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Victim of alligator attack may get hand sewn back after found in stomach.

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  • 12-07-2010 6:28pm
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    Run_to_da_hills
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    "The victim of an alligator attack could have his hand sewn back on after police retrieved it from the animal’s stomach. Timothy Delano, 18, was attacked by the 10ft beast while swimming with two friends yesterday evening in a canal at Naples, Florida. He was today recovering in hospital after being airlifted there and doctors are hopeful that they may be able reattach his hand".

    At least the victim cannot say that he didn't give the police a hand catching it. :p

    http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/worldnews/article-1294104/Alligator-victim-hand-police-retrieve-10ft-beasts-stomach.html


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    Roomic Cube
    Registered Users Posts: 688 ✭✭✭Roomic Cube


    I guess you could say, he gave them a hand YEAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHH


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    Deus Ex Machina
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 1,556 ✭✭✭Deus Ex Machina


    I guess you could say he was caught red handed (like because there would be loads of blood and stuff on his hand after it comes out of his stomach).


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    stupidusername
    Closed Accounts Posts: 14,762 ✭✭✭✭stupidusername


    I guess you could say... the alligator bit off more than he could chew...! (as the hand was obviously fine enough to reattach it, and so didn't chew it much)


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    My name is URL
    Registered Users Posts: 25,059 ✭✭✭✭My name is URL


    **** will never be the same again for that dude


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    Zombienosh
    Closed Accounts Posts: 6,911 ✭✭✭Zombienosh


    swimming, pfft.

    he took your hand so i took his head


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    phill106
    Registered Users Posts: 6,810 ✭✭✭phill106


    Thats handy...


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    Bobeagleburger
    Registered Users Posts: 45,262 ✭✭✭✭Bobeagleburger


    Hope he doesn't contract Gatoraids


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    Run_to_da_hills
    Closed Accounts Posts: 20,009 ✭✭✭✭Run_to_da_hills


    My name is URL wrote: »
    **** will never be the same again for that dude
    May be later alligator


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    karlog
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,563 ✭✭✭karlog


    I hope he has a good and speedy recovery.

    That's right AH no humour intended


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    Yakult
    Moderators, Computer Games Moderators Posts: 7,941 Mod ✭✭✭✭Yakult


    Give these guys a round of applause!


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    Sea Sharp
    Registered Users Posts: 2,593 ✭✭✭Sea Sharp


    lol, there will be no non-pun related replies to this thread.


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    Abrasax
    Closed Accounts Posts: 977 ✭✭✭Abrasax


    Hand separator, alligator.
    In his bile, crocodile.


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    ya-ba-da-ba-doo
    Closed Accounts Posts: 884 ✭✭✭ya-ba-da-ba-doo


    After the hand being in the aligator's stomach, it will be slightly digested - leaving the doctors a hard job to sew it back together. The guy's hand will not regain total mobility, leaving him cut back at the peak of his **** career. A tough blow to the kid, and to the sport.

    It's a complete horror story,

    Back to you, Bill.


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    Liam Byrne
    Closed Accounts Posts: 18,163 ✭✭✭✭Liam Byrne


    How did they discover the particular crocodile ?

    Did someone finger it ?


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    Abrasax
    Closed Accounts Posts: 977 ✭✭✭Abrasax


    Deus Ex Machina wrote: »
    I guess you could say he was caught red handed (like because there would be loads of blood and stuff on his hand after it comes out of his stomach).
    stupidusername wrote: »
    I guess you could say... the alligator bit off more than he could chew...! (as the hand was obviously fine enough to reattach it, and so didn't chew it much)

    I guess you could say you could hand it to him (because the guys hand was detached so you'd be able to actually hand it back to him).


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    orourkeda
    Closed Accounts Posts: 17,919 ✭✭✭✭orourkeda


    My name is URL wrote: »
    **** will never be the same again for that dude

    It'll be easier to fist himself even though he hasnt got a fist anymore if you know what I mean


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    Abrasax
    Closed Accounts Posts: 977 ✭✭✭Abrasax


    My name is URL wrote: »
    **** will never be the same again for that dude

    I'm stumped as to how he'll manage it.


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    bonzodog2
    Registered Users Posts: 6,210 ✭✭✭bonzodog2


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    **** will never be the same again for that dude

    He has another hand doesn't he ?


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    Mr. CooL ICE
    Registered Users Posts: 17,497 ✭✭✭✭Mr. CooL ICE


    My name is URL wrote: »
    **** will never be the same again for that dude

    If he doesn't have any feeling in his hand, the **** might be better


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