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Chat up lines

  • 10-07-2009 1:32am
    #1
    DB10
    Site Banned Posts: 2,719 ✭✭✭


    Probably been done before but give us some of your best ones (and worst...:D).

    Have you any Irish in you? Well, would you like some?



    *Points at shirt
    You know what material this is... Boyfriend material!
    :p


Comments

  • #2
    kwestfan08
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,523 ✭✭✭kwestfan08


    Did you grow up on a farm?

    Cause you sure know to raise a cock!


  • #3
    AlmightyCushion
    Moderators, Education Moderators, Technology & Internet Moderators Posts: 35,100 Mod ✭✭✭✭AlmightyCushion


    So, do you come here often?

    Best said when you bring them back to your place.


  • #4
    Senna
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 8,800 ✭✭✭Senna


    Hello, Im a necrophiliac, how good are you at playing dead?


  • #5
    admiralofthefleet
    Closed Accounts Posts: 15,515 ✭✭✭✭admiralofthefleet


    AlmightyCushion wrote: »
    So, do you come here to this basement often?

    Best said when you bring them back to your place.

    fyp


  • #6
    DB10
    Site Banned Posts: 2,719 ✭✭✭DB10


    Are you religious? Good,because I'm the answer to your prayers..


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  • #7
    drumpusher
    Registered Users Posts: 15 ✭drumpusher


    The only reason I'd kick you out of bed would be to fcuk you on the floor.


  • #8
    AnonoBoy
    Closed Accounts Posts: 22,559 ✭✭✭✭AnonoBoy


    DB10 wrote: »
    Probably been done before but give us some of your best ones (and worst...:D).

    No. It's actually never been done before. Ever.

    Well done on creating a truly original After Hours topic. Go You!


  • #9
    Snowie
    Closed Accounts Posts: 22,048 ✭✭✭✭Snowie


    here drink this


  • #10
    DB10
    Site Banned Posts: 2,719 ✭✭✭DB10


    Are you a parking ticket?
    What?
    You have fine written all over you..


  • #11
    AlmightyCushion
    Moderators, Education Moderators, Technology & Internet Moderators Posts: 35,100 Mod ✭✭✭✭AlmightyCushion


    It's not gonna suck itself.


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  • #12
    DB10
    Site Banned Posts: 2,719 ✭✭✭DB10


    AnonoBoy wrote: »
    No. It's actually never been done before. Ever.

    Well done on creating a truly original After Hours topic. Go You!

    I made the Cavan accent thread which surely wasn't done before so I'm worthy of making this thread...;)


  • #13
    TriceMarie
    Closed Accounts Posts: 645 ✭✭✭TriceMarie


    "If being sexy was a crime,you'd be guilty as charged" :rolleyes:
    "If I had hair and hips like yours,I'd give you bits"....
    :confused::confused::confused: lol


  • #14
    Armin_Tamzarian
    Closed Accounts Posts: 10,833 ✭✭✭✭Armin_Tamzarian


    Hey babe, I'm a mod on boards.ie

    *gets 'em dropping their knickers every time...


  • #15
    Whosbetter?
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,051 ✭✭✭Whosbetter?


    Get in the van!!


  • #16
    mufc4lfe
    Closed Accounts Posts: 328 ✭✭mufc4lfe


    hey you must be tired cause' you've been running round my mind all day.....


  • #17
    DB10
    Site Banned Posts: 2,719 ✭✭✭DB10


    Anyone ever been given a chat up line by a women?


  • #18
    Snowie
    Closed Accounts Posts: 22,048 ✭✭✭✭Snowie


    wtf are you lookin at?

    sorry i was just wondering are those earings horse riding stirrups


  • #19
    Tea-a-Maria
    Registered Users Posts: 736 ✭✭✭Tea-a-Maria


    Clearasil and Hormones beat ye to it,but still I'll be interested in what the lecherous good people at AH have to offer.:p

    http://www.boards.ie/vbulletin/showthread.php?t=2055487932


  • #20
    admiralofthefleet
    Closed Accounts Posts: 15,515 ✭✭✭✭admiralofthefleet


    whats that running down your leg?

    thats the deposit i made into your special bank babe


  • #21
    discobeaker
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,243 ✭✭✭discobeaker


    Do you like chicken? Well then suck my cock,its fowl.


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  • #22
    Sharpshooter
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 31,859 ✭✭✭✭Sharpshooter


    What a cock up of a thread.
    Sorry chicken but it's closed feather you like it or not.


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