Television favorite quote

A few from my favourite programme, Battlestar Galactica. The second two might be mildly spoilery but probably won't make sense if you haven't seen the programme.


Bill Adama, straying from his prepared remarks in his speech at the decommissioning ceremony for the Galactica in the pilot:

"Why are we as a people worth saving? We still commit murder because of greed, spite, jealousy. And we still visit all of our sins upon our children. We refuse to accept the responsibility for anything that we've done. Like we did with the Cylons. We decided to play God, create life. When that life turned against us, we comforted ourselves in the knowledge that it really wasn't our fault, not really. You cannot play God then wash your hands of the things that you've created. Sooner or later, the day comes when you can't hide from the things that you've done anymore."


Laura Roslin:

"No. Not now. Not ever. Do you hear me? I will use every cannon, every bomb, every bullet, every weapon I have down to my own eye teeth to end you! I swear it! I'm coming for all of you!"


The Great Saul Tigh:

"My name is Saul Tigh. I'm an officer in the Colonial Fleet. Whatever else I am, whatever else it means, that's the man I want to be. And if I die today, that's the man I'll be."


And I'll leave the last word to Walt from Breaking Bad. Sometimes keeping it simple does the trick, and delivery is everything:

"Stay out of my territory!"

"Winter is coming"

Some more great Futurama ones:

Fry: "Full price for gum? That dog won't hunt monseigneur!"

Leela: I'm supposed to meet my parents at ten!
Bender: Nine...ten...a big fat hen. The name's Bender."

Bender: "I came here with the simple dream... a dream of killing all humans. And this is how it must end? Who's the real 700 billion ton monster here? Not I... Not I..."

Zapp: "Don't be such a a chicken, Kif! Teenagers all smoke and they seem pretty on the ball."

"A trick is what a whore does for money Michael, I perform illusions"

"Pop! Pop!" - Magnitude in Community

"ah amnesia the free prize at the end of every bottle (of tequila)" sheldon cooper:D

"guys, i know kung fu" chuck bartowski via the matrix

chandler "twins"
monica "are you freaking out"
chandler "join me wont you"

"happy slapsgiving" marshall ericksen

"get it done llyod or im gonna choke you out with a strap-on" ari gold threatening llyod to get something done

"sookie" bill compton

"tonights the night" dexter morgan

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"I just blue myself" - Tobias Funke (Arrested Development)

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The Thick of it rules! (mainly for its creative use of cursing)

Malcolm Tucker: He's as useless as a marzipan dildo.

Malcolm: Stats, percentages, international comparisons, information. E-mail them fúcking wads of information. And tell them to get their heads around it before they put pen to paper, or I'll be up their arses like a fúcking Biafran ferret, right? Come on, unleash hell!

Jamie: Have you seen the Whip's numbers?
Malcolm: NOMFuP.
Jamie: What?
Malcolm: NOMFuP. N-O-M-F-P. Not My Fúcking Problem. I quite like that. Did you like that? I'll use that quite a lot today.

Malcolm: Come the fúck in or fúck the fúck off.
Hugh: Well I'll come the fúck in then.