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The biggest lies in movies...

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  • 26-03-2015 4:35pm
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    Ghost Buster
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 5,172 ✭✭✭


    For me its when people crawl under the bed theres never 6 inches of hair/toenail/dust bunny, the wee plastic ends off tampons, Nerf bullets or stray socks. Bastards.


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    #2
    Mr Freeze
    Registered Users Posts: 6,618 ✭✭✭Mr Freeze


    Shot at car. Blows up!

    Really fine ladies having an interest in Shia LeBeouf in the Transformers movies ( or any movie ), I mean COME ON!


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    Greenmachine
    Registered Users Posts: 5,063 ✭✭✭Greenmachine


    Ghost Buster wrote: »
    For me its when people crawl under the bed theres never 6 inches of hair/toenail/dust bunny, the wee plastic ends off tampons, Nerf bullets or stray socks. Bastards.

    Have you ever seen "how clean is your house"?


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    endabob1
    Registered Users Posts: 911 ✭✭✭endabob1


    Total darkness......

    ....Fridge Door opens, Let there be light on a scale akin to sitting 4 cm's from the surface of the sun


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    Agricola
    Registered Users Posts: 6,547 ✭✭✭Agricola


    Police using car doors as cover during a firefight.


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    chughes
    Registered Users Posts: 1,740 ✭✭✭chughes


    Close up shot of one type of airplane taking off. Next scene, long shot of completely different type of plane which is supposed to be the same plane as the previous scene.


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    Akrasia
    Registered Users Posts: 22,243 ✭✭✭✭Akrasia


    That stalking someone is an acceptable form of courtship (see every 'romantic' movie ever)


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    Harry Palmr
    Closed Accounts Posts: 40,061 ✭✭✭✭Harry Palmr


    Biggest lie is that someone will somehow save the day.


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    Renegade Mechanic
    Registered Users Posts: 7,934 ✭✭✭Renegade Mechanic


    Agricola wrote: »
    Police using car doors as cover during a firefight.

    Or the meaty V8 roar you get out of a 30 year old Volvo turbo brick :D


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    Birneybau
    Registered Users Posts: 10,234 ✭✭✭✭Birneybau


    Happy endings :(


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    YbFocus
    Registered Users Posts: 8,480 ✭✭✭YbFocus


    I've never been able to speed up or slow down time. .


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    #12
    Topper Harley
    Registered Users Posts: 1,698 ✭✭✭Topper Harley


    Cars explode as soon as they have any sort of collision.


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    The Peanut
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,169 ✭✭✭The Peanut


    That token older gentleman - our hero - manages to attract the attention of the hottest female in the movie. The older western movies were priceless; John Wayne and co were all in their sixties and yet they pulled the 20-30 year old damsel in distress. Similarly an ancient Roger Moore as Bond...They can't all have daddy issues.


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    jaja321
    Registered Users Posts: 793 ✭✭✭jaja321


    Below average to waaay below average looking guys paired with much better looking women.


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    maximoose
    Registered Users Posts: 9,196 ✭✭✭maximoose


    Silencers making guns silent, with that cool 'pfoot' sound.


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    Topper Harley
    Registered Users Posts: 1,698 ✭✭✭Topper Harley


    YbFocus wrote: »
    I've never been able to speed up or slow down time. .

    I can. It's quite simple. If you really want/need time to slow down, it'll speed up and vice versa.


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    super_furry
    Registered Users Posts: 27,322 ✭✭✭✭super_furry


    All ugly girls are secretly stunners who just wear bad clothes, glasses and need a haircut.


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    Zillah
    Registered Users Posts: 17,371 ✭✭✭✭Zillah


    Agricola wrote: »
    Police using car doors as cover during a firefight.

    This actually happens. In the US car doors are specially armoured to resist penetration by small arms, so unless the suspect has a bazooka then it's better than standing out in the open.
    jaja321 wrote: »
    Below average to waaay below average looking guys paired with much better looking women.

    Also happens in real life.


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    jaja321
    Registered Users Posts: 793 ✭✭✭jaja321


    Zillah wrote: »


    Also happens in real life.

    I'd argue that's it's nowhere near to the same extent, nor are the differences as vast.


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    One eyed Jack
    Registered Users Posts: 23,695 ✭✭✭✭One eyed Jack


    That Irish people all speak like we need subtitles.


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    DarkyHughes
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    That Michael Collins was straight.


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    Pumpkinseeds
    Closed Accounts Posts: 8,635 ✭✭✭Pumpkinseeds


    Women wake up in bed with perfect hair and perfect makeup every morning, it's like magic and the bed doesn't look slept in.


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    #23
    gramar
    Closed Accounts Posts: 12,045 ✭✭✭✭gramar


    All phone numbers begin with...555.....


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    #24
    yeppydeppy
    Registered Users Posts: 1,163 ✭✭✭yeppydeppy


    The L shaped bed sheet.


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    #25
    wuzziwig
    Registered Users Posts: 516 ✭✭✭wuzziwig


    The baddie is a crack shot until he/she goes to shoot the hero/heroine and suddenly their aim goes to sh1t and despite firing 20 million bullets at point blank range none of them find the target.


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    Generic Dreadhead
    Registered Users Posts: 10,870 ✭✭✭✭Generic Dreadhead


    Noone has walked away from an explosion


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    #27
    secman
    Registered Users Posts: 6,243 ✭✭✭secman


    At the end of Braveheart where it states that Scotland won their freedom....... couldn't even win a referendum. ....


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    pq0n1ct4ve8zf5
    Closed Accounts Posts: 10,070 ✭✭✭✭pq0n1ct4ve8zf5


    Whispered conversations in nightclubs


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    Soups123
    Registered Users Posts: 8,968 ✭✭✭Soups123


    That you can be shot at 1000 times from the ground and air and not get hit yet you can take down a helicopter and 15 men on the ground with just 16 bullets, and continue to be missed while your ducked and reloading your gun, allst while having a hot lady follow around.


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    Soups123
    Registered Users Posts: 8,968 ✭✭✭Soups123


    Oh and everyone who is getting chased falls and either sprains the ankle or buckles the knee without fail


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    The Backwards Man
    Closed Accounts Posts: 18,299 ✭✭✭✭The Backwards Man


    Whenever the goodies are going somewhere in a big city, to interview a suspect or whatever, they just park outside the door. You never see them driving around for half an hour looking for a parking spot or a multi story, then have to walk two or three miles to where they are going.

    Can't count the number of films that has ruined for me.


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