Storytime - mark 2

PH01 · 12-01-2005 3:53pm

back to the bar where Tom was waiting.
Tom thought Pulleewee's hat was wonderful, so he started to sing this song...

Chad ghostal · 12-01-2005 4:13pm

" i like ma Bong.. I like ma Bong ..dum de de dum... so on and so on.." ..
and from his bong Tom Did take a PUff, and saw larry duff, who went in a huff to ..........so stuff..with

meditraitor · 12-01-2005 5:08pm

... of to find some muff, burgers that is , up his nose with soome wizz , puff puff puff,

12-01-2005 9:15pm

Blah blah blah, Blah bling bling blah. But then suddenly

sanncoo · 12-01-2005 11:27pm

tom broke into his native language (thanks for the translation Ronoc)! He looked in amazement at the crowd! through all his huffing and puffing he had blown the pub down. the three mice looked on in amazement as out of the rubble dust appeared three pigs (recently escaped from the butchers) who saw Tom in a complelely different light (may have had something to do with the rubble dust blocking out the sun). With all the hair, he had the semblance of a wolf, well the pigs were delighted!! They could now complete their........

Chad ghostal · 13-01-2005 9:13pm

creepy pig porn film, all it needed was a fat old man and some mice, the began filming instantly jumping on tom and ripping his clothes off, tom screamed and tried to fight them off,
luckily he had his trusty pen knife, so he fashioned a de-atomiser out of some hay and a brick, instantly de-combobulating the piggies ,
The crowd cheered, and maidens flocked to toms side, tom was happy untill he realised.........

koneko · 13-01-2005 9:52pm

DAMN people! You add a few lines or a sentence, not a paragraph! No more cheating!!!

Chad ghostal · 13-01-2005 10:44pm

koneko wrote:

DAMN people! You add a few lines or a sentence, not a paragraph! No more cheating!!!

but mooooooooooooooooom.....

meditraitor · 14-01-2005 11:46am

and boo hooooooo, do you cuckoo fru fru, do do, and start anew........

Chad ghostal · 14-01-2005 12:06pm

with a story about a duck named ted who..

meditraitor · 14-01-2005 12:31pm

who made his bed on a pancake with some hoi sin sause and spring onions, mistake number one.........

doonothing · 16-01-2005 1:51am

because, unbeknownst to ickle ted, count duckula was ready and waiting to strike!
ted pounced right, duckula pounced left, this game of lungey lungey thrusty thrusty continued til the duckes passed out, when all of a sudden, mr monkry macmonkleson retured from the grave, with a curiousity enviable to any ill-fated cat.....

Miles · 16-01-2005 2:26am

At least to a cat with nine lives. But this was a special cat, one they didn't call Mr Vegas for nothing. Boldly he stepped forward and...

sanncoo · 16-01-2005 9:38am

with out a backward glance at Ted, Duckula or Tom.....broke in to an intricate tap dance. The rhythm of which lulled everyone to sleep. Mr Vegas surveyed his work and decided to........

Chad ghostal · 16-01-2005 2:43pm

make some lewd photographs with the sleeping bodies, setting each of the bodies up in hilarious sexual positions and then into a human pyramid..
he then realised that up his bum was a ...

sanncoo · 18-01-2005 5:54pm

passage that lead to another Universe, a parallel universe! Where women were women and men were men!

Chad ghostal · 18-01-2005 11:30pm

So he decided to crawl up his bum, into the parrallel universe,
on reaching the other side, he realised he had the most beautiful pair of breasts..

sanncoo · 27-01-2005 4:25pm

he had ripped them off Duckula in the turbulence during his trip to the parallel universe......

bringitdown · 28-01-2005 6:08pm

woof said flaherty, as the reached the other side, they soon discovered it was flaherty's garden

Chad ghostal · 28-01-2005 9:35pm

he realised he wasnt the new man in town.. So he called out.. ~!

ARGINITE · 31-01-2005 5:10pm

*pop*

Storytime - mark 2

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