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    McGarnagle92
    Registered Users Posts: 189 ✭✭McGarnagle92


    In a very shifty lane in Artane at about 14 I think....reminds me of it every time I walk through it


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    #33
    starlit
    Registered Users Posts: 12,334 ✭✭✭✭starlit


    I was probably quiet young while at playschool, just before starting school. First proper kiss was when I was a good bit older at the age of 19...late developer in the love stakes as had little interest in boys and dating when I was younger. I was at a nightclub at the time, a randomer, didn't know his name, a bit sloppy but passionate I suppose not the best kiss but my kissing technique has improved since :p lol! Think we were dancing to a dance tune can't remember but think the song was poision or something. Never met him since! Was too drunk to remember his face ha ha ha!:o


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    #34
    Devil08
    Registered Users Posts: 1,659 ✭✭✭Devil08


    My first shift was with a sock


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    #35
    UglyBolloxFace
    Registered Users Posts: 1,867 ✭✭✭UglyBolloxFace


    off.the.walls wrote: »
    Was 14 she was very well endowed....

    Your first shift...she...she had a penis?


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    AFC_1903
    Closed Accounts Posts: 546 ✭✭✭AFC_1903


    Aged 13, outside a mill in the countryside, for a truth or dare. Wasn't chasing skirt then (late starter), so wasn't mad to do it.

    With whom? :o

    With twins a couple of years older than me! :eek:


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    Ledger
    Registered Users Posts: 1,459 ✭✭✭Ledger


    AFC_1903 wrote: »
    Aged 13, outside a mill in the countryside, for a truth or dare. Wasn't chasing skirt then (late starter), so wasn't mad to do it.

    With whom? :o

    With twins a couple of years older than me! :eek:



    TWINS!? Talk about running before you can walk.


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    #38
    AFC_1903
    Closed Accounts Posts: 546 ✭✭✭AFC_1903


    :D

    I know, the next one shift took a while to happen too. As memory serves me best it was a woman from my work. Not sure how much older than me she was. One part of my brain is telling me she was about 10 years older, the other is telling me there's no way that could be right!


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    admiralofthefleet
    Closed Accounts Posts: 15,515 ✭✭✭✭admiralofthefleet


    my first was 4pm to 10pm i pub. i started 8 hour shifts after that


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    senorwipesalot
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,458 ✭✭✭senorwipesalot


    Devil08 wrote: »
    My first shift was with a sock
    woz that your wanksock?


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    3hn2givr7mx1sc
    Closed Accounts Posts: 10,838 ✭✭✭✭3hn2givr7mx1sc


    In the cinema when I was 11. I think she was like 17.:pac:
    I was forced into it(by a mate) and the "If you can't lift it, don't shift it" rule would've came in handy at the time.:P


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    off.the.walls
    Registered Users Posts: 1,298 ✭✭✭off.the.walls


    UglyBolloxFace wrote: »
    Your first shift...she...she had a penis?

    No man she had a balcony ya could do shakespear off! biggest tits i've ever seen in my life with the fittest body!


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    fudgie101
    Closed Accounts Posts: 32 ✭fudgie101


    Your sister! She was wet in the drawers!


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    Aoifey!
    Registered Users Posts: 4,571 ✭✭✭Aoifey!


    A game of dares when I was 12 at a friend's party. We all vowed we wouldn't be friggits by the end of the night.


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    Son Of A Vidic
    Registered Users Posts: 32,370 ✭✭✭✭Son Of A Vidic


    off.the.walls wrote: »
    Was 14 she was very well endowed.

    You mean she was a chick with a dick? :eek:


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    cackhanded
    Registered Users Posts: 211 ✭✭cackhanded


    baz2009 wrote: »
    In the cinema when I was 11. I think she was like 17.:pac:
    I was forced into it(by a mate) and the "If you can't lift it, don't shift it" rule would've came in handy at the time.:P

    The "child molestation" rule would've been handier!


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    A19B1C12
    Closed Accounts Posts: 166 ✭✭A19B1C12


    At a disco when I was about 11..

    Can't say I was too proud.


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    #48
    [Deleted User]
    Posts: 17,381 ✭ [Deleted User]


    Devil08 wrote: »
    bet you spent the day smelling your finger right?
    Had to wash the hands straight away... Didn't want Mam smelling it in the car on the way home.
    I could have blamed it on fish and chips but she knew I was broke.


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    EraseAndRewind
    Closed Accounts Posts: 322 ✭✭EraseAndRewind


    Mine was at 13 with the local don juan...up against a tree and the fecker gave me a love bite i didnt even realise i was so innocent

    my mother was happy when she spotted thaton my neck i can tell you :(


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    TheMilkyPirate
    Registered Users Posts: 5,963 ✭✭✭TheMilkyPirate


    I was 9 or 10 with a girl i still know quite well, Didn't have another one then till i was 13 or that at a disco got 3 in one night fuck yeah!!


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    Sprrratt
    Registered Users Posts: 1,119 ✭✭✭Sprrratt


    McGarnagle92 wrote: »
    In a very shifty lane in Artane at about 14 I think....reminds me of it every time I walk through it

    Interestingly, +1


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