funniest place you went to the toilet?

woosaysdan · 14-01-2005 12:21pm #1

ok where is the funniest place you went to the toilet? for me it would have to be in a elevator going from the third floor to the first floor! and YES I WAS DRUNK

Zombienosh · 14-01-2005 12:24pm

in a letterbox

Spalk0 · 14-01-2005 12:46pm

Dont think ive done much like that now but one of my mates was gonna piss on my other mates telly at his house party right in front of the rest of us!hehe

Probably didnt even realise it was a telly or that we were even there!hehe

uberwolf · 14-01-2005 12:47pm

on a road. whilst cycling.

seamus · 14-01-2005 12:51pm

Trigger! wrote:

Dont think ive done much like that now but one of my mates was gonna piss on my other mates telly at his house party right in front of the rest of us!hehe

By saying "was going to" I assume he didn't.

Future contender for a Darwin Award over here.

meditraitor · 14-01-2005 12:54pm

I know a guy who felll into his house drunk and pissed on a spannish student staying in his bed,,
Personally> the waredrobe in a mates gaff

Terrier · 14-01-2005 12:54pm

Water tank for the car wipers.. (revenge is sweet)

CuLT · 14-01-2005 12:58pm

Laffy the Clown's Emporium of Hilarity.

Spalk0 · 14-01-2005 1:08pm

seamus wrote:

By saying "was going to" I assume he didn't.

Future contender for a Darwin Award over here.

Well technically he did a bit but was stopped by us when we realised what the **** he was doing!

14-01-2005 1:28pm

This topic ain't very silly. That said I pissed onm an eletric fence for a dare. I can't say I could reccomend it.

Miles · 16-01-2005 12:24am

A comedy club.

d22ontour · 16-01-2005 12:29am

uberwolf wrote:

on a road. whilst cycling.

that sounds like fun

The_B_Man · 16-01-2005 12:49am

out the window of a B&B down past the SIPTU building. cant remember its name. the toilets were pure filth so i pissed out the window of our room a few floors up instead. only problem was that they only opened a tiny bit so i had to get into a funny position, and i spilled a bit on the inside. hehe. oh yeah there was 2 girls and another fella in the room at the same time, and the fella was strangely wearing a skirt. fun night!

i came home once and me ma had to stop me from pissin in the oven apparently. i dont remember this.

16-01-2005 1:34am

woke up one morning after just recovering from the flu, was incredibly groggy, took off my boxers and threw them into the toilet and pissed in the laundry basket by a mistake!

2 Espressi · 16-01-2005 1:51am

Maastricht, the Netherlands...

simu · 16-01-2005 1:53am

When one of my brothers was young, he couldn't be bothered leaving the computer to go to the toilet so he pissed in a bowl that was nearby and left it there!

Winters · 16-01-2005 1:57am

2 Espressi wrote:

Maastricht, the Netherlands...

Any more specific?

I was in one of them public urinals in Amsterdam in the Red Light District. Thing smelt so bad it was unreal. I dont think I have ever heald my beath for so long before. Ive been in many more places, I have my usual spots on certain late night drunk walking routes.

Ive been with lads who pissed into a bucket in the Pub [was outside in Beer Garden] because they were unable to move without knocking over about 6 unbrella's ... had a sort of Shanty Town arrangement going on at the time.

BEAT · 16-01-2005 7:44pm

HMMM, got lost in the country and couldnt find my way out....had to go really bad so hopped out of the car and wizzed back to tree in the woods

Never did anything like that before so it was weird for me

2 Espressi · 16-01-2005 8:11pm

Winters wrote:

Any more specific?

Just outside The Riverboat Coffeeshop, I think it was called? A converted barge moored on the river, just down from the train station...

Chad ghostal · 16-01-2005 10:05pm

on a consigliari(sp?)(police) station in rome, with one of them watching me

he was not happy.

elivsvonchiaing · 16-01-2005 10:11pm

Into a plastic vessel for a medical when they were literally taking the p!ss

Must have taken me 15 mins to manage it!

Rozabeez · 16-01-2005 10:23pm

a toilet

impr0v · 17-01-2005 3:25am

It's a tie between the corner of my room, and in a potted plant between floors in a hotel in Valencia. They weren't conscious choices.

I know a guy who walked into his parents room while sleep/drunk walking and sprayed a golden arc across his mothers vanity desk before climbing into her closet to go asleep. his watched this happen, frozen with horror. Another was interupted by his mother while standing at the top of the stairs, slashing from a height.

Tiriel · 17-01-2005 3:32am

v embarassing.. needed to go to the toilet really badly and had to wait until bus I was travelling in home (from nite-club in Killarney back to Cork) stopped, so me and a friend jumped out and ran into car park.. went behind a car and did our business.. only as we tied our pants the car lights went on and the car began to pull out. NEVER again!!

woosaysdan · 17-01-2005 12:34pm

Trigger! wrote:

Well technically he did a bit but was stopped by us when we realised what the **** he was doing!

that was just pure mean!!! have you ever tried to stop pissing half way through!!! its almost impossible! the pain is almost too much to bear!!!

smoke.me.a.kipper · 17-01-2005 6:41pm

took a dump outside a school on my way home one nite drunk.

also pissed in a 2litre coke bottle so as not to have to get out of bed one morning.

woosaysdan · 18-01-2005 4:42pm

i knew one lad who got drunk coming back from a match in dublin on the bus and he was bursting for a piss real badly so he decided to piss into a 500ml bottle of coke!!! coming near the top of the bottle he realised that the bottle was going to overfill and he was still pissing so he looked for another bottle to swop over to but couldnt find one and he destroyed himself, the bus and the lad sitting beside him in piss!!! needless to say everyone still takes the piss out of him!!!

optikus-prime · 23-01-2005 3:05am

on your head woosaysdan

[Jackass] · 23-01-2005 4:43am

took a dump outside a refugee application center......wasn't a political statement...just had to go, really drunk and was turtle heading on my way home.....also took a dump in some field on my way to Galway!! Luckily for me, i keep man tissue's in my car, wasn't so lucky for the rest of my walk home that night tho! lol

memphis · 23-01-2005 8:54pm

When living in Boston as a J1er 2 summers ago. I was busting for a piss one day but my mate was in the loo showering before he headed off to work. I was so ready to explode so I ended up pissing into a flower pot holding this huge palm tree type thing.

The 2 lads couldn't figure out what the terrible smell in the flat was for days after, needless to say I was to ashamed to tell the truth.

woosaysdan · 24-01-2005 4:13pm

and you didnt bother to empty it!!!! thats just sick!!! did you kill the plant?

Interceptor · 24-01-2005 4:57pm

These are all drink related - I apologised to anyone involved at the time and I don't drink anymore...

Sharing a house with 8 other college mates on a weekend away in Spiddal, I came back from the pub mid-afternoon and pissed into the fireplace, putting out the fire and filling the place with wee-steam.

I couln't find my way out of my bedroom one night and pissed in my wastepaper BASKET. Uuurgh - wet feet.

I drained my bag onto a chair in the spare bedroom of a mates house, then went downstairs to get a drink of water and had piss drip on my head through the light fitting in his kitchen. He left the house shortly afterward...

'c

Dr. Loon · 24-01-2005 5:14pm

I was in Tralee going to some nightclub... the queues in were huge, so I ran across the street to take a píss down what I thought was some lane. It was some Kerry lunatic's side lane to his house. Halfway through píssing I looked up and realised I was looking into his house. He was standing inside staring back at me. So I zipped up and legged it... he chased after me, and wanted to kill me. Luckily, bouncers from the club and my friends got involved and kept the beast off me. The bouncers suggested I shouldn't go into the club, as they guy was a well known "trouble maker".

I didn't go in. Actually, now that I think of it that was more scary than funny. Ah well.

The_Conductor · 24-01-2005 11:44pm

Worst for me - I got it into my head that urine = fertiliser and pissed on a potted plant (thankfully outside, not inside). It was (and still is) some sort of a potted juniper. All was well for a few weeks, but when the first bit of warm weather came along- it stank to high heaven......

On a similar note- I poured 7Up into a potted plant in my g/fs bedsit (because the sink was full of dishes and I was too bored to wash them for her). Once the plant bugs started to decompose the 7Up it smelt really badly. A friend commented that I should have used diet 7Up- that it was the sugar being decomposed that must have smelt. When my g/f wasn't looking I quietly dumped the plant down the toilet.

pinkpimp · 29-01-2005 1:57am

Wales

Matthewthebig · 29-01-2005 2:19am

i puked in a bottle once. never shat anywhere weird though

orangerooster · 31-01-2005 12:14pm

Matthewthebig wrote:

i puked in a bottle once. never shat anywhere weird though

Heh I've seen people try to puke into a bottle before-he put it in his mouth-didnt work,vomit everywhere. Pissed out my window once and in a public bin.

therecklessone · 31-01-2005 12:25pm

Take your pick from:

The corner of a bedroom in the Travelodge in Limerick.

Out the window of a hotel in Blarney two nights running (was right beside the local copshop, luck the boys were tucked up in their beds...)

In the bath in a hotel room as my mate was taking a dump.

Off O'Connell Bridge into the Liffey.

All with drink taken.

ARGINITE · 31-01-2005 5:02pm

*pop*

funniest place you went to the toilet?

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