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Jokes anyone?

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  • 28-01-2005 11:53pm
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    vindictive_miss
    Closed Accounts Posts: 44 ✭


    I need harmless silly jokes for a magazine thing I'm making. I guessed this would be the best place to ask. The more stupid and crappy the better. Keep them clean though, don't need anyone corrupting my innocent mind.


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    Matthewthebig
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    Two Irishmen walk out of a bar!

    Two drums and a symbal(sp?) fall off a cliff. Ba Dum p chuh!


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    vindictive_miss
    Closed Accounts Posts: 44 ✭vindictive_miss


    oops i just found the humour forum, maybe i should try there.


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    Matthewthebig
    Registered Users Posts: 5,217 ✭✭✭Matthewthebig


    Thats no fun. stay we need love.they keep us locked up in here.


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    pinkpimp
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    Two grains of sand are in the desert. One turns to the other: 'its busy here eh?'

    Why is there a clock on the leaning tower of Pisa?
    Because they'res no point having the inclination if you dont have the time.


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    Matthewthebig
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    how many roadies does it take to change a lightbulb?

    one two, one two


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    Interceptor
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    Two slices of bread and a slice of cheese go into a bar, and the barman says,'Get out - we don't serve sandwiches'.

    'c

    Now away to the Humour board before we drive you mad..


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    Sarky
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    Two snowmen in a field, one says to the other "I know, I smell carrots too..."

    Damn you, Karl Hungus, for putting that joke in my brain! I demand you crack open my head and remove that joke this instant!


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    #9
    vindictive_miss
    Closed Accounts Posts: 44 ✭vindictive_miss


    Thanks guys these jokes are great! Especially the roadies one, was laughin at that for ages


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    #10
    Matthewthebig
    Registered Users Posts: 5,217 ✭✭✭Matthewthebig


    How many dirty stinkin apes does it take to change a lightbulb?

    3. 1 dirty stinkin ape to change the bulb and 2 dirty stinkin apes to through feces at eachother!


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    ARGINITE
    Registered Users Posts: 2,717 ✭✭✭ARGINITE


    *pop*


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