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  • 22-09-2012 2:33pm
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    MrSing
    Registered Users Posts: 107 ✭✭


    ...Woke up with Tom Waits singing Temptation in my head. 5 hours later I'm still listening to Tom Waits.

    Think I'm having one of the best days of my life!


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    Sir Digby Chicken Caesar
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 23,556 ✭✭✭✭Sir Digby Chicken Caesar


    could be a tumour, you might want to go to a doctor on monday morning and get a referral to someone who can take a closer look


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    The King of Moo
    Registered Users Posts: 8,207 ✭✭✭The King of Moo


    You had sex with Tom Waits last night?


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    Nodin
    Closed Accounts Posts: 46,938 ✭✭✭✭Nodin


    MrSing wrote: »
    ...Woke up with Tom Waits singing Temptation in my head. 5 hours later I'm still listening to Tom Waits.

    Think I'm having one of the best days of my life!


    ...that'll end when yer sittin on yer own watching the bread toast tonight.


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    PeterStrauss The Second
    Closed Accounts Posts: 130 ✭✭PeterStrauss The Second


    who's tom waits?


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    MrSing
    Registered Users Posts: 107 ✭✭MrSing


    The King of Moo wrote: »
    You had sex with Tom Waits last night?

    Having intellectual sex with him as we speak


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    MrSing
    Registered Users Posts: 107 ✭✭MrSing


    Nodin wrote: »
    ...that'll end when yer sittin on yer own watching the bread toast tonight.

    Thanks for reminding me


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    The King of Moo
    Registered Users Posts: 8,207 ✭✭✭The King of Moo


    PeterStrauss The Second wrote: »
    who's tom waits?

    He invented Google.


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    Praetorian Saighdiuir
    Closed Accounts Posts: 10,968 ✭✭✭✭Praetorian Saighdiuir


    MrSing wrote: »
    Having intellectual sex with him as we speak


    Gaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay


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    ft9
    Registered Users Posts: 4,408 ✭✭✭ft9


    Replied to a sh!t thread.


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    fedor.2.
    Registered Users Posts: 1,944 ✭✭✭fedor.2.


    MrSing wrote: »
    Having intellectual sex with him as we speak


    See, thats your problem right there, try get some real sex and stop trying to act cooler than you actually are


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    Nodin
    Closed Accounts Posts: 46,938 ✭✭✭✭Nodin


    MrSing wrote: »
    Thanks for reminding me


    I'm here to help - better facin up to it in the daylight than later.


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    MrSing
    Registered Users Posts: 107 ✭✭MrSing


    Nodin wrote: »
    I'm here to help - better facin up to it in the daylight than later.

    Enjoying the sunlight thru the curtains, never knew the sun could be so green


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    PeterStrauss The Second
    Closed Accounts Posts: 130 ✭✭PeterStrauss The Second


    The King of Moo wrote: »
    PeterStrauss The Second wrote: »
    who's tom waits?

    He invented Google.
    hilarious.


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    MrSing
    Registered Users Posts: 107 ✭✭MrSing


    The King of Moo wrote: »
    He invented Google.

    Funniest comment I've seen recent memory and longer I think


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    Jesus Shaves
    Registered Users Posts: 2,959 ✭✭✭Jesus Shaves


    Tom waits for no man


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    holystungun9
    Registered Users Posts: 2,933 ✭✭✭holystungun9


    PeterStrauss The Second wrote: »
    who's tom waits?

    Duh, Tom Jones' brother.


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    MrSing
    Registered Users Posts: 107 ✭✭MrSing


    The dog doesnt like this one http://soundcloud.com/slimons/tom-waits-money

    It's ok now, I put him out to annoy the neighbours


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    MrSing
    Registered Users Posts: 107 ✭✭MrSing


    Jesus Shaves wrote: »
    Tom waits for no man

    http://soundcloud.com/tomwaitsfornoman/sets/tom-waits-for-no-man


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    WoollyRedHat
    Registered Users Posts: 10,462 ✭✭✭✭WoollyRedHat


    PeterStrauss The Second wrote: »
    who's tom waits?

    Tom Waits is a plumber from Portadown who sang some tunes in the toilet and got famous off them.


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    Pherekydes
    Registered Users Posts: 16,119 ✭✭✭✭Pherekydes


    ...found out how to use an ellipsis properly.


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    mauzo
    Closed Accounts Posts: 4,033 ✭✭✭mauzo


    I'm so happy And excitable today.

    Karaoke and beers later :)


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    Napper Hawkins
    Registered Users Posts: 1,903 ✭✭✭Napper Hawkins


    PeterStrauss The Second wrote: »
    who's tom waits?


    He was Renfield (lunatic in the asylum) in Bram Stokers Dracula.


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    latenia
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,997 ✭✭✭latenia


    If there's one thing I can't stand it's people who say "I'm into Tom Waits and Leonard Cohen."


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    The King of Moo
    Registered Users Posts: 8,207 ✭✭✭The King of Moo


    PeterStrauss The Second wrote: »
    hilarious.
    MrSing wrote: »
    Funniest comment I've seen recent memory and longer I think

    Thanks guys, but it's not really funny at all, nor was it intended to be.
    It's great to know I've got such great supporters though, so don't worry, I'll keep the snarky comments coming thick and fast just for you!


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    FearDark
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 9,425 ✭✭✭FearDark


    MrSing wrote: »
    ...Woke up with Tom Waits singing Temptation in my head. 5 hours later I'm still listening to Tom Waits.

    Think I'm having one of the best days of my life!

    I don't say this often. But. OP, you're an awful ****ing eejit.

    AH is gone to ****.

    Rubbish threads and users that all joined in the last three months with 3,000 posts.

    ****, boards.ie/AH is diabolical.


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