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  • 30-03-2015 10:36pm
    #1
    kneemos
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 20,459 ✭✭✭✭


    Was thinking earlier tillage farming looks rather attractive,bit of work in the summer,driving machinery most of the time,couldn't be bothered with animals though seems like hard work.
    What's your alternative job of choice?


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Comments

  • #2
    The Moldy Gowl
    Closed Accounts Posts: 19,889 ✭✭✭✭The Moldy Gowl


    Posting stupid threads


  • #3
    Specialun
    Registered Users Posts: 3,068 ✭✭✭Specialun


    Mod on boards


  • #4
    Kiwi in IE
    Registered Users Posts: 3,063 ✭✭✭Kiwi in IE


    Human rights lawyer. I often regret not doing law and going down that path.


  • #5
    DoYouEvenLift
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 3,188 ✭✭✭DoYouEvenLift


    Replying to stupid threads


  • #6
    CINCLANTFLT
    Closed Accounts Posts: 781 ✭✭✭CINCLANTFLT


    Peanut Smugglers


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  • #7
    biko
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 81,220 ✭✭✭✭biko


    Someone posted a while back about bordello testing.
    I singed up but never heard back.


  • #8
    CINCLANTFLT
    Closed Accounts Posts: 781 ✭✭✭CINCLANTFLT


    CINCLANTFLT wrote: »
    Peanut Smugglers

    Replying to and correcting my own posts...
    Peanut Smuggler... Single not plural...


  • #9
    Zaph
    Registered Users, Subscribers, Registered Users 2 Posts: 47,336 ✭✭✭✭Zaph


    Professional troll


  • #10
    Banjo String
    Closed Accounts Posts: 14,380 ✭✭✭✭Banjo String


    Travel writer / five star hotel critic.


  • #11
    One eyed Jack
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 24,211 ✭✭✭✭One eyed Jack


    I'd actually love to go back to doing bar and nightclub work. I used have a great laugh with the customers, the atmosphere, the pressure and then the calm after the storm. I'd do it again in the morning... if I was single :o


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  • #12
    sammyjo90
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 13,176 ✭✭✭✭sammyjo90


    Specialun wrote: »
    Mod on boards

    That's you gone so, you can't express a desire to be a mod!


  • #13
    Jawgap
    Closed Accounts Posts: 20,297 ✭✭✭✭Jawgap


    Trollfinder-General


  • #14
    Harry Palmr
    Closed Accounts Posts: 40,061 ✭✭✭✭Harry Palmr


    Witchfinder General or lock keeper in the south of France.


  • #15
    KKkitty
    Registered Users Posts: 7,537 ✭✭✭KKkitty


    Work in a phone shop.


  • #16
    Señor Fancy Pants
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,628 ✭✭✭Señor Fancy Pants


    Archaeologist or palaeontologist


  • #17
    Conor Bourke
    Hosted Moderators Posts: 17,424 ✭✭✭✭Conor Bourke


    Agri contractor


  • #18
    Schwiiing
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,704 ✭✭✭Schwiiing


    Elaine Crowley said the other day that she'd love to hire someone to hold her massive honkers to take the weight off her back. Id do it for free.


  • #19
    hardCopy
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,969 ✭✭✭hardCopy


    Tree surgeon.

    Climb trees, swing on ropes, carry a fold up saw in a holster. What's not to love?


  • #20
    Grays Sports Almanac
    Closed Accounts Posts: 113 ✭✭Grays Sports Almanac


    Long distance truck driver.

    Or

    Anything where I could work from home for a decent salary.


  • #21
    Bongalongherb
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,766 ✭✭✭Bongalongherb


    An astrophysicist, and A biologist, but my train left a long time ago.

    The next train comes my way in the next life. And I will take this train ride :)


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  • #22
    The Backwards Man
    Closed Accounts Posts: 18,299 ✭✭✭✭The Backwards Man


    Most possible dough for least possible hassle


  • #23
    TheOtherBloke
    Registered Users Posts: 232 ✭✭TheOtherBloke


    I'm actually living my dream working on trawlers :). Other than that probably a fighter pilot


  • #24
    LollipopJimmy
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,443 ✭✭✭LollipopJimmy


    Helping people in some way or shape, fireman, paramedic


  • #25
    James Bond Junior
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,140 ✭✭✭James Bond Junior


    Secret agent


  • #26
    Tearin It Up
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 449 ✭✭Tearin It Up


    I'd love to work in a zoo. Watching The Zoo on RTE on their work in Dublin Zoo, it looks like the best job in the world.


  • #27
    orlyice
    Registered Users Posts: 222 ✭✭orlyice


    Michael d's umbrella carrier, that lad gets the best seats at all the games...


  • #28
    Desolation Of Smug
    Closed Accounts Posts: 760 ✭✭✭Desolation Of Smug


    TheOtherBloke wrote: »
    I'm actually living my dream working on trawlers :). Other than that probably a fighter pilot

    Cold, wet and tired? Sounds fishy..


  • #29
    Interrobang
    Registered Users Posts: 320 ✭✭Interrobang


    Hermit.


  • #30
    Kevin McCloud
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 1,797 ✭✭✭Kevin McCloud


    A funeral director, convert a subaru estate into a hearse and drive the living shit out of it on the day of the funeral. Quicker the funeral quicker they go to heaven.


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  • #31
    Gongoozler
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,263 ✭✭✭Gongoozler


    Head of puppies. I've yet to find an organisation that has such a position so I might need to set up my own organisation and be head of puppies.


  • #32
    gidget
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,011 ✭✭✭gidget


    I'd like to work in a sanctuary that helps rehabilitate injured/orphaned wild animals before releasing them back into the wild.


  • #33
    Harry Palmr
    Closed Accounts Posts: 40,061 ✭✭✭✭Harry Palmr


    You can tell we mainly live with dull and robotic jobs!


  • #34
    darragh_haven
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,433 ✭✭✭darragh_haven


    chicken sexer..... very highly paid


  • #35
    Topper Harley
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,698 ✭✭✭Topper Harley


    Zaph wrote: »
    Professional troll

    No, your alternative job choice! :p


  • #36
    eviltwin
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 17,495 ✭✭✭✭eviltwin


    Social worker


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  • #37
    Kovu
    Closed Accounts Posts: 14,241 ✭✭✭✭Kovu


    Bed tester.....or a vet.:pac:


  • #38
    Topper Harley
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,698 ✭✭✭Topper Harley


    CINCLANTFLT wrote: »
    Replying to and correcting my own posts...
    Peanut Smuggler... Single not plural...

    Hey, don't sell yourself short. If you want to be a Peanut Smugglers you can be a Peanut Smugglers.


  • #39
    For Forks Sake
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 11,656 ✭✭✭✭For Forks Sake


    Hollis Hurlbut wrote: »

    Anything where I could work from home for a decent salary.

    Prostitution it is so.


  • #40
    Photo-Sniper
    Registered Users Posts: 1,217 ✭✭✭Photo-Sniper


    Friend of mine works as a "Flashscore" data updater.

    Basically is paid to travel around the world (but mostly based in his own country) watching professional football matches and updating live data of the game via a phone while he sits and drinks beer and eats.

    Being paid to watch football.

    Damn.


  • #41
    [Deleted User]
    Posts: 13,712 ✭✭✭✭ [Deleted User]


    Tyrant
    Emperor
    Exotic Dancer
    not in that order


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  • #42
    kneemos
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 20,459 ✭✭✭✭kneemos


    Photo-Sniper wrote: »
    Friend of mine works as a "Flashscore" data updater.

    Basically is paid to travel around the world (but mostly based in his own country) watching professional football matches and updating live data of the game via a phone while he sits and drinks beer and eats.

    Being paid to watch football.

    Damn.

    Employed by Carlsberg is he?


  • #43
    Harry Palmr
    Closed Accounts Posts: 40,061 ✭✭✭✭Harry Palmr


    Photo-Sniper wrote: »
    Friend of mine works as a "Flashscore" data updater.

    Basically is paid to travel around the world (but mostly based in his own country) watching professional football matches and updating live data of the game via a phone while he sits and drinks beer and eats.

    Being paid to watch football.

    Damn.

    I use flashscore all the time, I refuse to believe that's how it works, sounds far too good!


  • #44
    Photo-Sniper
    Registered Users Posts: 1,217 ✭✭✭Photo-Sniper


    kneemos wrote: »
    Employed by Carlsberg is he?
    Living the dream


  • #45
    FGR
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,455 ✭✭✭FGR


    Has to be call centre work! :pac:


  • #46
    Nib
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,088 ✭✭✭Nib


    School teacher.

    30 hours per week. 3 months summer holidays, holidays at Christmas, Easter and mid-term break. Good money too.


  • #47
    Photo-Sniper
    Registered Users Posts: 1,217 ✭✭✭Photo-Sniper


    Harry Palmr wrote: »
    I use flashscore all the time, I refuse to believe that's how it works, sounds far too good!
    Google it.

    Probably a few craigslist adds for it around because I believe it pays horribly.

    I wouldnt care though


  • #48
    donegaLroad
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,379 ✭✭✭donegaLroad


    I would like to make documentaries.

    I would also like to be a lighthouse keeper for a year.


  • #49
    keysersoze1
    Registered Users Posts: 46 ✭keysersoze1


    Professional surfer


  • #50
    Mint Aero
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,570 ✭✭✭Mint Aero


    President of the planet Earth


  • #51
    TheOtherBloke
    Registered Users Posts: 232 ✭✭TheOtherBloke


    Desolation Of Smug wrote: »
    Cold, wet and tired? Sounds fishy..

    Aaah now, Its what I enjoy


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