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  • 09-04-2005 9:10pm
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    jezza
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    :D will put any funny things in here, stuff you read ect ect


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    #2
    jezza
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    putdowns-
    ive seen better hands on a lepar
    youve got more chins than a chinese phonebook
    you sure do have a lot of well wishers,theyd all like to throw u down one.
    excuse me is that youre nose or ate you eating a bananna?


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    crazy angel
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    its kinda funny the way noone is answering to this thread


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    jezza
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    i no! but its keeping me amused so i dontreally care!!!

    i once heard 2 women going on and on aboout the pains of childbirth, and how en will never know what real piain is. i asked them if they ever caught themselves in a zipper


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    #5
    jezza
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    i used to be a heavy gambler, but now i just make mental bets. thats how i lost my mind


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    jezza
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    Too many freaks not enough circusis


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    *adele*
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    he he he i like it!


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    #8
    jezza
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    friends may come and go but enemies accumalate


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    jezza
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    the guy as all over the road, i had to swerve a number of times before i hit him.

    i thouoght my window was down but found it was up when i put my head through it.

    the indirect cause of the accdent was a little man in a little car with a big mouth.

    coming home i drove into a wrong house and collided with a tree that i dont have.

    i was thrown from my car as it left the road i was later foud in the ditch by some stray cows.

    he pedestrian had no idea where to run so i run over him


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    *adele*
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    where are u finding these???i like dem


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    jezza
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    a police man had a perfect spot to watch for speeders, but was not getting many. then he discovered the problem. a 10 year old boy was standing up the road with a handmade sign reading speed traps ahead. the officer then found another young boy down the road with a sign painted tips and a bucket of change.


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    tSubh Dearg
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    i think this is funny
    gmail.jpg

    it's from where the bf works


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    Sarky
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    jezza wrote:
    friends may come and go but enemies accumalate

    Speak for yourself, I don't seem to have ANY enemies anymore. Isn't that wonderful?


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