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Underwear cleaning

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  • 23-02-2014 11:07am
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    Barlett
    Registered Users Posts: 1,014 ✭✭✭


    What's the best way to get brown stains off underwear


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    OU812
    Registered Users Posts: 6,035 ✭✭✭OU812


    Lick them. The acidity in your saliva will break down the enzymes & proteins in the stains.

    It's science bitches.


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    Cork selfbuild
    Registered Users Posts: 649 ✭✭✭Cork selfbuild


    Don't buy tightly whities....

    Bleach?


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    kkontour
    Registered Users Posts: 351 ✭✭kkontour


    Also use the Sailors method to decrease the number of washes
    Get four days from a pair of underpant
    Day 1: wear normally
    Day 2: back to front
    Day 3: inside out
    Day 4 inside out & back to front


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    Matt Holck
    Registered Users Posts: 9,706 ✭✭✭Matt Holck


    that itches


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    southcentralts
    Registered Users Posts: 833 ✭✭✭southcentralts


    Alright, a serious question in TCN. We will have to see how our new Mod reacts.
    remember D the leader is watching.

    Also whats the best way to get brown stains on underwear?


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    Renegade Mechanic
    Registered Users Posts: 7,934 ✭✭✭Renegade Mechanic


    Barlett wrote: »
    What's the best way to get brown stains off underwear

    Turn them inside out mate.


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    Matt Holck
    Registered Users Posts: 9,706 ✭✭✭Matt Holck


    soap


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    Star Lord
    Registered Users Posts: 30,123 ✭✭✭✭Star Lord


    Just use brown underwear. Or white paint.


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    Arthur Beesley
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,537 ✭✭✭Arthur Beesley


    Probably depends what the stain is.

    What is this brown stain on the underwear of which you speak?


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    dimcoin
    Registered Users Posts: 68 ✭✭dimcoin


    Oxyclean is a wonderous thing. Also make sure to use TIDE detergant above all others. Oxyclean and Tide can get anything out of anything. If it can get gun grease and nasty yellow dust out of a white cotton shirt, it can work for anything you need.

    Edit:Yellow dust from disgusting pollution clouds coming from China.


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    King George VI
    Registered Users Posts: 4,346 ✭✭✭King George VI


    Dip it in pure cocaine. That's how Matt washes his.


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    #13
    TeddyTedson
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    Suckle, it's always best to suckle.


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    EZ24GET
    Registered Users Posts: 6,017 ✭✭✭EZ24GET


    Take them to a good dry cleaner.


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    smoke.me.a.kipper
    Registered Users Posts: 7,626 ✭✭✭smoke.me.a.kipper


    EZ24GET wrote: »
    Take them to a good dry cleaner.
    and what if it wasnt a dry stain?


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    EZ24GET
    Registered Users Posts: 6,017 ✭✭✭EZ24GET


    it will be messy but you won't be the one taking care of it and you can always sue if the dry cleaner doesn't live up to his reputation. Judge Judy makes rulings on stuff like this all the time. I think someone here should be judge and opposing parties should file their claims and it could be settled here in our forum - The Cuckoos Court.


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