Pissing in Public?

Poxyshamrock · 28-08-2007 10:31pm #1

What's your opinion on this? Do you think it's acceptable if you're really bursting? I don't see anything wrong with it, if you like go down an alley but some people absolutely DETEST it. What do you think and where is acceptable?

445279.ie · 28-08-2007 10:33pm

I hate it. Why can't men just wait till they get home like us ladies! :mad:

admiralofthefleet · 28-08-2007 10:36pm

its acceptable in circumstances where you're in pain, like i was on sunday nite. a door way at the taxi que in sackville street got a right spraying from me, there was nobody at the que mind and i would never do it in daylight or any open street at night

biko · 28-08-2007 10:36pm

Guilty as charged your honour. Although I tend to use bushes, not shop front doors.

galwayrush · 28-08-2007 10:39pm

Don't see anything wrong with it if you're discrete.

angelbaby · 28-08-2007 10:39pm

when ya really gota go and all the bars are shut and there are no public toilets then what choice have ya got!!!!!!!as long as you go sumwhere people wont see then its alright!!

RandolphEsq · 28-08-2007 10:47pm

Women are just as filthy as men. Women are dirty

admiralofthefleet · 28-08-2007 10:51pm

BrightEyes wrote:

Women are dirty

would you mind pointing me in the direction of women like that.

daveirl · 28-08-2007 10:52pm

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highlydebased · 28-08-2007 10:54pm

On the streets its horrible, walk past nightclubs and the smell of pi*s outside some of them!!

But if its in some bushes, forest etc then its OK

Crucifix · 28-08-2007 10:55pm

On the front page the title is censored. I thought this was going to be about ****ing in public not pissing in public.

bushy... · 28-08-2007 10:56pm

A few of those 4-sided urinal yokes they have on streets in the Netherlands etc would be the job ,they just load them onto a truck in the morning.

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/e/eb/Portable-toilet-Netherlands.jpg/220px-Portable-toilet-Netherlands.jpg

irlirishkev · 28-08-2007 10:56pm

DCC160 wrote:

I hate it. Why can't men just wait till they get home like us ladies! :mad:

Haha.. is that a serious post!?

First off, many women p*ss in public.. just like men.
Secondly, men are actually better when it comes to holding it in.. ask any taxi driver!

It's a comfort thing. Why walk home aching with a full bladder, when you can nip down an alleyway and take care of it.

I think peeing in full view of everyone is a bit rich, but if you're being discreet then fair dues.

445279.ie · 28-08-2007 10:56pm

admiralofthefleet wrote:

its acceptable in circumstances where you're in pain, like i was on sunday nite. a door way at the taxi que in sackville street got a right spraying from me, there was nobody at the que mind and i would never do it in daylight or any open street at night

You obviously don't work in a place where people piss against the door most weekends. It's disgusting, the smell of piss in the hallway on Monday mornings. :mad:

Pompey Magnus · 28-08-2007 10:56pm

DCC160 wrote:

I hate it. Why can't men just wait till they get home like us ladies! :mad:

Not all ladies wait, as I witnessed (admittedly for the first time) a couple of weeks ago in a busy Cork street at about half nine at night.

SarahSassy · 28-08-2007 10:57pm

Lowest of the low. You leave a manky smell behind you wherever you pee....

Ciaran500 · 28-08-2007 10:58pm

I'd prefer to be in a nice cubicle with no wind and less splash back but sometimes you just have to go. No waiting

Anto McC · 28-08-2007 11:10pm

I try to never do it in a street and i only do it when it starts getting painful.

A lot of lads only do it when there pissed, just like going for a kebab and giving your girlfriend oral sex.

mise_me_fein · 28-08-2007 11:12pm

My friend and myself were outside and he reckoned he could finish his wee quicker than me...I said, ok piss off then

I don't have a problem with it as long as it's not done in front of me....what I mean is if I shake someone's hand after they've pissed outside I don't mind as long as I don't know that they haven't washed their hands

admiralofthefleet · 28-08-2007 11:17pm

DCC160 wrote:

You obviously don't work in a place where people piss against the door most weekends. It's disgusting, the smell of piss in the hallway on Monday mornings. :mad:

i do actually, i work in a pub. im the first person in the pub at 8 on a sunday morning and the sight of sick and smell of piss is always there. it doesnt really bother me, i have a strong stomach

Brian Capture · 28-08-2007 11:19pm

SMELL?

What smell?

P*ssing in public is usually caused by excess alcohol. That sort of urine is clear not yellow.

Del2005 · 28-08-2007 11:24pm

bushy... wrote:

A few of those 4-sided urinal yokes they have on streets in the Netherlands etc would be the job ,they just load them onto a truck in the morning.

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/e/eb/Portable-toilet-Netherlands.jpg/220px-Portable-toilet-Netherlands.jpg

2nd, they have them now for concerts so why not stick a few of them around at the top of the main streets and the problem would disappear. Thats why the Dutch use them as they where way worst then us, or I think thats the reason memories from the dam are hazy:D

genie_us · 28-08-2007 11:28pm

Well it's definitely NOT acceptable when you're at ****** ( a certain mudfest in punchestown) and after buying a lovely foldy chair that took you ages to get after standing for what felt like 3 days, sat in it for about 2 hours through the muck and rain and stood up when Razorlight came on, when I turned around some knacker was pissing on my chair.
Disgusting!

Proxy · 28-08-2007 11:28pm

Its fine if its discreet (ie in an alley, down a drain, or against a tree or equally permeable natural surface), but I did once consider inventing a device that, installed in a door frame, emits a slight electric current on contact with fluid.

Don't piss in doorways, kids. Especially when drunk (beer piss STINKS).

Brian Capture · 28-08-2007 11:32pm

what about beer sh*ts, Poxy?

Proxy · 29-08-2007 12:04am

Its Proxy.

And yes, that is indeed worse, although i've yet to devise such a device that would deter that:)

monkeyfudge · 29-08-2007 12:14am

Crucifix wrote:

On the front page the title is censored. I thought this was going to be about ****ing in public not pissing in public.

I thought it was about fucking in public as well... I was hugely confused reading the first few posts...

You Suck! · 29-08-2007 12:23am

Del2005 wrote:

2nd, they have them now for concerts so why not stick a few of them around at the top of the main streets and the problem would disappear. Thats why the Dutch use them as they where way worst then us, or I think thats the reason memories from the dam are hazy:D

Yep, the dutch would píss in your eye so to say. Only a day in the country, and I saw some guy in the middle of town hop out of his van and take a pee on the back wheel(that'll show them dogs). They also have more discreet units as well that are more like a curvey pee wall.
http://p.vtourist.com/1431733-Urinating-Amsterdam.jpg

Tho one thing should be noted, the vast use of herbal deodorant ensures that the place don't stink of píss.

Mossy Monk · 29-08-2007 12:49am

DCC160 wrote:

I hate it. Why can't men just wait till they get home like us ladies! :mad:

What a load of crap. Women are guilty of it too.

monkeyfudge · 29-08-2007 1:20am

Mossy Monk wrote:

What a load of crap. Women are guilty of it too.

She said ladies... A lady would never do such a thing, they're too busy wearing petticoats and sh*t

admiralofthefleet · 29-08-2007 1:20am

exactly, some women dont even wait til they get home. thats the reason why most taxi drivers i know wont pick up women late at night

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