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Jobs you'd like to do.

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    #32
    gidget
    Registered Users Posts: 1,002 ✭✭✭gidget


    I'd like to work in a sanctuary that helps rehabilitate injured/orphaned wild animals before releasing them back into the wild.


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    #33
    Harry Palmr
    Closed Accounts Posts: 40,061 ✭✭✭✭Harry Palmr


    You can tell we mainly live with dull and robotic jobs!


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    #34
    darragh_haven
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,433 ✭✭✭darragh_haven


    chicken sexer..... very highly paid


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    #35
    Topper Harley
    Registered Users Posts: 1,698 ✭✭✭Topper Harley


    Zaph wrote: »
    Professional troll

    No, your alternative job choice! :p


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    #36
    eviltwin
    Registered Users Posts: 17,495 ✭✭✭✭eviltwin


    Social worker


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    #37
    Kovu
    Closed Accounts Posts: 14,241 ✭✭✭✭Kovu


    Bed tester.....or a vet.:pac:


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    #38
    Topper Harley
    Registered Users Posts: 1,698 ✭✭✭Topper Harley


    CINCLANTFLT wrote: »
    Replying to and correcting my own posts...
    Peanut Smuggler... Single not plural...

    Hey, don't sell yourself short. If you want to be a Peanut Smugglers you can be a Peanut Smugglers.


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    #39
    For Forks Sake
    Registered Users Posts: 11,471 ✭✭✭✭For Forks Sake


    Hollis Hurlbut wrote: »

    Anything where I could work from home for a decent salary.

    Prostitution it is so.


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    #40
    Photo-Sniper
    Registered Users Posts: 1,217 ✭✭✭Photo-Sniper


    Friend of mine works as a "Flashscore" data updater.

    Basically is paid to travel around the world (but mostly based in his own country) watching professional football matches and updating live data of the game via a phone while he sits and drinks beer and eats.

    Being paid to watch football.

    Damn.


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    #41
    [Deleted User]
    Posts: 13,712 ✭✭✭✭ [Deleted User]


    Tyrant
    Emperor
    Exotic Dancer
    not in that order


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    #42
    kneemos
    Registered Users Posts: 20,409 ✭✭✭✭kneemos


    Photo-Sniper wrote: »
    Friend of mine works as a "Flashscore" data updater.

    Basically is paid to travel around the world (but mostly based in his own country) watching professional football matches and updating live data of the game via a phone while he sits and drinks beer and eats.

    Being paid to watch football.

    Damn.

    Employed by Carlsberg is he?


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    #43
    Harry Palmr
    Closed Accounts Posts: 40,061 ✭✭✭✭Harry Palmr


    Photo-Sniper wrote: »
    Friend of mine works as a "Flashscore" data updater.

    Basically is paid to travel around the world (but mostly based in his own country) watching professional football matches and updating live data of the game via a phone while he sits and drinks beer and eats.

    Being paid to watch football.

    Damn.

    I use flashscore all the time, I refuse to believe that's how it works, sounds far too good!


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    #44
    Photo-Sniper
    Registered Users Posts: 1,217 ✭✭✭Photo-Sniper


    kneemos wrote: »
    Employed by Carlsberg is he?
    Living the dream


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    #45
    FGR
    Registered Users Posts: 2,448 ✭✭✭FGR


    Has to be call centre work! :pac:


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    #46
    Nib
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,088 ✭✭✭Nib


    School teacher.

    30 hours per week. 3 months summer holidays, holidays at Christmas, Easter and mid-term break. Good money too.


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    #47
    Photo-Sniper
    Registered Users Posts: 1,217 ✭✭✭Photo-Sniper


    Harry Palmr wrote: »
    I use flashscore all the time, I refuse to believe that's how it works, sounds far too good!
    Google it.

    Probably a few craigslist adds for it around because I believe it pays horribly.

    I wouldnt care though


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    #48
    donegaLroad
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,379 ✭✭✭donegaLroad


    I would like to make documentaries.

    I would also like to be a lighthouse keeper for a year.


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    #49
    keysersoze1
    Registered Users Posts: 46 ✭keysersoze1


    Professional surfer


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    #50
    Mint Aero
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,570 ✭✭✭Mint Aero


    President of the planet Earth


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    #51
    TheOtherBloke
    Registered Users Posts: 232 ✭✭TheOtherBloke


    Desolation Of Smug wrote: »
    Cold, wet and tired? Sounds fishy..

    Aaah now, Its what I enjoy


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    #52
    tastyt
    Registered Users Posts: 2,017 ✭✭✭tastyt


    Pixie lotts toilet seat


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    #53
    efb
    Closed Accounts Posts: 35,514 ✭✭✭✭efb


    Any job?

    President of the USA

    Jed Bartlett meets Frank Underwood


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    #54
    endacl
    Registered Users Posts: 22,231 ✭✭✭✭endacl


    biko wrote: »
    Someone posted a while back about bordello testing.
    I singed up but never heard back.
    What did you sing?


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    #55
    MRnotlob606
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,642 ✭✭✭MRnotlob606


    Stand-up Comedy. If you are any way decent, you could earn a lot of money and people will love you.


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    #56
    Fuzzytrooper
    Moderators, Arts Moderators Posts: 896 Mod ✭✭✭✭Fuzzytrooper


    Hamburger


    Or Leprechaun hunter


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    #57
    TerrorFirmer
    Closed Accounts Posts: 29,930 ✭✭✭✭TerrorFirmer


    Nib wrote: »
    School teacher.

    30 hours per week. 3 months summer holidays, holidays at Christmas, Easter and mid-term break. Good money too.

    No school teacher works 30 hours a week.

    Saw in the paper that a company in Germany was looking for a a candidate to basically go undercover and examine prostitute safe sex compliance. :eek:

    How would you explain that when people asked what you do for a living...


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    #58
    sbsquarepants
    Registered Users Posts: 11,812 ✭✭✭✭sbsquarepants


    darragh_haven wrote: »
    chicken sexer..... very highly paid

    Because you basically throw adorable fluffy baby chickens into a shredder all day - there's no amount of money in the world could pay you enough for that!


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    #59
    Topper Harley
    Registered Users Posts: 1,698 ✭✭✭Topper Harley


    TerrorFirmer wrote: »
    Saw in the paper that a company in Germany was looking for a a candidate to basically go undercover and examine prostitute safe sex compliance. :eek:

    How would you explain that when people asked what you do for a living...

    It'd look good on the CV. I think.


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    #60
    Corkdude81
    Registered Users Posts: 4 ✭Corkdude81


    Anyone know what Lites Group Merchandiser jobs are like?


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    #61
    Saipanne
    Closed Accounts Posts: 4,882 ✭✭✭Saipanne


    Human Signpost


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