The truth about saturday night - I was attacked by a hoe

dlofnep · 31-01-2005 11:46am #1

It was Ciaran (Aka Moe - He looks like Moe out of the simpsons) & Mike's going away party. Mike is joining the marines, Ciaran is going to Berlin. They were my co-worker buddies so me and Deccy (Aka The Fish) went up to their house party.

Deccy bought Moe (ciaran) a hoe (the garden kind) as a going away present. We had Moe's Hoe wrote on it. Brilliant I said! The hoe would play an important part later on in the story.

So, I'm wearing sneakers and Ciaran has shoes on but he's wasted in bed so I steal them off his feet so I an get into a club. After the club, some more people from the club arrived at the house. One person in particular who I'll refer to as Ginger for the rest of this story. Partially because he was a ginger wanker and partially because he was a little crap-head.

I'm not sure what you guys call these kinda people wherever you live, but we refer to them as hard men. Not because they are infact hard, but because they think they are. They usually scream and shout and cause a furukus to scare you or whatever. The kind of guy you all love to hate.

Anywho.. He was giving me the evil eyeball. So I walked over to him and asked him "Yo ginger, what's all dis then?" He was like "I dunno whutchu talking bout Willis". I was like "You giving me the evil eye?".. It all escalated from there. He was a little dickhead. He tried to start with everyone all night. Including David. Telling David he was gay and what not. I wanted to fight him and choke the ****er out or work my flying knee on him but nobody would let us fight.

So I'm in a bedroom talking to some girl and he comes in.. I'm like, "do you want to talk or do you want to keep up your hard man charade?" So him being the little bitch-tit that he is, picks up Moe's Hoe and starts friggin swinging it like a caveman at me. I'm jumping back to avoid this and Deccy is coming up the stairs not knowing whats going on. He gets hit in the arm by the hoe. Everybody ran up stairs and it was "hectic".

Anyways, they still wouldn't let me fight this chump.. I never got to choke him out or work my flying knee on him but I did choke Deccy out in a friendly spar (kick boxer v jiu-jitsu) and I caught Judo black belt with a RNC. Pwned.

I stopped drinking at 9am and listened to REM on my way back to Waterford on the bus. Brilliant night!

seamus · 31-01-2005 11:48am

Em...that's nice, but we care why?

dlofnep · 31-01-2005 11:50am

seamus wrote:

Em...that's nice, but we care why?

:mad:

koneko · 31-01-2005 12:03pm

I dunno why you sent this here, damnit.

Cuckoo-fy this a bit and it can stay.

Blub2k4 · 31-01-2005 2:12pm

Anywho.. He was giving me the evil eyeball. So I walked over to him and asked him "Yo ginger, what's all dis then?" He was like "I dunno whutchu talking bout Willis". I was like "You giving me the evil eye?".. It all escalated from there.

So tell us, who's the dickhead?

The one who starts random fights and wants to test out his jiu-jitsu, or the one who talks about it?

How does Royce-Gracie feel about their members starting street fights, it is self-defence innit?

ARGINITE · 31-01-2005 4:55pm

It was the one armed man!

ARGINITE · 31-01-2005 5:00pm

*pop*

OLDYELLAR · 31-01-2005 11:47pm

ha i was there , biggest pussywagon fight ever , had to get some young1 to hold ginger back

the hoe was cool , but jasus if some1 threw a few digs twud o been so much better!
funny tho

koneko · 01-02-2005 10:39am

Blub2k4, I hope you're messing otherwise you've TOTALLY missed the point of this forum.
/me puts Blub2k4 on "the list"

memphis · 01-02-2005 1:16pm

Blub2k4 wrote:

So tell us, who's the dickhead?

The one who starts random fights and wants to test out his jiu-jitsu, or the one who talks about it?

How does Royce-Gracie feel about their members starting street fights, it is self-defence innit?

Have to agree with you there Blub.

Sounds to me that the original poster was only bulling for a fight. Hard man or not as a trained MA'er you should have had the cop on to ignore his smart assed glares.

koneko · 01-02-2005 1:50pm

Unless I'm totally misunderstanding everything here you are trying to have a proper discussion. This is the Cuckoo's Nest. The two don't go together.

smoke.me.a.kipper · 02-02-2005 11:04am

greetings from berlin!! im the ciaran mentioned in the story. i love my hoe. i miss it. its called deirdre and we were supposed to run away together to the country and get a dog etc...

but SOMEONE had booked tickets to berlin and stupid customs frown on bringing hoes on flights.

damn. i miss my hoe.

koneko · 02-02-2005 11:39am

did you fornicate with the hoe?

smoke.me.a.kipper · 02-02-2005 5:05pm

i did alot of things okay! none of which need to be brought up here

The truth about saturday night - I was attacked by a hoe

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