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All ye oul wans and oul fellas out there! Wakey wakey, rise and shine!

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    #9602
    Rubecula
    Registered Users Posts: 8,551 ✭✭✭Rubecula


    Alice1 wrote: »
    Rube, I'm told by the wise one that you need to buy a plug-in RCD device thingy. Apparently, it plugs into the socket and plug in yer hedge trimmer. This will protect you for getting fried by the live cable and protect your house circuits as well.

    I have three already, I just forgot all about them. :eek:


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    #9603
    garancafan
    Registered Users Posts: 1,034 ✭✭✭garancafan


    Mrs gf tells me that we have a device in the recesses of the shed called a "clippers". Anybody know anything about these"?


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    #9604
    Rubecula
    Registered Users Posts: 8,551 ✭✭✭Rubecula


    you use them on toe nails garancafan


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    #9605
    Rubecula
    Registered Users Posts: 8,551 ✭✭✭Rubecula


    saw online a black rum called the Kraken, and no I m not here to promote drinking, hever when I bought some it was so dark I was terrified to try it.

    I finally gave in and tried it he other week. I have had three drinks of it so far and I like it very much. Must remember though that it is not a drink to quaff as it is potent.

    Happy accidents can turn bad if you are not careful.


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    #9606
    Jellybaby1
    Closed Accounts Posts: 7,108 ✭✭✭Jellybaby1


    Rubecula wrote: »
    I have three already, I just forgot all about them. :eek:
    garancafan wrote: »
    Mrs gf tells me that we have a device in the recesses of the shed called a "clippers". Anybody know anything about these"?

    Tsk! :rolleyes:
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    #9607
    Rubecula
    Registered Users Posts: 8,551 ✭✭✭Rubecula


    don't you dare to tsk me missus Jellybaby......

    OMG I said that out loud didn't I?

    *runs and hides in a dark place .... whimpering*


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    #9608
    garancafan
    Registered Users Posts: 1,034 ✭✭✭garancafan


    Jellybaby1 wrote: »
    Tsk! :rolleyes:
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    I presume my tsk was for my use of the singular indefinite article with the plural noun.

    I accept the tsk on bended knee.


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    #9609
    garancafan
    Registered Users Posts: 1,034 ✭✭✭garancafan


    Good to hear from you OG - it's been a while.


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    #9610
    Jellybaby1
    Closed Accounts Posts: 7,108 ✭✭✭Jellybaby1


    Must I elaborate on my tsk then? All right. You may choose from "STREUTH" or "Lord, give me strength", depending on which hemisphere you come from. :P


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    #9611
    Rubecula
    Registered Users Posts: 8,551 ✭✭✭Rubecula


    Jellybaby1 wrote: »
    Must I elaborate on my tsk then? All right. You may choose from "STREUTH" or "Lord, give me strength", depending on which hemisphere you come from. :P

    I prefer JESUS H CHRIST ON A BIKE. or Hell fire and buckets of blood.
    :D:D:D


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    #9612
    Jellybaby1
    Closed Accounts Posts: 7,108 ✭✭✭Jellybaby1


    That twasn't offered. :mad:


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    #9613
    Rubecula
    Registered Users Posts: 8,551 ✭✭✭Rubecula


    off you JB, I will accept anything (not that I have any choice in the matter :D:D )


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    #9614
    garancafan
    Registered Users Posts: 1,034 ✭✭✭garancafan


    Jellybaby1 wrote: »
    Must I elaborate on my tsk then? All right. You may choose from "STREUTH" or "Lord, give me strength", depending on which hemisphere you come from. :P
    Ummm. There is an area of the Northern hemisphere roughly bounded by lat 53.337 and 53.586 and lon -6.120 an -6.437 in which the appropriate exclamation would be: "JAYZUS".


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    #9615
    Jellybaby1
    Closed Accounts Posts: 7,108 ✭✭✭Jellybaby1


    Not in my hemisphere though. Now we are wayyyyy OT! Yizzer just winding me up now.


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    #9616
    Alice1
    Registered Users Posts: 2,636 ✭✭✭Alice1


    Jersiful Mayzes!


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    #9617
    Rubecula
    Registered Users Posts: 8,551 ✭✭✭Rubecula


    Round here they tend to say Iesu Grist (pronounced Yesi greesed)


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    #9618
    OldGoat
    Registered Users Posts: 12,633 ✭✭✭✭OldGoat


    garancafan wrote: »
    Good to hear from you OG - it's been a while.
    I've been here...lurking!

    I'm older than Minecraft goats.



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    #9619
    Rubecula
    Registered Users Posts: 8,551 ✭✭✭Rubecula


    OG is a little red pervette on the boards lol lol
    It is grand to see you old friend (want your job back yet?) :)


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    #9620
    garancafan
    Registered Users Posts: 1,034 ✭✭✭garancafan


    OldGoat wrote: »
    I've been here...lurking!
    I thought a lurker was a kind of skinny dog - not a goat.


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    #9621
    Alice1
    Registered Users Posts: 2,636 ✭✭✭Alice1


    garancafan wrote: »
    I thought a lurker was a kind of skinny dog - not a goat.
    I think that might be a lurcher?


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    #9622
    Jellybaby1
    Closed Accounts Posts: 7,108 ✭✭✭Jellybaby1


    Hello OG. Knew you were around here somewhere, the hounds were acting strange!


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    #9623
    garancafan
    Registered Users Posts: 1,034 ✭✭✭garancafan


    Alice1 wrote: »
    I think that might be a lurcher?
    You might be right - it was a skinny dog that liked to dance close.


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    #9624
    OldGoat
    Registered Users Posts: 12,633 ✭✭✭✭OldGoat


    Rubecula wrote: »
    ... (want your job back yet?) :)
    Are you insane?!!?!?!

    I'm older than Minecraft goats.



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    #9625
    Rubecula
    Registered Users Posts: 8,551 ✭✭✭Rubecula


    OldGoat wrote: »
    Are you insane?!!?!?!

    can't be my certificate says so, (admittedly written in wax crayon but looksee refuses to leave me unattended with sharp pointy things)


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    #9626
    Rubecula
    Registered Users Posts: 8,551 ✭✭✭Rubecula


    As some you know I run a music group/thread on faceache and it is genuinely good fun ... until yesterday evening ...
    some body with a long impossible name posted a photo of what looked like an IED in the group. I phoned the police about it sat down for a bite to eat and then the door was hammered into submission by two of the biggest coppers I have ever seen armed to the teeth. Came in, questioned me and went through my computer like a dose of salts.

    Now I have been going through all my group members with a fine toothed comb checking each and every one. only another 500 to go (aprox as my eyes are too tired to do any more.) be careful out there guys.


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    #9627
    looksee
    Registered Users Posts: 28,113 ✭✭✭✭looksee


    IED - improvised explosive device. Well! I didn't know so I did some research for yiz. Maybe ye all knew, but I didn't. :D


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    #9628
    Jellybaby1
    Closed Accounts Posts: 7,108 ✭✭✭Jellybaby1


    Thanks Looksee, I actually didn't know either. Rube, how on earth do all these things happen to you?


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    #9629
    OldGoat
    Registered Users Posts: 12,633 ✭✭✭✭OldGoat


    Now everybody who has ever clicked onto your Facebook page is under scrutiny.

    /Waves to the nice police constable.

    I'm older than Minecraft goats.



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    #9630
    Rubecula
    Registered Users Posts: 8,551 ✭✭✭Rubecula


    Jellybaby1 wrote: »
    Thanks Looksee, I actually didn't know either. Rube, how on earth do all these things happen to you?

    and now my car has broken down :mad:
    * falls over and sobs *
    OldGoat wrote: »
    Now everybody who has ever clicked onto your Facebook page is under scrutiny.

    /Waves to the nice police constable.

    Shuold be ok OG nobody will be after your drinky stash. I think you will all be fine mate. :cool: just the highly intelligent man who posted the photo under a weird name on a social media network may need to explain to the lovely men holding the cattle prods on his gentleman vegetables,:mad: I hear they pay for that in some places too.:eek:


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    #9631
    Alice1
    Registered Users Posts: 2,636 ✭✭✭Alice1


    Wow, what an exciting life you lead:)


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