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What's Its Name?

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  • 30-01-2005 6:27am
    #1
    Closed Accounts Posts: 9,193 ✭✭✭


    You know.....ya, you know what i mean!

    Stop acting like you don't know what i mean!!!

    You know.............your <o<k! the 'oul lad...the meat bus, Mr.Johnson himelf, your lad, big willy, dangley bits...Your cattle prod! What's it name?

    Mine's called Rodney, and i have a left nipple called Lucy.

    Any name for other parts, like, i dunno, calling your ar$e hole the chocolate factory or something...but a name, a real persons name, like "My arse is called pat"

    Girls feel free to weigh in.......what you call the left one...... and the right one? dont forget to mention sarah....the dimple on your ar$e cheek ;)


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  • Registered Users Posts: 17,213 ✭✭✭✭therecklessone


    I call my dick DubGuy22, somehow seems appopriate.


  • Registered Users Posts: 1,526 ✭✭✭*adele*


    yeah it is and i also hate that his nipple has the same name as my granny,change it or i will rip it off!


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 31,967 ✭✭✭✭Sarky


    Mr. Penis.


  • Subscribers Posts: 9,716 ✭✭✭CuLT


    General Jip,
    Major Mofo,
    Lieutenant Langer,
    Private Partz.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 4,842 ✭✭✭steveland?


    Dr. Snuggles :)

    Another childhood memory ruined :)


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 31,967 ✭✭✭✭Sarky


    steveland? wrote:
    Dr. Snuggles :)

    Another childhood memory ruined :)

    Nah, I always suspected Dr. Snuggles was a filthy degenerate. He made a robotic woman in one episode, I recall. And his assistant was a hamster, wasn't he? Very suspect.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 602 ✭✭✭edibility


    My boobs are called Betsy and Agnus.....


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 31,967 ✭✭✭✭Sarky


    Do they have adventures every week like Dr. Snuggles did?


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 602 ✭✭✭edibility


    NO.

    They're boobs of doom.

    They suffocate people whilst they sleep.

    *presses temple, clothes fall off, little propellers pop out of nipples, and flies away*


  • Registered Users Posts: 3,958 ✭✭✭Chad ghostal


    edibility wrote:
    NO.

    They're boobs of doom.

    They suffocate people whilst they sleep.

    *presses temple, clothes fall off, little propellers pop out of nipples, and flies away*

    holy crap thats impressive..
    do it again. :)


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  • Registered Users Posts: 17,213 ✭✭✭✭therecklessone


    edibility wrote:
    NO.

    They're boobs of doom.

    They suffocate people whilst they sleep.

    But what a pleasant way to go... :eek:


  • Subscribers Posts: 9,716 ✭✭✭CuLT


    But what a pleasant way to go... :eek:

    You know, that doesn't appeal to me at all...

    I hope I haven't caught teh gay :eek:


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 602 ✭✭✭edibility


    CuLT wrote:
    You know, that doesn't appeal to me at all...

    I hope I haven't caught teh gay :eek:

    Nah, you're just a bàstard :)


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,745 ✭✭✭doonothing


    DISCLAIMER: i had nothing to do with the making of this list, i take no credit for this whatsoever, all credit shall be distributed evenly by lisa and jane, progenitors of THE LIST...

    Cock

    Dick

    Prick

    Knob

    Willy/Willie

    One-eyed monster

    Weiner

    Trouser snake

    Pocket trout

    John Thomas

    Wanger

    Organ

    **** stick

    Bratwurst

    Serpent

    Anaconda

    ‘The’ beast

    Studstick

    One-eyed trouser snake

    Lonely finger

    Monkey

    Weapon

    Wanghorn

    Major

    El Capitan

    Boastful plum

    Spike

    Princess Sophie

    Lollipop

    Log

    Lieutenant

    Cucumber

    Sword

    Bone

    General

    Sergeant Major

    Johnny

    Johnson

    Manhood

    Duke of Wellington

    Me lad

    Me little fella

    Pecker

    Me ould fella

    Langer

    Member

    Bite (Gallic)

    Tool (massive)

    Wrench

    Sausage

    Rod

    Instrument

    Banana

    Purple-headed yoghurt spitter

    Todger

    Piece of pork

    The Quare Fella

    Milkman

    Pipe

    Stocking filler

    Little Soldier

    Plough

    Submarine

    Needle

    Yoke

    Screw

    Dong

    Little man

    Pike

    Slickstick

    Animal

    Love muscle

    Wang

    Paddy

    Prince Albert

    Talent

    Cong

    Joystick

    Pencil

    Thing

    Weasel

    Bishop

    Frankfurter

    Hot dog

    Tallywhacker

    Schlong

    Schnitzel

    Woman-maker

    Snake

    Dork

    Spear

    Fleshrocket

    Mantube

    Third leg

    Gearstick

    Cannon

    Sergeant

    Eleventh finger

    Whacker

    Pin

    Twig

    Screwdriver

    Ding-a-Ling

    Littlejohn

    Wurst

    Hose

    Utensil

    Piece

    Jag

    Meat

    Wand

    Baguette

    Ammunition

    Dripstick

    Sperminator

    Fabulous weapon

    Weapon of Ass Destruction

    Kielbasa

    Szechwan Pork (thank word for spellcheck)

    Pink oboe

    Piscin

    Spitting cobra

    Caideog

    Spaghetti string

    Mr. Big

    One-eyed milkman

    Cruise missile

    Pants-dwelling Stocking Filler

    Dr. Love’s Syringe

    Cherry popper

    Thief of Innocence

    Tomahawk

    Turbo charger

    Slide trombone

    The P-bomb

    Santa’s little helper

    Schneider

    Magnum .45 (it can blow your head clean off)

    Maiden breaker

    Little Twitchy

    Lord of the Laderhosen

    Big Friendly Giant

    Bushwhacker

    Missionary Priest

    Tiny Tim

    Artful Dodger

    Glue Gun

    Jimmy Durante

    Roger

    Ding-Dong

    Heartbreaker(thank you Paul the Ride)

    Babymaker(once again, Paul RA)

    Pee-Pee

    Spunkinator

    Lovewand

    Dog

    Linebreaker

    Candlestick

    Lightsabre

    Mushroom

    Handle

    Spunkblaster

    Gizcannon

    Mickey

    (*Ahem*)

    Rugged spear

    Little bald man

    Pump-action shotgun

    Whistle

    Purple supersoaker

    Whistle

    Tools of the gods

    Pile driver

    Mantool

    Dr. Feelgood

    The mouse

    Mr. Tinkle

    Pig Ugly Love King

    Snozzcumber

    Little bighorn

    The Agitator

    Long John Silver

    Vlad the Impaler

    Glowstick

    Dangly bit

    Ferrari

    Spout

    Vag-ripper

    Enchanted sword

    Mr. Happy Times

    Blackjack

    Flute

    Bod

    Plunger

    It

    Spunkblaster

    Incredible Hulk

    Spear

    Rasher

    Salami

    Trouserburster

    Turkey Baster

    Virginity Blaster

    Two-minute shooter

    Hotrod

    Messenger

    Nuclear Warhead

    Giant Redwood

    Tommy gun

    Mini-me

    Mr. Wiggly

    Playboy

    Whangdoodle

    Space invader

    Jelly tot

    Dark Lance

    The Big Dipper

    Wassolini whacker

    Wanked

    Battering Ram

    Tube steak

    Heat Seeking Moisture Missile

    Uncle Dick

    Pink Cadillac

    Violater

    Magic wand

    The Fireman

    Soap Dispenser

    Dark Saber

    Zobe (Gallic)

    The Inseminator

    Pisser

    Vader’s Helmet

    Swashbuckler

    The Jazzer

    Zucchini

    Spitting Sausage

    Love Salami

    Bristly Love Wand

    Wooly mammoth

    Syphilisilator

    MVP (most valuable player)

    Magic Johnson

    Fava (Italian)

    Lower Extremity

    VIP

    Trouser mouser

    Truck

    One-eyed one-horned flying purple babymaker

    Musket

    Dicky Dido

    Ace Rimmer

    Bastard Sword

    The One

    Wad Deployer

    Pen 15

    Hot meat Injection

    Love warrior

    The Landshark

    Frankenstein

    Maiden Ravager

    Penetrator

    Red-tipped Rocket

    Rear Admiral

    Cave Dweller

    The Diggler

    Wibbly Wobbly Wonder

    Rodimus Prime

    Shiny R2 Unit

    Rapier

    Musketeer

    Wet sausage

    Fr. John’s Holy Stick

    Cake-Icer

    Toothpaste Tube

    Slimy sex missile

    Beef Suppository

    Clouded Frost Spire

    Sticky Wicket

    Dick Tracey

    Bottle of Milk

    Crawl the Warrior King

    Torpedo Tube

    Slinky

    Slingshot

    Bayonette

    The Big Dog

    Lord of the Ring

    Womb Raider

    Little Hobbit

    Vag Invader

    Slimy Ghekko

    Bollard

    Cum cannon

    Crowbar

    Pringle tin

    Old Oak Tree

    Rhythm stick

    Arse Rammer


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 602 ✭✭✭edibility


    Some of those are brilliant :D in particular "Princess Sophie" :D:D:D
    As to "Weapon of Ass Destruction"....have you seen the movies? :D


  • Registered Users Posts: 17,213 ✭✭✭✭therecklessone


    CuLT wrote:
    You know, that doesn't appeal to me at all...

    I hope I haven't caught teh gay :eek:

    Nah, more likely explained by the fact that I am a deviant... :D


  • Registered Users Posts: 18,908 ✭✭✭✭Mimikyu


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  • Registered Users Posts: 3,437 ✭✭✭Crucifix


    Despite turning my back on McDonalds, mine's still known as 'The Ramburgerlar'


  • Registered Users Posts: 3,180 ✭✭✭Interceptor


    Mines called Mr Lonely. *sigh*

    'c


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,689 ✭✭✭orangerooster


    "The Quare Fella" brilliant.


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  • Registered Users Posts: 2,717 ✭✭✭ARGINITE


    *pop*


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