuking hate:

.The frustrated bitchs that run around through the aisles

.The fcukers that stand behind you when you are looking deciding which item you are going to get

.The ignorant gob****es that barge down infront of you and gawk at stuff that they don't even want, I feel like kneeing them in the head

.People that leave their trolley in the middle of floor and walk off, I feel like swinging the trolley 360 degrees and smashing it off their back

.Bag packers, I would love to put a plastic bag over their face until they gasp for air,ripping holes in the bag where their eyes are,thus letting them get O2 and also making their eyes water.

OP might I suggest you shop in a supermarket in Germany. Although you may explode. Its not pretty.

wile1000 · 13-06-2010 6:10pm

Giselle wrote: »

What I really hate is the Robohag at the self-checkout. I hate the voice, I hate her demanding I swipe my non-existant clubcard, I hate her telling me to please take my items and most of all, I really, really, really, really, really hate her telling me there's an unknown item in the bagging area.

She gets ignored completely by some people.. "Notes are dispensed below the scanner" over and over again while someone is staring blankly at the screen wondering where their change is...

GirlOfGlass · 13-06-2010 6:11pm

The freezer area.

chopperbyrne · 13-06-2010 6:14pm

People who can't use the self service checkouts correctly and say the one they were attempting to use is broken and move to another one.

Then myself or any other non-idiotic person easily uses the supposedly broken checkout.

They've almost overtaken slow ATM users on my annoyance list, almost.

Paparazzo · 13-06-2010 6:35pm

chopperbyrne wrote: »

People who can't use the self service checkouts correctly and say the one they were attempting to use is broken and move to another one.

That's me.
I have a motorcycle helmet with me most times, but put it down anywhere other than the floor, the fecken thing has an epo.

wile1000 · 13-06-2010 6:40pm

Paparazzo wrote: »

That's me.
I have a motorcycle helmet with me most times, but put it down anywhere other than the floor, the fecken thing has an epo.

Doesn't have to be a motorcycle helmet. Anything heavier than a feather (e.g. own bag) also throws it into a frenzy.

cats.life · 13-06-2010 6:52pm

every weekend there are bagpackers in dunnes where we are, we coped on to go to the top tills where they are not allowed to pack, its heaven one of the staff told them'' your not allowed to go the first 3 tills'' they helped to pack our bags one time never again, havent a clue they just throw in the stuff.

Millicent · 13-06-2010 7:04pm

Paparazzo wrote: »

That's me.
I have a motorcycle helmet with me most times, but put it down anywhere other than the floor, the fecken thing has an epo.

wile1000 wrote: »

Doesn't have to be a motorcycle helmet. Anything heavier than a feather (e.g. own bag) also throws it into a frenzy.

Gah, it's a weighing scales! Why do people not get this?!

stovelid · 13-06-2010 7:09pm

I hate those sandy vagina teenagers that skulk around the supermarket malcontentedly, muttering curses under their breath but when you catch their eye and say hello, they blush and run out of the shop crying.

candy-gal1 · 13-06-2010 7:18pm

mariaf24 wrote: »

Guh?

i think there was a window licking reference being implied lol

Things I hate about the supermarket

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