Easter egg problem

bullets · 12-03-2013 8:42pm #1

My Partner/Mother of of my newborn child/Girlfriend has a real issue with Chocolate which may be on par with my own issue with cider. I've called her the sweetbeast. She can devour mass amounts of sweet things.

Since the Easter eggs have been on the shelf She's currently (as I type) on
easter egg number 11. Yup she has eaten 11 so far and the crunching in the background indicates she's nibbling on the extras. Despite this she's thin (da bitch) if she runs out of chocolate she will move onto the the Jelly's and anything else that's not raw suger everything is game on apart from haribo foam backs So my fellow AH's is there a sweet beast in your family/relationship and how much do they devour.

~B

12-03-2013 8:44pm

It may or may not be me. Maybe, but maybe not.

donvito99 · 12-03-2013 8:45pm

OP's partner;

"Bring me Solo"

Lapin · 12-03-2013 8:45pm

bullets wrote: »

My Partner/Mother of of my newborn child/Girlfriend

Yeah but which of them is the chocoholic.

Chucken · 12-03-2013 8:46pm

Deleted User wrote: »

It may or may not be me. Maybe, but maybe not.

Me too...maybe

12-03-2013 8:46pm

Oh. And by the way. GIANT walnut whips in M&S?

Yeh. It's a goddamn lie.

Gatling · 12-03-2013 9:05pm

bullets wrote: »

My Partner/Mother of of my newborn child/Girlfriend has a real issue with Chocolate which may be on par with my own issue with cider. I've called her the sweetbeast. She can devour mass amounts of sweet things.

Since the Easter eggs have been on the shelf She's currently (as I type) on
easter egg number 11. Yup she has eaten 11 so far and the crunching in the background indicates she's nibbling on the extras. Despite this she's thin (da bitch) if she runs out of chocolate she will move onto the the Jelly's and anything else that's not raw suger everything is game on apart from haribo foam backs So my fellow AH's is there a sweet beast in your family/relationship and how much do they devour.

~B

Says the man with how many * Aeg's,

*(Airsoft to normal people)

In saying that my missus discovered lilly o brians hand made chocolate's on mothers day we've got 4 boxes currently been munched since Sunday

Super-Rush · 12-03-2013 9:08pm

My missus can inhale a Yorkie raisin and biscuit from 50 yards.

She collapsed reading the favourite chocolate bar thread.

12-03-2013 9:11pm

Super-Rush wrote: »

My missus can inhale a Yorkie raisin and biscuit from 50 yards.

She collapsed reading the favourite chocolate bar thread.

Your missus is a boy?

Pumpkinseeds · 12-03-2013 9:14pm

My husband may or may not be able to eat his way through sweets, ice lollies and peanuts all weekend. I may or may not be able to gorge myself on ice cream and dry roasted peanuts on a Saturday evening and possibly into Sunday evening under the justification that I don't eat any on weekdays. Maybe:(

Knasher · 12-03-2013 9:16pm

I lived with a girl for a while who, according to her boyfriend, used to fall asleep near candy and keep eating it in her sleep.

Pumpkinseeds · 12-03-2013 9:20pm

Deleted User wrote: »

Oh. And by the way. GIANT walnut whips in M&S?

Yeh. It's a goddamn lie.

I saw those and was sorely tempted to get one for my mum for Easter. Then I accepted that if I bought it I would only eat it myself. Just as well I don't have a local M&S

amacca · 12-03-2013 9:21pm

Hurray for tooth decay and type 2 diabetes!

mmmm nom nom nom nom

12-03-2013 9:21pm

Pumpkinseeds wrote: »

I saw those and was sorely tempted to get one for my mum for Easter. Then I accepted that if I bought it I would only eat it myself. Just as well I don't have a local M&S

Well for 11.99 you'd expect it to be full of creamy goodness wouldn't you? But no, just air :mad:

Chucken · 12-03-2013 9:22pm

Deleted User wrote: »

Your missus is a boy?

Never..ever come between a woman and her chocolate, no matter who its "for"

Chucken · 12-03-2013 9:25pm

Deleted User wrote: »

Well for 11.99 you'd expect it to be full of creamy goodness wouldn't you? But no, just air :mad:

Air?? :eek: Thats a terrible waste of good space isn't it?

I'm still waiting for the invention of a giant creme egg easter egg...all year round :cool:

12-03-2013 9:25pm

I'm more concerened with the child/girlfriend.

12-03-2013 9:27pm

I made one of them Chucken. Bought a box of cream eggs and one cheap easter egg. I carefully opened the easter egg then scooped the goo from cream eggs into it. Took me an entire day but it was worth it!

Richard Dower · 12-03-2013 9:34pm

bullets wrote: »

My Partner/Mother of of my newborn child/Girlfriend has a real issue with Chocolate which may be on par with my own issue with cider. I've called her the sweetbeast. She can devour mass amounts of sweet things.

Since the Easter eggs have been on the shelf She's currently (as I type) on
easter egg number 11. Yup she has eaten 11 so far and the crunching in the background indicates she's nibbling on the extras. Despite this she's thin (da bitch) if she runs out of chocolate she will move onto the the Jelly's and anything else that's not raw suger everything is game on apart from haribo foam backs So my fellow AH's is there a sweet beast in your family/relationship and how much do they devour.

~B

Don't lie now....yer afraid to tell her she's fat :rolleyes:

amacca · 12-03-2013 9:35pm

Strawberry Milkshake wrote: »

I made one of them Chucken. Bought a box of cream eggs and one cheap easter egg. I carefully opened the easter egg then scooped the goo from cream eggs into it. Took me an entire day but it was worth it!

An admirable undertaking good sir/madam!

I'll wager you are/were the sort of person that would suck all the chocolate and caramel off a twix to expose a the biscuit finger beneath sucked perfectly clean and then wonder why you did it

or

remove the chocolate from a bounty bar only to regret it as you munch your way through the now uncovered dessicated coconut beneath regretfully thinking all the while how much it needed that bit of chocolate to complement it

(then again perhaps I'm projecting)

Paddy Cow · 12-03-2013 9:46pm

There's hardly any chocolate in an easter egg. She'd be better off buying a load of bars from the €2 shop.

12-03-2013 9:49pm

You got me with the twix! HeHe

amacca · 12-03-2013 10:10pm

Strawberry Milkshake wrote: »

You got me with the twix! HeHe

I knew it....I also like to take the chocolate and caramel off a moro exposing a perfect cylinder of biscuit for separate consumption

dirtyden · 12-03-2013 10:12pm

Chucken wrote: »

Air?? :eek: Thats a terrible waste of good space isn't it?

I'm still waiting for the invention of a giant creme egg easter egg...all year round :cool:

I love creme eggs. A word of warning though, dont touch the creme egg ice-cream bars, they are rank bad.

frozenfrozen · 12-03-2013 10:13pm

11 with the extras? That's like 500 grams of fat? get help get help get help get help get help

Big Nasty · 12-03-2013 10:15pm

Deleted User wrote: »

Your missus is a boy?

And a trucker too.

The Backwards Man · 12-03-2013 10:20pm

Why do they call them eggs anyway?. You can't boil them, you can't fry them, you can't scramble them and you sure as hell can't make an omelette out of them.

Pumpkinseeds · 12-03-2013 10:22pm

Deleted User wrote: »

Well for 11.99 you'd expect it to be full of creamy goodness wouldn't you? But no, just air :mad:

Yeah, its the creamy centre that you bite into and which sticks to your upper lip that is the most fun. Once you've nibbled the walnut from the top of the M&S ones I'd say all the fun is gone out of it

12-03-2013 10:24pm

Pumpkinseeds wrote: »

Yeah, its the creamy centre that you bite into and which sticks to your upper lip that is the most fun. Once you've nibbled the walnut from the top of the M&S ones I'd say all the fun is gone out of it

Yeh, with the cream, and the nibbling....

Um, what were we talking about again?

admiralofthefleet · 12-03-2013 10:25pm

bullets wrote: »

My Partner/Mother of of my newborn child/Girlfriend has a real issue with Chocolate which may be on par with my own issue with cider. I've called her the sweetbeast. She can devour mass amounts of sweet things.

Since the Easter eggs have been on the shelf She's currently (as I type) on
easter egg number 11. Yup she has eaten 11 so far and the crunching in the background indicates she's nibbling on the extras. Despite this she's thin (da bitch) if she runs out of chocolate she will move onto the the Jelly's and anything else that's not raw suger everything is game on apart from haribo foam backs So my fellow AH's is there a sweet beast in your family/relationship and how much do they devour.

~B

im 13 female from california, wanna chat?

damagegt · 12-03-2013 10:30pm

"Mother of of my newborn child/Girlfriend"

I think Easter eggs choice is the least of your worries.

MomijiHime · 12-03-2013 10:43pm

The Backwards Man wrote: »

Why do they call them eggs anyway?. You can't boil them, you can't fry them, you can't scramble them and you sure as hell can't make an omelette out of them.

They're shaped like eggs

Smidge · 12-03-2013 11:05pm

amacca wrote: »

I knew it....I also like to take the chocolate and caramel off a moro exposing a perfect cylinder of biscuit for separate consumption

This can also be done with a Double Decker and a Cadbury Snack(sandwich one):p

Meangadh · 12-03-2013 11:30pm

I'm the equivalent of your girlfriend OP but with crisps instead of chocolate.

I could literally eat bags and bags of them and never want to stop. I like chocolate but if I had to give it up forever I'd get over it... but I'd find it so hard to give up crisps.

Having said that- I currently have 2 Easter eggs, a share bag of Malteasers, a fun size kit kat and a box of Butlers' chocolates sitting in my house unopened... and I'm off them for Lent! At least they're not crisps though, dunno if I'd manage not to crack...

I want a Cadbury's chocolate egg filled with Cheese and Onion Taytos... I know I could just have the chocolate and then the taytos but I think it'd be a marketing goldmine for both companies!

MurdyWurdy · 12-03-2013 11:32pm

I'm big into chocolate, could eat it all day. I used to think people who didn't like chocolate were giant freaks until I got pregnant and the thought of eating chocolate made me feel violently ill. While this was going on I was still buying chocolate like I used to and it was Christmas time. There was chocolate EVERYWHERE!!

My Dad came over to our place to wait in for the plumber and called me at work to say he was loving all the chocolate (he's also a sweet fiend). I said "oh you've been in the fridge" and he said "there's more in the fridge?" - he was only eating the stuff he'd found lying around and in the cupboards.

Happily I'm back on the chocolate now and my latest thing is to sit down of an afternoon and eat an entire "share" bag of galaxy minstrels. Yum

MurdyWurdy · 12-03-2013 11:37pm

amacca wrote: »

I knew it....I also like to take the chocolate and caramel off a moro exposing a perfect cylinder of biscuit for separate consumption

I'm a fan of mars bars and like them to have been in the fridge for a while, then I cut it into thin slices using a sharp knife and eat with a big glass of milk.

Mmmmmm:D

Larianne · 12-03-2013 11:52pm

bullets wrote: »

My Partner/Mother of of my newborn child/Girlfriend

I had to read this 5 times.

Why didn't you just write 'my pregnant girlfriend'??? :mad:

CallMeFlo · 12-03-2013 11:55pm

Knasher wrote: »

I lived with a girl for a while who, according to her boyfriend, used to fall asleep near candy and keep eating it in her sleep.

I do this!! I can't have food in my room at night or else I start eating it in my sleep.. So strange :rolleyes:

cruais · 13-03-2013 2:43am

CallMeFlo wrote: »

I do this!! I can't have food in my room at night or else I start eating it in my sleep.. So strange :rolleyes:

I do this with bottle or cans of coke.

I never wake during the night, but if I bring coke to my room I wake to drink it in my sleep.

Unhealthy obsession!

FoxyVixen · 13-03-2013 3:00am

cruais wrote: »

I do this with bottle or cans of coke.

I never wake during the night, but if I bring coke to my room I wake to drink it in my sleep.

Unhealthy obsession!

So you're awake then. You're not asleep?!

Queen-Mise · 13-03-2013 3:26am

amacca wrote: »

I knew it....I also like to take the chocolate and caramel off a moro exposing a perfect cylinder of biscuit for separate consumption

I do this with the Cadbury Snacks - nibble all the chocolate of & then be left with the crunchy biscuit inside...

I am pretty bad with chocolate but am atrocious with jellies.

antodeco · 13-03-2013 3:29pm

My local centra are selling double decker bars at 3 for €2. I was given a 9" pizza for lunch for free! I stuck one of the bars in the slice and rolled it up. I may actually die in the next hour.

Still stupidly skinny though!

Easter egg problem

Comments