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Women and sex toys

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  • #102
    krudler
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 34,788 ✭✭✭✭krudler


    Princess Peach wrote: »
    I use them some of the time! My boyfriend likes it, he uses mine with me like. I got him one that we can use together too. We don't use them everytime and its not any better or worse with or without them, just different and fun.

    He doesn't like the ideas of the male sleeve things, but I would have no problem at all if he did have one. If he said he wanted one, I would probably buy it for him!

    No double standards at all from my point of view anyway.

    Its fun to use them together, a lot of women can't orgasm though penetration so doing something else to stimulate her is just part of it, be it oral or a toy, tis all good though :)


  • #103
    Robdude
    Closed Accounts Posts: 709 ✭✭✭Robdude


    Princess Peach wrote: »
    Sorry.

    WHAT!??

    I was just as shocked as you. I mean, she looked like a girl; except for the penis. It was pretty awkward.

    That was actually the last time I drank. That was five years ago. I realized I needed to make some changes in my life.


  • #104
    Miracle Jolly Spout
    Posts: 0 CMod ✭✭✭✭ Miracle Jolly Spout


    using toys as a couple is great fun

    but ill agree that pulling them out on a ONS is a bit odd


  • #105
    Micky Dolenz
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 44,080 ✭✭✭✭Micky Dolenz


    Robdude wrote: »
    I was just as shocked as you. I mean, she looked like a girl; except for the penis. It was pretty awkward.

    That was actually the last time I drank. That was five years ago. I realized I needed to make some changes in my life.


    Bit she was a real pain in the arse, right?


  • #106
    stupidusername
    Closed Accounts Posts: 14,762 ✭✭✭✭stupidusername


    Princess Peach wrote: »
    You're doing it wrong.

    doing what wrong? i dunno, i would find it odd if i heard someone took out a toy on a one nighter. but if you see it as ok, then fine. i just wouldn't.


  • #107
    nicechick!
    Closed Accounts Posts: 440 ✭✭nicechick!


    BraziliaNZ wrote: »
    The sex toy advert reminded me of this. I've been with a couple of girls in the past for casual sex and they've produced sex toys and started going at themselves in an effort to turn themselves and myself on, I presume. It doesn't really do anything for me but live and let live etc.
    Anyway if I were to produce one of those fake vagina things and started banging it, if I took home a bird on the night I met her, surely she'd be disgusted? Am I right? Double standards? I don't own one but it'd be interesting to see her reaction, should I ever get laid again in my life!

    Trust me if I'm bringing out the toys the first time in bed the sex is sh!te I'm bored, tried and happy to finish myself off!


  • #108
    VenusPlays
    Registered Users Posts: 174 ✭✭VenusPlays


    stupidusername wrote: »
    doing what wrong? i dunno, i would find it odd if i heard someone took out a toy on a one nighter. but if you see it as ok, then fine. i just wouldn't.

    I'm with you on this one. I would never bring out a toy with someone other than a serious boyfriend. And I would wonder what message someone who does is trying to convey.


  • #109
    Gummy Panda
    Closed Accounts Posts: 20,919 ✭✭✭✭Gummy Panda


    Well this thread seems to have back fired a little


  • #110
    Princess Peach
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 11,698 ✭✭✭✭Princess Peach


    stupidusername wrote: »
    doing what wrong? i dunno, i would find it odd if i heard someone took out a toy on a one nighter. but if you see it as ok, then fine. i just wouldn't.

    Oh I don't know much about that, I mean in a relationship.


  • #111
    billybudd
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,497 ✭✭✭billybudd


    Next time take out a bigger dildo and shove it up your ass and see are they as suprised as you have been.


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  • #112
    stupidusername
    Closed Accounts Posts: 14,762 ✭✭✭✭stupidusername


    Princess Peach wrote: »
    Oh I don't know much about that, I mean in a relationship.

    ok. the op was about casual sex though.


  • #113
    themadchef
    Closed Accounts Posts: 5,813 ✭✭✭themadchef


    Gummy Panda wrote: »
    Well this thread seems to have back fired a little

    What part of the thread did you start \ stop touching yourself? :pac:


  • #114
    Gummy Panda
    Closed Accounts Posts: 20,919 ✭✭✭✭Gummy Panda


    themadchef wrote: »
    Gummy Panda wrote: »
    Well this thread seems to have back fired a little

    What part of the thread did you start \ stop touching yourself? :pac:

    It's too warm for that tonight


  • #115
    Abi
    Closed Accounts Posts: 22,058 ✭✭✭✭Abi


    Gummy Panda wrote: »
    themadchef wrote: »
    Gummy Panda wrote: »
    Well this thread seems to have back fired a little

    What part of the thread did you start \ stop touching yourself? :pac:

    It's too warm for that tonight
    Open a window. Now keep talkin'


    / shuffle


  • #116
    Sitec
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,964 ✭✭✭Sitec


    BraziliaNZ wrote: »
    I don't think I'm bad at all, I've always been attentive anyway. I'm talking like 2 girls out of all the women I've been with, and a looker like me gets around ;)

    "And I think I should have both parachutes because I'm great"


  • #117
    Wertz
    Closed Accounts Posts: 11,909 ✭✭✭✭Wertz


    Here's your double standard: if women buy sex toys or pleasure themselves manually they're delicate, sensual creatures and men can't satisfy them... if men crack one off or buy a fleshlight they're weird, creepy loners who can't attract a woman...oh and they're probably a pervert as well.

    You only have to look at the derogatory replies of a few girls at the start of the thread referring to OP's penis size or whatever (funny as they may have been) to see that there will always be this double standards. You're a potential sperm donor and bread winner...nothing else.

    *awaits onslaught*


  • #118
    Mazeire
    Closed Accounts Posts: 453 ✭✭Mazeire


    Wertz wrote: »
    You're a potential sperm donor and bread winner...nothing else.

    *awaits onslaught*

    That's right dear. Now zip up your fly and f*ic back off to work. There's a good boy.


  • #119
    Robdude
    Closed Accounts Posts: 709 ✭✭✭Robdude


    Wertz wrote: »
    Here's your double standard: if women buy sex toys or pleasure themselves manually they're delicate, sensual creatures and men can't satisfy them... if men crack one off or buy a fleshlight they're weird, creepy loners who can't attract a woman...oh and they're probably a pervert as well.

    You only have to look at the derogatory replies of a few girls at the start of the thread referring to OP's penis size or whatever (funny as they may have been) to see that there will always be this double standards. You're a potential sperm donor and bread winner...nothing else.

    *awaits onslaught*

    I agree - but I'd rather be on the male side of these sets of double standards than the female side :)


  • #120
    44leto
    Closed Accounts Posts: 4,137 ✭✭✭44leto


    BraziliaNZ wrote: »
    Anyway if I were to produce one of those fake vagina things and started banging it, if I took home a bird on the night I met her, surely she'd be disgusted? Am I right? Double standards? I don't own one but it'd be interesting to see her reaction, should I ever get laid again in my life!

    You should attach that implement to a sheep, then you wouldn't need to take a burd home.


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  • #121
    ronan45
    Registered Users Posts: 1,584 ✭✭✭ronan45


    hidinginthebush wrote: »
    In my experience, nothing gets a bird going more than throwing an auld pint glass of raw liver in the microwave for 30 seconds then going to town on it


    :eek::confused::rolleyes:


    "Runs to butchers" :D :cool: :o


  • #122
    flutterflye
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,538 ✭✭✭flutterflye


    I don't have a vibrator, but I kind of want to get one now after reading this thread.


  • #123
    Ellis Dee
    Registered Users Posts: 2,512 ✭✭✭Ellis Dee


    smash wrote: »
    Fake vagina? Go the hole nine yards and start banging a blow up doll.... donkey punch it too, that'll get her going!

    If you happen to be in a country where the Norwegian company Kondomeriet has a branch, check it out. They have an excellent range of those dolls, everything from "uppblåsbara Barbara" (inflatable Barbara) to "uppblåsbara Baa-Baa" (an inflatable sheep). I guess the latter would freak your lady friend out if you started shagging it instead of her.;););)

    http://www.kondomeriet.no/kategori/vaginaer/9072830


  • #124
    Mazeire
    Closed Accounts Posts: 453 ✭✭Mazeire


    flutterflye wrote: »
    I don't have a vibrator, but I kind of want to get one now after reading this thread.

    Yeah it's less whiney and doesn't talk back. Usually.:D


  • #125
    flutterflye
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,538 ✭✭✭flutterflye


    Mazeire wrote: »
    Yeah it's less whiney and doesn't talk back. Usually.:D

    Eh... Well this is awkward - I am a girl (which is what I presume you were insinuating whines and talks too much)


  • #126
    Wertz
    Closed Accounts Posts: 11,909 ✭✭✭✭Wertz


    flutterflye wrote: »
    Eh... Well this is awkward - I am a girl (which is what I presume you were insinuating whines and talks too much)

    No she was talking about blokes... although it's not usually a complaint you hear about post-coitial men, or men in general for that matter.


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  • #127
    Mazeire
    Closed Accounts Posts: 453 ✭✭Mazeire


    Wertz wrote: »
    No she was talking about blokes... although it's not usually a complaint you hear about post-coitial men, or men in general for that matter.

    :D


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