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Father Ted Trivia Quiz

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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,168 ✭✭✭Frank Spencer


    mobius42 wrote: »
    His blue one.

    Both of the shows writers had cameos in the show. Name the two episodes that they appeared in.

    Speed 3 and Flight into terror

    What did Jack drink that caused him to be unable to play in the Annual Priest's Over 75s five a side football tournament?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,297 ✭✭✭Ron DMC


    Buck_Naked wrote: »
    Speed 3 and Flight into terror

    What did Jack drink that caused him to be unable to play in the Annual Priest's Over 75s five a side football tournament?

    A bottle of dreamy sleepy nighty snoozy snooze.

    What happens to the roads on Craggy Island when the weather is bad?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 780 ✭✭✭jossnjuice


    the roads get taken in.....

    what are the directions for terry to get to craggy island????


  • Registered Users Posts: 1,041 ✭✭✭José Alaninho


    jossnjuice wrote: »
    the roads get taken in.....

    what are the directions for terry to get to craggy island????

    Just head out from Galway in a westerly direction until you see the ships with the big nuclear sign on them.... they come quite close to the island when they're dumping the ole' glow-in-the-dark.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 973 ✭✭✭Super Sidious


    Whats on Dougals bed clothes?


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,282 ✭✭✭gucci


    flynner13 wrote: »
    Whats on Dougals bed clothes?

    Is it He-Man and the masters of the Universe? I know hes fond of the ould Ireland Jersey as PJs!


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 220 ✭✭tonedef


    Which side of Craggy island is missing?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 40,899 ✭✭✭✭Xavi6


    The west side

    What size picture did Ted want of him kicking Bishop Brennan up the arse?


  • Registered Users Posts: 8,711 ✭✭✭keano_afc


    10 x 10.

    What is Mrs Doyle's first name??


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,297 ✭✭✭Ron DMC


    Xavi6 wrote: »
    The west side

    What size picture did Ted want of him kicking Bishop Brennan up the arse?

    10x10

    What confectionary product did John tell Mary to get from the car?
    "Get the feckin [blank] out of the feckin car!"


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,459 ✭✭✭Blisterman


    Crunchies

    What did Father Jack find in Bishop Brennan's bag? (2 Items)


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,282 ✭✭✭gucci


    10x10

    What confectionary product did John tell Mary to get from the car?
    "Get the feckin [blank] out of the feckin car!"

    "crunchies"?

    Was the He-man bed cloths correct?


  • Registered Users Posts: 1,353 ✭✭✭MR NINE


    Cos he put his underpants on his head!

    What did Polly Clarke think ted's name was?

    It was actually his shorts but underpants is close enough


  • Registered Users Posts: 1,353 ✭✭✭MR NINE


    Blisterman wrote: »
    Crunchies

    What did Father Jack find in Bishop Brennan's bag? (2 Items)

    A bottle of JD and a home video from his family holiday. (He also found his passport)


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,459 ✭✭✭Blisterman


    Correct. Forgot about the passport.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 973 ✭✭✭Super Sidious


    ye it is he-man...

    Easy one... but what speed must the Milk float not go under in Speed 3?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 315 ✭✭Lpfsox


    4 miles per hour.

    Why did Ted think Polly Clarke's husband was afraid of Virginia Woolfe?


  • Registered Users Posts: 1,041 ✭✭✭José Alaninho


    Lpfsox wrote: »
    4 miles per hour.

    Why did Ted think Polly Clarke's husband was afraid of Virginia Woolfe?

    Was she.... was she following him, or something....? :D


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 90 ✭✭bettybooper


    Blue.

    How come all the rocks are different sizes???!!!


  • Registered Users Posts: 448 ✭✭jimmyboy


    Rocks are generally different sizes


    Whats the name of Dougals hamster?


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 15,515 ✭✭✭✭admiralofthefleet


    jimmyboy wrote: »
    Rocks are generally different sizes


    Whats the name of Dougals hamster?

    sampras


    how much did the detox in cigarettes, alcahol and rollerblading originally cost?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 302 ✭✭Sidney77


    sampras was the bunny,

    200 pounds or te basic for 50,

    other than his own jack only ever says 3 names, one is his own

    what are the other 2?


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 15,515 ✭✭✭✭admiralofthefleet


    Sidney77 wrote: »
    sampras was the bunny,

    200 pounds or te basic for 50,

    other than his own jack only ever says 3 names, one is his own

    what are the other 2?

    arnold, who's arnold


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 90 ✭✭bettybooper


    what film did ted do when he was playing charades with dougal?? :)


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,459 ✭✭✭Blisterman


    Jaws (not Jaws 2, that's a different shark).

    Name 3 of Mrs Doyle's wrong guesses for Todd Umptious' name.


  • Registered Users Posts: 1,693 ✭✭✭Jack Sheehan


    Father Luke Duke, Father Ben Molloy.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 15,515 ✭✭✭✭admiralofthefleet


    Blisterman wrote: »

    Name 3 of Mrs Doyle's wrong guesses for Todd Umptious' name.

    father spodo comodo

    father hirosima twinkie

    father stig bubble card


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 302 ✭✭Sidney77


    arnold, who's arnold

    arnold is one, other one is Elvis

    and i just noticed my mistake, it should read other than his own he says 2, not 2


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,457 ✭✭✭giggsy664


    What is the name of the blasphamous film?


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  • Registered Users Posts: 1,693 ✭✭✭Jack Sheehan


    giggsy664 wrote: »
    What is the name of the blasphamous film?

    The passion of Saint Tibulus.

    What did they do to the guy who was too good at fashion?


  • Registered Users Posts: 639 ✭✭✭devinejay


    What is the name of the first song Fr. Fintan Stack plays when he puts on a tape?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 302 ✭✭Sidney77


    sounds like General Levy but not sure of the name of the song


  • Registered Users Posts: 1,693 ✭✭✭Jack Sheehan




  • Closed Accounts Posts: 911 ✭✭✭994


    The passion of Saint Tibulus.

    What did they do to the guy who was too good at fashion?

    They shot him! (I think it's a Versace reference)

    Which burping sheep won King of the Sheep?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 40,899 ✭✭✭✭Xavi6


    Chris

    Which priest is now starring in Grey's Anatomy?


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 19,338 ✭✭✭✭Liam O


    994 wrote: »
    They shot him! (I think it's a Versace reference)

    Which burping sheep won King of the Sheep?

    I'm pretty sure it's a reference to fascism, could be wrong though


  • Registered Users Posts: 1,693 ✭✭✭Jack Sheehan


    Xavi6 wrote: »
    Chris

    Which priest is now starring in Grey's Anatomy?

    Father Deegan (Kevin Mc Kidd).

    How much can you save from running the gas off the electricity and the electricity off the gas?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 302 ✭✭Sidney77


    200 pounds.

    How does Mrs Doyle make Jacks wheelchair automatic?

    BTW can someone explain the fashion thing to me, cant remember it


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 40,899 ✭✭✭✭Xavi6


    Sidney77 wrote: »
    200 pounds.

    How does Mrs Doyle make Jacks wheelchair automatic?

    Fishing rod and a bottle of booze
    BTW can someone explain the fashion thing to me, cant remember it

    It was a reference to Versace. Something along the lines of "Like that guy who was so good at fashion they had to have him shot".


  • Registered Users Posts: 1,693 ✭✭✭Jack Sheehan


    Xavi6 wrote: »
    Fishing rod and a bottle of booze



    It was a reference to Versace. Something along the lines of "Like that guy who was so good at fashion they had to have him shot".

    Ted, do you remember that guy who was so good at fashion, that they had to shoot him?


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,234 ✭✭✭vincenzolorenzo


    Father Deegan (Kevin Mc Kidd).

    Who was Fr Deegan? Can't say i remember him at all.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 994 ✭✭✭mental07


    Who was Fr Deegan? Can't say i remember him at all.

    He was the young Scottish priest among the crew stuck in the lingerie section. He was just out of the seminary and had a bit of a panic attack, fearing he'd be sent to 'some bloody kip!' Ted duly calmed him down :)


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 90 ✭✭bettybooper


    What was the first line in the poem that Mrs. Doyle wrote for the Owen McLove competition?


  • Registered Users Posts: 2,185 ✭✭✭Tchaikovsky


    mental07 wrote: »
    He was the young Scottish priest among the crew stuck in the lingerie section. He was just out of the seminary and had a bit of a panic attack, fearing he'd be sent to 'some bloody kip!' Ted duly calmed him down :)
    He was also Tommy in 'Trainspotting'


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 994 ✭✭✭mental07


    What was the first line in the poem that Mrs. Doyle wrote for the Owen McLove competition?[/QU'OTE]

    'Eoin McLove has a happy face.'

    What does Dougal tell Eoin not to do?


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 140 ✭✭Crow71


    Not to eat the jam from the jar.

    Whats the name of the most sarcastic priest in Ireland?


  • Registered Users Posts: 1,041 ✭✭✭José Alaninho


    Crow71 wrote: »
    Not to eat the jam from the jar.

    Whats the name of the most sarcastic priest in Ireland?

    Father Jessup.

    "Eh, lovely day, did you come by the new road?"

    "No. We went round by Southern Yemen"


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,836 ✭✭✭Sir Gallagher


    Which two Italian footballers does Dougal name while doing his version of the last rites?


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 37 Dr Sinnott


    Baggio and Costacurta


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 738 ✭✭✭AndyP


    How old is Henry Sellers?


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