Pissing in Public?

Poxyshamrock · 28-08-2007 10:31pm #1

What's your opinion on this? Do you think it's acceptable if you're really bursting? I don't see anything wrong with it, if you like go down an alley but some people absolutely DETEST it. What do you think and where is acceptable?

445279.ie · 28-08-2007 10:33pm

I hate it. Why can't men just wait till they get home like us ladies! :mad:

admiralofthefleet · 28-08-2007 10:36pm

its acceptable in circumstances where you're in pain, like i was on sunday nite. a door way at the taxi que in sackville street got a right spraying from me, there was nobody at the que mind and i would never do it in daylight or any open street at night

biko · 28-08-2007 10:36pm

Guilty as charged your honour. Although I tend to use bushes, not shop front doors.

galwayrush · 28-08-2007 10:39pm

Don't see anything wrong with it if you're discrete.

angelbaby · 28-08-2007 10:39pm

when ya really gota go and all the bars are shut and there are no public toilets then what choice have ya got!!!!!!!as long as you go sumwhere people wont see then its alright!!

RandolphEsq · 28-08-2007 10:47pm

Women are just as filthy as men. Women are dirty

admiralofthefleet · 28-08-2007 10:51pm

BrightEyes wrote:

Women are dirty

would you mind pointing me in the direction of women like that.

daveirl · 28-08-2007 10:52pm

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highlydebased · 28-08-2007 10:54pm

On the streets its horrible, walk past nightclubs and the smell of pi*s outside some of them!!

But if its in some bushes, forest etc then its OK

Crucifix · 28-08-2007 10:55pm

On the front page the title is censored. I thought this was going to be about ****ing in public not pissing in public.

bushy... · 28-08-2007 10:56pm

A few of those 4-sided urinal yokes they have on streets in the Netherlands etc would be the job ,they just load them onto a truck in the morning.

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/e/eb/Portable-toilet-Netherlands.jpg/220px-Portable-toilet-Netherlands.jpg

irlirishkev · 28-08-2007 10:56pm

DCC160 wrote:

I hate it. Why can't men just wait till they get home like us ladies! :mad:

Haha.. is that a serious post!?

First off, many women p*ss in public.. just like men.
Secondly, men are actually better when it comes to holding it in.. ask any taxi driver!

It's a comfort thing. Why walk home aching with a full bladder, when you can nip down an alleyway and take care of it.

I think peeing in full view of everyone is a bit rich, but if you're being discreet then fair dues.

445279.ie · 28-08-2007 10:56pm

admiralofthefleet wrote:

its acceptable in circumstances where you're in pain, like i was on sunday nite. a door way at the taxi que in sackville street got a right spraying from me, there was nobody at the que mind and i would never do it in daylight or any open street at night

You obviously don't work in a place where people piss against the door most weekends. It's disgusting, the smell of piss in the hallway on Monday mornings. :mad:

Pompey Magnus · 28-08-2007 10:56pm

DCC160 wrote:

I hate it. Why can't men just wait till they get home like us ladies! :mad:

Not all ladies wait, as I witnessed (admittedly for the first time) a couple of weeks ago in a busy Cork street at about half nine at night.

SarahSassy · 28-08-2007 10:57pm

Lowest of the low. You leave a manky smell behind you wherever you pee....

Ciaran500 · 28-08-2007 10:58pm

I'd prefer to be in a nice cubicle with no wind and less splash back but sometimes you just have to go. No waiting

Anto McC · 28-08-2007 11:10pm

I try to never do it in a street and i only do it when it starts getting painful.

A lot of lads only do it when there pissed, just like going for a kebab and giving your girlfriend oral sex.

mise_me_fein · 28-08-2007 11:12pm

My friend and myself were outside and he reckoned he could finish his wee quicker than me...I said, ok piss off then

I don't have a problem with it as long as it's not done in front of me....what I mean is if I shake someone's hand after they've pissed outside I don't mind as long as I don't know that they haven't washed their hands

admiralofthefleet · 28-08-2007 11:17pm

DCC160 wrote:

You obviously don't work in a place where people piss against the door most weekends. It's disgusting, the smell of piss in the hallway on Monday mornings. :mad:

i do actually, i work in a pub. im the first person in the pub at 8 on a sunday morning and the sight of sick and smell of piss is always there. it doesnt really bother me, i have a strong stomach

Brian Capture · 28-08-2007 11:19pm

SMELL?

What smell?

P*ssing in public is usually caused by excess alcohol. That sort of urine is clear not yellow.

Del2005 · 28-08-2007 11:24pm

bushy... wrote:

A few of those 4-sided urinal yokes they have on streets in the Netherlands etc would be the job ,they just load them onto a truck in the morning.

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/e/eb/Portable-toilet-Netherlands.jpg/220px-Portable-toilet-Netherlands.jpg

2nd, they have them now for concerts so why not stick a few of them around at the top of the main streets and the problem would disappear. Thats why the Dutch use them as they where way worst then us, or I think thats the reason memories from the dam are hazy:D

genie_us · 28-08-2007 11:28pm

Well it's definitely NOT acceptable when you're at ****** ( a certain mudfest in punchestown) and after buying a lovely foldy chair that took you ages to get after standing for what felt like 3 days, sat in it for about 2 hours through the muck and rain and stood up when Razorlight came on, when I turned around some knacker was pissing on my chair.
Disgusting!

Proxy · 28-08-2007 11:28pm

Its fine if its discreet (ie in an alley, down a drain, or against a tree or equally permeable natural surface), but I did once consider inventing a device that, installed in a door frame, emits a slight electric current on contact with fluid.

Don't piss in doorways, kids. Especially when drunk (beer piss STINKS).

Brian Capture · 28-08-2007 11:32pm

what about beer sh*ts, Poxy?

Proxy · 29-08-2007 12:04am

Its Proxy.

And yes, that is indeed worse, although i've yet to devise such a device that would deter that:)

monkeyfudge · 29-08-2007 12:14am

Crucifix wrote:

On the front page the title is censored. I thought this was going to be about ****ing in public not pissing in public.

I thought it was about fucking in public as well... I was hugely confused reading the first few posts...

You Suck! · 29-08-2007 12:23am

Del2005 wrote:

2nd, they have them now for concerts so why not stick a few of them around at the top of the main streets and the problem would disappear. Thats why the Dutch use them as they where way worst then us, or I think thats the reason memories from the dam are hazy:D

Yep, the dutch would píss in your eye so to say. Only a day in the country, and I saw some guy in the middle of town hop out of his van and take a pee on the back wheel(that'll show them dogs). They also have more discreet units as well that are more like a curvey pee wall.
http://p.vtourist.com/1431733-Urinating-Amsterdam.jpg

Tho one thing should be noted, the vast use of herbal deodorant ensures that the place don't stink of píss.

Mossy Monk · 29-08-2007 12:49am

DCC160 wrote:

I hate it. Why can't men just wait till they get home like us ladies! :mad:

What a load of crap. Women are guilty of it too.

monkeyfudge · 29-08-2007 1:20am

Mossy Monk wrote:

What a load of crap. Women are guilty of it too.

She said ladies... A lady would never do such a thing, they're too busy wearing petticoats and sh*t

admiralofthefleet · 29-08-2007 1:20am

exactly, some women dont even wait til they get home. thats the reason why most taxi drivers i know wont pick up women late at night

Jesus Wept · 29-08-2007 2:29am

irlirishkev wrote:

Haha.. is that a serious post!?

First off, many women p*ss in public.. just like men.

Not exactly like men

They tend to squat down and leave a river akin to the Nile in their wake.

Brian Capture wrote:

SMELL?

What smell?

P*ssing in public is usually caused by excess alcohol. That sort of urine is clear not yellow.

Anything clear, including urine, can't smell, you heard it here first. :rolleyes:

2 stroke · 29-08-2007 2:51am

Some years ago I worked in a shop in a small town, and the doorway was regularly used as a public toilet. I set up a camera/motion detector/tv in the window for a few weekends, moved the problen on to next alley.
But the only solution to this problem is proper facilities.

Jesus Wept · 29-08-2007 3:30am

2 stroke wrote:

Some years ago I worked in a shop in a small town, and the doorway was regularly used as a public toilet. I set up a camera/motion detector/tv in the window for a few weekends, moved the problen on to next alley.
But the only solution to this problem is proper facilities.

I'm amazed that work, surely they would just gather their mates around to watch them 'pissing on de telly!'

2 stroke · 29-08-2007 3:53am

The-Rigger wrote:

I'm amazed that work, surely they would just gather their mates around to watch them 'pissing on de telly!'

Not when you put up a little note saying video for sale.

kelle · 29-08-2007 6:31am

I'm too elegant for that kind of thing, but often one or more of my children have needed to urinate at the most inconvenient of times and I need to take them down alleyways to do their business.

arybvtcw0eolkf · 29-08-2007 7:55am

admiralofthefleet wrote:

its acceptable in circumstances where you're in pain, like i was on sunday nite. a door way at the taxi que in sackville street got a right spraying from me, there was nobody at the que mind and i would never do it in daylight or any open street at night

Then there was never a que

I detest guys who just pull over anywhere in full view of people and take a piss.

I think its pretty disgusting having to step over a stream of pee with my other half on a night out.

Reku · 29-08-2007 8:10am

irlirishkev wrote:

Haha.. is that a serious post!?

First off, many women p*ss in public.. just like men.

Yup, have heard many stories from friends.

irlirishkev wrote:

Secondly, men are actually better when it comes to holding it in.. ask any taxi driver!

Eww, glad I don't drive a taxi or even get in them regularly. (was going to say "use" but that just sounded wrong;) )

admiralofthefleet wrote:

exactly, some women dont even wait til they get home. thats the reason why most taxi drivers i know wont pick up women late at night

Seriously, I hope the taxi drivers charge them extra for the cleanup of their car afterwards.

griffdaddy · 29-08-2007 9:01am

i'm living in the Netherlands at the moment, those things are handy during the day time, but at night time (if drunk) it's much more fun to let rip into a canal! anyone ever use those two toilets across from Messrs and Qbar in Dublin actually? i always wondered what they were like inside, dunno if they're still there though.

inspiron77 · 29-08-2007 9:50am

i think not many people will do like that..

Steve_o · 29-08-2007 10:26am

Generally i try to avoid it, but as has already been said if you're absolutely bursting then a nice quiet alley is a good spot....

Also i've seen "ladies" pissing on the street aswell....

Niamho! · 29-08-2007 10:31am

Neon-Circles wrote:

On the streets its horrible, walk past nightclubs and the smell of pi*s outside some of them!!

But if its in some bushes, forest etc then its OK

agreed. driving up the Longmile Road and some Dirty little oul fella pi**ing against the wall in plain view of all the traffic. I hate that. when they're doin it somewhere that you can see them. stupid Fookers.
Actually its generally quite Knacker...

Wagon · 29-08-2007 10:34am

It's okay if you might piss your pants and you just washed them after it took 3 months of getting round to putting them in the washing machine. Down an alley or in a bush is recommended but sometimes that dog has the right idea...

Zzippy · 29-08-2007 10:36am

griffdaddy wrote:

i'm living in the Netherlands at the moment, those things are handy during the day time, but at night time (if drunk) it's much more fun to let rip into a canal! anyone ever use those two toilets across from Messrs and Qbar in Dublin actually? i always wondered what they were like inside, dunno if they're still there though.

Mate of mine did this in Amsterdam once, didn't spot the two nice policement walking along the canal towards him, they weren't so nice when he whipped it out and started adding his contribution. Brought down the station and released when he paid a fine....

Niamho! · 29-08-2007 10:37am

Steve_o wrote:

Generally i try to avoid it, but as has already been said if you're absolutely bursting then a nice quiet alley is a good spot....

Also i've seen "ladies" pissing on the street aswell....

see the way it makes us "Ladies" ??? its not so fookin Pleasant seeing you's "Gentlemen" doin it either! :rolleyes:

Caco · 29-08-2007 12:51pm

It is necessary at times when there's nowhere open and you're still ages from home, but only in a discreet place and which isn't frequented alot by the general public (doorways etc.)
The other day on the bus, I saw some scumbag pissin up against the railing on the little island between College St and Westmoreland St in broad daylight in full view of everybody in the vicinity!

The_B_Man · 29-08-2007 1:03pm

theres some urinals after been setup by the BOI across from Trinity/The Westin.

Also, i was in The Czech Inn there a cupla weeks ago and some bird went for a piss down the alleyway by our window. she got up in front of us, givin us all a full view of her vagine! it was great! she gave us a smile and walked off! she was hot too!

cunnins4 · 29-08-2007 1:05pm

Proxy wrote:

I did once consider inventing a device that, installed in a door frame, emits a slight electric current on contact with fluid.

My da told me once that when he first moved into my house a guy used to walk his dog past every single night and the dog always p1ssed on the gate to our driveway. So one day he was out doing the garden and he connected some jump leads to the mains in our hallway. Sure enough along came your man. The dog never p1ssed on the gate again. A bit cruel, but very funny i thought!

DCC160 wrote:

I hate it. Why can't men just wait till they get home like us ladies!

Haha, i once saw my friends sister squat down when she was hammered and she thought there was no one around. Never told a soul. I used to think she was hot. It all ended that night......

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