shameless people on the bus

RUSTEDCORE · 09-03-2013 6:58am #1

Was coming back from town
sitting upstairs
bus was packed but I got my own seat:cool:
A woman was sitting in front of me

This sumo wrestler looking dude sits beside her almost crushing
I think he was just in the gym and kept wiping his forehead and biting his nails for 20 minutes straight.
I cant smell but she instantly opened the window.

I dont know about you but I just couldnt be this disgusting in public... honestly if he had pooped on the seat it wouldve been less disgusting.

Galwayguy35 · 09-03-2013 7:34am

RUSTEDCORE wrote: »

Was coming back from town
sitting upstairs
bus was packed but I got my own seat:cool:
A woman was sitting in front of me

This sumo wrestler looking dude sits beside her almost crushing
I think he was just in the gym and kept wiping his forehead and biting his nails for 20 minutes straight.
I cant smell but she instantly opened the window.

I dont know about you but I just couldnt be this disgusting in public... honestly if he had pooped on the seat it wouldve been less disgusting.

So even though the man did nothing that affected you in any way you come on here giving out about him.

RUSTEDCORE · 09-03-2013 7:34am

Galwayguy35 wrote: »

So even though the man did nothing that affected you in any way you come on here giving out about him.

OBVIOUSLY

Galwayguy35 · 09-03-2013 7:43am

RUSTEDCORE wrote: »

OBVIOUSLY

Well if you had a problem with him why not say it to his face.

IceFjoem · 09-03-2013 7:55am

You can't smell?!

Noo · 09-03-2013 8:01am

I was getting the bus home from town about 8 o'clock one evening with a few friends, we went upstairs, completely empty so we sat down the back. Some young wan no older than 15 and seeming a little out of it gets on and comes straight down the back to us, I was sitting in the middle so she just stops in front of me and very aggressively says "eh would ya move?" So I move my leg and she shoves her way by and sits in the corner and to start getting sick. Lovely.

Gloomtastic! · 09-03-2013 8:01am

IceFjoem wrote: »

You can't smell?!

Maybe the smell was coming from you and not him?

Ando's Saggy Bottom · 09-03-2013 8:08am

Galwayguy35 wrote: »

So even though the man did nothing that affected you in any way you come on here giving out about him.

Welcome to AH!

RUSTEDCORE · 09-03-2013 8:18am

IceFjoem wrote: »

You can't smell?!

never have... assume its like tasting without texture

Ihatecuddles-old · 09-03-2013 8:25am

RUSTEDCORE wrote: »

never have... assume its like tasting without texture

They are both connected, you're ability to taste is probably hindered by the fact that you can't smell.

I don't know if that makes any sense, I'm getting sick as I type this.

Faze11 · 09-03-2013 8:25am

Thought you couldn't taste either if you had no sense of smell

KTRIC · 09-03-2013 8:38am

Faze11 wrote: »

Thought you couldn't taste either if you had no sense of smell

IF you're a snake !!!

Dwork · 09-03-2013 8:47am

No way am I the only one who thought this was going to be about some couple doing it on the back row. Misuse of the word "shameless" OP.

Mr Fatnsweaty was probably morto on the inside, not that I care, I wanted tales of depravity on the top deck of the Number 42.

Gummy Panda · 09-03-2013 9:20am

I got on a bus yesterday and there was a guy downstairs who smelled of sly ****. He was stinking the bottom deck out. I went upstairs.

Scruffles · 09-03-2013 9:21am

KTRIC wrote: »

IF you're a snake !!!

or a smoker!

RUSTEDCORE · 09-03-2013 9:22am

Dwork wrote: »

No way am I the only one who thought this was going to be about some couple doing it on the back row. Misuse of the word "shameless" OP.

Mr Fatnsweaty was probably morto on the inside, not that I care, I wanted tales of depravity on the top deck of the Number 42.

why the posh bus>?

mfceiling · 09-03-2013 9:40am

Gummy Panda wrote: »

I got on a bus yesterday and there was a guy downstairs who smelled of sly ****. He was stinking the bottom deck out. I went upstairs.

Thought you would have at least said hello to me...

gallag · 09-03-2013 9:41am

If you have sunk low enough to use the peasant chariot you are hardly gonna worry about personal hygiene. Remember bus users are the dregs of society.

keith16 · 09-03-2013 9:45am

I got on a bus once and some dude had his bag on the seat beside him. When I asked him to move it, he pulls out two bus tickets saying he has paid for an extra seat for his bag.

Esel · 09-03-2013 9:47am

gallag wrote: »

If you have sunk low enough to use the peasant chariot you are hardly gonna worry about personal hygiene. Remember bus users are the dregs of society.

Hello, Maggie.

09-03-2013 9:49am

In the words of the Fatima Mansions:

'Only Losers Take The Bus'

Gummy Panda · 09-03-2013 9:56am

gallag wrote: »

If you have sunk low enough to use the peasant chariot you are hardly gonna worry about personal hygiene. Remember bus users are the dregs of society.

I had crucified my slaves so had no litter bearers to bring me to market

Dwork · 09-03-2013 9:58am

RUSTEDCORE wrote: »

why the posh bus>?

Posh people are way more fun when they are being depraved. Usually, they can afford to make a better effort/wear nicer underwear/have straighter teeth. Sadly, it's a bus. Bus and posh do not go in the same breath. Unless it has rooms that emerge hydraulically from its side, tinted windows and acts as the daytime accomodation for some lesser rock god or goddess. Or a VW logo on the front and drop-down bunks for Jemima and Astrid to get jiggy on.

"Getting the bus" immediatly implies that you may well have mild B.O, poor fashion sense, a failure to grasp the concept of "life is short" and enjoy British soap operas and endless singing competitions. I would rather travvel around using wooden rollers while being towed with a fish-hook through my left testicle, reeled along by an angler from Trim called Norman..

gallag · 09-03-2013 9:59am

Esel wrote: »

Hello, Maggie.

I just don't understand why people cant just have a few cars?

Esel · 09-03-2013 10:04am

gallag wrote: »

I just don't understand why people cant just rob a few cars?

FYP. Maggie.

0ph0rce0 · 09-03-2013 10:10am

On the 145 one day, A Down Syndrome guy was picking his nose, people beside him were retching it was that bad what was coming out.

Anyway he picked out this snot, and oh my god it was huge, like the size of a 2 euro coin, (that's big for a snot) he tried to shake it off but the snot was having none of it.

He then flicked!! And it went straight into the woman in fronts hair. She didn't notice and everyone was laughing whilst still retching and n one told her.

The guy knew everyone was looking and just turned around and looked at everyone behind with exactly this face.

http://www.google.ie/url?sa=i&source=images&cd=&cad=rja&docid=NvM_wKdx7ZhC2M&tbnid=-1rYJtlruuRB8M:&ved=0CAgQjRwwAA&url=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.reactionface.info%2Fface%2Ftroll-face&ei=VPw6UcXiBaPB7Ab7jIGQDQ&psig=AFQjCNEPDgIXDTyLfL_Z73l0lm9tmE7jOw&ust=1362906580175737

Obviously i know he's not all there and that's sad but still was the funniest bus trip i ever took.

Duckjob · 09-03-2013 10:30am

9959 wrote: »

In the words of the Fatima Mansions:

'Only Losers Take The Bus'

Or, in the words of Jay from Inbetweeners:

BUS **** !

gallag · 09-03-2013 11:20am

0ph0rce0 wrote: »

On the 145 one day, A Down Syndrome guy was picking his nose, people beside him were retching it was that bad what was coming out.

Anyway he picked out this snot, and oh my god it was huge, like the size of a 2 euro coin, (that's big for a snot) he tried to shake it off but the snot was having none of it.

He then flicked!! And it went straight into the woman in fronts hair. She didn't notice and everyone was laughing whilst still retching and n one told her.

The guy knew everyone was looking and just turned around and looked at everyone behind with exactly this face.

http://www.google.ie/url?sa=i&source=images&cd=&cad=rja&docid=NvM_wKdx7ZhC2M&tbnid=-1rYJtlruuRB8M:&ved=0CAgQjRwwAA&url=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.reactionface.info%2Fface%2Ftroll-face&ei=VPw6UcXiBaPB7Ab7jIGQDQ&psig=AFQjCNEPDgIXDTyLfL_Z73l0lm9tmE7jOw&ust=1362906580175737

Obviously i know he's not all there and that's sad but still was the funniest bus trip i ever took.

Probably an every day occurrence for bus dwellers. I suppose they need to get to the job centre/maternity ward some how.

Duck's hoop · 09-03-2013 11:27am

Dwork wrote: »

Posh people are way more fun when they are being depraved. Usually, they can afford to make a better effort/wear nicer underwear/have straighter teeth. Sadly, it's a bus. Bus and posh do not go in the same breath. Unless it has rooms that emerge hydraulically from its side, tinted windows and acts as the daytime accomodation for some lesser rock god or goddess. Or a VW logo on the front and drop-down bunks for Jemima and Astrid to get jiggy on.

"Getting the bus" immediatly implies that you may well have mild B.O, poor fashion sense, a failure to grasp the concept of "life is short" and enjoy British soap operas and endless singing competitions. I would rather travvel around using wooden rollers while being towed with a fish-hook through my left testicle, reeled along by an angler from Trim called Norman..

You try way too hard PotWork

BillyMitchel · 09-03-2013 11:28am

Ihatecuddles wrote: »

They are both connected, you're ability to taste is probably hindered by the fact that you can't smell.

I don't know if that makes any sense, I'm getting sick as I type this.

Need someone to hold your hair back?!

1000 posts, go me!

Auldloon · 09-03-2013 11:52am

Noo wrote: »

I was getting the bus home from town about 8 o'clock one evening with a few friends, we went upstairs, completely empty so we sat down the back. Some young wan no older than 15 and seeming a little out of it gets on and comes straight down the back to us, I was sitting in the middle so she just stops in front of me and very aggressively says "eh would ya move?" So I move my leg and she shoves her way by and sits in the corner and to start getting sick. Lovely.

You should have kicked her in the fanny. It's not women's day anymore you know.

AndyTheDude · 09-03-2013 1:00pm

keith16 wrote: »

I got on a bus once and some dude had his bag on the seat beside him. When I asked him to move it, he pulls out two bus tickets saying he has paid for an extra seat for his bag.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iZ60Fjnmm8g

admiralofthefleet · 09-03-2013 1:11pm

i got on a bus once and there was fellow passengers on it, the bloody cheek of people these days

Dwork · 09-03-2013 1:48pm

Duck's hoop wrote: »

You try way too hard PotWork

I do in me Ducks hoop.

Red Pepper · 09-03-2013 1:52pm

RUSTEDCORE wrote: »

Was coming back from town
sitting upstairs
bus was packed but I got my own seat:cool:
A woman was sitting in front of me

This sumo wrestler looking dude sits beside her almost crushing
I think he was just in the gym and kept wiping his forehead and biting his nails for 20 minutes straight.
I cant smell but she instantly opened the window.

I dont know about you but I just couldnt be this disgusting in public... honestly if he had pooped on the seat it wouldve been less disgusting.

I smell a rat.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WDTRyjMnDOk

NegativeCreep · 09-03-2013 2:00pm

I have to get the bus twice a day

I have too many stories to write down

Sofaspud · 09-03-2013 2:11pm

NegativeCreep wrote: »

I have to get the bus twice a day I have too many stories to write down

Hopefully they're as riveting as the OP's "I saw a fat guy on the bus. How dare he be fat in public?!" Story

NegativeCreep · 09-03-2013 2:25pm

Sofaspud wrote: »

Hopefully they're as riveting as the OP's "I saw a fat guy on the bus. How dare he be fat in public?!" Story

In fairness, fat people on the bus are rotten. They take up way too much of an already cramped space. Breathing my oxygen and whatnot.

woodoo · 09-03-2013 2:27pm

I never get the bus too many weirdos and smelly people.

mattjack · 09-03-2013 2:36pm

My mate swears blind him and his girlfriend conceived their eldest child on a bus.
I don't believe a word he says at the best of times , but when the kid was christened 17A................

seklly · 09-03-2013 3:09pm

Was on the bus into town one evening and went upstairs and sat half way back. There were these 3 scumbags up there, 2 girls and a guy. They spent the whole time on the phone arranging to pick up drugs although they seemed far enough gone already!

Then the overweight more aggressive of the 2 girls started talking about how she was just out of prison and she was the only one in there with a mobile phone. Then she demonstrated to her friends and anyone else who was unlucky enough to be sitting near by how she inserted the phone in by crouching down in the isle.

By the time we hit dawson street it was just these 3 me and the driver still on the bus, everyone else had bolted, even those downstairs!!

Gummy Panda · 09-03-2013 3:47pm

seklly wrote: »

Was on the bus into town one evening and went upstairs and sat half way back. There were these 3 scumbags up there, 2 girls and a guy. They spent the whole time on the phone arranging to pick up drugs although they seemed far enough gone already!

Then the overweight more aggressive of the 2 girls started talking about how she was just out of prison and she was the only one in there with a mobile phone. Then she demonstrated to her friends and anyone else who was unlucky enough to be sitting near by how she inserted the phone in by crouching down in the isle.

By the time we hit dawson street it was just these 3 me and the driver still on the bus, everyone else had bolted, even those downstairs!!

Did she actually put the phone in?

mattjack · 09-03-2013 4:38pm

Gummy Panda wrote: »

Did she actually put the phone in?

and you shoulda seen where she stuck the charger.

Irish Guitarist · 09-03-2013 4:53pm

I once sat on a train facing someone who kept picking their ear, looking at the wax and then wiping it under the table. This went on for about an hour but it seemed like an eternity.

OneArt · 09-03-2013 5:29pm

Am I the only one who regularly uses public transport and doesn't experience very many of these things? I think some people are telling porkie pies...

BillyMitchel · 09-03-2013 5:39pm

OneArt wrote: »

Am I the only one who regularly uses public transport and doesn't experience very many of these things? I think some people are telling porkie pies...

Nah I sort of agree with you, I've always used to peasant wagon and I've never had any problems. Seen one or two weird things but nothing like the stuff that gets reported here. There is some buses though from my area that are well known. When we were kids I'd get the bus from school and down the back junkies had no problem smoking or injecting heroin. No one needs to see that crap never mind a kid.

NegativeCreep · 09-03-2013 5:45pm

OneArt wrote: »

Am I the only one who regularly uses public transport and doesn't experience very many of these things? I think some people are telling porkie pies...

You must get the 11 or 16 or something. Quietest buses in the world!

Rothmans · 09-03-2013 5:54pm

Does anybody else know of that auld fella, who generally gets on the 145 at Heuston of a Sunday night and gets off at Donnybrook? He's always shouting a load of mad stuff, says he was a teacher in a Jesuit college and used to lecture in rhetoric?
He's not crazy, just always drunk. He often wears a hat.He sat beside me one evening going back home. He was educating me about the birds and the bees (I didn't ask, he just started talking at me). He was saying 'A good woman should be loyal to her husband . . . no, no ''loyal'' isn't the right word, a good woman should be obedient . . .'

Has alot to say about abortion and gay marriage. He always has everyone on the bus in stitches with his barely coherent ramblings. Does anyone else know who the fella I'm talking about?

Call Me Jimmy · 09-03-2013 6:01pm

About a week ago was comin home on the bus around 4pm. Some people from the underclass were at the back upstairs yammering away having arguments with relatives on phones etc. singing along to music. At this point I was kinda enjoying their 'who cares' attitude to life.

They had been drinking and took out more cans. They opened one and poured it straight on the floor because one of them had 'done it before. It was deadly'. So there's beer beginning to stink up the place. After a while of drinking one girl pipes up 'neeh go toileh, oi'm borstin'. Then her friend pipes up 'she just had twins a two days ago'. 'Oi won't hold it in'.

Then by the ears of the lord the sound of someone unzipping and fumbling followed by her just pissing on a bus in broad daylight. I was too afraid to look. Off I got.

jippo nolan · 09-03-2013 6:05pm

On a train from limerick some years ago, a man from the Indian sub continent Sat beside me. He proceeded to pick scabs from his scalp. By the time we got to Dublin the floor resembled the production line in a crisp factory.

mattjack · 09-03-2013 7:04pm

Rothmans wrote: »

Does anybody else know of that auld fella, who generally gets on the 145 at Heuston of a Sunday night and gets off at Donnybrook? He's always shouting a load of mad stuff, says he was a teacher in a Jesuit college and used to lecture in rhetoric?
He's not crazy, just always drunk. He often wears a hat.He sat beside me one evening going back home. He was educating me about the birds and the bees (I didn't ask, he just started talking at me). He was saying 'A good woman should be loyal to her husband . . . no, no ''loyal'' isn't the right word, a good woman should be obedient . . .'

Has alot to say about abortion and gay marriage. He always has everyone on the bus in stitches with his barely coherent ramblings. Does anyone else know who the fella I'm talking about?

What type of hat ?

shameless people on the bus

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